Mick Jagger claims the wrinkles on his face are laughter lines. Come on Mick…… Nothing could be that funny.


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The Butler, named Waddle, entered the bathroom, with a hotty under his arm as his Lordship was taking a bath. “Here you are my Lord,” says the Butler. “I didn’t ask for that.” says his Lordship. “That’s strange.” replies the Butler. “ I distinctly heard someone say– Wad aboud a wader boddle Waddle.”


Which leads nicely on to a few classic quotations from the England footballer, Chris Waddle, who had a short spell as the Burnley manager. “Burnley have the potential to be sleeping giants.” “There’s going to be four or five teams battling for the top six spots.” “The 2000 away fans are going to be very unhappy, in fact half of them have gone, there’s only 500 left.” You couldn’t make it up. P.S. Was that Mullet hair do really fashionable at any time in recent history ? And will it ever come back?


Remember happiness doesn't depend on who you are or what you have; it depends solely upon what you think. Dale Carnegie


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