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Request for help from the people of Great Harwood. During the next couple of years it is hoped to refurbish the church/community facility on King St in the town. For many years the site has been known as Central but is now referred to as Trinity – to reflect the new partnership between the two Methodist churches and the United Reformed church. Currently many activities, including toddler groups, brownies, annual pantomimes, a lunch club and blood donor sessions, take place at these premises and, hopefully, will continue to do so. The intention is to give this community facility the ability to cater for some of the town’s needs for at least the next 50 years. With this in mind the residents of the town are asked for their thoughts on the possible uses of such a refurbished facility – the refurbishment will be designed around its current and projected use. Residents are asked to pass on their thoughts to Rev Pat Brown (01204 596807 c/o Trinity URC Methodist Church, King St or email pat.brown@fsmail.net) or to any of the local Councillors at the earliest opportunity – thank you in anticipation.


Romance is different all over the world.


In France, when a lady is having a romantic interlude, she will look up and say, “ Sacre bleu!”


In Italy, when a lady is having a romantic interlude she will look up and say,” Sempre amore!”


In Britain , when a lady is having a romantic interlude, she will look up and say,


“That ceiling could do with a coat of emulsion!”


Ah February, The Month of Romance,


I wanted love poems, you couldn’t write them, my earlobes nibbled, you couldn't bite them. You’d just f*rt and attempt to light them- Things would never have worked. Victoria Wood.


A Yorkshire bloke’s wife dies, and as she was a God fearing Christian and regular church goer, he ordered a headstone for her with the words “ She was thine.” Unfortunately when it was e r e c t e d t h e s t o n ema s o n h a d w r i t t e n , “She was thin.” So he told the stonemason that he’d missed the “E” and to correct the mistake. He went to inspect the new wording to find it read “E she was thin.”


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Liverpool Airport was named after it’s famous son John Lennon, and was given the affectionate slogan “Above us only sky.” They’ve just put another slogan up by the luggage carousel that says, ”Imagine no possessions.”


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