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■ The story


of Light Entertainment


(BBC2,9.25pm) Stephen Fiy looks


at the role of Impressionists, recalling the fifties restrictions on


who could be impersonated.


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10.00 Saturday Kitchen (S) 1 1 .30 A Taste of My Life (S) 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 1Z10 Football Focus (S) 1.00 Grandstand: World Rowing Championships Rugby League: Challenge Cup Final Final Score BBC News; Regional News; Weather Edinburgh Military Tattoo 2006 Coverage of the 57th spectacular gala, set against the backdrop of Edinburgh Castle. (S) How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? Andrew Lloyd Webber continues his search for a leading lady to star in his new West End production of The Sound of Music. Eight contestants remain, performing in an attempt to impress the judges and win the viewers’ votes. Graham Norton presents. The resuits show can be seen at 9.25. (S) The National Lottery: In It to Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show in which five contestants compete to scoop a big prize — but one wrong answer could lose them their share of the foot, inciudes the ail-important Lotto, Dream Number and Thunderbail draws. (S) Casualty An overweight patient causes problems for Nathan when Harry learns a taist directive is to biame for her not getting treated, and quits his role as clinical director. Meanwhile, Nina defies her suspension to help at a dangerous call-out, and Kelsey gives Alice a makeover after learning of her crush on Guppy. Last in series. (S) How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? Graham Norton and Andrew Lloyd Webber announce the result of tonight’s vote, as the two contestants with the fewest votes sing again to earn the theatre impresario’s approval. (S) BBC News; Weather; (S) National Lottery Update


10.15 Match of the Day Highlights of today’s Premiership clashes on the second weekend of the season, including Watford v Manchester United, Wigan Athietic V Reading and Manchester City v Arsenai. (S)


11.35 RLM: New Jack City (1991) Two maverick cops set out to topple a drugs baron who has transfonneri an apartment block into a seemingly impregnable fortress. Action thriller, with Wesley Snipes and Ice-T; Weatherview


1.15 BBC News 24


6.00 CBeebies 7.00 CBBC 12.00 World Rowing Championships John Inverdale presents live coverage from Domey Lake in Eton. (S) Talking Movies (S) Coast (S) Star Trek (R) (S) Star-Trek; The Next Generation (R) (S) FILM: Around the World in 80 Days (1956) Lavish period adventure, starring David Niven, Noel Coward, Marlene Dietrich, Frank Sinatra, Buster Keaton and John Gielgud. (S) Flog It! Paul Martin visits Newport in South Wales, where he meets people eager to make money out of their antiques by selling them at auction. (R) BBC Proms 2006 John Sessions introduces a performance by the North German Radio Symphony Orchestra, conducted by Christoph von Dohnanyi, they perform Ravel’s Le Tombeau de Couperin, — dedicated to friends of the composer who had died in World War One — "Tchaikovsky’s Symphony No 4 in F minor and Stravinsky’s Violin Concerto, with soloist Gil Shaham. (S) Grumpy Old Holidays More irreverent opinions, this time focusing on adventurous holidays, as celebrities including Michael Winner and Jenny Eclair vent their anger at trips such as exotic cruises on a boat with 2,000 irritating tourists, and skiing trips that leave participants cold and bruised. Last in series. (R) (S) The Story of Light Entertainment Stephen Fry examines the role of impressionists in the genre, looking back to the 1950s, when the BBC Green Book restricted who could be impersonated. He recalls how Spitting Image sparked the art’s revival, and the recent successes oi Alistair McGowan, Jon Culshaw and Rory Bremner. Contributors include David Frost, Les Dennis and Avid Merrion. (S)


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11.00 Funny Women Celebration of the illustrious career of popular actress June Whitfield, focusing on her acclaimed work spanning five decades of British comedy. (R) (S)


11.30 Reading and Leeds Festival Music highlights, with Jo Whiley and Zane Lowe. Bands featured include Arctic Monkeys, Muse, Primal Scream and Ditty Pretty Things. (S)


1.00 Regional Programme 2.00 BBC Learning Zone (S)


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5.30 ITV Morning News (S) 6.00 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey!


7.20 Toonattik(S) 9.25 Saturday Cooks — Chef v Britain (R)


9.55 Saturday Cooks Live! (S) 11.30 FI: Turkish Grand Prix Qualifying Live coverage from Istanbul. (S)


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1.15 ITV News; Weather (S) 1.25 Regional Programme 1.30 Pulling Power (S) 2.00 The Cosby Mysteries (R) (S) 3.00 FILM: Dragnet (1987) Comedy thriller, stam'ng Dan Aykroyd and Tom Hanks.


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Grabbit the Rabbit (R) (S) The Hoobs (R) (S)


___ T4: T4 On the Beach (R) (S) 12.15 T4: Chancers 2006: The Auditions 12.40 T4: Charmed (R) (S) I .


The Hoobs (R) (Sj FIA GT Championship British GT Championship The Morning Line (S)


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4.55 The Planet’s Funniest Animals (S) 5.15 Regional Programme 5.30 n v News and Sport; Weather (S) 5.45 Prehistoric Park (S) 6.45 The X Factor (S) 7.50 The AIFStar Golf Sneak Preview Ant and Dec look ahead to tonight’s AIFStar


7.55 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates more home-video howlers, featuring racing disasters, mishaps on snow, accidents on the water and trouble in nappies. (S)


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8.25 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity Chris Tarrant invites pairs of famous faces to play the big-money quiz tor charity. Joan Collins and Percy Gibson raise funds for the Shooting Star Children’s Hospice, while Edwina Cume teams up with Derek Laud in aid of the NCH and Dogs Trust. (S)


9.25 The All'Star Cup New series. Ant and Dec present the live launch of the star- studded golf tournament. Twenty ■ European and American sporting legends and celebrities arrive at the Celtic Manor Resort in South Wales to meet their hosts. Colin Montgomerie is captaining the home team from the sidelines as they bid to retain the much- coveted prize. (S)


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Channel 4 Racing from Sandown Park, Newmarket and Chester (70. (S) HLM: The Towering Inferno (1974) Disaster epic, stam'ng Paul Newman and Steve McQueen. (S) Channel 4 News (S) Time Team: Big Royal Dig The second of four special programmes over the August Bank Holiday celebrating the Queen’s 80th birthday, in which the team excavate a portion of the grounds at the three main royal residences — Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle and Holyroocihouse Palace. Tony Fiobinson reports from across the three sites as the team’s experts try to find evidence of Edward Ill’s Round Table building at Windsor. Continues tomorrow. (S) RLM: Little Voice (1998) A painfully shy Scarborough girl with a talent for impersonating legendary vor:alists such as Shirley Bassey, Marilyn Monroe and Judy Garland, is spotted by a money- hungry promoter who instinctively realises her considerable money- • spinning potential. However, the shrinking violet proves reluctant to be drawn into the limelight. Acclaimed comedy drama, featuring a cast of great British actors including Jane Horrocks, Michael Caine, Brenda Blethyn — who received an Oscar nomination for her performance — Ewan McGregor and Jim


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10.25 Love Island: The Story So Far Feame Cotton and Patrick Kielty look back over the contestants’ last full week in Fiji, finding out whether romance has blossomed between any of the famous


10.55 ITV News; Weather (S) 11.10 FILM: Die Hard 2 (1990) Tough cop Bruce Willis single-handedly takes on terrorists who have seized control of an airport. Fantastic action thriller, with Bonnie Bedelia and William Sadler. (S)


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1.20 Quizmania 4.35 Trading Treasures (R) (S) 5.00 ITV Nightscreen


Broadbent. (S)


12.25 Ibiza Rocks 12.55 Road to V 1.15 Trocabrahma 4Play: Mystery Jets (R) (S) 4Play: Hey Negrita (S) HLM: Swingers (1996) Comedy, stamng Jon Favreau. (S) Fastlane (S) Wild Things Wildl(S) Countdown (R) (S)


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secret history of one of the world’s highest grossing pornographic films, which has left a multitude of stories involving murder and disappearances in its wake. (R) (S)


■ H ie X Factor (ITV1, 6.45pm) The talent contest auditions in Bristol, Manchester and Leeds, with celebrity judges Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne.


■ Time Team: Big Royal Dig (channel 4, 7.25pm) The second of four programmes in which the team excavate a portion of the grounds at the three main royal residences.


J NCIS (five,


7.25pm) A Navy captain is held hostage in his own office while his


. wife and blind daughter are


abducted. The kidnappers try to


extort a large sum of money from him.


6.00 Sunrise 6.55 Milkshake!


45 T4: Chancers 2006: The Auditions


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9.05 Shake! 12.00 A Dream Home Abroad (R) (S) 1 .00 World’s 20 Best (R) (S) FILM: Dynasty: The Reunion (1991) Drama, stam'ng Joan Collins. (S) FILM: Mighty Joe Young (1998) Family adventure, with Bill Paxton. (S) NCIS New series. A Navy captain is held hostage in his own office, while his wife and blind daughter are abducted. The kidnappers watch his every move and try to extort a large sum of money from him for his family’s release. The NCIS team are soon on the case, but need to identify the chief assailant before he loses his patience. (S) five news and sport (S) NCIS The mummified remains of a woman are found in a disused compound. Forensics are able to discern that the victim had been missing for several months and was wearing a wedding dress when she died. The team soon link the case to a murder in Florida, which they believe was committed by a serial killer. (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Part one of two. Brass and Sophia are involved in a shootout that leaves four people dead — including one cop. Witnesses claim the victims were unarmed and the police shot them in cold blood. Grissom’s team attempt to discover the truth while contending with a media circus and enraged local residents. (R) (S)


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9.25 9.00 20 Debbie Does Dallas Uncovered The


10.25 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The detectives arrest two students suspected of raping and murdering a cancer patient who grew marijuana in her apartment. The pair blame each other, so the prosecution team are faced with the dilemma of charging the older boy as an adult, despite evidence that he was not mentally capable of carrying out the crimes. Christopher Meloni stars. (S)


11.25 RLM: Silent Cry (2002) A new mother is devastated to hear of her newborn baby’s death but becomes convinced the child has actually been abducted. As she searches for answers, she is soon thrust into a dangerous underworld of gangsters and kidnappers, pursued by a sinister obsessive detective. Tense thriller, starring Emily Woof, Kevin Whately and Douglas Henshall. (S) Quiz Call Interactive game show. Wildlife SOS (R) (S)


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SKY MOVIES 1 12.00 Houseguest (1995) Comedy, stam’ng Sinbad and Phil Hartman.


2.00 Big Bully (1995) Comedy, stam'ng Rick Moranis. 3.40 UK Top 10 Rims currently on release. 4.00 Robots (2005) Animated adventure, with the voices of Ewan McGregor, Halle Berry, Robin Williams and Greg Kinnear. 5.45 Kicking and Screaming (2005) Comedy, with Will Ferrell. 7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 8.00 Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope (1977) George Lucas’s blockbusting sci-fi classic following the adventures of heroic farmboy Luke Sk^ alker as he sets out to rescue a beautiful princess from the dutches of evil Darth Vader. Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford and Carrie Rsher star. 10.10 The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Premiere. Comedy, starring Steve Carell, Catherine Keener and Paul Rudd. 12.10 r i l Sleep When I’m Dead (2004) Revenge thriller, starring Clive Owen, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers and Malcolm McDowell. 1.55 The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) See 10.10pm. 3.55 Try to Remember (2004) Drama, starring Gabrielte Anwar. 5.35 S i^ Movies News The latest from Hollywood.


SKY MOVIES 2 1120 Elvis: The Early Years Conclusion of the rock ‘n’ roll biopic.


1.05 Tom and Jerry: Blast Off to Mars (2005) Animated adventure, with


the voice of Billy West. 2 2 0 ‘Til There Was You (1997) Romantic comedy, starring Jeanne


Tripplehom. 4 2 0 Matilda (1996) Children’s comedy, starring Mara Wilson. 6 2 0 Elvis: The Early Years Conclusion of the rock *n' roll biopic. 8.00 The Interpreter (2004) A US federal agent investigates when a UN translator claims she’s stumbled upon a plot to assassinate an African head of state. Gripping political thriller, starring Nicole Kidman, Sean Penn, Catherine Keener and Hugo Speer. 10.15 The Manchurian Candidate (2004) Thriller, stamng Denzel Washington, Llev Schreiber, Meryl Streep and Jon Voight. 1220 Saw (2004) Taut horror, starring Cary Elwes.


2.20 Roommates (1995) Comedy drama, starring Peter Falk. 4.15 Volcano: Fire on the Mountain (1997) Adventure, stamng Dan Cortese, Cynthia Gibb, Brian Kerwin and Don Davis.


SKY ONE 12.00 Dinotopia 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Malcolm in the Middle 4.30 Malcolm In the Middle 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Futurama 6.00 The Simpsons. The town’s graveyard is moved. 6 2 0 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons. The family encounter Sideshow Bob In Italy. 8.00 Vroom Vroom. Ught- hearted motoring magazine. 9.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 10.00 Brainiac’s Test Tube Baby 11.00 Mark V\filliams’ Big Bangs 12.00 A Town Called Eureka 1.00 Road Wars 1.50 Big Ron Manager 2.40 Nip/Tuck 3.30 Uncut! Kirsty’s Home Videos 4 2 0 Uncut! Kirsty’s Home Videos


BBC THREE 7.00 Top Gear. The team test out their designs for amphibious vehicles on


a Staffordshire lake, and Life on Mars actor Philip Glenister is this week’s Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. 8.00 Reading and Leeds Festival. Coverage of the second day of the festival. 3.00 The Story of Pulp’s Common People. Documentary examining the origins of the indie band’s song about class differences during the 1990s. Featuring contributions from Jarvis Cocker, Sadie Frost and Vic Reeves. 4.00 Close


ITV2 9.25 Emmerdale 12.15 Coronation Street 2.40 Holiday Showdown 3.40


Mowes Now 3.50 High School Reunion 4.50 The New Adventures of Superman 5.50 The New Adventures of Superman 6.50 The New Adventures of Superman 7.50 The Xtra Factor. Behind the scenes of the Manchester auditions for talent show. 9.00 Jack Osbourne — Adrenaline Junkie 10.00 Test Drive My Girlfriend 1 0 2 5 The All*Star Cup. Kirsty Gallacher and Ben Shephard meet the golfers. 11.25 The X Factor 1225 The Xtra Factor 1.35 The Mint: ITV Play 3.30 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


11.00 Whatever You Want ZOO Christina Aguilera: T4 Special 2.30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5 2 0 Friends 6.00 Invasion. Sd-fi drama, stam'ng Eddie Cibrian. 7.00 Invasion. Russell discovers an Injured Air Force offi­ cer. 8.00 Friends. Monica makes a startling discovery. 8 2 0 Friends. Ross disagrees with Rachel’s choice of nanny. 9.00 The Comedians’ Comedian 1Z05 The IT Crowd 1Z35 The IT Crowd 1.05 Pom: A Family Business 1.45 V Festival: Live Highlights 3.15 The IT Crowd 3.40 The IT Crowd 4.05 Pom: A Family Business 4.35 Switched 4.55 Switched 5 2 0 Switched


SKY SPORTS 1 1Z00 Soccer Saturday 6.00 International Rugby Union 7.00 Live US Tour


Golf. The Bridgestone Invitational. Coverage of day three of the World Golf Championships event at the Rrestone Country Club In Ohio. 11.00 US Amateur Golf 1.00 Speedway 4.00 Cricket 5.30 Motor Sport


SKY SPORTS 2 10.30 Uve Cricket. ThThe C&G Trophy Rnal at Lord’s between


Lancashire Lightning and Sussex Sharks, where captains Mark Chilton and Chris Adams will be hoping to guide their teams to victory. 6.30 Sky Cricket Classic 7.00 Kiteboarding 7.30 Sports Unlimited 8 2 5 Football Rrst 10.15 Football Rrst 11.45 Football Rrst 1.15 Football Rrst 2.45 Football Rrst 4.15 Football Rrst 5.45 Sky Sports Classics


SKY SPORTS 3 1Z 00 VAA/E: Bottom Line 1.00 Friday Rght Night 3.00 VWVE: Smackdown


5.00 WWE: Bottom Line 6.00 Live Speedway. The Czech Republic Grand Prix. The Czech Republic Grand Prix. The eighth round of the season at the Marketa Stadiurn in Prague, where Tony Rickardsson edged out Bjame Pedersen to take last year's title. 9.00 Cricket 1 0 2 0 Rugby League 1Z 00 VyWE: Smackdown 2.00 WWE: U te Night — Bottom Une 3.00 Australian Rugby League 5.00 Adrenaline Hunters 5 2 0 Wild Spirits


THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE: A Guli War veteran struggles with nightmares and vows to get to the root of the probiem, convince something strange happened to him and his comrades — but it soon becomes clear that powerful, shadowy figures don’t want him probing too deeply. Jonathan Demme’s remake of the classic 1962 thriller, in which Denzel Washington heads the all-star cast, with Liev Schreiber, Meryl Streep and Jon Voight making up the support acts. (Sky Movies 2 ,10.15pm)


SKY MOVIES 1 10.00 star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope (1977) See 5.15pm.


12.10 Star Wars: The Characters of Star Wars Guide to the scMi saga’s most memorable heroes and villains. 12.45 National Treasure (2004) See 8.00pm. 3.00 Spider-Man 2 (2004) Comic-strip adventure, starring Tobey Maguire. 5.15 Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope (1977) Blockbusting sci-fi adventure, with Harrison Ford. 7.30 Star Wars: The Birth of the Lightsabre 8.00 National Treasure (2004) Action adventure, starring Nicolas Cage. 10.15 Batman Begins (2005) Dark comic-book adventure, starring Christian Bale. Michael Caine, Katie Holmes and Cillian Murphy. 1Z40 Out of Sight (1998) Crime caper, starring George Clooney. 2.45 Darkman 111: Die, Darkman, Die (1996) Action thriller, starring Arnold Vosloo, Jeff Fahey, Darianne Fluegel and Roxann Dawson. 4.20 Are We There Yet? (2004) Comedy, starring Ice Cube.


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SKY MOVIES 2 11.00 The Pacifier (2005) See 6.10pm. 1Z40 Christy: Return to Cutter Gap (2001) Drama, stamng Lauren Lee


Smith, Stewart Rnlay-McLennan and Diane Ladd. 2.20 The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) Family fun, with Martin Landau, Genevieve Bujold, Bebe Neuwirth and Rob Schneider. 4.M The Polar Express (2004) Premiere. Animated adventure, with the voice of Tom Hanks. 5.50 The Making of Sahara A look at the movie. 6.10 The Pacifier (2005) Family comedy, starring Vin Diesel. 8.00 Dark Water (2005) Premiere. Spine-tingling horror remake, starring Jennifer Connelly. 10.00 Flatliners (1990) Thriller, starring Julia Roberts. 1Z00 The Pentagon Papers (2003) Political drama, starring James Spader. 1.35 Grumpier Old Men (1995) Comedy sequel, starring Walter Matthau. 320 Secret Window (2004) Thriller, starring Johnny Depp. 5.00 Christy: Return to Cutter Gap (2001) See 12.40pm.


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in Ireland, Murphy receives a \risit from Chief Superintendent Wairen. James Nesbitt heads the cast. Continues tomorrow.


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Breakfast (S) 79671263 Match of the Day (R) (S) 7938195 News 24 Sunday (S) 98621 Heaven and Earth with Gloria Hunniford (S) 19224 Countryfile (S) 27008 BBC News (S) 3265466 ‘Alio ‘Alio! (R) (S) 9950263 Regional Programme Keeping Up Appearances (R) 21824 Diagnosis Murder (R) (S) 2456843 Cash in the Attic (R) (S) 108398 EaslEnders (R) (S) 69212553 As Time Goes By (R) (S) 1508440 Songs of Praise S) 476824 Last of the Summer Wine Barry and Glenda get a shock when a man they exchanged addresses with on holiday turns up on their doorstep. (R) 491485 My Family As the festive season arrives, Ben bemoans the fact that one day of Christmas is bad enough without having to endure the full 12. (R) (S) 808669 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 524244 The Chase Sarah spends an eventful evening fending off the affections of former lovers David and Adrian, while Rick pledges his love to Claire and finally asks Deborah for a divorce — to the amazement of them both. (S) 3824 Murphy’s Law New three-part series of the detective drama, with James Nesbitt. While on compassionate leave in Ireland to care for his sick mother, Muqihy receives a visit from Chief Superintendent Warren. He persuades the detective to come back to work undercover investigating a dmgs war in Leicester involving two ex-paramilitaries and the former head of a crime family. Continues tomorrow. (S) 3060 BBC News; Weather (S) 842089 Dawn French’s Girls Who Do Comedy The comedienne asks her peers about their on-stage personae, and poses the question of whether comedy really counts as a ’proper job’. Last in series. (S) 744089 FILM: Legends of the Fall (1994) A former cavalry officer’s three sons find their lives fatally entwined with an attractive woman. Good-looking period drama, starring Anthony Hopkins and Brad Pitt; (S) Weatherview 91044398 Sign Zone: Blizzard: Race to the Pole (R) (S) 48645 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) 17935 Sign Zone: Sorted (R) (S) 8826225 BBC News 24 (S) 76979225


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■ Equator (BBC2,9.00pm) New series. Author and broadcaster Simon Reeve travels around tho equator to learn more about the region. He begins by visiting countries in Africa.


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10.00 Match of the Day 2 Adrian Chiles reviews the day’s Premiership action, featuring Blackburn Rovers v Chelsea at Ewood Park and Aston Villa v Newcastle United at Villa Park. 713060


10.50 Turn Back Time Dara O'Briain is joined by Barry Humphries, who discusses the numerous times his alter ego Dame Edna Everage has caused offence, and watches news footage of himself in the 1960s. (R) (3)240553


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64209060 Golf 2059282 Racing from Goodwood 6676176 Show Jumping 26127331 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone An insight into the steeplejack’s passion tor steam-powered engines and machinery, which prompted him to spend a large part of his life studying their constroction and history. (R) (S) 976404 How I Met Your Mother Ted and Victoria break their vow of abstinence but are found out when Marshall and Lily make an unexpected return. (S) 413244 Home The interior design show focuses on the bedroom, including a history of why the room is now often seen as a sanctuary, and tips from Nina Campbell on how to make the bed. (R) (S) 2718 Journeys into the Ring of Fire: BBC Four on BBC Two lain Stewart concludes his lour of the Padlio Rim by exploring how Japan’s inhospitable mountain territory has shaped one of the most successful modem industrialised societies. (S) 1466 Equator New series. Author and broadcaster Simon Reeve travels around the equator to learn more about the region. He begins by visiting countries along the line in Africa, including Gabon — a producer ol oil that once had the world’s highest per capita consumption of champagne. (S) 1602


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SKY ONE 12.00 The 10th Kingdom I.OOTarzan 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star


Trek: Voyager 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons. Milhouse and his mother leave Springfield. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle 7.30 Malcolm in the Middle 8.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond join forces to wreak havoc in the laboratory. 9.00 Final Days of Planet Earth. Dark forces seem to be at work as a group of people meet at the mysterious Room 86.10.50 Christian O’Connell's Sunday Service. Chat show hosted by the award-winning DJ. 11.50 Cold Case 12.50 Deadwood 1.50 Battlestar Galactica 2.40 Uncut! Kirsty’s Home Videos 3.30 Uncut! Kirsty’s Home Videos 4.20 Tommy Lee’s Rockstan Supernova


BBC THREE 7.00 Doctor Who Confidential 7.15 Doctor Who. Part one of two. The


Doctor is trapped on a desolate planet. 8.00 Anlhea Tumen Perfect Housewife. The presenter turns her attention to a househusband and an artist who are in desperate need of domestic advice. 9.00 Reading and Leeds Festival 3.00 Blood on the Turntable. The series concludes with the story of the Stone Roses, one of the most influential British guitar bands in recent history who were ultimately tom apart by internal conflicts and com­ plex business deals. 4.00 Close


ITV2 11 00 The All'Star Cup 3.00 The Xtra Factor 4.10 The Planet’s Funniest


Animals 4.30 Coronation Street 7.00 The AirStar Cup. Kirsty Gallacher and Ben Shephard meet the team captains. 8.00 The X Factor 9.00 The Xtra Factor. Behind the scenes of the Manchester auditions for talent show. 10.10 Jack Osbourne — Adrenaline Junkie 11.10 The All'Star Cup 12.10 Coronation Street 12.40 Supernatural. A couple are killed after buying an antique painting. 1.40 The Mint; ITV Play 4.00 Playalong: ITV Play 6.00 Close


E4 11.00 Whatever You Want 2,00 Ibiza Rocks 2.30 Christina Aguilera: T4 Special 3.00 Wireless Festival 2006 4.00 Reunion 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Scrubs. JD struggles to find his way home. 6.30 The War at Home 7.00 One Tree Hill 8.00 Ghost Whisperer 9.00 Lost 10.00 Hollyoaks: In the City 11.00 Big Brother Winner’s Week 12.05 V Festival: Uve Highlights 1.40 Ghost Whisperer 2.25 Hollyoaks: In the City 3.25 One Tree Hill 4.05 Switched 4.25 Switched 4.50 Switched 5.10 Switched Up!


SKY SPORTS 1 11.00 Goals on Sunday 1.00 Live Football League. Sheffield Wednesday


V Leeds United (Kick-off 1.15pm). 3.30 Uve Super Sunday. Blackburn Rovers v Chelsea (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6 2 0 Super Sunday; The Last Word 7.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.30 Uve US Tour Golf 11.30 US Amateur Golf 1.30 World Sport 2.00 Spanish Football 4.00 Football League Review 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 J League Weekly


SKY SPORTS 2 10.30 Uve Australian Rugby League. A leading NRL game. 1220 World


Sport 1.00 US Tour Golf 5.00 US Amateur Golf 7.00 Football League Review 8.00 Clipper Around The World Yacht Race 8.30 Uve Motor Racing. The Indy Grand Prix of Somona. 11.00 Football Spedal 1220 Super Sunday: th e Last Word 1.00 Footoall League Review 2.00 Motor Racing 4.30 Clipper Around The World Yacht Race 5.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 Speedway 3.00 US Superblkes 5.00 WWE: Experience 6.00


Yachting 7.00 Australian Rugby League 9.00 WWE; Late Night — Afterbum 10.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling: Late Night 11.00 WWE: Heat 12.00 Clipper Around The World Yacht Race 12.30 Yachting 1.30 Moto Plus 2.00 Australian Rules Football 4.00 Yachting 5.00 Watersports World


year’s event comes to a close, Jo Whiley and Zane Lowe look back over some of the festival's musical highlights. Including perfomiances by Placebo, Hot Chip and Pearl Jam, Last in series. (S) 829485


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■ The All'Star Cup (ITVI, 3.00pm) Ant and Dec host coverage of the first day of the celebrity Europe v America golf tournament from Wales, where Chris Evans and Ross Kemp represent Europe.


■ Britain’s Top Dog (Channel 4, 5.50pm) Liza Taibuck pre­ sents, as the com­ petition reaches its final, with dogs Tara, Jessie, Rosie and Molly facing their tough­ est challenge yet.


■ A Dream Home Abroad (five, 1.40pm) George Clarke fol­ lows the progress of a couple from Northern Ireland as they attempt to renovate an 18th- century French stone cottage.


6.00 Milkshake! 8021398 9.00 Shake! 8616422 12.30 The Jesus Effect: Christianity’s Cultural Impact (R) (S) 8082534 five news update (S) 81431331 A Dream Home Abroad (R) (S) 3354195 FILM: The Big Sleep (1946) Private eye Philip Marlowe is .hired to protect a socialite from her own indiscretions, but doesn’t count on murder complicating matters. Classic thriller, with Humphrey Bogart, John Ridgely and Dorothy Malone. (S) 56804843 FILM: The Dancer (2000) A mute woman builds a reputation as a dancer, giving lessons to children, and winning contest after contest. However, she yearns to make it big on Broadway, so is thrilled to finally get an audition. But when the director learns she can’t speak, he refuses to hire her. Luckily, a besotted scientist thinks he can help her overcome her disability. Trite drama, starring Mia Frye, Garland Whitt and Rodney Eastman. (S) 42569331 five news and sport (S) 4684008 FILM: Simon Birch (1998) Unconvincing drama about a plucky 12-year-o!d suffering from a rare disorder. Convinced that he exists to serve a vital purpose, he finds destiny calling when his best friend’s mother is unexpectedly killed, and sets off on a mission to find the other boy’s missing father. Ian Michael Smith, Joseph Mazzello, Ashley Judd and Oliver Platt star, while Jim Carrey narrates the story; (S) five news at 9 92404466 FILM: Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) Mel Gibson and Danny Glover return in this brainless but nonetheless exhilarating action adventure as the mismatched cops, this lime tracking down a policeman-tumed-crimelord. Joe Pesci reprises his role as Leo Getz, the small-time crook whose attempts to help the duo only hinder them, with Rene Russo as a lough Internal Affairs investigator who provides the obligatory love interest. Includes news update at 9.55. (S) 33625027


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LIVE SUPER SUNDAY: Blackburn Rovers v Chelsea (Kick-off 4.00pm). Coverage of the Premiership match from Ewood Park, as the champions face their second away fixture in four days. Jose Mourinho’s Blues suffered a rare league defeat at the hands of Mark Hughes’s men last season, but are expected to avoid a repeat of that scenario, especially given Rovers’ problems in their first match against Portsmouth, of which they lost 3-0, and Chelsea won their opening encounter by the same score. (Sky Sports 1 ,3.30pm)


11.25 World’s Wildest Police Videos Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside, patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell. (R) (S)2371282


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