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February Famous Faces. No 10.

Original name: Charles Weedon Westover Born: Dec. 30, 1939 Died: Feb. 8, 1990 Musician. Famous for such hits as ‘Runaway' which shot to number one in 1961, making him an instant celebrity. He followed up with ‘Hats Off to Larry,' ‘Little Town Flirt,' ‘Handy Man,' and ‘Do You Wanna Dance.' Picture quiz page 19.

Makes you think !

Or as Rodin used to say: A penny for your thoughts !

Do Dyslexics Have More Nuf ? How does Teflon stick to the pan?

Are Corduroy pillows making headlines? All those who believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Remember half the people you know are below average.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 100 years overdue !

A book has been returned to a US library 100 years late, with a fine of $361 Stanley Dudek found the book - titled 'Facts I Ought to Know about the Government of my Country' - was supposed to have been returned by his late mother on Feb 10, 1910. However, after discovering it in her possessions, the man decided to return the book to the New Bedford Public Library in Massachusetts. Stanley wasn't forced to repay a penny of the fine and the library now plans to display the book in it’s special collection.

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