JOKES Outsmarted Have you been


If a tree falls in the forest when no person or


animal is there, does it make a sound?


No, because moss deaf. My sister bet me £100


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I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face as I drove pasta!


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What time does Sean Connery get to


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Scientists predict that by 2050 sea levels will have risen so much that Norwich will be


CROSSWORD The Brit Awards ACROSS


2 Nominated for Best British Male this year& nominated for six Grammy's in 2014 (3,5)


5 Te band who created Girls on Film won Outstanding Contribution To Music in 2004 (5,5)


6 Tis generation's biggest boy band (3,9)


8 Tis long limbed musician took objection to Michael Jackson in 1996 (6,6)


9 Infamously presented the show with Mick Fleetwood in 1989 (3,3)


10 Te current presenter of the Brits started off in this sitcom (5,3,6)


14 Nearly got in a fight with Ronnie Wood in 2000 after a stage invasion (7,5)


16 Zoe Ball's husband won Best British Dance Act in 2001 (6,4)


18 Suffolk redhead who is taking over the world (2,8)


19 Marti Pellow's band won Best British Newcomer back in 1988 (3,3,3)


20 Scottish indie band who play Open in 6/ March 2015/outlineonline.co.uk May won an award in 1999 (5,3,9) DOWN


1 Voted as one of the BBC's Sounds of 2015 (5,3)


3 He's back with some Uptown Funk, and nominated in 2015 (4,6)


4 He won Breakthrough Act in 2013 and released I Forget Where We Were last year (3,6)


7 Helmeted dance act won Best International Group last year (4,4)


11 Voted Best British Group at the first Brits in 1977 (3,7)


12 Nominated for Best International Female and playing Norwich in May! (6,5)


13 Nominated for Best International Act, headed by the "nicest man in rock" (3,8)


15 Mother of two who released Sheezus in 2014 (4,5)


17 In 1991 this band won Best British Group. It was Just Like Heaven for them. (3,4)


completely submerged.


At least then we'll have a use for these webbed hands and feet.


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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.


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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But


when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving


once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


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Missy Elliott's advice when it's cold? Get Ur Fleece On.


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