AQUARIUS JAN 20 - FEB 18 It seems as if events, this month, are inviting you to do something that you don't know how to do. Now, I know a lot of astrologers just give vague, non-descript advice that is so open to interpretation it could be applied to virtually any situation, but not Dr E. Mann. Oh, inventive Aquarius, you’re going to need a 6 foot length of rope, a pound of nuts and a 1978 Blue Peter annual. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Your lucky tube is piping.
PISCES FEB 19 - MAR 20 Te ruler of your sign changes direction this month. Tis means you’ll notice some increase in your Piscean indecision. Also, this will cause a cataclysmic astronomical event, throwing the Earth off its orbit and dooming the entire human race to perish either in the heart of the sun or the freezing hell of deep- space. Merry Christmas! Your lucky reconstituted turkey format is drummers.
upon us, and you need to be a party popper, not a party pooper. As wise old Auntie Mann used to say, “this party needs more poppers.” Loosen up. Your lucky birds are fork-hauling.
SAGITTARIUS NOV 22 - DEC 21 What use is a shelter with no walls? About as much use as an
unemotional person at Christmas. Oh, unemotional, independent
Sagittarius, if you don’t overcome your unemotionality and
ARIESMAR 21 - APR 19 It seems as if lately, you have been striving to develop a strategy. Oh, impulsive Aries. Having a game plan in life is no bad thing, but hitching your wagon to the wrong horse can leave you up shit- creek without a paddle. And the horse won’t help. He can’t swim, and he doesn’t have a paddle. Ten where’s your wagon? Fucked. In a creek. With a shitty horse. Your lucky bird placement is partridge. In a pear tree.
independence this month you could end up pulling your own cracker come Christmas day. Be more emotional. And dependant. Your lucky gender-of-dancer is female.
LEOJUL 23 - AUG 22 Sometimes, the planets bring us opportunities. Like astral presents down your chimney of fate. All you have to do is to rip the paper off and get stuck in. Oh, ambitious Leo, make the most of what’s in your celestial stocking this Christmas, just don’t eat your pudding so fast that you choke on the sixpence. FIIIIVE GOOOOLD RIIIINGS!
VIRGOAUG 23 - SEP 22 Some things simply make no sense, but we know them to be true from the evidence. We know that the alignment of the planets and stars at the moment of your birth dictates your future, but we don’t know how, we know homeopathy works, but we don’t know how, and we know that Father Christmas manages to get presents to all the good children, but we don’t... erm… hang on…Your lucky egg source is goose.
TAURUS APR 20 - MAY 20 Have you got what you want? Your problem, oh materialistic Taurus, is that if you get what you want, there’s always something else. I know what you want: you want to get your priorities straight and appreciate the true value of the things you have, like friendship, health, etc. As my wise old Auntie Mann used to say, “Why on Earth have you bought me fancy pants for Christmas? You know I’m doubly incontinent.” Wise words indeed. Your lucky dove configuration is a brace of turtle.
GEMINIMAY 21 - JUN 22 If everything in life were smooth-running, straightforward and sensible, you would be bored to tears. Admit it, you love a bit of drama in your life, but there’s a fine line between harmless gossip and stirring the pot with a giant spoon. Oh, devious Gemini, with the Christmas festivities approaching the temptation will be high. Get a hobby. Your lucky hen source is France.
CANCER JUN 21 - JUL 22 What kind of a month are you keen to avoid? Oh, moody Cancer, don’t you get tired of bah-humbuggery? Te festive season is
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LIBRASEP 23 - OCT 22 What's funny? Christmas should be a time for laughter, but don’t get carried away. Bear in mind who you are with, watch the sherry, and remember that the joke about the blind prostitute and the brandy butter isn’t an image your Nan will treasure. Oh, diplomatic Libra, put your paper hat on, have a sprout, and leave the jokes to the crackers. Your lucky Welsh activity is Swansea, swimming.
SCORPIOOCT 23 - NOV 21 Tey say 'if you can't beat 'em, you might as well join 'em.' Good advice? If you’re a quitter, maybe, but that’s not you, is it. Oh, resourceful Scorpio, there’s no such thing as “can’t.” Christmas is a time for forgiving - so make them think you have. Placate them, join them, then destroy them from the inside, like a turkey stuffed with fireworks. Giblets! Your lucky custard is made with milk in.
CAPRICORNDEC 22 - JAN 20 Recent events have turned you inside out and upside down. Tere was another famous Capricorn who was turned inside out and upside down, wasn’t there, and he turned out great. Tat’s right. Jesus. He had a turbulent life, but managed to do pretty well for himself, all things considered. Happy Birthday big guy, from all the boys and girls at Outline. Your lucky pop star dance is Lorde’s leaping.
BY DR E. MANN
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