I Never New That ! The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?)


The flea can jump 350 times its body


length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (WOW)


11. Run by Mr Tilsley it was formerly The Joinery?


I know this one - Don’t tell me.


What do you see ? Do you see a face ? Or do you see a liar ?


Modern Medicine. A bent-over old lady hobbled into a doctor's office. Within minutes, she came out again but miraculously, she was standing up as straight as could be. A man in the waiting room who had been watching her said in amazement; "My goodness, what did the doctor do to you?" The old lady replied, "He gave me a longer walking stick!"


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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. ( !!!!!! ) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know..) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmm....) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light.. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that .) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that too.)


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Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)


The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.


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