If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will be...... The £2.99 Special We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £2.99 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.' 'Then, I'll have to charge you £3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' said the waitress. 'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.


'YES!' stated the waitress.


'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.. 'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked. 'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.. DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We’ve been round the block a few times.


Some people really should get out more !


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One of the biggest traffic jams in history was caused in January 1990 when thousands of East Germans packed up their worldly goods and drove to West Germany. Well I Never Knew That.


It’s a proven fact that sharks will only attack you if you’re wet.


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