by angelica osborne fruit fly
Looking over the latest gay news headlines today persons, but this certainly isn’t the way to go about low attendance. Thousands of people have listened
it feels like the old saying: two steps forward, one it. Just a little advice- if you apply for a job and they to their B.S. jargon about how there are no “true”
step back. Though some days it feels like one-step request references, job history and a 5x7 of your geni- homosexuals, only heterosexuals that are struggling
forward, two steps back for with homosexual desires. (?)
the gay rights movement! An These born again queens get
upstate New York man has been
sentenced to the maximum 25
“Two STepS Forward,
up there and show pics of their
duped family they conceived
years in prison for the hate crime
killing of a transgender woman,
How many STepS Back?”
with their fortunate wives while
they were really fantasizing
Lateisha Green. Two steps for- about George Michael and con-
ward. President Obama insisted
The Swinging Pendulum of gay RighTS
sider themselves redeemed,
Monday he still wants to scrap or “healed.” Any ex-gay will tell
what he calls a discriminatory you, they never stopped having
federal marriage law, even as the thoughts or the fantasies,
his administration angered gay they just tried to white knuckle
rights activists by defending it it, force themselves not to act
in court. One step back. A rule on it, but eventually would give
change in the Lutheran Church in and then repent and start the
that would allow people in entire backwards process again,
same-sex relationships to just to inevitably drop out of the
serve as clergy has cleared its movement altogether. There
first hurdle. One step forward. does seem to be an upside
A Pennsylvania transgender to these groups, however, it
woman has filed suit against seems to be a great place to
her former employer, who she hook up! In the documentary,
said requested a photograph “Chasing the Devil: Inside the
of her genitalia as a condition Ex-Gay Movement,” which is
of continued employment. free to watch at snagfilms.com,
Whaaa? Several stumbles one of the ex-ex-gays actually
back...Kate Lynn Blatt’s em- found his life partner at one of
ployer, Manpower Inc., (is the these meetings! I guess kind of
company name intended to like a sex addict going to a Sex
be a warning, perhaps?) is a Addicts 12-Step to find other
staffing services agency that sex addicts to hook up with. The
placed Blatt at an aluminum goal of these types of organiza-
products manufacturer for tions seems to be to teach gays
$10 per hour as a temporary how to just be alone. Cut off all
factory worker. Following her ties to their human sexuality.
sex-reassignment surgery, Kate Or, of course, you can go the
was told she needed to present “Love Wins Out” route and just
papers from her surgeon who get married the heterosexual
performed the surgery and way to some gullible gal and
photos of her new cooter. I’m pretend you like it. That way ev-
sure there are some jobs that erybody wins! Sigh. Two-baby
might require such, but usually steps forward, one giant step
they would be businesses in the
“If you apply for a job and they request references, job his-
back. The fighting for equality
sex trade or maybe to apply for all LGBT sometimes feels as if
for the “Hustler Coochie of the
tory and a 5x7 of your genitals, this isn’t the job for you!”
we are doing the cha cha dance
Year” or something like that. It in the same five square feet of
seems rather unnecessary for space! What else can we do,
someone who is assembling aluminum products! tals, this isn’t the job for you! Especially for $10/ hr., except keep dancing? Even the “Electric Slide” gets
I mean, if these pervs she worked for really wanted Geez...There is a baby step forward in respect to the around the entire wedding hall dance floor at some
pictures, I’m sure the Internet could provide plenty of “Love Wins Out” (the Focus on the Family’s national point, right?
visuals with hardly the click of a mouse. We all hope tour designed to cure the ills of homosexuality with
for more interest in understanding transgendered love); they have had to cancel several dates due to
feedback? fruitfly@ragemonthly.com
september 2009 | RAGE monthly 31
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