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Born: Mar. 2, 1950 Died: Feb. 4, 1983 Singer. Best remembered for her partnership with her brother Richard, they became one of the most successful groups in the 70’s. They won three Grammy Awards, and starred in their own TV variety series, "Make Your Own Kind of Music." See page 19 for our picture quiz.

Funny Quotes From Steven Wright. No not Steve

Wright in the afternoon, this bloke’s from America.

"I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes..."

"I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." "I invented the cordless extension cord."

"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious."

"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving." "I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy."

"I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically."

"Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums."

"The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney..." On reflection we prefer Steve Wright in the afternoon !

Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day, and apparently some adults never laugh at all. Recently, a lady rang in from Worsthorne, to say that she didn’t want us to deliver the Local Herald to her house any more. She would never read anything like that and would always put it straight in the bin. She sounded a bit stressed !

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