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■ When Joseph Met Maria (BBC ONE, 7pm) Graham Norton presents a musical spectacular teaming the stars of the BBC's West End talent searches, CoorteRsher and Lee Mead.


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6.00 Breakfast (S) 352255 9.00 CBBC 4242989 10.20 FILM: TheTIgger Movie (2000) Disney animated adventure, with the voice of Jim Cummings. (S) 4614347


11.30 FILM: The Santa Clause (1994) Comedy, with Tim Allen. (S) 59914892


1.05 BBC News; Weather (S) 74143892 1.20 FILM: Ella Enchanted (2004) Premiere. Fantasy adventure, starring Anne Hathaway. (S) 2890863


2.45 FILM: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Premiere. Fantasy adventure, starring Jim Carrey and Billy Connolly. (S) 15876279


4.20 FILM: The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) Premiere. Family comedy, starring Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews. (S) 61000144


6.10 BBC News (S) 264502 6.25 Regional Programme 6.35 Shrek the Halls (S) 909298 7.00 When Joseph Met Maria A musical spectacular teaming the stars of the BBC's West End talent searches, Connie Fisher and Lee Mead. The pair sing together and with contestants from How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? and Any Dream Will Do, as well as special guests Denise Van Outen and John Barrowman. (S) 5705


6.00 EastEnders Jane is furious to find Steven is still in the Square. (S) 1892


8.30 FILM: Pirates of the CaribbeamThe Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) A blacksmith’s apprentice teams up with a roguish buccaneer to rescue the girl he loves from nefarious pirates. Adventure, starring Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush. (S) 82321908


10.45 A Christmas Bucket o' French and Saunders Classic sketches from the past 20 years. (S) 311618


11.20 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 465366


11.35 Christmas in Worcester (S) 317960 12.45 RLM: Hope Springs (2002) Romantic comedy, starring Colin Firth and Minnie Driver; (S) Weatherview 359361


2.20 BBC News 24 (S) 51699106


■ Pavarotti: A U fe in Seven Arias (BBCTWO, 4.30pm) Profile of the tenor, tracing his career through the musical arias with which he was most associated.


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6.00 CBeebies 42873 8.00 CBBC 15873 8.30 Animal Park: Wild in Africa (R) (S) 14144


9.00 Meerkat Manor (R) (S) 2249347 9.25 Around the World in 80 Days (R) (S) 5408347


10.15 How We Built Britain (R) (S) 257540 11.15 Who DoYouThinkYou Are? (R) (S) 253724


12.15 Celebrity MasterChef (R) (S) 730163 12.45 Celebrity MasterChef (R) (S) 739434 1.15 FILM: My Fair Lady (1964) Multi- Oscar-winning musical, starring Audrey Hepburn. (S) 61570076


4.00 The Good Life (R) (S) 908 4.30 Pavarotti: A Ufe in Seven Arias Profile of the celebrated tenor, tracing his career. (S) 26347


5.30 Carols from Kings 2007 (S) 5214960 6.45 Dad's Army (R) (S) 189540 7.15 Blackadder’s Christmas Carol Ebenezer Biackadder is forced to deal with a visit from his loathsome ancestors. (R) (S) 786250


8.00 Ken Dodd: Arena Beginning an evening of programmes paying tribute to the veteran comic, as he celebrates his 80th birthday. (S) 2095


9.00 The Comedy Christmas Celebration of festive comedy specials over the years. (S) 7850618


10.10 An Audience with Ken Dodd Comedy and entertainment from Knotty Ash’s favourite funnyman, as he celebrates his long career in showbusiness. (R) (S) 835453


11.10 Ken Dodd: Blankety Blank Christmas Special (R) (S) 106076


11.40 More Dawn French’s Boys Who Do Comedy (S) 704892


12.10 Comedy Connections (S) 4167632 12.40 Red Dwarf (R) (S) 3422903 1.10 FILM: Mr Deeds Goes to Town (1935) Comedy, starring Gary Cooper and Jean Arthur. (S) 624187


3.05 RLM: The Leopard Man (1943) Spine- tingling thriller, starring Dennis O'Keefe and Jean Brooks. (S) 6416274


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■ Christmas at the Riviera (itv 1,9pm) One-off comedy drama, set in an Eastbourne hotel where the guests test the assistant manager's feelings of goodwill to all men.


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5.55 (TV Morning News (S) 3285106 6.00 GMTV: Newshour 32786 7.00 GMTVToday (S) 94170347 9 2 5 CITV 8439540


10.20 Harry Potter: The Costume Drama (R) (S) 5643724


10.50 Christmas Cooks (S) 1749724 11.50 ITV News; Weather (S) 4453969 12.05 Regional Programme


12.15 RLM: The Railway Children (1970) Family drama, starring Jenny Agutter and Bernard Cribbins. (S) 416786


2.15 RLM: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989) Crazy comedy, starring Chevy Chase. (S) 316502


4.00 Regional Programme


4.15 RLM: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) Children's adventure, starring Dick Van Dyke. (S) 80783908


6.45 (TV News; Weather (S) 689057 7.00 Emmerdale (S) 7340


7.30 Coronation Street Sarah tries to steal David's new life for herself. (S) 347


8.00 Heartbeat: Farewell Phil The life and times of Heartbeat character Phil Bellamy. (S) 6960


8.30 Coronation Street Michelle meets Nick and hesitantly agrees to take a DNA test. John makes a half-hearted attempt to end things with Fiz, and Stephen offers Jason the job he had earmarked for David in Milan. (S) 5095


9.00 Christmas at the Riviera One-off comedy drama, set in an Eastbourne


■ Christmas with Gordon Ramsay: The Best of The F Word (4,10pm) Gordon Ramsay picks his favourite moments from all three series of the show, including the best recipes.


5.50 Wilde Stories: The Selfish Giant (R) (S) 9423298


4 7 2 5 The Bear (R)(S) 8027328


8.10 Father Christmas (R) (S) 5110778 8.40 T4: Friends (R) (S) 7521279


9.10 T4:The Simpsons (R) (S) 7608569 9.40 T4: Friends (R) (S) 8675163 10.15 T4: Girls Aloud: Live and Lovely (R) (S) 4619892


11.20 T4: Friends (R) (S) 3930366 11.50 RLM: Explorers (1985) Sci-fi adventure, stamng Ethan Hawke. (S) 14552892


1.50 The Snowman (R) (S) 2061347 2.25 TheThree Tenors (R) (S) 777724 4.05 A River Cottage Christmas Feast (R) (S) 6962724


5.10 Jamie at Home Christmas Special (R) (S) 3193328


6.15 Deal or No Deal Christmas Star (S) 876927


| 7.05 Channel 4 News (S) 193960 7.15 RLM: A Christmas Carol (1999) Dickens'classic tale, starring Patrick Stewart. (S) 79916540


9.00 Christmas with Gordon Ramsay:


Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA j Gordon Ramsay takes his signature


sharp temper across the Atlantic and 1 lends his expertise to failing US restau- 1 rants in a Christmas edition. (S) 7927 j


hotel where the guests severely test the | 10.00 Christmas with Gordon Ramsay:The I assistant manager's feelings of goodwill to all men. Reece Shearsmith and Alexander Armstrong star. (S) 9908


| 11.10 RLM: Christmas with Gordon


11.00 ITV News; Weather (S) 470298 11.15 Little Town of Bethlehem Future prospects for the settlement’s Christians. (S) 234724


12.15 RLM: Splitting Heirs (1993) Black comedy, starring Eric Idle. (S) 946651


Ramsay: Sexy Beast (2000) Thnller, starnng Ray Winstone — Gordon Ramsay's favourite film. (S) 881142


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1.50 RLM: Breaking Away (1979) Comedy ! drama, starring Dennis Christopher; (S) ITV News Headlines 207800


3.35 Quincy ME (R) (S) 6814274 425 ITV Nightscreen 1639019 5.00 CITV 2334477


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MOVIE CHOICE 6.10 Ghostbusters II (1969) Sky Movies Modern Greats. 6.15 Just Friends (2005) With Ryan Reynolds. Sky Movies Comedy. 6.15The Family Stone (2005) With Ctaire Danes. Sky Movies Drama. 6 JO Doctor Dolittle (1967) With Rex Harrison. Sky Movies Classics. 6 JO Big Nothing (2006) With Simon Pegg. Sky Movies Premiere. 7.00 Into the Blue (2005) With Paul Walker. Sky Movies ActiorVThriller. 7.00 Arachnophobta (1990) With Jeff Daniels. Sky Movies Sd-fi/Horror. 6.00There’s Something About Mary (1998) Sky Movies Comedy. 8.00The English Patient (1996) Sky Movies Drama. 8.00 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) Swashbuckling sequel, starring Johnny Depp. Sky Movies Family. 8.00 War of the Worlds (2005) Sd-fi blockbuster, starring Tom Cruise. Sky Movies Modem Greats. 8.00 The Holiday (2006) With Cameron Diaz. Sky Movies Premiere. 9.00 Adrift (2006) With Eric Dane. Sky Movies Action/Thriller. 9.00 The Guns o f Navarone (1961) World War Two adventure, starring Gregory Peck. Sky Movies Classics. 9.00 Marie Antoinette (2005) Biographical historical drama, with Kirsten Dunst Sky Movies Indie. 9.00 Severance (2006) With Toby Stephens. Sky Movies Sd-fi/Horror. 10.00 Harold & Kumar Get the Munchies (2005) Sky Movies Comedy. 10.00 The Towering Inferno (1974) Disaster epic, starring Paul Newman. Sky Movies Modem Greats. 10.15 Casino Royate (2006) With Daniel Craig. Sky Movies Premiere. 10 JO Step Up (2006) With Jenna Dewan. Sky Movies Family. 10.40 Highlander lit: The Sorcerer (1994) Sky Movies Action/Thriller. 10.40 Lady In the Water (2006) Sky Movies Sd-fi/Horror. 10.45 Separate Ues (2005) With Emily Watson. Sky Movies Drama.


SKY ONE 11.00 Noel's Christmas Presents 12J0 Futurama 1.00 Futurama 1 JO Cirque de Celebrite 3.00 Film: Anonymous Rex (2004). Sd-fi thriller, starring Sam Trammell. 4 JO Brainiac: Sdence Abuse 5.00 The Simpsons 5 JO The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6 JO The Simpsons. A corporation buys Springfield Elementary School. 7.00 The Simpsons 7JO The Simpsons. A department store Santa grants Usa's Christmas wish. 8.00 Terry Pratchett's Hogfather 10.00 Road Wars 11.00 Nothing but the Truth 1230 The Championship Gaming Series 1 JO Mutant X 2J0 Mutant X 3J0 Rescue Me 420 Rescue Me 5.10 Guilty!


BBC THREE 7.00 Doctor Who 7 JO Doctor Who Confidential 8 JO Football Gaffes Galore 8J0 Can Fat Teens Hunt? 9J0 Little Britain 10 JO Little Britain 10J0 Three's Out-Takes 10.45 EastEnders. Lauren tries to decide what to do with the wedding DVD. 11 JO Shrek the Halls 11.40 Family Guy 12.00 Family Guy 12J0 Family Guy 1.05 The Mighty Boosh 1J 5 The Story of Fairytale of New York 2J5 Can Fat Teens Hunt? 3 JO The Mighty Boosh 4.00 The Story of Fairytale of New York 4 J 5 Close


ITV2 11 JO Coronation Street 12J0 Coronation Street 12J0 Emmerdale 1 JO Emmerdale 1J 5 The Coronation Street Christmas Pantomime 2J5 Christmas Mania 3 J 5 Creature Comforts 4 JO The Westlife Show 5 JO The Kylie Show 6 JO Creature Comforts 6.45 Film: Jack Rost (1998). Fantasy drama, starring Michael Keaton. Induding Entertainment News Update. 8.45 Creature Comforts 9.00 Film: The Fast and the Furious (2001). High-octane thriller, starring Vin Diesel. Induding Entertainment News Update. 11.00 Rim: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003). Thriller sequel, starring Paul Walker. Induding Entertainment News Update. 1.00 Coronation Street 1 JO Coronation Street 2.05 Movies Now 2.15 Teleshopping 4.45 ITV2 Nightscreen 6.00 Close


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5.35 The Ritz: Checking into History (R) (S) 9473293


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SKY SPORTS 1 12.00 Super Sunday: The Last Word 12J0 Spanish Football 2.00 Football Special 3 JO Super Sunday: The Last Word 4.00 Revista De La Uga 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.00 Big League Weekend 7 JO Premier League World 8.00 Twenty20 World Championship Cricket 11.00 Premier League World 11 JO Big League Weekend 1.00 Uve NFL San Diego Chargers v Denver Broncos (Kick-off 1.30am). 4 JO Premier League World 5.00 UK Strongest Man


SKY SPORTS 2 12.00 NFL Triple Header 3.00 Rugby Union 4 JO Powerboating 5.00 NFL Triple Header 8.00 Revista De La Uga 9.00 Poker 11.00 UK Strongest Man 12.00 Twenty20 World Championship Cricket 3.00 Poker 5.00 British Rally Championship


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 British Rally Championship 1.00 Triathlon 2.00 Motor Racing 3.00 British Rally Championship 4 JO UK Strongest Man 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 Rugby Union 8 JO Powerboating 9.00 UK Strongest Man 10.00 WWE Late Night — Bottom Une 11 JO WWE: Late Night— Atterburn 12.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling 1.00 WWE Heat 2.00 WWE Late Night — Raw 4.00 Rugby Union 5J0 Powerboatmg


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■ Royal Institution Christmas Lectures 2007 (five, 7.15pm) New series of lectures. Dr Hugh Montgomery begins by exploring the human body.


■ Doctor Who (BBC ONE, 6.50pm)


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I 6.15 RLM: Hoppity Goes to Town (1941) Feature-length cartoon, with the voice | of Kenny Gardner. (S) 5641322


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6.00 Milkshake! 5322958 9.00 Stargate Atlantis (R) (S) 5653569 10.00 RLM: The Christmas Gift (1986) Emotional drama, starring John Denver. (S) 4114569


12.00 RLM: A Song for the Season (1999) Amiable festive romance, starring Naomi Judd, Gerald McRaney and Alison Pill. (S) 3429057


2.00 RLM: Blood Alley (1955) John Wayne stars as a merchant sailor who helps beleaguered villagers escape merciless Chinese communists. Run-of-the-mill action adventure, also starring Lauren Bacall. (S) 51308163


4.10 five news update (S) 49754637 4.15 RLM: Scrooge (1951) Adaptation of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, starring Alastair Sim as the hard-hearted miser taught the error of his ways by a succession of spectra! visitors. With Mervyn Johns, Kathleen Harrison and Jack Warner. (S) 12442908


6.00 Cooking the Books (S) 4341521 6.30 Monkey Ufe (R) (S) 4332873 7.00 five news (S) 4326637 7.15 Royal Institution Christmas Lectures 2007 New series of lectures exploring the human body. Dr Hugh Montgomery begins by describing the mechanisms that allow oxygen from the air to be used to release energy in the cells. (S) 9050095


8.00 Killer Pit Vipers: Austin Stevens’ Adventures The intrepid wildlife photographer travels to Costa Rica in search of one of the world’s most dangerous snakes— the giant lancehead viper. (R) (S) 9184960


9.00 Most Shocking Celebrity Moments of the 80s Countdown of controversial events from the decade. (S) 27696328


12.05 Stargate Atlantis (R) (S) 9747274 1.05 NFL Uve San Diego Chargers v Denver Broncos (Kick-off 1.30am). Nat Coombs and Mike Carlson introduce all the action from the AFC West game at Qualcomm Stadium. 76255038


4.50 Race and Rally UK 24751309 5.15 Stargate Atlantis 2801496


Kylie Minogue joins David Tennant for the Christmas special. While follows on from the last episode of series three.


■ Dragons’ Den — Christmas Special (BBC TWO, 8 JOpm) Evan Davis reveals the 10 rules for success against the Dragons as he presents highlights from all five series.


. ■ Harry Hill's Christmas TV Burp ( itv 1,8pm) The comic takes a look at festive TV offerings, sorting the telly treats from the turkeys as he unwraps the yule- tide schedule.


■ The African Queen (4,6.10pm) A steamer captain and a missionary trade insults while on a boat trip down a dangerous river. Humphrey Bogart stars in the comedy.


■ Most Shocking Celebrity Moments of the 90s (five, 9pm) Scandals that made headlines during the decade, induding Hugh Grant’s encounter with Divine Brown.


6.00 Breakfast (S) 746390 9.00 CBBC 4202361


10 JO Christmas In Worcester (S) 7801038 11.20 RLM: The Santa Clause 2 (2002) Festive fantasy sequel, starring Tim Allen. (S) 54774372


12.55 BBC News; Weather (S) 29237748


1.05 Wallace & Gromit: A Grand Day Out (R) (S) 66020903


1.30 Top o f the Pops Christmas Special (S) 52729


2 3 0 Robbie the Reindeer in Close Encounters of the Herd Kind (S) 835


3.00 The Queen (S) 8415835


3.10 FILM: Finding Nemo (2003) Premiere. Animated adventure, with the voice of Alexander Gould. (S) 9731941


4.40 FILM: Shrek 2 (2004) Premiere. Animated adventure sequel, with the voice of Mike Myers. (S) .1510922


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6.05 BBC News; Weather (S) 202564 6.20 EastEnders (S) 841477 Doctor Who (S) 5274816 EastEnders The truth is out, and Max and Stacey are no doubt wishing everyone had listened to Dot and watched the Queen's speech instead of the wedding DVD. (S) 7477


8 JO Strictly Come Dancing Special Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly host a one-off extravaganza in which four couples from Strictly Come Dancing 2007 compete against Mark Ramprakash and Darren Gough. (S) 95922


9.30 To the Manor Bom Audrey and Richard plan a party to celebrate 25 years of marriage. (S) 86470


10 JO The CatherineTate Christmas Show Festive edition of the sketch show, featuring guest stars George Michael, Kathy Burke and Tamzin Outhwaite. (S) 601813


11.10 BBC News; Weather (S) 282699 1125 RLM: Speed (1994) Thriller, starring Keanu Reeves. (S) 310767


1.15 Christmas Reflection (S) 1315775 1.20 RLM: Romancing the Stone (1984) Comedy adventure, starring Michael Douglas; (S) Weatherview 177862


3.05 BBC News 24 (S) 85476626


6.00 CBeebies 10496 8.00 CBBC 76106 8.30 Animal Park: Wild in Africa (S) 75477 9.00 Meerkat Manor (R) (S) 22/6079 9.25 Around the World in 80 Days (R) (S) 5475019


10.15 How We Built Britain (R) (S) 285125 11.15 RLM: Gone with the Wind (1939) Classic romance, starring Vivien Leigh and Clark Gable. (S) 89240361


2.45 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates (R) (S) 1098729


3.55 The Magic of Romeo and Juliet (S) 7150309


4.25 Romeo and Juliet with the Royal Ballet (S) 96351309


6 JO Andrea BoceIII:The Story Behind the Voice (S) 931380


7.50 The Queen Her Majesty's annual address to the nation and Commonwealth. (R) (S) 849699


8.00 Dad’s Army Pompous Captain Mainwaring proves he’s just a big softie at heart by organising a Christmas treat for the struggling senior citizens of Walmington-on-Sea. (R) (S) 5019


8.30 Dragons'Den — Christmas Special Evan Davis reveals the 10 rules for success in the Den. (S) 10019


10.00 James May: My Sisters’Top Toys The Top Gear presenter tries to understand the appeal of certain toys, and seeks to prove that they can be as effective a social barometer as any history book. (R) (S) 9545


11.00 The Comedy Christmas Celebration of festive comedy specials over the years. (R) (S) 13743


12.00 Top Gear David Tennant takes to the track. Last in series. (R) (S) 28084


1.00 Comedy Connections (S) 9963862 1.40 RLM: Here Comes Mr Jordan (1941) Oscar-winning fantasy, starring Robert Montgomery. (S) 953404


3.15 RLM: Cat People (1942) Beautiful, classic horror thriller from director Jacques Tourneur, starring Simone Simon and Tom Conway. (S) 6883930


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5 J 5 ITV Morning News (S) 7580318 6.00 GMTV:Wakey! Wakey! 6690835' 7.25 Toonattik(S) 72310293 9.25 CITV 9877651 10.10 Creature Comforts (R) (S) 5695187 10.40 Christmas Cooks (S) 1791187 11.40 RLM:Casper(1995) Family comedy, starring Christina Ricci. (S) 81728651


1.30 ITV News; Weather (S) 20867670 1.40 RLM: Inspector Gadget (1999) Comedy, starring Matthew Broderick. (S) 5418859


3.00 The Queen (S) 8400903 3.10 Lights! Camera! The Queen! 1733729 4.10 All Star Family Fortunes With Nikki Sanderson. (S) 7858496


5.00 RLM: The Polar Express (2004) Premiere. A boy wonders whether Santa Claus really exists, until a magical steam engine arrives to take him on a journey to the North Pole. Animated adventure, with the voice of Tom Hanks. (S) 34634516


6.50 Emmerdale (S) 935106 7.50 ITV News; Weather (S) 836125 8.00 Harry Hill's Christmas TV Burp The comic takes an irreverent look at festive TV offerings, sorting the telly treats from the turkeys as he carefully unwraps the pick of the yuletide schedule. (S) 2545


8 JO Coronation Street Hour-long episode. John's affair with Rosie is uncovered. (S) 80090


9.30 RLM: Love Actually (2003) Richard Curtis's blockbusting romantic comedy, following several interlinked characters as they fall in love and try to make their relationships work. Hugh Grant and Emma Thompson star. (S) 91946477


11.55 ITV News; Weather (S) 683564 12.15 RLM: Chaplin (1992) Richard Attenborough's interesting but uneven biopic chronicling the renowned silent film comedian's life and career. Robert Downey Jnr stars, with Dan Aykroyd and Anthony Hopkins; (S) ITV News Headlines 37848572


Z 5 0 Quincy ME (R) (S) 1969862 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 3152336 5.00 CITV 2238249


5.55 The Treacle People Christmas Special (R) (S) 7574477


6.15 Wilde Stories: The Devoted Friend (R )


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6.40 Famous Fred (R) (S) 3306212 7.05 Little Wolf’s Book of Badness (R) (S) 2760651


7.35 RLM: Rugrats Go Wild (2003) Animated escapade, with the voice of Nancy Cartwright. (S) 2879090


8.55 3MinuteWonder:12Daysof Christmas (S) 7646729


9.00 T4: Friends (R) (S) 5751380 9.35 T4:The Simpsons (R) (S ) 9454743 10.05 T4: Friends (R) (S) 5694458 1 0 J 5 T4: Kylie Showgirl HomecomingTour (R) (S) 46117458


1.05 RLM: Bugsy Malone (1976) Musical, starring Scott Baio. (S) 90402477


2.45 Strictly Bolshoi (S) 15829361 4 JO The Simpsons (S) 6159729 4.50 The Simpsons (R) (S) 3066038 5.20 Deal or No Deal Christmas Star (S) 6626187


6.10 RLM: The African Queen (1951) Comedy adventure, starring Humphrey Bogart (S) 74161869


8.05 Christmas Day Message The now- tradrtional counterpoint to the Queen's festive broadcast, which has in the past been provided by such diverse figures as Quentin Crisp, Doreen and Neville Lawrence, Sharon Osbourne and the Simpsons. (S) 522545


8 2 5 Channel 4 News (S) 323361 8.30 The Hidden Story of Jesus Parallels to the story of Christ in other religions. (S) 57957212


10.35 RLM: The Motorcycle Diaries (2004) Premiere. Fact-based drama, following the journey of the young Che Guevara. Gael Garcia Bernal stars. (S) 74206212


1.00 RLM: Riding Giants (2004) Documentary, directed by Stacy Peralta. (S) 809959


2.50 Christmas Day Message (S) 6657355 3.10 Adrenalin Rush 64263510 3.40 KOTV (S) 35207423 4.05 RVB Beach Volleyball (R) 5024171 5.00 Headland (B) (S) 2245539


6.00 Milkshake! 3122570 9.00 Stargate Atlantis (R) (S) 5613941 10.00 Everybody Hates Chris (S) 3409293 10.30 RLM: Moonfieet (1955) Melodrama, starring Stewart Granger. (S) 80299854


12.05 RLM: The Christmas Box (1995) Heart-warming drama, starring Richard Thomas. (S) 2044038


1.55 RLM: Call Me C lau s (2001) Christmas family drama, starring Whoopi


Goldberg. (S) 98359583 3.45 five news update (S) 46202632


3.55 RLM: Ivanhoe (1952) Medieval drama, starring Robert Taylor. (S) 22288748


6.00 Cooking the Books (S) 4318293 6.30 Monkey Life (R) (S) 4309545 7.00 five news (S) 4393309 7.15 Royal Institution Christmas Lectures 2007 Dr Hugh Montgomery describes how the food taken into the human body is converted to the fuel used by cells, and explains what happens when the body is deprived of food or water. Continues tomorrow. (S) 9027767


8.00 Man-Eating Python: Austin Stevens' Adventures Perilous trips by the wildlife photographer. (R) (S) 9151632


9.00 Most Shocking Celebrity Moments of the 90s Scandals that made headlines during the decade, including Hugh Grant’s encounter with Divine Brown, the confusion surrounding Robbie Williams’ departure from Take That and Gillian Taylforth’s embarrassing tussle with the tabloids. (S) 27583800


12.05 Stargate Atlantis (R) (S) 9641046 1.05 Everybody Hates Chris (S) 7225305 1.35 Everybody Hates Chris (S) 75387220 1.55 Everybody Hates Chris (S) 34051171 2.20 Out of Practice (R) (S) 86902423 2.40 Out of Practice (R) (S) 67009171 3.05 Everybody Hates Chris (S) 97636684 3.30 Everybody Hates Chris (S) 61383775 3.50 Out of Practice (R) (S) 61387591 4.15 Out of Practice (R) (S) 33674607 4.35 Everybody Hates Chris (S) 24634688 5.00 Everybody Hates Chris (S) 35290317 520 Out of Practice (R) (S) 35203881 5.40 Russell Grant’s Postcards (R) (S) 77358084


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former teacher struggling to find a new job. His efforts lead him into contact with small­ time con man Simon Pegg, who has a plan to get rich quick - he has discovered a respectable vicar has a predilection for Internet pom and plans to blackmail him. But when the pair’s efforts to demand money send the clergyman to an early grave, they desperately try to cover their tracks. Also starring Alice Eve and Natascha McElhone. (Sky Movies Premiere, 6.30pm)


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MOVIE CHOICE 6 JO Antz (1998) Computer animation, with the voice of Woody Allen. Sky Movies Family. 635The Black Dahlia (2006) Sky Movies Action/Thriller. 7.00The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) With Tim Robbins. Sky Movies Indie. 7.15 Miracle on 34th Street (1947) Sky Movies Classics. 7J0 Slither (2006) With Nathan Fillion. Sky Movies Sd-fi/Horror. 7J0 Big Nothing (2006) With Simon Pegg. Sky Movies Premiere. 8.00 Oliver TWIst (2005) With Ben Kingsley. Sky Movies Drama. 8.00 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Magical children's adventure, starring Daniel Radclifie. Sky Movies Family. 8.00 The Fugitive (1993) Acclaimed thriller, starring Harrison Ford. Sky Movies Modem Greats. 9.00 The Departed (2006) Sky Movies Action/Thriller. 9.00 The Italian Job (1969) With Michael Caine. Sky Movies Classics. 9.00 Volver (2006) With Penelope Cruz. Sky Movies Indie. 9.00 Casino Royale (2006) Spy thriller, starring Daniel Craig. Sky Movies Premiere. 9.00 Superman Returns (2006) With Brandon Routh. Sky Movies Sd-fi/Horror. 10.05 You, Me and Dupree (2006) With Owen Wilson. Sky Movies Comedy. 10.10 Undiscovered (2005) With Ashlee Simpson. Sky Movies Drama. 10.15 A Few Good Men (1992) Military courtroom drama, starring Tom Cruise. Sky Movies Modem Greats. 10.40 Mouse Hunt (1997) Slapstick comedy, starring Lee Evans. Sky Movies Family. 10.45 Operation Petticoat (1959) Wartime comedy, starring Cary Grant Sky Movies Classics.


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SKY ONE 11 JO Are Ydu Smarter^ Top 10 Moments 12 JO Malcolm in the Middle 1.00 Malcolm in the Middle 1.30 Brainiac Christmas Cracker 2J0 Brainiac's Test Tube Baby Christmas Speaal 3 JO Futurama 4.00 Futurama 4.30 The Simpsons 5.00 The Simpsons 5 JO The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6 JO The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons 7J0 The Simpsons 8.00 Terry Pratchett's Hogfather 10.00 Road Wars 11.00 Nothing but the Truth 12.00 The Championship Gaming Series 1 JO Mutant X 2J0 Mutant X 3J0 Rescue Me 4.20 Rescue Me 5.10 Guilty!


BBC THREE 7.00 Liverpool Nativity. Live re-enactment of the first Christmas. 8.00 Football Gaffes Galore. Moments sporting heroes would rather forget 8 JO Doctor Who Confidential. Behind the scenes of Vbyage ol the Damned. 9J0 Rim: Pulp Fiction (1994). Oscar-winning thriller, starring John Travolta. 1135 EastEnders 12.25 EastEnders 12.55 Little Britain 125 Little Britain 1.55 Comedy Shuffle 225 Doctor Who Confidential 3 JO Liverpool Nativity 4.25 Comedy Shuffle 435 Close


ITV2 1025 Rim: Jack Frost (1998). Fantasy drama, starring Michael Keaton. Induding Entertainment News Update. 1225 Coronation Street 1235 Coronation Street 125 Emmerdale 2.00 Xtra Factor The Winner's Story 3.00 Rim: The Grinch (2000). Comedy, starring Jim Carrey. Including Entertainment News Update. 5.00 Xtra Factor Best and Worst 2007 6.00 Xtra Factor Best and Worst 2007 7.00 Xtra Factor Best and Worst 2007 8.00 Creature Comforts 8 JO Movie Music Mania 930 Rim: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003). Thriller sequel, starring Paul Walker. Induding Entertainment News Update. 11J 5 Coronation Street 1235 Xtra Factor Best and Worst 2007135 Xtra Factor Best and Worst 2007 235 Xtra Factor Best and Worst 2007 335 Xtra Factor ^The Winner’s Story 4J5ITV2 Nightscreen 6.00 Close


9.00 Our Showbiz Mates Awards 12.05 Scrubs 12.35 Scrubs 1.05 Film: A Christmas Carol (1999). Dickens’ classic tale, starring Patrick Stewart. 3.05 Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands 425 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5 JO Friends 6.00 Scrubs. Part two of two. JD and Kim move in together. 6 JO Scrubs. Pilot of the medical comedy, starring Zach Braff. 7.00 Hollyoaks 7J0 The War at Home 8.00 Friends 8 JO Friends 9.00 Peep Show 9J5 Peep Show 10.10 Peep Show 10.45 Peep Show 1120 Peep Show 11 JO Peep Show 1225 Scrubs 12J5 Scrubs 125 Rim: A Christmas Carol (1999). Dickens’ classic tale, starring Patrick Stewart 235 The War at Home 320 Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands 4.30 Switched 430 Switched 5.15 Switched 5.35 Switched 535 Close


SKY SPORTS 1 12.00 Soccer Special 2.00 Soccer AM 4J0 Sky Sports Classics 4.45 Sky Sports Classics 5.00 Soccer Special 7.00 Soccer AM. Helen Chamberlain and Andy Goldstein present a seasonal special of football, comedy and chat 9.30 Soccer Special. The best moments from the year in this Christmas special. 11 JO Live Test Cricket Australia v India.


SKY SPORTS 2 12.00 Ice Skating 1.00 Ice Skating 2.00 Twenty20 World Championship Cricket 5.00 Ice Skating 6.00 Horse of the Year Show 9.00 Poker 11.00 UK Strongest Man 12.00 Soccer AM 230 Soccer Special 4 JO UK Strongest Man 5 JO Premier league World


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 Rugby Union 1 JO Premier League World 2.00 Horse of the Year Show 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 Twenty20 World Championship Cricket 10.00 Ice Skating 11.00 Ice Skating 12.00 Horse of the Year Show 330 Ice Skating 4.00 Ice Skating 5.00 Sky Sports Classics 5.15 Sky Sports Classics 5 JO High Altitude


The Black Dahlia: Brian De Palma’s crime thriller, based on James Ellroy's 194Os-set novel, about two Los Angeles detectives investigating the notorious real life murder of actress Elizabeth Short. The older of the pair becomes increasingly obsessed with the case, while his partner discovers a sinister connection between the brutal killing and the mysterious daughter of a wealthy family. Starring Josh Hartnett, Scarlett Johansson, Aaron Eckhart and Hilary Swank. (Sky Movies Action/Thriller, 6.55pm)


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