The first owner of the Marlboro Com- pany died of lung cancer.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'. ********************************************** Walt Disney was afraid
but, not downstairs. ****************************************** A duck's quack doesn't echo,
OF MICE! **************************************************************************
PEARLS MELT
and no one knows why. ****************************************** Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne parti- cles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!) ******************************************
IN VINEGAR! ********************************************** The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
Turtles can breathe through their butts. (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
move your toothbrush!!!Page No. 43
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