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How many husbands have you had ? You mean apart from my own ? Zsa Zsa Gabor.


You always get one ! And Nothing But The Truth !


“I have not had an affair with Petronella. It is complete balderdash. It is an inverted pyramid of piffle. It is completely untrue and ludicrous conjecture. I am amazed people can write this drivel.” - Boris Johnson in 2004, shortly before admitting to having an affair with Petronella Wyatt.


Organisational structures can be found throughout the animal kingdom. Monkeys form troops, birds form flocks, fish form schools, intestinal parasites form law firms. Dave Barry.


Harold & Ethel. Harold: Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper ? Ethel: I just go and clean the toilet. Harold: How does that help ? Ethel: I use your toothbrush !


If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am German, and Germany will declare that I am a Jew. Albert Einstein.


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