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22 Clitheroe Advertiser & Times, Thursday, December 20th, 2007


www.clitheroeadvertiser.co.uk


Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burnley 422331 www.clitheroeadvertiser.co.uk • L t [ . *


■ EastEnders (BBC ONE, 7.30pm) Billy and Honey battle to remain in the flat. Stacey steps in when Steven resolves to leave the Square and Lauren makes a discovery.


■ Never Mind the Buzz cocks


(BBCTWO, 9pm) Simon Amsteil is joined by team captains Phill Jupitus and Bill Bailey, and guests including Myleene Klass, Vic Reeves and Matt Bowman.


■ Sold (ftv1,9pm) Mr Colubrine pays a visit to the office, bringing exciting news that sets the agents in competition. Last in series, starring Kris Marshall and Bryan Dick..


5.00 Breakfast (S) 26346285 9.15 To Buy or Not to Buy (S) 5515681 10.00 Escape to the Country; (S) BBC News; Weather 31198


11.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S) 2575 11.30 Car Booty Raising money for a lavish 50th birthday celebration; (R) (S) BBC News; Weather 5253952


12.15 Bargain Hunt (R) (S) 5279049 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 55778 1.30 Regional News; Weather 20974914 I .


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6.00 CBeebies 30594 7.00 CBBC 71440 6.30 CBeebies 96317 10.30 Dangermouse (R) (S) 9283372 10.45 FILM: Return to Oz (1985) Children’s fantasy, with Fairuza Balk. 57635/69


40 Doctors Part one of two. (S) 46377594


2.10 Monk (R) (S) 4690353 Z50 ’Alio ’Alio! (R) (S) 1546594 3.20 BBC News; Weather; Regional News (S) 9433310


3.25 CBBC 44241310 5.35 Cash in the Attic (R) (S) 675020 5.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 575 6.30 Regional Programme 7.00 The ONE Show (S) 1488 7.30 EastEnders Lauren makes a shocking discovery. (S) 339


6.00 OliverTwist Sikes escapes back to London with a badly wounded Oliver. Continues tomorrow. (S) 9376


8.30 Cars, Cops and Bailiffs The automatic


number plate recognition camera (lags up a Ferrari. (S) 9643


9.00 Crimewatch The search intensifies for the killer of Heather Barnett and it is hoped DNA can trap a rapist who preyed on young girls. (S) 6407


10.00 BBC News at Ten O’Clock (S) 512914 10.25 Regional News; Weather (S) 681778 10.35 Crimewatch Update (S) 213914 10.45 Skint: Hard Christmas (S) 488136 I I .


comedy, starring Dustin Hoffman; (S) Skiing Weather 170681


125 Sign Zone: Panorama (S) 5042605 1.55 Sign Zone: Baddiei and the Missing Nazi Billions (R) (S) 2479792


2.55 Sign Zone: Heston Blumenthal: In Search of Perfection (R) (S) 5315150


325 Sign Zone: Heston Blumenthal’s Perfect Christmas Dinner 3992841


4.25 Sign Zone: Oz and James's Big Wine Adventure (R) (S) 31224112


4.55 BBC News 24 (S) 4422334


1Z30 Working Lunch (S) 27372 1.00 Animal Park (R) (S) 22827 2.00 Olympic Dreams (S) 1586488 2.45 Living In the Sun (R) (S) 662730 3.45 Flog ft! (R) (S) 3756759


420 Ready, Steady, Cook (S) 2168117 5.15 Weakest U n k (S ) 6778594 6.00 Eggheads (R) (S) 117 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing — It Takes Two Fanzine devoted to the ballroom dancing show. (S) 469


7.00 Dave Cameron’s Incredible Journey Insiders, friends and critics provide candid, witty and sometimes searing insights into Cameron's methods and personality during his first two years as , Conservative Party Leader. (S) 8865


8.00 Arrange Me a Marriage Matchmaking for a 42-year-old receptionist Last in series. (S) 4285


9.00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks Host Simon Amsteil welcomes team captains Phill Jupitus and Bill Bailey, and guests including Myleene Klass, the Pigeon Detectives’ lead singer Matt Bowman and funnyman Vic Reeves. (S) 3681


25 FILM: Tootsie (1982) Cross-dressing


9.30 Lead Balloon Rick hosts an event for a pharmaceutical company, where his stand-up goes down well but some of his gags have far-reaching consequences. (S) 47136


10.00 The Graham Norton Show Ugly Betty star Ashley Jensen and actress Miriam Margolyes join the host as he presents a mix of monologues, celebrity chat and ; eccentric characters. With music by Mika. (S) 97643


10JO Newsnight; Weather (S) 743440 11 JO The Martians and Us: BBC Four on Two British science fiction’s love of catastrophe. Last in series. (S) 828865


12.20 BBC News 24 (S) 86849266 4.55 Close


5.55 fTV Morning News (S) 6536856 6.00 GMTV: Newshour 27020 7.00 GMTVToday(S) 62608865 8.35 LK Today (S) 9569681 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S) 3504407 10.30 Christmas Cooks (S) 85001 11 JO The Best ofThis Morning (S) 18730 1 2 J 0 Loose Women Christmas Crackers Cliff Richard performs. (S) 96117


1.30 fTV Lunchtime News (S) 20469 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (S) 68812 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Christmas Show Terry Wogan guests. (S) 9488


3 5 9 Regional Programme


4.00 MidsomerMurders(R)(S) 8391 6.00 Regional Programme 6 JO fTV Evening News; Weather (S) 223 7.00 Emmerdale Jimmy punches Daz when Scarlett insinuates the pair have slept together. Edna becomes suspicious of Eli and Lily's new alliance after he delivers a package to their house. 6556


7JO Regional Programme 8.00 The Bill Part two of two. Zain gets a frosty reception at the station when Heaton secures his release from prison to help with the recapture of escaped killer Jason Forbes, and Will can’t help taking a swing at the man who callously disposed of Honey Hannan's body in a bid to save his own skin.TJ Ramini guest stars. (S) 1339


9.00 Sold Mr Colubrine visits— and brings exciting news. Last in series. (S) 1575


10.00 How to Get More Sex Exploring whether men are scared off by powerful women, and if couples grow to look alike the longer they are together. Plus, examining the idea that men choose long-term partners with looks closely matched to where they rate themselves. Last in series. (S) 91469


1 0 J 0 fTV News; Weather (S) 461469 11.05 Regional Programme 12.05 Make Your Play Interactive game show offering viewers the chance to use their skill and judgement to win nightly cash prizes; ITV News Headlines 51375957


4.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S) 5847334 5.00 CITV 2436889


■ Hitler’s British Girl (Channel 4, 9.00pm) The story of how Churchill’s cousin Unity Mitford fell under Hitler’s spell and became one of his closest confi­ dantes.


4 ■ Uve UEFA Cup


Football (five, 7.30pm) AZ Alkmaar v Everton (Kick-off 7.45pm). Colin Murray introduces coverage of tonight’s Group A encounter at the DSB Stadion.


5.50 Cubeez (R) (S) 5702579 6.00 The Hoobs.(R)(S) 9812907 6.25 The Hoobs (R) (S) 2662932 6 5 0 The Treacle People (R) (S) 6629117 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 49117 7 J 0 Everybody Loves Raymond 1332533 7 5 5 Just Shoot Me (R) (S) 1171374 8 J 5 Frasier (R)(S) 6966010 8 5 5 T4: Enchanted: T4 Movie Special (R) (S) 7612575


925 T4: Friends (R)(S) 2339914 9 5 5 T4: Friends (R) (S) 8765730 10.30 T4:The Simpsons (R) (S) 90730 11.00 T4: MobileAct Unsigned (S) 37372 12.00 News at Noon (S) 14310 1 2 J 0 Come Dine with Me (R) (S) 12440 1.00 It’s Me or the Dog (R) (S) 48488 1 J 0 Proud Parents (R) (S) 20990952 1.40 FILM: Carry On Cowboy (1965) Starring Sid James. (S) 26848730


025 Countdown (S) 1741643 4.15 Deal or No Deal: Scrooge v Santa Christmas edition. (S) 6471440


5.00 The Paul O'Grady Show (S) 3469 6.00 The Simpsons (R) (S) 285 6JO Hollyoaks (S) 865 7.00 Channel 4 News (S) 494049 7 5 5 3Min u teW o n d en 12D ayso f Christmas (S) 969407


8.00 Come Dine with Me at Christmas Four amateur chefs create a festive meal. (R)(S) 2681


9.00 Hitler’s British GiriThe story of Churchill’s cousin Unity Mitford. 9117


10.00 Without aTrace A food-eating champion vanishes. (S) 2204


11.00 Shameless (R) (S) 58865 12.00 Coming Up: in the Dark (S) 16624 1 2 J 0 4Mus!c: Album Chart Show: David Gray Special (R)(S) 59841


1.00 FILM: One for the Road (2003) Starring Hywel Bennett. (S) 455112


2 J 5 King of the Hill (S) 2017605 3.05 Blowing It (R) (S) 24741570 3.10 Dispatches: How Safe Are Your ChristmasToys? (R) (S) 7838044


4.05 Angry George Irons (R) 11997773 4.15 Make Me a Muslim (R) (S) 253808 5.15 Countdown (R) (S) 4577334 6.00 The Hoobs (R) (S) 3117119


II five


■ Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (BBC ONE, 10J5pm) I’m a Celebrity contestant Janice Dickinson talks about her experiences in the jungle.


6.00 Milkshake! 4178010 9.00 Stargate Atlantis (R) (S) 5748681 10.00 Everybody Hates Chris (S) 3534933 10.30 Trisha Goddard (R) (S) 1155285 11.30 five news (S) 3368914 12.00 Home and Away (R) (S) 5658827 12.30 Cooking the Books (R) (S) 4290933 1.00 Hanrahan Investigates (S) 5374488 1J5 FILM: A Boyfriend for Christmas (2004) Drama, starring Kelli Williams and Shane Baumel. (S) 96141830


3J0 five news update (S) 46358865 3J5 FILM: The Christmas Card (2006) Premiere. Romantic drama, starring John Newton. (S) 6203136


5 JO five news; Weather (S) 4446020 6.00 Home and Away (S) 4443933 6 J0 Cooking the Books Culinary show with Jeremy Edwards. (S) 4434285


7.00 five news Headlines. (S) 2201285 7J 0 U ve UEFA Cup Football AZ Alkmaar v Everton (Kick-off 7.45pm). Colin Murray introduces coverage of tonight’s Group A encounter at the DSB Stadion, as the Toffees look to put on a show against their Dutch opposition.(S) 3196372


10.00 Califomication Hank discovers that Mia is passing his work off as her own, but is afraid that if he confronts her she will reveal their one-night stand. Becca resolves to move out of Bill and Karen’s house and live with her dad. Drama, starring David Duchovny and Natascha McElhone. (S) 6065223


10.40 30 Rock Uz and Jenna decide to get serious about their dating lives when they meet two NBC guys, while Tracy recruits Toofer and Frank to help him write his autobiography. Meanwhile, Jack and Kenneth switch office roles for ’Bottoms Up’ day. (S) 4939846


11.10 Disorderly Conduct Footage of intense situations such as real-life car accidents, drug raids and high-speed pursuits. (R) (S) 6315372


12.10 Quiz Call Game show. 89374150 4.00 Dutch Football Soccer action from Holland. (S) 10757286


5.10 Football Argentina Highlights Action from the Torneo Apertura. 2995889


ONE B B S


6.00 Breakfast (S) 9.15 To Buy or Not to Buy (R)(S) 10.00 Escape to the Country; (S) BBC News; Weather


11.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S) 11.30 Car Booty; (R) (S) BBC News; Weather


12.15 Bargain Hunt (R) (S) 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 1 JO Regional News; Weather (S) 1.40 Doctors (S) 2.10 Monk (R) (S) 2.50 ‘Alio ‘Alio! (R)(S) 3JO BBC News; Weather; Regional News (S)


3.25 CBBC 5.35 Cash in the Attic (R)(S) 6.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 6.30 Regional Programme 7.00 The ONE Show Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present. (S)


7.30 Junior Mastermind The grand final. Last in series. (S)


8.00 EastEnders Lauren agonises over her discovery. (S)


8.30 OliverTwist Oliver regains his


strength under Nancy’s care. Concludes tomorrow. (S)


9.00 The Green Green Grass Bryan welcomes his mail order bride and her family into his life. Meanwhile. Llewellyn hatches a scheme to replace his missing staff. Last in series. (S)


9.30 Not Going Out Lee plans to spend time alone with Lucy at Christmas. (S)


10.00 BBC News atTen O’Clock (S) 10.25 Regional News; Weather (S) 10.35 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross With Janice Dickinson and Stephen Merchant. Last in series. (S)


11.35 FILM: The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) Crime drama, starring Pierce Brosnan and Rene Russo. (S)


1 JO FILM: Tales from the Crypt (1972) Chilling anthology, with Ralph Richardson; (S) Weatherview


Z55 Sign Zone:Top Gear (R) (S) 3.55 Sign Zone: You Can’t Fire Me, I’m Famous (R) (S)


4.40 BBC News 24 (S)


10.30 11.00


6.00 7.00 8.30 10.30 10.55


12.30 1.30 ZOO 2.45 3.45 4 J 0 5.15 6.00


6.30


7.00 7.30


8.00 TWO


11.55 1Z55


2J5 3.10 3.55 4.40


CBeebies CBBC CBeebies Top Cat (R) (S) FILM: Casper (1995) Family comedy, starring Christina Ricci. (S) Working Lunch (S) Animal Park (S) Olympic Dreams (S) Living in the Sun (R) (S) Flog It! (R) (S) Ready, Steady, Cook (S) Weakest Link (S) Eggheads Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. (R) (S) Strictly Come Dancing — It Takes Two Analysis of the dancing couples’ progress. Last in series. (S) Facehooked Max Rint investigates the social networking website Facebook. (S) Rick Stein’s Food Heroes Christmas Special Part two of two. The best Christmas food. (S) Gardeners’Worid Special Festive special in which the team offer a tip for each of the 12 days of Christmas. Carol Klein and Joe Swift enjoy a variety of winter walks with a horticultural flavour. (R) (S) Olympia Horse Show Clare Balding presents live coverage of the Accenture Christmas Puissance on the fifth day of the meeting at the Olympia Grand Hall in London. With commentary by Michael Tucker. (S) Newsnight (S) Newsnight Review of the Year Kirsty Wark is joined by Julie Myerson, Michael Gove, Paul Mortey and Ekow Eshun to discuss the cultural highlights of the year; (S) Weather Later with Jools Holland Compilation of musical collaborations. (S) RLM: Hawk the Slayer (1980) Mythical adventure, starring Jack Palance. (S) StarTrek:The Next Generation (R) (S) StarTrek:The Next Generation (R) (S) BBC News 24 (S) Close


5.55 ITV Morning News (S) 6.00 GMTV: Newshour 7.00 GMTVToday (S) 8 J 5 EntertainmentToday (S) 9 J 5 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S) 10.30 Christmas Cooks (S) 11.30 The Best ofThis Morning (S) 1Z30 Loose Women Christmas Crackers (S)


1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S) ZOO 60 Minute Makeover The team spruce up a house in Prestwich, Greater Manchester. (S)


3.00 The Alan Tttchmarsh Christmas Show Judi Dench guests. Last in series. (S)


3.59 Regional Programme 4.00 Midsomer Murders A family reunion leads to magic and murder. (R) (S)


6.00 Regional Programme 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather (S) 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie seems to have an ulterior motive when she comforts an upset Scarlett and Viv emotionally manipulates the villagers into giving money to her charity. (S)


7.30 Coronation Street Sarah plants the Ecstasy tablets in David's drawer at the salon. Liam is furious to find Tony has laid on a Christmas do at the factory and John books a night away with Rosie. (S)


8.00 What Happened Next?Ton!ght A review of the major stories covered in 2007, revealing what happened after the cameras were turned off. (S)


8.30 RLM: Die Another Day (2002) James Bond adventure, starring Pierce Brosnan. Continues after the news. (S)


10.30 ITV News; Weather (S) 11.05 RLM: Die Another Day (2002) Concluded. (S)


11.35 Tarrant on TV Chris Tarrant continues his tongue-in-cheek overview of global television. (R) (S)


1Z05 Make Your Play Interactive game show; (S) ITV News Headlines


4.20 Karen Sisco An accountant is accused of murder. (R) (S)


5.00 CITV


6.00 The Hoobs (R)(S) 6 J 5 The Hoobs (R)(S) 6.50 The Treacle People (R)(S) 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7 J 0 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) (S) 7.55 Just Shoot Me (R) (S) 8 J 5 Frasier (R)(S) 8.55 T4:StTrinlan’s :T4 Movie Special (R) (S)


9.25 T4: Friends (R)(S) 9.55 T4: Friends (R)(S) 10.25 T4:The Simpsons (R) (S) 11.00 T4: MobileAct Unsigned (R) (S) 1 ZOO News at Noon (S) 1Z30 Come Dine with Me (R) (S) 1.00 Supporting Acts (R) (S) 1.15 RLM: Breakfast atTiffany’s (1961) Romantic comedy drama, starring Audrey Hepburn. (S)


3.25 Countdown (S) 4.15 Deal or No Deal: Scrooge v Santa (S) 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show (S) 6.00 The Simpsons (R) (S) 6.30 Hollyoaks (S) 7.00 Channel 4 News (S) 8.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away A couple having difficulties living in France seek the advice of Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman in helping them out of their situation. (S)


9.00 Jamie at Home Christmas Special The chef prepares a festive feast (S)


10.00 The Friday Night Christmas Project with Girls Aloud Presenters Justin Lee Collins and Alan Carr are joined by the girl band for a festive edition of the show. (S)


11.05 FatherTed Christmas Special Ted and Dougal have their worst Christmas ever by getting lost in a department store's lingerie department. (R) (S)


1Z15 FonejackerChristmas Special (S) 1Z50 4Music: Album Chart Show: Orson Special (S)


1.20 4Music: Isle of Wight Festival: Paolo Nutini (S)


1.50 Goalissimo Z 4 5 World Cup Snowboard 4.35 Transworid Sport (R) (S) 5.25 Countdown (R) (S)


■ Later with Jools Holland (BBCTWO, 11.55pm) The maestro looks at his favourite moments from the show when he got to collaborate with some of the finest musicians.


■ Coronation Street ( I tv l ,7 J 0 pm ) Sarah plants the Ecstasy tablets In David’s drawer at the salon, where they are subsequently discovered by Audrey.


■ J am ie at Home Christmas Special (4,9.00pm) Jamie Oliver prepares a festive feast with the help of Gennaro Contaldo and Brian the gardener.


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■ Angelo's (five, 11.00pm) The owner plans an impressive mural for his cafe, with images of the Queen and David Jason among those suggested for it.


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6.00 Milkshake! 9.00 Stargate Atlantis (R) (S) 10.00 Everybody Hates Chris (R) (S) 10.30 Trisha Goddard (R) (S) 11.30 five news (S) 1Z00 Home and Away (R) (S) 1Z30 Cooking the Books (R) (S) 1.00 Hanrahan Investigates (S) 1.35 Russell Grant’s Postcards (R) (S) 1.40 RLM: The Christmas Shoes (2002) Family drama, starring Rob Lowe. (S)


3.40 five news update (S) 3.45 RLM: A Carol Christmas (2003) Family frolics, starring Tori Spelling. (S)


5.30 five news; Weather (S) 6.00 Home and Away Leah's steamy plans for Dan go horribly wrong. (S)


6.30 Cooking the Books Culinary show with Jeremy Edwards. (S) *


7.00 five news (S) 7.15 Polar Bear Adventures with Nigel Marven The bears wait for the arrival of walruses. Concludes on Sunday. (S)


8.00 Penguin Adventure with Nigel Marven The film-maker travels to the island of South Georgia to document three species of penguin and a variety of other creatures in their natural environment. Last in series. (R) (S)


9.00 NCISThecarofa Navy lieutenant is found covered in blood and it transpires the missing female officer was profiling men to find the perfect partner. Tony is offered a promotion by director Shepard, unbeknown to the other members of the team. (S)


10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent The hunt for a missing woman leads Goren and Eames to an apartment where they find a host of unusual items. (R) (S)


11.00 Angelo’s The owner plans an impressive mural for his cafe, with images of the Queen and David Jason among those suggested for iL Last in senes. (S)


11.30 Valley of the Sex Dolls The secrets behind sex on camera. (R) (S)


1Z00 Quiz Call Interactive game show. 5.10 Out of Practice (R) (S) 5.35 Out of Practice (R) (S)


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MOVIE CHOICE 6.10 These Foolish Things (2006) Sky Movies Drama. 6 JO Rumor Has It (2005) With Jennifor Aniston. Sky Movies Comedy. 6J0 His and Her Christmas (2005) Sky Movies Family. 6 JO The Ant Bully (2006) Animated adventure, featuring the voce of Julia Roberts. Sky Movies Premiere. 7.00 The Arrival (1996) With Charlie Sheen. Sky Movies Sd-fi/Horror. 7.15 Waist Deep (2006) With Tyrese Gibson. Sky Movies Action/Thriller. 7.35 The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957) Fantasy adventure, starring Grant Williams. Sky Movies Classics. 8.00Talladega Nights:The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) With Will Ferrell. Sky Movios Comedy. 8.00 The Ice Harvest (2005) With John Cusack. Sky Movies Drama. 8.00 Scroogcd (1988) Starring Bill Murray. Sky Movies Family. 8.00 Batman (1989) With Michael Keaton. Sky Movies Modern Greats. 8.001116 Holiday (2006) Starring Cameron Diaz. Sky Movies Premiere. 9.0016 Blocks (2006) With Bruce Willis. Sky Movies Action/Thriller. 9.00 Castle Keep (1969) Starring Burt Lancaster. Sky Movies Classics. 9.00 Friends with Money (2006) Sky Movies Indie. 9.00 When a Stranger Calls (2006) Sky Movies Sd-fi/Horror. 9.45 Miracle on 34th Street (1947) Sky Movies Family 10.00 The Devil's Advocate (1997) With Al Padno. Sky Movies Drama. 10.05 Holy Man (1998) With Eddie Murphy. Sky Movies Comedy. 10.10 Klute (1971) Sky Movies Modern Greats. 10.20 Smokin’ Aces (2006) Comedy drama. Sky Movies Premiere. 10.35 Time to Leave (2005) Starring Melvil Poupaud. Sky Movies Indie. 10-35 Thinner (1996) With Robert John Burke. Sky Movies ScMi/Horror. 10.45 BigTrouble in Little China (1986) Sky Movies Adionmiriller. 1050 Soldier Blue (1970) With Candice Bergen. Sky Movies Classics.


SKY ONE


12.00 Futurama 1230 Futurama 1.00 Malcolm in the Mkkfle 130 Cirque de Celebrite 3.00 Michael Owen: A Year in the Life Of 4.00 Brainiac Christmas Cracker 5.00 Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old? 6.00 The Simpsons 630 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons 730 The Simpsons 8.00 The Simpsons 830 The Simpsons 9.00 Bones. A boy's body is found in a time capsule. 10.00 Journeyman. Dan suffers from the repercussions of time travel. 11.00 Inside Britain's Fattest Man 12.00 Greece Uncovered 1.00 Greece Uncovered 150 The Villa 2.40 Red Light Girts 330 Nip/Tuck 4 JO Nipfluck 5.10 Guilty!


BBC THREE 7.00 Doctor Who. Jack Harkness throws himself back into the Doctor’s life. 750 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 The Ail New House of Tiny Tearaways 9.00 Don't Tot! the Bride 10.00 EastEnders 1030 The Mighty Boosh 11.00 Comedy Shuffle 1130 Don't Tell the Bride 1235 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1255 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 135 The Mighty Boosh 155 Comedy Shuffle 235 Radio 1 on


Three 330 The All New House of Tiny Tearaways 430 Doctor Who Confidential 4.35 Close


ITV2 11.40 Judge Judy 1230 Coronation Street 1.00 Emmerdale 130 The Jeremy Kyle Show 235 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 Ricki Lake 430 Movies Now 4.40 Rim: Thunderbirds (2004). Live action adventure, star­ ring Bill Paxton. Including Entertainment News Update. 635 Dick Whittington 8.00 Xtra Factor: Best and Worst 2007. The last of three programmes looking back at a summer of eventful auditions. 950 Rim: Die Hard 2 (1990). Action thriller sequel, starring Bruce Willis. Including Entertainment News Update. 1130 Film: Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004). Starring Renee Zellweger. 130 Xtra Factor Best and Worst 2007 235 Teleshopping 5 3 5 ITV2 Nightscreen 6.00 Close


11.45 Scrubs 12.15 Ed 1.05 The OC ZOO The OC 250 Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands 430 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 530 Friends 6.00 Scrubs 630 Scrubs 7.00 Hollyoaks. The repercussions of Warren's win reverberate across the village. 730 The War at Home 8.00 Friends 830 Friends 9.00 Bring Back— Grange Hill 10.00 Russell Brand's Ponderland 1035 FonejackerChristmas Spedai11.10 Rim: Kaiifornia (1993). Thriller, starring Brad Pitt. 135 Scrubs ZOO Scrubs 235 The OC 3.10 The OC 350 Ed 435 Switched 455 Switched 530 Switched


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Live Test Cricket Sri Lanka v England. 1230 Live Darts. Day four of the 2008 World Championship. 5.00 Futbol Mundial 530 Carling Cup Football 6.30 Premier League World. Including a round-up of the latest news. 7.00 Live Darts. Day four of the 2008 World Championship. 11.00 Carting Cup Football IZOO International Cricket 1Z30 Test Cricket 230


Carting Cup Football 330 Transworld Sport 430 Premier League World 5.00 Live Test CrickeL Sri Lanka v England.


SKY SPORTS 2 1Z00 Watersports World 1.00 Carting Cup Football 230 Women's Pool 330 International Cricket 4.00 Test Cricket 6.00 The Rugby Club 730 International Cricket 8.00 Test CrickeL Sri Lanka v England. 10.00 Poker Million 1Z00 Poker Week 1230 Premier League World 1.00 Uve NFL 430 Race World 530 High Altitude


SKY SPORTS 3


1Z00 Golf 1.00 NFL Total Access ZOO Yachting 3.00 European Tour Weekly 4.00 Golf 5.00 WWE: Heat 6.00 Powerboating 630 Sports Adventure 7.00 Race Worid 8.00 Carting Cup Football 9.00 WWE Late Night — Raw 11.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling. No-hoJds-barred mayhem. 1Z00 NFL Total Access 1.00 Darts 5.00 Yachting


The Ice H a rv e s t A world-weary lawyer decides to rob his criminal employers on Christmas Eve and leave town, but the presence of a sleazy sidekick complicates matters. Comedy thriller, which reunites Pushing Tin stars John Cusack and Billy Bob Thornton. Directed by Harold Ramis and based on the novel by Scott Phillips. Whilst it is not on a par with Ramis’ other directorial work, namely Groundhog Day, it is still a worthy effort which boasts some fine moments. (Sky Movies Drama, 8pm)


MOVIE CHOICE 620 Nanny McPhee (2005) With Emma Thompson. Sky Movies Comedy. 655 Father Goose (1964) Lightweight wartime romp, with Cary Grant Sky Movies Classics. 750 Barton Rnk (1991) Surreal drama. John Turturro stars. Sky Movies Indie. 7.05 StarTrek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) With William Shatner. Sky Movies Sd-fi/Horror. 8.00 The Devil Wears Prada (2006) With Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep. Sky Movies Comedy. 8.00 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Uon, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) Children's adventure, starring Tilda Swinton. Sky Movies Family. 8.00 Cabaret (1972) Classic musical, starring Liza Minnelli. Sky Movies


Modem Greats. 950 Funeral in Berlin (1966) Cold War thriller, starring Michael Caine.


Sky Movies Classics. 950 Pecker (1998) Comedy, starring Edward Furlong. Sky Movies


Indie. 9.00 Ravenous (1999) With Guy Pearce. Sky Movies Sd-fi/Horror.


1050 Bad Santa (2004) With Billy Bob Thornton. Sky Movies Comedy. 10.10 All the President's Men (1976) Political thriller, starring Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman. Sky Movies Modem Greats. 10J0 Educating Rita (1983) With Michael Cane. Sky Movies Drama. 10JO March of the Penguins (2005) Oscar-winning documentary, nar­ rated by Morgan Freeman. Sky Movies Family. 10J0The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover (1989) Provocative drama, starring Helen Mirren. Sky Movies Indie.


SKY ONE 1Z00 Futurama 1220 Futurama 150 Malcolm in tire Middle 120 Cirque de Celebrite 3.00 When Santas Go Wrong 4.00 Brainiac's Test Tube Baby Christmas Special 5.00 Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old? 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons 720 The Simpsons 8.00 Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old? 9.00 Project Runway 10.00 Kate— The New Diana? 11.00 Robbie Williams at the Royal Albert Ha01220 Tenerife Uncovered 120 Mutant X Z25 Mutant X 320 Nip/Tuck 4.15 Nip/Tuck 5.10 Guilty!


BBC THREE 7.00 Doctor Who. Part one o( two. The Master begins his reign of terror on Earth. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 The All New House of Ttny Tearaways 9.00 Torchwood 9.45 Torchwood Declassified 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Tittybangbang 11.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 11 JO Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1 ZOO Family Guy 1225 Family Guy 1Z45The Mighty Boosh 1.10 Tittybangbang I . 40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Z10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Z40 Torchwood 325 The Mighty Boosh 355 The All New House of Tiny Tearaways 455 Close


ITV2 I I . 15 Judge Judy 1220 Coronation Street 1.00 Emmerdale 1 JO The Jeremy Kyle Show Z35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 Ricki Lake 4 JO Movies Now 4.40 The X Factor Final 6 JO Aladdin. All-star panto with Julian Clary. Martin Clunes and Patsy Kensit 6.00 The X Factor Final Results 9.00 Film: Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004). Comedy, starring Renee Zellweger. Including Entertainment News Update. 1155 Coronation Street 11J 5 Rim: Ali G Indahouse (2002). Crude comedy, starring Sacha Baron Cohen. Including Entertainment News Update. 1.15 The New Adventures of Superman Z15 Teleshopping 4.45 ITV2 Nightscreen 6.00 Close


E4 1150 Scrubs 1Z1S Scrubs 1Z45 Ed 1J5 The OC Z30 The OC 320 Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands 425 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5 JO Friends 6.00 Scrubs 6 JO Scrubs 7.00 Hollyoaks 7 JO The War at Home 8.00 Friends 8 JO Friends 9.00 Family Brat Camp: What Happened Next 10.00 FonejackerChristmas Special 10J5 Rim: Broken Arrow (1996). Thriller, with John Travolta. 1Z40 Scrubs 1.15 Scrubs 1.45 The OC Z30 The OC 3.15 Ed 355 Shipwrecked 2006: Battle o! the Islands 455 Switched 5.15 Switched 5.45 Close


SKY SPORTS 1 6.00 Live Test CrickeL Sri Lanka v England. 1Z30 Premier League Worid 150 Uve Darts. Day five of the 2008 World Championship. 5.00 World Sport 5 JO Premier League World 6.00 Big League Weekend 7.00 Live Darts. Day five of the 2008 Worid Championship. 11.00 Premier League Preview 11 JO Big League Weekend 1Z30 Premier League Preview 1.00 Darts 5.00 Big League Weekend


SKY SPORTS 2 11.00 Poker Million 1.00 Carting Cup Football ZOO Premier League World Z30 ATP Tennis ZOO NFL 4 JO NFL Total Access 5J0 Test Cricket 7 JO Premier League Preview 8.00 Live Poker Million. The final of the prestigious event in London. 1250 NFL Total Access 150 Big League Weekend ZOO British Ice Hockey 4.00 Premier League Preview 4 JO Live Test CrickeL Sri Lanka v England.


SKY SPORTS 3 1ZO0 Golf 1.00 NFL Total Access ZOO High Altitude Z30 Poker Week ZOO Rowerboating 3 JO ATP Tennis 4.00 Golf 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Tight Lines 850 Test Cricket 10.00 WWE: Late Night— Smackdown 1 ZOO WWE: Late Night— Bottom Line 1.00 Test Cricket 3.00 Golf 4.00 Tight Lines 5.00 NFL Weekly Review 5 JO Powerboating


The Devil Wears Prada: Comedy, starring Anne Hathaway as a young woman who comes to New York with dreams of becoming a fashion journalist She takes a . job as assistant to magazine editor Meryl Streep— a position that should guarantee a bright future if she succeeds at i t What she doesn’t realise is that she's just signed up to work for the boss from hell, whose cruel personality and outrageous demands make the would-be writer’s life a constant nightmare. (Sky Movies Comedy, B.OOpm)


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