Harold & Ethel. Ethel: The minister told me that at my age I should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” Harold:


What did you say ? Ethel: I told him “I think about it many times a day.” And he said “That is very wise.” Ethel: “It’s not a matter of wisdom,” I told him. “It’s when I open a drawer or a cupboard, I ask myself, ‘What am I here after?”


A bent-over little old lady hobbled into a doctor's office. Within minutes, she came out again but miraculously, she was standing up as straight as could be. A man in the waiting room who had been watching her said in amazement; "My goodness, what did the doctor do to you?" The old lady replied, "He gave me a longer walking stick !"


Makes you think !


Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?


Why do British people never sound British when they sing?


If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? How come all of the planets are spherical? Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?


Can you find our mystery pub ?


Have you come across the Dyslexic Yorkshireman. He was last seen wearing a cat flap.


Congratulations to Barry & Vicki Whatmough,


proprietors of Kendall’s Sandwich Bar, Burnley Rd, Padiham, winners of our Best Butty shop competition, as voted by readers of The Local Herald.


Barry & Vicky took over the business 5 years ago and put one of the reasons for their success down to the hard work and dedication of their staff.


Another feature which is very popular with their customers is the regular changes to their menu bringing


fresh


ideas to their home made daily specials both hot and cold. Amongst their favourites are, Lasagne, Chilli, Kofta kebabs, Southern Fried Chicken & Cheese Melts, Salad Boxes, wraps & Jacket Spuds. Tel: 01282 779100


Open: Mon-Fri 6am-2.30pm Sat 6am-1pm Sun 8am 12pm.


Pop in and give them a try, you won’t be disappointed


Brian’s Airport Transfers


Private Hire Established 1975 New Cars Plus 8 Seater Mini Bus


01254 396565 07957 237858


PADIHAM FOOTBALL CLUB


Function Room For Hire


TOP OF THE LEAGUE VENUE FOR:


FAMILY PARTIES. MEETINGS.


TRAINING DAYS.


Close to Junction 8 M65 Private Car Park


For further information: 07745 340269 07775 717698


My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante


Qualified Mobile Hairdresser Styling. Colour. Cuts. Permanent waves. In the comfort of your own home.


Call Karen 01254 886321 3.


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