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Peace of mind for you and
your family
Universal Laws Law of Mechanical Repair. After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of Gravity. Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability. The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of Random Numbers. If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. Law of the Alibi. If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.. Variation Law. If you change queues (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Bath. When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters. The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result. When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. The Coffee Law. As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Law of Physical Surfaces. The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking. A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy. As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. Doctors' Law. If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
Bertwistles make all the difference
when it really matters Suffering the loss of a family member or friend is something that words cannot describe - yet, as you know, it is precisely at this time that someone has to decide who will pay for the funeral and what the funeral arrangements are to be. That’s where Bertwistles Personal Funeral Plan can make all the difference.
Peace of mind for you and your
family The benefit of choosing Bertwistles today is that the complete cost of a funeral and the arrangements that go with it are all taken care of - nobody need have the burden of a funeral bill to pay, nor the worry of having to make such detailed arrangements at such a stressful time.
An independent family funeral
director you can trust Bertwistles offer a choice of three funeral plans to suit your needs and wishes. Whichever you choose the plan will be carried out by an independent family funeral director who has a long and proud tradition of personal service within your community. You can be sure your independent family funeral director will appreciate and respect local customs and expectations whilst offering the highest level of service.
A pre-payment guarantee By pre-paying for your funeral in advance you secure the cost of the funeral which includes the cost of the crematorium, Doctors fees, Minister and Funeral Directors’ services. Where burial is required Bertwistles contribute a sum equal to cremation disbursements to the cost.
Why purchase a Bertwistles Funeral Pre-payment Plan?
• Provide for the cost of your funeral in advance
• Once paid, the cost of your Cremation Plan is guaranteed against inflation
• Choose your own cremation or burial arrangements, tailored according to your own personal wishes
• Payments in one lump sum or regular instalments
• Complete peace of mind for both you and your loved ones
Take the next step… For an informal discussion, more information or to request an information pack please call or telephone your local Bertwistles Funeral Home:
BERTWISTLES FUNERAL HOME 46, Burnley Road, Padiham. BB12 8BN Tel: 01282 771628 Or complete the enquiry card and return by post.
Bertwistles A Local Independent Family Firm
To receive further details on Funeral Pre-Payment Plans, please complete your details below and return to:
Bertwistles Funeral Home 46, Burnley Road, Padiham. BB12 8BN
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