What do you call a donkey with 1 leg? A Wonkey!!
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Top this for a speeding ticket…. Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick, east of Edinburgh, were involved in an unusual incident, while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. The machine then stopped working and the officers were not able to re-set it. The radar had in fact locked on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over the North Sea, which was engaged in a low flying exercise over the Borders district. Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF liaison officer. Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style. “Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on the incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had automatically locked on to your ’Hostile radar equipment’ and sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, the Sidewinder air-to-ground missiles aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also locked on to the target. Fortunately the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado responded to the missile status alert intelligently and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile was launched.”
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10. We all remember Amos, but do you remember his Pub ?
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1. Where would Mike Fisher serve Del Boy ?
4. The Dog in The Pond ? What’s the soap?
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then another fight started...
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