Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old Granddad walked by. One of the old Grandmas shouted out, "I bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old man said, "There’s is no way you can


guess my age.” One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we’ll tell you your exact age." Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all said in unison, "You're 87 years old!" Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked in amazement,


"How in the world did you guess?"


Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily admitted... "We were at your birthday party yesterday!"


It’s not easy being famous !


How are these people better know ? Find the answers in our “Born in September” article on page 11. Greta Lovisa Gustafsson Rocco Marchegiano Anna Maria Italiano Virginia Patterson Hensley Charles Hardin Holley Ellen Naomi Cohen Faroukh Bulsara


I was in New Hampshire with my family at a Pizza place. The kid working there goes, “Hey you look like Adam Sandler.” I said, “Yeh, I know.” He goes, “What’s your name?” I go, “Adam Sandler.” And he goes, “Whoa, that’s a coincidence !”


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