Ahhh The Scottish Football Team…… Brilliant on paper, rubbish on grass.


WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG? TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE... Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. Government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied: "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night making love with squaw." Then the chief leaned back and smiled.... "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."


John Marwood Cleese Born 27 October 1939 is an English actor, comedian, writer and film producer. He achieved success at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, and as a scriptwriter on The Frost Report. In the late 1960s he became a member of Monty Python, who produced the sketch show Monty Python's Flying Circus and the four Monty Python films: And Now for Something Completely Different, Holy Grail, Life of Brian and The Meaning of Life. In the mid 1970s, Cleese co-wrote and starred in, with first wife Connie Booth, the British sitcom Fawlty Towers. Later, he co-starred with Kevin Kline, Jamie Lee Curtis and former Python colleague Michael Palin in A Fish Called Wanda and Fierce Creatures. He also starred in Clockwise, and has appeared in many other films, including two James Bond films, two Harry Potter films, and three Shrek films. But what is the link with the picture below. See page 29.


Here’s a few clues.


What’s the difference between an onion and a bagpipe ? Nobody cries when you chop up a bagpipe.


Bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished learning them as when you start.


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