If this does not touch your heart, then you just don't have one...
An incredible story of luck, and inspiration!
Can you believe it? This guy wins £181 million on the lottery
last Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just two days later. How lucky’s that ?
Subject: Irish water shortage Due to a water shortage in Ireland,
Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
Some women are blonde on their mothers side, some are blonde on their fathers side, but she is blonde on peroxide.
Harold & Ethel. Ethel: Mary from next door went to the doctors last week and told him about her flatulence problem. Harold: I didn’t know she had one. Ethel: She told him that fortunately when she did break wind there was no smell and they didn't make a noise. Harold: What did the doctor say ? Ethel: He gave her some pills to try and clear her sinuses, and a prescription for a digital hearing aid.
My Mother’s hearing aid’s playing up again. She heard on the Telly that the biggest problem in the NHS was Holby City. I said “ No Mum, that’s Obesity.”
Another Local Herald Exclusive. Apparently there have been three people in history who have been able to walk on water. We all know the first one was Jesus. The second was the apostle Peter, but the third one is more obscure. His name is Ralph, and The Local Herald has captured another incredible moment in history. Please turn the page for this groundbreaking photography.
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John McCririck looks like a hedge dragged through a man backwards.
Clive James. 3.
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