Man’s best friend.


Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you came in ? Isn’t that how dogs spend their lives ?


Never accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive proof that you are wonderful.


We can all learn a lot from our dogs, obedience, loyalty, and


the importance of turning round three times before lying down. The Dachshund is a German draught excluder.


I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, pigs treat us as equal. Winston Churchill.


If you can’t say anything nice. His ears are so big he looks like the FA Cup. He’s so unfit, the only exercise he gets is trying to join the human race. He has learned to take every setback on his chins. His problem is that all those square meals have made him round. He’s the ideal weight for his height, but only if his next career is a Sumo wrestler. He certainly watches his weight, he keeps it right out in front of him, where he can see it. He’s a sight for sore eyes, a real eyesore.


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