Christmas Crackers There should be a Christmas cracker next to everyone for Christmas dinner. These should be opened before the meal so that people can enjoy telling each other the jokes and can wear the paper hats throughout the meal. We’ve introduced some sample jokes in these page just to get you in the mood.
BOOKINGS NOW BEING TAKEN FOR CHRISTMAS.
28 CHURCH ST, PADIHAM. 01282 771804
www.travelyan-guest house
.co.uk
What do eskimos sing when they get there Christmas dinner ?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when " 12.
What happens when you eat Christmas tree decorations? You get tinsel-itus!
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