Music Quiz. The answers are sneakily hidden in the adverts. 1. How many songs from the Beatles "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" were released as singles? 2. What is the name of the Russian stringed instrument with a triangular body? 3. Which land did Puff The Magic Dragon live in? 4. Who wrote the opera Madam Butterfly? 5. How many valves does a trumpet have? 6. Which band released an album entitled Wish You Were Here? 7. Which 60's rock group recorded a lighter shade of pale? 8. Who along with Vince Clark formed the pop duo Yazoo? 9. What Shania Twain recording became the best-selling country music album ever by a female artist, in 1996? 10. What's the only group to claim two of the top ten best-selling singles of the 1970's?
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8. Probably the most famous pub on the telly.
If You Can’t Say Anything Nice. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a birthday present… The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the present I bought you last year"
The Window cleaner knocked on the door this morning…… Shouting and waving his arms around. I thought to myself Blimey he`s lost his rag…..
How Smart Are You ? 4 questions to get you thinking outside the box. Answers on page 24.
What do you call a donkey with 1 leg? A Wonkey!!
What do you call a donkey with 1 leg and 1 eye? A Winkey Wonkey!!!!!
“That’s Just Silly.” 16.
We come to you
My mum’s just had
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