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■ Strict ly Come D an cin g (B B C ONE, 8.3 5pm ) Celebrity hoofers and their profes­ sional partners perform a show. Last in series, hosted by Bruce Forsyth.


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6 .0 0 Breakfast (S) 4212342 10.00 Saturday Kitchen (S) 18533 11.30 Rachel’s Favourite Food (S) 8174 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 5490342 12.10 Football Focus (S) 1897700 1.0 0 Racing from Ascot an d Olympia Horse Show (S) 1114025 Final Score 93629 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 803759


5 .5 0 Strictly Come Dancing Final of the pro-celebrity contest The result can be seen at 9.25. (S) 8055551


7.1 5 Oliver Twist Sikes goes on the run with Oliver. Last in series. (S) 297919


7 .4 5 T h e National Lottery: W h o Dares Wins New challengers take on last week’s winning team. (S) 540223


8 .3 5 Casualty It’sTess's last day at Holby and it starts with a bang as she and Charlie see a woman being dragged beneath the wheels of a car in a hit- and-run — and for the rest of the shift, all the action seems to surround Charlie. (S) 507342


9.2 5 Strictly Come Dancing The winning couple is announced. Last in series. (S) 409071


1 0 .1 0 BBC News; Weather; (S) National Lottery Update 939396


1 0 .3 0 Match of the Day Highlights of this afternoon’s games in the Premier League, including the north London derby between Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur at the Emirates Stadium. (S) 4934613


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11.50 FILM: Spy Hard (1996) Espionage spoof, starring Leslie Nielsen. With Charles Durning. (S) 951006 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross With Janice Dickinson. Last in series; (R) (S) Weatherview 9950965 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) 6488588 Sign Zone:The 800 Million Pound Railway Station (R) (S) 64316656 Sign Zone:The 800 Million Pound Railway Station (R) (S) 35366120 Sign Zone:The 800 Million Pound Railway Station (R) (S) 31199472 BBC News 24 (S) 2163781


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■ On e Man an d His Dog (BBCTWO, 4.20pm) Ben Fogle pres­ ents a special seasonal edition of sheepdog trials as more clever collies show off their skills.


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6.00 CBeebies 29822 7.0 0 CBBC 2732648 12.00 FILM: T h e E n em y B elow (1957) World War Two thriller, starring Robert Mitchum. (S) 661919


Premiere. World W a r One drama, starring Benno Furmann. (S) 98551280


3 .2 0 The Blue P lan e t T h e effects of tides on marine life. (R) (S) 1725700


4 .2 0 One Man a n d H is Dog A special seasonal edition of sheepdog trials. (S) 7742396


5.4 0 What the Pap e rs S a y Review 2007 Andrew Rawnsley trawls through all the major news stories of the past 12 months. (S) 156071


6 .2 0 Dad’s A rm y Captain Mainwaring’s brother visits. Classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier. (R) (S) 686377


7 .0 0 Porridge Fletch desperately tries to distance himself from an escape plan, convinced it’s doomed from the outset. Festive edition of the comedy, starring Ronnie Barker. (R ) (S) 896087


7.4 5 TOTP2 C h r is tm a s Special Steve Wright introduces a selection of the greatest Vuletide tunes of all time, including classics by Slade, Aled Jones, Elton John, the Wombles, Paul McCa­ rtney and John Lennon. (S) 62679629


9.2 5 FILM: The Hitch h ik e r 's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) Premiere. Sci-fi comedy, starring Martin Freeman. (S) 23155416


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Zissou (2004) Premiere. An eccentric undersea expert sets out in search of a shark that killed an old friend and crew-mate. Whimsical comedy drama, starring Bill Murray and Owen Wilson. (S) 116087


1.00 Comedy C o n n e c t io n s The making of Shooting Stars. (R) (S) 9032946


1.40 FILM: Ho liday (1 9 3 8 ) George Cukor’s magical comedy, starring Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn. (S) 9967255


3 .1 0 BBC News 2 4 (S) 9187976 4 .4 0 Close


35 FILM: M e r ry C h r is tm a s (2005)


5 .5 5 ITV Morning N ews (S) 5685782 6 .0 0 GMTV:Wakey! Wakey! 3342795 7 .2 0 Toonattik Animated fun. (S) 62803193 9 .2 5 CITV 34524174 11.15 FILM: Tooth (2004) Premiere. Advent­ ure, starring Yasmin Paige. (S) 91110025


12.55 FILM: Jack Frost (1998) Nauseating seasonal fantasy, starring Michael Keaton. (S) 5 2 2 7 1280


2.3 5 ITV News; W eather (S) 8289700 2 .4 0 Regional Programme 2.45 Agatha Christie's Poirot (R) (S) 551209 4 .4 5 Regional Programme 5.0 0 ITV News; Weather (S) 1275990 5.2 0 R LM : Peter Pan (2003) Fantasy following the adventures of the boy who never grows old as he whisks Wendy Darling and her brothers into Neveriand. Starring Jason Isaacs. (S) 99680416


7 .1 5 Britain Sings Christmas Whether it’s taking part in carol concerts or eagerly awaiting the announcement of the Christmas number one, music is a big part of many people’s seasonal celebrations. (S) 887731


8.1 5 Sta rT rad e rs :T h e Christmas Challenge Celebrity charity challenge, hosted by Phillip Schofield. (S) 334174


9.1 5 An Audience with Celin e Dion Fresh from her five-year residency at Caesars


■ Palace in Las Vegas, the diva wows an audience of celebrities with some of her greatest hits. (S) 330358


05 FILM: Th e L ife A q u a t ic with Steve


10.15 Parkinson: T h e Final Show It's the end of an era as Michael Parkinson presents the last of three special editions bringing his 3 6 years as a TV chat show host to a close, recalling some of his favourite interviews. (S) 7955735


11.20 ITV News; Weather (S) 625557 11.30 Tarrant on TV Chris Tarrant explores the wacky world of global television. (R) (S) 25483


12.00 Make Your Play; (S) ITV News Headlines 51230830


4 .1 0 T h e Jules and Lulu S h ow (R) (S) 71735897


4 .2 5 T h e Jules and Lulu Sh ow (R) (S) 1895675


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6.10 Inuk (R) (S) 4830193 6.25 T h e Hoobs (R) (S) 8967416 6.5 0 T h e Treacle People (R) (S) 6656267 7.00 Goalissimo (R) (S) 51532 8.00 T h e Morning Line (S) 9619280 8.50 T 4 : One Tree Hill (S) 6579367 9.5 0 T 4 : Friends (R) (S) 9512716 10.20 T 4 : Golden C om p ass:T 4 Movie Special (R) (S) 5770822


10.50 T 4 :T h e Mix Tape (S) 1079700 11.20 T 4 : MobileAct Unsigned (R) (S) 4947735


12.25 T 4 : Friends (R) (S) 3523629 12.55 T 4 : Sc is so r Sisters: Live a t th e 0 2 A ren a (S) 3448613


2 .0 0 C hannel 4 Racing from Haydock Park, Newcastle an d Lingfield Park (S) 93613667


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4.0 5 T h e Sim psons (R) (S) 6220261 R LM : Christmas Caro l:T h e Movie (2001) Festive animated fun, with the voices of Nicolas Cage and Simon Callow. (S) 1342377 D eal o r No Deal: Scrooge v Santa G am e show. (S) 882984 C h annel 4 News (S) 721174 T h e T h re eT en o rs Another chance to see the singers perform from Rome in 1990. (R) (S) 12361822 FILM: Changing Lanes (2002) After a minor prang, up-and-coming lawyer Ben Affleck and insurance salesman Samuel L Jackson embark on a campaign of revenge. Edge-of-the-seat thriller, with Toni Collette. (S) 20767803


11.20 T h e Friday Night Christmas Project with Girls Aloud (R) (S) 235445


12.25 4M u s ic :T h e Feeling: Video Exclusive The band's new video I Thought It Was Over. 3499675


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12.30 4M u sic: Keane: Live a t th e 0 2 Arena Songs from Under the Iron Sea and Hopes and Fears. (S) 82781 FILM: Second Best (1994) Drama, starring William Hurt. (S) 868217 King o f the Hill (S) 56352743


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3.4 5 Extreme Archaeology (R) (S) 875168 4.45 Headland (R) (S) 2454120 Inuk (R) (S) 7536217 T h e Treacle People (R) (S) 6156615


■ A n Au d ien ce w ith C eline Dion ( i tv 1 ,9 .1 5 pm ) Fresh from her five- year residency at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, the diva wows an audi­ ence with some of h er greatest hits.


■ Deal o r No Deal: Sc ro o g e v Santa (4 ,6 .0 0 pm ) Noel Edmonds presents a festive edition of the show, in which contest­ ants open doors on an enormous Advent calendar.


■ L aw & Order: Special Victims


Unit ( f ive, 10.25pm) Detective Munch becomes person­ ally involved in the prosecution of an embryologist. Maries Matlin guest stars.


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6.00 Sunrise 8042984 7.00 Milkshake! 2843934 10.00 The Gadget S h ow (R ) (S) 5612483 11.00 Football italiano H ig h lig h ts (S) 3307629


11.30 Nigel Marven’s A l l ig a to r Adventure (R) (S) 42588990


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12.35 R LM : Home fo r C h r is tm a s (1990) Family drama, starring Mickey Rooney. (S) 94029822 R LM : Single S a n ta S e e k s Mrs Claus (2004) Festive comedy romp, starring Crystal Bernard. (S ) 27430938 RLM : R re fo x (1 9 8 2 ) Airborne adventure, starring Clint Eastwood. (S) 21234613 Polar Bear A d v e n tu re s with Nigel Marven Nigel encounters a polar bear and her cubs. Last in series. (S) 8904716 five news and s p o r t (S) 2889071 NCIS Gibbs and the team find themselves in deep trouble with the FBI while protecting a veteran naval officer who has caught the attention of an al- Qaida cell. (R) (S ) 7896261 NCIS A Marine veteran confesses to the murder of his friend 6 0 years previously, but Gibbs decides to investigate further and save the Medal of Honour winner from prison. (R ) (S ) 8826193 CSI: Crime S c e n e Investigation Grissom is reunited with professional dominatrix Lady H eath er when the team attempt to discover the identity of a client who tried to murder her. William Petersen stars.(R) (S ) 7094667


10.25 Law & Order: S p e c ia l Vict im s Unit Munch investigates an assisted suicide. (S) 3035087


11.25 Criminal Minds Reid worries about crossing professional boundaries when he gets involved with an actress whose stalker has turned into a murderer. (R) (S) 6373396


12.25 Quiz Call Interactive gam e show giving viewers the chance to answer questions for cash prizes. 53861014


5.10 Out o f Practice (R ) (S ) 90248912 5 .3 5 Out of Practice (R) (S ) 17819410


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11.50 Sunday, December 23


■ L iv e rp o o l Nat ivity (B B C O N E , 1 0 .4 5pm ) T h e team responsible for the Manchester Passion presents the story of the first Christmas. With Geoffrey Hughes.


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B re a k fa s t (S ) 43851472 M a tch o f th e Day (S) 2839472 C h r is tm a s Vo ices (S) 223781 FILM : W h o F ram ed Roger Rab b it (1 9 8 8 ) Live action-cartoon whodunit, starring Bob Hoskins. (S) 19237656 F ILM : S a n ta C lau s :T h e Movie (1985) Fantasy adventure. Dudley Moore stars. (S) 52265168 B B C N ew s (S) 20804101 E a s tE n d e rs (S) 34582168 C h a r le s Dickens and the In vent ion o f C h r is tm a s (S) 2607052 C ran fo rd (FI) (S) 2578762 S o n g s o f P ra is e (S) 185205 A f te r Yo u ’v e G o n e (S) 429762 A Q u e s t io n o f Sp o r t Sue Barker asks the questions in a festive edition of the light-hearted quiz. (S) 589007 BB C N ew s ; Regional News; Weather (S) 881946 A n t iq u e s R o ad sh ow The team return to Rochester Cathedral. (S) 8878 M o n a rc h y :T h e Royal Family a t Wo rk T h e Q u e en ’s children discuss their royal roles, and Prince Charles reveals how he feels about his image as a ‘meddler’. Last in series. (S) 8014 BB C N ew s ; Weather (S) 168168 Dawn F re n c h ’s Boys Who Do C om e d y T h e comedienne interviews popular funnymen about the nature of comedy. Last in series. (S) 400743 L iv e rp o o l N a t iv ity Re-enactment of the first Christmas. (S) 3033507 FILM: W in a D ate with Tad Hamilton! (2 0 0 4 ) Premiere. Comedy, starring Kate Bosworth; (S ) Weatherview 838439 Sign Z o n e : O liv e r Twist (R) (S) 3895057 Sign Z o n e : OliverTw ist 3019927 Sig n Z o n e : OliverTw ist (R) (S) 7077386 Sig n Z o n e : O liv e rTw is t (R) (S) 56326328 Sign Z o n e : O liv e rTw is t (R) (S) 35339076 Sign Z o n e : Mum b ai Uncovered (R) (S ) 31162328 B B C N ew s 2 4 (S) 4353250


1 1 1 - MOVIE CHOICE


6.00 Happy Feet (2006) Premiere. Animated adventure, with the voice of Elijah Wood. Sky Movies Premiere. 6.10 Footloose (1984) With Kevin Bacon. Sky Movies Modern Greats. 6.15 Miracle on 34th Street (1947) Christmas fantasy, starring Edmund Gwenn. Sky Movies Family.


6.55 School Daze (1988) Musical comedy, starring Laurence Fishbume. Sky Movies Indie. 7.00 The Nutty Professor (1963) Jerry Lewis. Sky Movies Classics. 7.05 No Way Out (1987) With Kevin Costner. Sky Movies Action/Thritler. 8.00 Wedding Crashers (2005) With Owen Wilson. Sky Movies Comedy. 8.00 Syrians (2005) With George Clooney. Sky Movies Drama.


8.00 Raising Arizona (1987) Comedy, starring Nicolas Cage. Sky Movies Modern Greats.


8.00 Casino Royale (2006) Premiere. Spy thriller, starring Daniel Craig. Sky Movies Premiere.


9.00 Last Action Hero (1993) With Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sky Movies Action/Th ril fer.


9.00 Tom Curtain (1966) Hitchcock spy thriller, starring Paul Newman. Sky Movies Classics. 9.00 Kinky Boots (2005) Comedy with Chiwetel Ejiofor. Sky Movies Indie. 9.00 Serenity (2005) With Nathan Fillion. Sky Movies Sci-fi/Horror. 9.40 Dead Calm (1988) Taut thriller, with Nicole Kidman. Sky Movies Modem Greats.


10.00 The Benchwarmcrs (2006) With Rob Schneider. Sky Movies Comedy. 10.20 Four Brothers (2005) With Mark Wahtberg. Sky Movies Drama.


10.55 Private Parts (1997) Biopic of American DJ Howard Stern. Sky Movies Indie.


SKY ONE 12.00 Futurama 12.30 Futurama 1.00 Malcolm in the Middle 1.30 Cirque de Celebrite 3.00 Film: Anonymous Rex (2004). Sci-fi thriller, starring Sam Trammell. 4.50 Futurama: Welcome to the World of Tomorrow 5.00 Brainiac Christmas Cracker 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 When Sharks Attack 9.00 Battlestar Galactica — Razor 10.50 Rim: An American Werewolf in London (1981). Gruesome horror comedy, with David Naughton. 12.45 Caribbean Uncovered 1.45 Mutant X 2.40 Mutant X 3.30 Nip/Tuck 4.20 Nip/Tuck 5.10 Guilty!


BBC THREE


7.00 Football Gaffes Galore Out-Takes 7.05 Top Gear. The team enter a 24-hour endurance race. 8.10 The Real Hustle: Twelve Scams ot Christmas 9.10 Little Britain. Vicky Pollard becomes a babysitter. 9.40 Little Britain 10.10 The Most Annoying People of the Year 2007. Part one of two. 12.40 The Real Hustle: Twelve Scams of Christmas 1.40 Comedy Shuffle 2.05 Tittybangbang 2.35 Radio 1 on Three 3.35 Comedy Shuffle. Brendon Bums introduces stand-up comedy and sketches. Last in series. 4.05 Tittybangbang 4.35 Close


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9.25 Emmerdale 12.10 Coronation Street 2.35 Creature Comforts 3.05 Aladdin 4.40 Jack and the Beanstalk 6.10 Cinderella 7.45 Rim: Ice Age (2002). Animated adventure, with the voice of John Leguizamo. Including Entertainment News Update. 9.15 Creature Comforts 9.30 Airline at Christmas 10.30 Rim: The Last Boy Scout (1991). Violent action thriller, starring Bruce Willis. Including Entertainment News Update, 12.30 Rim: The Guru (2002). Comedy, starring Jimi Mistry. Including Entertainment News Update. 2.15 Katy Brand's Big Ass Show 2.45 Katy Brand’s Big Ass Show 3.15 Katy Brand's Big Ass Show 3.40 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


12.00 The Simple Life 12.35 Beauty & the Geek 1.30 Age of Love 2.30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 The Class. Yonk and Nicole celebrate their anniversary. 6.30 The Class 7.00 Smallville 7.55 Friends. Monica makes a huge lasagne blunder. 8.30 Friends 9.00 The 100 Greatest Christmas Moments 1.00 Rim: Cheaper By the Dozen (2003). Comedy remake, starring Steve Martin. 2.50 The Chris Isaak Show 3.40 The Chris Isaak Show 4.25 Switched 4.50 Switched 5.10 Switched 5.30 Switched 5.55 Close


SKY SPORTS 1 12.00 Soccer Saturday 12.30 Live Football Special. Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur (Kick-off 12.45pm). 3.00 Soccer Saturday 5.15 Live Saturday Night Football. Wolverhampton Wanderers v Leicester City (Kick-off 5.20pm). 7.30 You're on Sky Sports! 8.25 Football Rist 10.15 Football Rrst 11.45 Football First 1.15 Football Rrst 2.45 Football First


4.15 You’re on Sky Sports! 5.10 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.40 U Can Do It 5.45 Sky Sports Classics


SKY SPORTS 2 6.00 Live Test Cricket. Sri Lanka v England. 12.30 NFL Weekly Review 1.00 NFL Total Access 2.00 World Sport 2.30 Live Rugby Union Bristol v London Wasps (Kick-off 2.45pm). 5.00 Test Cricket 7.00 Live Darts. Day six of the 2008 World Championship. 11.00 NFL Playbook 12.00


Max Power 1.00 Live NF L Carolina Panthers v Dallas Cowboys (Kick­ off 1.15am). 4.30 World Sport 5.00 Max Power


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 WWE: Bottom Line 1.00 Live Darts. The 2008 World Championship. 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 Rugby Union 8.30 Live Spanish Football. A La Liga match. 11.00 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown 1.00 WWE: Late Night — Bottom Line 2.00 Darts


C a s in o Royale: The Jam e s Bond series gets a tough and gritty reboot, with Daniel Craig taking o ver a s 007. The secret agent is on the trail of Le Chiffre, an international criminal planning to use a high stakes poker game as a means of funding terrorist organisations across the world. A harder-edged thriller than its predecessors, also starring E v a Green and Mads Mikkelsen, with Judi Dench reprising her role as M. (S k y Movies Premiere, 8.00pm)


MOVIE CHOICE 6.00 La Bamba (1987) Biopic of Fifties singer Ritchie Vafens, starring Lou Diamond Phillips. Sky Movies Modern Greats. 6.00 Happy Feet (2006) Animated adventure, with the voice of Elijah Wood. Sky Movies Premiere. 6.45 Ballets Russes (2005) Pioneering artists who gave birth to mod­ em ballet. Sky Movies Indie. 7.15 Niagara (1953) Steamy thriller, starring Marilyn Monroe. Sky Movies Classics. 7.15 Iceman (1984) With Timothy Hutton. Sky Movies Sci-fi/Horror. 7.30 The Transpor ter 2 (2005) With Jason Statham. Sky Movies Action/Th ri tie r. 8.00 Steel Magnolias (1989) With Sally Reid. Sky Movies Drama. 8.00 Saving Private Ryan (1998) Oscar-winning drama, starring Tom Hanks. Sky Movies Modem Greats. 8.00 Casino Royale (2006) Spy thriller, starring Daniel Craig. Sky Movies Premiere. 9.00 Poseidon (2006) With Kurt Russell. Sky Movies Action/Thriller. 9.00 Little Miss Sunshine (2006) Comedy drama, starring Toni Collette. Sky Movies Indie. 9.00 Reeker (2005) With Michael Ironside. Sky Movies Sci-fi/Horror. 10.00 The Wedding Singer (1998) With Adam Sandler. Sky Movies Comedy. 10.30 Big N othing (2006) Starring Simon Pegg. Sky Movies Premiere. 10.45 London to Brighton (2006) Crime thriller, starring Lorraine Stanley. Sky Movies Indie. 10.50 Blade (1998) With Wesley Snipes. Sky Movies Action/Thriller. 10.50 Blue Velvet (1986) David Lynch's disturbing drama, with Dennis Hopper. Sky Movies Modem Greats.


SKY ONE 12.00 WWE: Experience 1.00 Malcolm in the Middle 1.30 Cirque de Celebrite 3.00 Rim: The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines (2006). Adventure, starring Noah Wyle. 4.45 Brainiac: Science Abuse 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Noel's Christmas Presents 7.30 The Simpsons. Homer wakes up to find his family missing. 8.00 Are You Smartens Top 10 Moments 9.00 Rim: The Full Monty (1997). Blockbusting comedy, starring Robert Carlyle. 10.40 Bones. A boy's body is found in a time capsule. 11.40 Nothing but the Truth 12.40 The Real Mile High 1.40 Mutant X 2.35 Mutant X 3.25 Nip/Tuck 4.20 Nip/Tuck 5.20 Guilty!


BBC THREE 7.00 Don't Tell the Bride. A groom takes sole charge of organising the wedding. Last in series. 8.00 Anthea Turner. Perfect Christmas 9.00 The Most Annoying People of the Year 2007. Conclusion. The top 50 most cringeworthy people, fads and fashions of the year. 11.30 The Mighty Boosh 12.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12.30 Two Pints of Lager Out-Takes 1.00 The Most Annoying People of the Year 2007 3.30 The Mighty Boosh 4.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 4.25 Two Pints of Lager Out-Takes 4.55 Close


ITV2 11.20 Emmerdale 2.10 Creature Comforts. Animals discuss seeing the vet. 2.25 Britain Sings Christmas. The nation’s favourite festive songs. 3.35 Coronation Street 6.00 Xtra Factor Best and Worst 2007 7.00 Xtra Factor Best and Worst 2007 8.00 Xtra Factor Best and Worst 2007 9.00 Xtra Factor The Winner’s Story 10.00 Coronation Street 10.30 Rim: The Fast and the Furious (2001). High-octane thriller, starring Vin Diesel. Including Entertainment News Update. 12.35 Xtra Factor The Winner's Story 1.35 Teleshopping 4.05 ITV2 Nightscreen 6.00 Close


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E4 12.00 The 100 Greatest Christmas Moments 4.00 Friends 4.30 Friends 5.00 Ghost Whisperer 6.00 Miss Match. 7.00 Friends. 7.30 Friends 8.00 Ugly Betty. 9.00 Rim: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003). 11.10 The Friday Night Christmas Project with Girls Aloud 12.20 Fonejacker Christmas Special 12.50 The Chris Isaak Show 1.55 The Chris Isaak Show 2.45 MobileAct Unsigned: The Live Rnal 3.45 Miss Match 4.25 Switched 4.50 Switched 5.10 Switched 5.35 Switched


SKY SPORTS 1 12.00 Spanish Football 1.30 Live Super Sunday. Newcastle United v Derby County (Kick-off 2.00pm). 4.00 Live Super Sunday. Blackburn Rovers v Chelsea (Kick-off 4.10pm). 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 7.00 Live Spanish Football. Coverage of a La Liga match. 10.00 Football Special 11.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 12.00 Spanish Football 1.30 Football Special 3.00 Super Sunday: The Last Word 3.30 Spanish Football 5.00 Triathlon


SKY SPORTS 2 11.00 NFL 1.00 NFL Total Access 2.00 Motor Racing 2.30 Live Rugby Union. Sale Sharks v Leicester Tigers (Kick-off 2.45pm). 5.00 Motor Racing 5.30 NFL Who Is? 6.00 Live NFL The 16th and penultimate weekend of the NFL season. 9.00 Live NFL. The 16th and penultimate weekend of the NFL season. 1.00 Live NFL. San Francisco 49ers v Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Kick-off 1.15am). 5.00 Motor Racing 5.30 Sports Adventure


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 Darts 4.00 NFL: Total Access 5.00 WWE: Experience 6.00 Water- sports World 7.00 International Cricket 9.30 Wild Spirits 10.00 WWE: Late Night — Afterbum 11.00 WWE: Heat 12.00 Rugby Union 1.30 Mot­ or Racing 2.00 Triathlon 3.00 Wild Spirits 3.30 Squash 5.30 Wild Spirits


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L ive S u p e r Sunday: Blackburn Rovers v Chelsea (Kick-off 4 .1 0 pm ) .T h e second of today's Premier League fixtures takes place at Ewood Park, where Mark Hughes’men face a stern test against the Blues. Hughes has recently signed a contract extension at Rovers until 2010, during which time he is hoping to see his side progress into one of the top teams in the league. A 0 -0 draw a t Stamford Bridge in September suggests they are already becoming one of the most feared outfits in the top flight. (Sky Sports 1 ,4.00pm)


■ J am e s May: My Sis te rs ’TopToys (B B C TW O , 7.0 0pm ) Presenter delves into the archives in a multi-layered investigation into his siblings' favourite toys.


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6.0 0 CBeebies 17255 7.0 0 CBBC 168138 10.00 How We Built Britain (R) (S) 16491 11.00 Who Do You Thin k You A re ? (R) (S) 36255


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12.00 Celebrity MasterChef (R) (S) 80965 12.30 Celebrity MasterChef (R) (S) 50043 1.00 FILM: Heaven Knows, M r Allison (1957) Wartime romance, starring Robert Mitchum. (S) 14007453 Heston Blumenthal's Perfect Christmas Dinner (R) (S) 598507 An Otter In th e Family (S) 703217 FILM: The Great Escape (1963) Unforgettable PoW drama, starring Steve McQueen, Richard Attenborough and Charles Bronson. (S) 48721304 James May: M y S isters'T o p To y s A celebration of toys through the decades. (S) 7912 Top G e a rT h e team visit Spain to test- drive the new BMW M3, Mercedes C63 AMG and Audi RS4. Plus, David Tennant is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. Last in series. (S) 9120 Richard Hammond Meets Evel Knievel The Top Gear presenter realises a childhood ambition when he comes face to face with the American motorcycle stunt legend Evel Knievel, whose daredevil feats made him a household name in the 1970s. (S) 6 6 5 6


10.00 Have I Got Old News fo r You Guest presenter Jeremy Clarkson hosts the satirical current affairs quiz, with guest panellists Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Michael McIntyre. (R) (S) 6 7 694


10.30 Match of the Day 2 Adrian Chiles reviews the day’s Premier League action, including Manchester United v Everton at Old Trafford and Blackburn Rovers v Chelsea at Ewood Park. (S) 94526


11.30 FILM: Viva Knievel! (1977) Motorcycling adventure, starring the late Evel Knievel. (S) 196830


1.15 TOTP2 Christmas Special (S) 384076 2.55 BBC News 2 4 (S) 724663 4 .5 0 Close


■ H e ar tb eat ( itv 1 ,8 .0 0 pm ) Then tragody strikes when a conflict between an angry father and stepfather turns to violence— with one of the Aidensfi- eld bobbies caught in the crossfire.


1 itv i ; 5.55 ITV M o rning N ews (S) 9980994


6.00 GMTV: T h e Sunday Programme 16651 7.00 Mickey M o u s e C lu bhouse 9548304 7.20 Toonat t ik (S) 62707965 9.25 CITV 5428101


10.15 T h e C h am p io n sh ip (S) 432217 10.45 FILM: T h e G re a t St Trinian’sTrain Rob b ery (1966) Comedy, starring Frankie Howerd. (S) 51190421


12.30 ITV News; W e a th e r (S) 29203781 12.35 Regional Programme


12.40 FILM: C u r ly S u e (1991) Comedy, starring James Belushi. (S) 99684385 2.30 R LM : Miracle on 34th Street (1994) Festive fantasy, starring Richard Attenborough. (S) 93197014


4.35 FILM: C atw om an (2004) Premiere. Comic-book adventure, staning Halle Berry. (S) 97237507


6.30 R egional Programme 6.45 ITV News; W eather (S) 686168


7.00 Emmerdale Gray’s plot to exact revenge on the King family continues as he sends their computers a virus, and Perdy's mind is elsewhere as she agrees to visit Matthew in prison. (S) 7675


7.30 Coronat ion Street Still reeling from the shock of discovering Ryan may not be her son, Michelle breaks down in Steve's arms. (S) 525


8.00 H e ar tb eat Tragedy strikes the village. (S) 3945


9.00 FILM: Vanity Fair (2004) Premiere. A woman from humble surroundings vows to become a success, and soon


manages to claw her way up the social ladder. Period comedy drama, starring Reese Witherspoon. (S) 39331255


11.35 ITV News; W e ath er (S) 906323 11.45 T h e Way W e Worshipped Christmas Past Retrospective of festive


celebrations recalled by guests including Terry Waite, Tom O'Connor, Kazia Pelka and Lynda Bellingham. (R) (S) 275410


12.50 Faith an d Music; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines 9077144


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■ S c rap h e ap C h a llen g e (4 ,6 .2 5 pm ) Robert Llewellyn presents from the Great Dorset Steam Fair as 16


teams showcase their'Welly Wangers’.


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12.15 T 4 : Mo b ileA ct U n s ig n ed :T h e Liv e R n a l (S) 504168


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I 1.55 FILM : T h e S p o n g eB o b S q u areP an ts | M o v ie (2004) Premiere. Animated adventure, with the voice of Tom Kenny. (S) 76491410


3.30 T 4 : T h e Sim p so n s (R ) (S ) 120 4 .0 0 T 4 :T h e Sim p so n s (R) (S) 255


4.30 FILM : S k y Captain an d th e W o rld o f Tom o r row (2004) Premiere. Sci-fi adventure, starring Jude Law and Gwyneth Paltrow. (S) 97236878


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compete to see wh o s e’W elly Wangeri can throw a Wellington boot the furthest 1 distance with the most accuracy. Last in I series. (S) 1326930


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8.00 FILM : T h e League o f E xtraordinary [ Gen t lem en (2003) Courageous hero Allan Quatermain teams up with a host of other famed characters — including Captain Nemo, the invisible Man, Tom Sawyer and Dr Jekyll — to put a stop to the nefarious Fantom’s evil plot to bring about a World War. (S) 5304


10.00 T h e Big Fat A n n iversary Qu iz Jimmy C arr hosts the entertainment quiz. (R) (S) 12729946


! 12.05 FILM: T h e King (2005) Premiere. Gripping drama. Gael Garcia Bernal and William Hurt star. (S) 833786


2.05 T h e C u rs e of th e Ice Mum m y The deaths that followed the discovery of ice mummy Oetzi. (R) (S) 6472927


3.0 5 A n im a l Addicts (R) (S) 3851540 4.05 E x trem e A rchaeology (R) {'5)5141892


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Milkshake! 63873781 FILM: M is t :T h e T a le o f a Sheepdog Puppy (2006) Live-action adventure, featuring the voices of Mel Giedroyc and Brian Blessed. (S) 52510526 Milkshake! 4127033 Hannah M o n tan a (S) 3472149 Hannah M o n tan a (S) 5598491 S t M a r t in- in- the-Fields (S) 7606120 FILM: Colum b o : M in d O ver Mayhem (1974) Detective drama, with Peter Falk. (S) 13349014


f ive news u p d a te (S) 49862859 Football Ita lian o Inter Milan v AC Milan (Kick-off 2.00pm) . (S ) 71086168 Killer W h ale A t ta c k Reconstruction of an actual event. (R ) (S) 54709859 FILM: Th e M u p p e t C hristm as Carol (1992) Spirited children’s comedy, with Michael Caine. (S ) 46758236 f ive news an d s p o r t (S) 2306052 R LM : Uptown G ir ls (2003) Premiere. Comedy, starring Brittany Murphy. 69237323


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FILM: M o n a L isa Sm ile (2003) Premiere. A conservative 1950s girls’ school receives an unconventional addition to its teaching staff in the form of free-spirited bohemian art historian Katherine Ann Watson (Julia Roberts). Simplistic but effective drama, also starring Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles and Maggie Gyllenhaal. (S ) 79827762 FILM: A d am S a n d le r ’s Eight Crazy Nights (2002) Premiere. A short- tempered loser gets one last chance to clean up his act — and a new friend is on hand to help. Utterly irredeemable adult animation, with the voice of Adam Sandler. (S) 8306762 Natural Born R a c e rs The antics of novice superbike racers battling to win a professional contract. (S) 9067724 NFL Live San Francisco 49ers v Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Kick-off 1.15am). 76288366 Motorsport M u n d ia l High-speed footage. 24787724 Ou t of Pract ice (R ) (S) 24543124 Out of Pra c t ic e (R ) (S) 17886182


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