Music Quiz. The answers are sneakily hidden in the adverts. 1. How many songs from the Beatles "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" were released as singles? 2. What is the name of the Russian stringed instrument with a triangular body? 3. Which land did Puff The Magic Dragon live in? 4. Who wrote the opera Madam Butterfly? 5. How many valves does a trumpet have? 6. Which band released an album entitled Wish You Were Here? 7. Which 60's rock group recorded a lighter shade of pale? 8. Who along with Vince Clark formed the pop duo Yazoo? 9. What Shania Twain recording became the best-selling country music album ever by a female artist, in 1996? 10. What's the only group to claim two of the top ten best-selling singles of the 1970's?
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Three old couples were having tea one fine day. They were all chatting and whatnot when one of the men, trying to get a chuckle, said to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey!” Getting the chuckle he expected. A moment later, the second man said, "Pass the sugar, sugar!" This got a bigger laugh, so the third man, although not quite as clever or quick-witted as the other two, decided to join in the fun. He waited for
the perfect
opportunity, cleared his throat and then confidently said, "Pass the tea, bag!"
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer
expo
(COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, 'If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.' In response to Bill 's comments, Ford issued a press release stating:
If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics... 1.. For no reason whatsoever, your car would
crash.....Twice a day. 2.. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3.. Occasionally your car would die on the motorway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, turn off the engine, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 4.. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5.. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five per cent of the roads. 6.. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light. 7.. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying. 8.. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 9.. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.
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