Quiz. All the answers can be found in these pages. 1. What was the Three Degrees only Uk No1 Single? 2. Who won the Battle of Crecy ? Who came second ? 3. Who was the first person in Britain to die in a car accident? 4. Who were the last two people to be hanged in Britain ? 5. Who is The New Orleans International Airport named after ? 6. Name the two members of The Righteous Brothers? 7. Who played the lead role in “Lawrence of Arabia.” ? 8. What is the most popular pop song at UK funerals ? 9. How much was a ticket to the Isle of White festival in 1968 ? 10. Who had a top ten hit with "Whiskey in the Jar" in 1973 ?
Wine doesn’t make you FAT.. it makes you LEAN ..... (against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people)
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started...
Have you come across the Dyslexic Yorkshireman. He was last seen wearing a cat flap.
1. Where would Mike Fisher serve Del Boy ?
Three elderly gentlemen are chatting in the pub. One of them says; “Hey Joe! Isn’t this your 50th anniversary?” Joe replies! “Yes it is.” “Well,” the first man asked, “what are you planning to do?” Joe replies, “Well! I remember taking my wife to Morecambe on our 25th anniversary.” The other gentleman asked, “So what are the big plans for your 50th anniversary?” Joe replies, “I’m going back to pick her up!!!!!!!”
Can you find our mystery pub?
CDC ALERT The Centre for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever
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TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact wi th WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
The One Stop Cash Shop in Great Harwood has hit an historic high after just two years of trading. Turning over £1million the independent local firm specialising in travel money for holiday makers and overseas travellers has proved a great success in the town. All major currency are always in stock including Euros and U.S. Dollars. Manager David Chandler said “ the business has really taken off with people travelling from all over to get some of the best exchange rates on any high street. The cash only service keeps costs low and passes on the savings by way of better deals for customers.” Combined with a host of other financial services the bureau de change operation has proved to be one of the most successful and offers customers a true One Stop option for all their financial needs. The One Stop Cash Shop is at 39 Queens Street Great Harwood and is open every day from 9.30am till 5pm and Saturday mornings from 9.30am till 12.30pm. Contact them on 01254 888292 or Email them at:
info@onestopcash.com
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