Here’s Looking at You Kid ! M65 Junction 13


follow signs to Barrowford, Roughlee 1 mile


The King.


I’ve just tried to buy tickets for an Elvis tribute act.


What a nightmare…… It was on an automated telephone system. You had to press 1 for the Money. 2 for the show………


At first when the wife left, I was upset and lonely, but since then I`ve bought a dog, had two different women and blown a grand on booze and fags. She’ll go Mad when she gets home from work.


Accrington Stanley Football Club. Last season was a tremendous success for the


club in many ways


reaching the play offs and attracting a tremendous amount of press


with the team and TV


10. We all remember Amos, but do you remember his Pub ?


coverage. The fans created an amazing atmosphere in their final game at home in the play offs, but the team’s brave effort was just a step too far as they tried to come back from their first leg defeat away to Stevenage. Stevenage went on to beat Torquay in the Old Trafford Final 1—0. Oh what might have been. Manager John Coleman and assistant Jimmy Bell have signed up for a record breaking 13th season and with the experience of last season under their belts will be determined to go that one step further. The Club’s ownership issue has now been resolved and Mr Ilyas Khan is the new chairman. The club are also celebrating a major sponsorship deal with local company, Clever Boxes based in Clayton Le Moors. So everything falling into place and some exciting new signings to strengthen the squad, there is a buzz of excitement as we go into the new season. We will be watching the clubs progress in our usual column in the Local Herald. Come on Stanley.


The Art of Conversation.


What’s your email address Dad ?


A grand mother was visiting her son and his family. She offered to drive the grand children to school. The road was winding and mostly single carriageway, and half-way there she remarked that there wasn't much traffic. “It’s all behind you, Granny” came a voice from the back seat.


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