A Man Walks Into A Pub.
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bar tender, "I would like a whisky
and.....................coke." The bar tender says…………………. "What's with the big pause?"
A man tells his drinking partner.
" My wife made me a millionaire." The friend asked,
"And what were you before?" The Man replies,
"A multi-millionaire."
A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini. After he finishes the drink, he looks in his shirt pocket, then orders another double martini. After he finishes that, he again looks inside his shirt pocket and orders another double martini. The bartender says, "I’m intrigued why you keep looking in your pocket ?" The customer replies, "I'm looking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
This is an actual law in Kansas: When two trains approach each other at a crossing, they shall both come to a complete stop, and neither shall start up until the other has gone. Only in America.
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An armed hooded robber bursts into a Bank and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out of the door with the loot one brave customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face. The Robber Shoots him without hesitation! He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor. Did anyone else see my face?' screams the robber. There is a few moments of silence then one elderly gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says, 'I think my wife may have caught a glimpse.'
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