Outsmarted JOKES HA VE Y O U BEEN
ATHEISM IS A NON- PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
I WROTE A SONG ABOUT A TORTILLA. WELL ACTUALLY, IT’S MORE OF A WRAP.
A SKELETON WALKED INTO A BAR. "WHAT WILL IT BE?” ASKED THE BARTENDER. "I'LL HAVE A BEER AND A MOP," SAID THE SKELETON.
CROSSWORD I DIED IN THE 80’S, THE 80’S
Across 5 Hey, Jude, Let it Be! (4, 6) 6 Te Pink Panther (5, 7) 7 Author of the chilling Rebecca (6, 2, 7)
8 Te larger than life 'Master of Surprise' (6, 9)
12 He drove all night to get to you (3, 7)
13 We heard of his passing On the Grapevine (6, 4)
14 Rainy Days & Sundays always got her down (5, 9)
15 Suave lead of Eighty Days Around Te World (5, 5)
16 Whatever Happened to this Baby Jane star? (5, 5)
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Down 1 Slim Elizabeth was led by this poodle haired singer (4, 6)
2 Mourned by his band, Te Wailers (3, 6)
3 Blonde bombshell on the cover of Sgt Peppers (3, 4)
4 Charismatic Spanish Artist (8, 4)
9 Ernie's other half (4, 9) 10 One of the Blues Brothers (4, 7)
11 Chiselled star that romanced Audrey Hepburn (7, 4)
I NEVER WANTED TO BELIEVE THAT MY DAD WAS STEALING FROM HIS JOB AS A ROAD WORKER. BUT WHEN I GOT HOME, ALL THE SIGNS WERE THERE.
MY MATE RANG ME AND ASKED, "WHAT'RE YOU DOING AT THE MOMENT?" I SAID, "PROBABLY FAILING MY DRIVING TEST."
I SAW A MAN AT THE
BEACH YELLING "HELP, SHARK! HELP!"
I JUST LAUGHED; I KNEW THAT SHARK WASN'T GOING TO HELP HIM.
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