A Man Walks Into A Pub.
A bear walks into a bar an says to the bar tender, "I would like a whisky
and.....................coke." The bar tender says…………………. "What's with the big pause?"
A man tells his drinking partner.
" My wife made me a millionaire." The friend asked,
"And what were you before?" The Man replies,
"A multi-millionaire." November events
at Ighten Leigh Social Club Friday 5th
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4pm THE CLASHED
8pm DOUBLE TRACKS Sunday 14th
4pm THE ACCUSED 8pm JANE HARVEY Friday 19TH
CROWN TOP KINGS 9pm Sunday 21ST
4pm COMPLETE CONTROL 8pm JOHNNY SOLO Friday 26TH
LITTLE EARTHQUAKES 9pm Sunday 28TH
4pm BAREFEET 8pm DAMION
POKER NIGHT every Tuesday 8pm start free supper
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19 Bridge Road, Chatburn. BB7 4AW 01200 440736
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A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini. After he finishes the drink, he looks in his shirt pocket, then orders another double martini. After he finishes that, he again looks inside his shirt pocket and orders another double martini. The bartender says, "I’m intrigued why you keep looking in your pocket ?" The customer replies, "I'm looking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
Molly Rigby’s Private Members Club
Wednesday Night Bingo Night
Eyes down 8.30pm Thursdays
Jenny’s Quiz Night
(supper & Mike Alone Free & Easy) Fridays
Curry Night 6pm til 9pm £5.99 inc Free Drink Free & Easy
Sundays Bingo + Meat draw 3.00pm
Breakfasts & Lunches served Friday - Monday
9.30am to 2pm Over 60’s Specials-Mondays
Guests Welcome Outside Catering Sky Sports
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Ighten Mount Bowling Club
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New Management On going Refurbishment Christmas Bookings now being taken Catering available Tuesdays
Quiz Night 9.30pm
2nd Saturday in the month Play Your Cards Right & Bingo 8.30pm
Last Saturday in the month Race Night 9pm
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