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, n1.35 Oklahoma! (1999) Musical, stam'ng Maureen bpman. - . 4.35 FemGully: The U s t Rainforest (1992) Ecological animaled ariven-'- lure, with Ihe voice of Robin Williams. .-


’ - ' - .- : Thing You Dol (1996) Cheenng comedy drama set in the - ' '


, 1960s, about a small-town beat combo who become overnight sensations , Wntten, directed by and co-stam'ng Tom Hanks. - - '


. ' 8.00 Beyond the Sea (2004) Biopio ol singer Bobby Darin, chronicling :: , his formabye years as he develops his love of music, and his subsequent -. ■ success, both as a rock V toller and a lounge singer. - " ■


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'' .10.20 Ella Enchanted (2004) See 5.35pm.


".,12.10 Arthur’s Quest (1998) Fantasy adventure, wilh Arye Gross ; • ' 1.45 Frozen Impact (2002) Disaster drama, starring Stacy Keach. ' ■ ' . 3.30 Sky. Movies News The latest from Hollywood. , '


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;",4.00.Tom and Jerry: B last Off to Mars (2005) Animaled adventure, with'" ’ the voice o l Billy West. • •


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; ' ; (2002) Black comedy, starring Robin Williams. ’ -


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.. Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Brainiac:-Science Abuse 9.00 Stargale : SG-1. The team travel to Camelot in an attempt to halt the Ori invasion.


■ Last in senes. 10.00 Staigate Atlantis 11.00 Batllestar Galactica 12.00 Australia’s Deadliest Destinations 1.05 Stargale SG-1 2.00 Britain’s '" ' Hardest 2.55 The X Files 3.50 Star Trek; Voyager 4.45 Star Trek- Voyager


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• J 10.00, T a xi (2004) A cabbie forms an unlikely alliance wilh a hapless cop •« :•* who’s hot on the trail o l bold bank robbers. Fast-paced Ihriller' slarrinq ' ’ - Queen Latrfah and Jimmy Fallon.’- 11.40 Elektra (2005) See 8 00pm '


;1.20 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) Honor remake, stem'ng ' - ' ' « Jessica Biel. -


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, catch up with the show’s freshly rejected candidate. 9.15 Rim- Platoon ' ' ' , (1986)..Oscar-winning Vietnam War drama, slam'ng Chariie Sheeri 'a's a'- ' ' ’ ; raw recruit thrown into the thick ol battle along the Cambodian border;, ’ , Wliem Dafoe and Tom Berenger also star. 11.10 Dog Borstal 12.10 ' ' ‘ .: Kick As s Miracles 12.40 Man Stroke Woman 1.05 The Story of I Will Survive 2.05 Neil Momssey’s Secret 3.05 Man Stroke Woman 3.35 Kick As s Miracles 4.05 Close '


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• autopsy. 7.35 The Pink Panther ITV Movie Special 8.05 Nanny 911 8 .5 5 ' ' ' : Movies Now 9.05 Rim: The Lost WOridr’jurassic Park (1997). Adventure' .sequel, stam'ng Jeff .Goldblum, Including Entertainment News Update.';*- - ,11.35 Test Drive My Girllnend 12.05 Rim: Dead End (2003); Premiere.' " Horror, starnng Ray Wise. Including entertainment news update. 1,50 DARE 3.35 Emmeidals 5.50 ITV2_Nightscreen 6.00 Close


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, the recent tour to Pakistan if they are to’ " . succeed. However, the host nation will be more; than determined to reign victorious and if Sachin


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- "1.05 Rnding J o h n Christmas (2003) Festive drama, stam'ng Peter Falk.- .; 2.45 The Snow Walker (2003) Survival adventure, stamng Bany Pepper., 4.35 Looney Tunes; Back in A ct ion (2004) Live acton and animated/ ;; ' comedy; stamng Brendan Fraser, Steve Martin and Timothy Dalton. .,-: ;,,


■; 6.10 The Beautician and the B eas t (1997) Romant'c comedy, stamng: I Fran Drescher, Patrick Malahide, Ian McNeice and Michael Lemer. : : ; ' 8.00 Garden State (2004) Premiere. A depressed actor heads back to his; : home town to attend his mother’s funeral— but unexpectedly gets a new, lease of life. Romantc comedy, slamng Zach Braff.


"10.00 Master and Commanden The Far Side o l the World (2003), . ' Lavish seafanng drama, stamng Russell Crowe and Chns Larkin..,-:;,/. ;.'-,;;:


/■ ■12.20 Th is Is My Father (1998) Romantic drama, stam'ng James Caan.-,;;, '-• 2.20 Lansky (1999) Cnme drama, starring Richard Diayfuss. * ^4J20 The Snow Walker (2003) See 2 45pm -


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£12.15 Jet t Jack son : The Movie (2001) Fantasy adventure, stamng Lee ' ■ -/ThompsonYoungandMichaellronsIde./ ' "


'• 5.50 Pink Panther: Making Of A preview ol the Steve Martin remake . 6.10 Elf (2003) Comedy, stam'ng Will Ferrell and James Caan.


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7.50 Commonwealth Games Swimming, - : ^ cycling, hockey and gymnastics. ■ 46784505 ‘


. 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 8148079 - 12.10 Football Focus The weekend’s top-flight fixtures. (S) 4132925


1.00 Six Nations Grandstand Introduced by ." -'John Inverdale and Craig Doyle. 1.05 ;■


- Rugby Build-Up. A look ahead to Italy V " . Scotland, Wales V France and England V


. : lreland.1.20LiveRugbyUnion:ltalyv - 'Scolland. (Kick-off 1.30pm). Coverage


. from the Stadio Flaminio as the Six . . Nations championship reaches its climax.


• Commentaiy by Andrew Cotter and Andy : . Nicol. Digital viewers can keep up to dale with the'lalest football scores by -


' accessing Score on the interaclive . :: service from 2.30pm. 3.20 Live Rugby :


. Union: Wales V France. (Kick-off . . 3.30pm). Times may vary. (S) 48937?0


7.30 BBC News; Regional News; Weather ■ (S) 672418


7.50 The National Lottery: Jet Set Eamonn ■ Holmes introduces the quiz in which hopeful contestants battle it out to win a


: .. round-the-world trip. (S) 220296- 8.25 Casualty A distraught Ellen is dealt a . double blow when she goes for her scan. ■ Tess worries that Sam IS feeling the : strain in his new job, and Selena prepares - to call it a day with Nathan. (S) 223418


' . 9.15 , New Tricks The squad have a new boss, who orders them to look into the unsolved ; : murder of a barrister found bound and


. gagged in his car 25 years ago. The case was a rare failure for a former chief ■ ... inspector, and his notes point to a very " clear suspect. As they uncover the late


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10.15 BBC News; Weather; (S) National . . Lottery Update 645050 - '■ ' ' . , ■


10.35 Match of the Day Highlights of today’s - ; . ■ Premiership clashes, including the ■ - -, •'London derby between Arsenal and ■ 1 ' Charlton Athletic at Highbury, and " . Bimiingham City against Tottenham .. ■ :HotspuratStAndrews.(S)6810316 1'


11.55 Commonwealth Games Hazel Irvine ’ introduces iive coverage from Melbourne,'


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. 11.55, followed by the opening rounds of the men’s and women’s 100m. Times ; may vary. 58398789


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•12.50 Commonwealth Games Gymnastics, ( boxing and weightlifting. 88540741' ■


3.30. Animal Park (R) (S) 12031 ■ * ' ^ 4.30 - Final Score Round-up of results. Digital; .


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6.45 Pianet Earth Animals that survive on the highest peaks on the planet, from gelada


’ : baboons in China to snow leopards ■ hunting in Pakistan. Narrated by David'


- Attenborough. (R)(S) 674079 . 7.45 , Games Today A look back at day three of .. the Commonwealth Games in Melbourne, including swimming and cycling finals, ‘ the women’s gymnastics individual all- ; ■ around final,- and the men’s and women’s


: triathlons. A total of 22 medals were decided,wilhEngland’sVictoria' Pendleton and Beth Tweddle hoping for a medai in their respective cycling and ' , gymnastics competitions. Plus, a look i ' , ahead to tonight’s athletics. (5)681654' ‘


9.15 , Winning Gold in 2012: A Horizon Speciai The team investigate the ' scientific approach to sporting victory, as demonstrated by the former East ■ Germany and latterly Australia, and meet the Bntish children who are already in .


training for the 2012 London Olympics;' There’s also an insight into what it takes ' to produce a successful modem • : ■ Olympian. (S) 322418 - - . . .


10.05 Commonwealth Games Hazel Irvine " introduces the start of men’s and women’s . marathons on the streets of Melbourne, ,


followed by the opening round of the . ■ ' men’s 100m, as the athletics gets under.' way. The African nations are expected to ’ dominate once again in the marathons,'-; -


;. but British athletes Debbie Mason, Kassa Tadessa, Liz Yelling and Dan Robinson ' will be hoping to impress. 590925’ . ■ ' . . 11.50 Never Mind the Buzzcocks Jonathan


...... / Ross guest hosts the comedy music • ' quiz, with Fiona Phillips,-Tom Fletcher, •'


: Alan Carr and Teddy Mitchell joining the. regular team captains; (R) (S) Weatherview 808339


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Toonattik (5)81650692 ■ Holly and Stephen’s Saturday : Showdown (S) 85586963 cd:uk(S)64895 ITV News; Weather (5) 80998166 . : Regional Programme ’ V for Vendetta: UK Premiere Special ■ (5)5771370 FI: Malaysian Grand Prix Qualifying, (5)27208499 Inspector Morse (R) (5) 66976079 Regional Programme : ITV News and 5port; Weather (5) ' 8128857 You’ve Been Framed! New series.


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• Wedding disasters and giddy grandparents. (5)570019 - . Harry Hill’s TV Burp Comic view of the week’s television. (5) 843499 Stars in Their Eyes Kids Live Final (5) 6834741 - ■


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'Tarrant hosts the big-prize quiz, inviting another line-up of contestants to have a , go at answering 15 questions that could . change their lives. (5) 244876 Stars in Their Eyes Kids Live Final: The Result Cat Deeley announces the results of the phone vote and reveals the winner of the 2006 singing contest. Plus, ( a chance to find out what became of last year’s victor. (5) 538876 All New It’ll Be Alright on the Night 20 Denis Norden presents more than 100 hilarious out-take clips from cutting room floors around the world, including bloopers from The Bill, Emmerdale,' Coronation Street, Life Begins, Wire in the Blood and William & Mary. Plus, '. singer Tom Jones gets tongue-tied -• and a reporter forgets the name of Sean ‘Didd/Combs. (5) 214925 Parkinson Screen siren Sharon Slone, ' star of forthcoming sequel Basic Instinct 2, talks to the king of chat about • maintaining a career among Hollywood’s elite leading ladies. Actress Bette Midler performs songs from her latest album The Peggy Lee Songbook, a collabo­ ration with Barry Manllow. (S) 223050 ITV News; Weather (S) 919215 .


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FILM: The Out-of-Towners (1999) Comedy, starring Steve Martin; (S) ITV ‘ News Headlines 611437' Quizmania Interactive game show; ITV News Headlines 34233155 ■ People’s Court (R) (S) 1289703 ITV Nighlscreen 60513 -


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6.10 The Hoobs (R) (S) 1585470 - ' ', 6.35 The Hoobs (R) (3) 5742499 7.00 French Football 23505 7.30 World Cup Skiing 33352 8.00, The Morning Line (S) 4645963 8.55 T4: Pure T4 6271692 9.25 T4: Friends (R) (5)3617741 . ’ 9.55 T4: Popworld (S) 4197234 10.45 T4: The Games: Live (R) 46230505 12.20 T4: Chantelle: Living the Dream (S) 7236302


12.50 T4: Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the •


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2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Lingfield Park . :andUttoxeterlncludingthe3.10. •


; beldirect Winter Derby (1 m 2f) from ’ . Lingfield Park. (S) 8470


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4.00 Countdown (5)6132741 4.50 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (R) (3)5212166


5.55 Supernanny US (S) 231741 6.45 Channel 4 News (S) 234215 7.15 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts :. the game show in which contestants try


to guess the contents of mystery boxes. (S) 659760' '


8.15 Bremner, Bird & Fortune Political satire with Rory Bremner, John Bird and John Fortune. (S) 926944 '


9.15 The Games: Live Jamie Theakston ■ and KirstyGallacher present another ' , round of the show, asthe women prepare to compete in the hurdles, while the men take part in their


' - weightlifting challenge. (S) 922128


10.15 FILM: 28 Days Later (2002) Premiere. A motorcycle courier wakes from a coma to discover the streets of London virtually '


. deserted— and soon learns the UK has , been struck by a terrifying experimental


virus which sends sufferers into a ' ■ homicidal rage. Danny Boyle’s gory


■ horror with Cillian Murphy. (S) 50469012


12.25 4Music: Album Chart Show 4552616 1.00 4Music: 4Music Presents: David Gray (B) (3)5539884 ;


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Fast-paced thniler, starring Sean Connery. (S) 147567 ■


3.50 Munich: Mossad’s Revenge (R) (S)


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■ (five, 10.15pm).' ’ The team investi-", gate a possible link


- behveen the sui-: -. cideofanArgen-.' ij. ' tinian immigrant . and her husband,’/.. ; who has a history j-/. of violence.


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The Gadget Show (R) (S) 9007050 FILM: Bhowani Junction (1956) - Romantic drama, starring Ava Gardner ' 38768296


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fact-based drama, starring Tyne Daly . (S) 89617760


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: Animated adventure sequei about a heavenly hound who volunteers to go back to Earth and find the Angel Gabriel’s missing trumpet. With the voice of Chariie Sheen. (S) 78749876 Charmed (R) (S) 6809741 . FILM; Return of the Magnificent Seven (1966) One of the original team of . gunfighters is kidnapped, prompting his • former comrades to lake on new recruits and ride to.the rescue. Western sequel, with Yul Brynner. (S) 71288091


■ five news and sport The day’s headlines with Helen Fospero. (S) 8792760


CSI: NY Mao and Stella are called in when a poker host is murdered following the ejection of a player caught cheating during one of his games. Meanwhile, Danny and Hawkes begin an investigation into the mysterious death of a weather girl, and find an incriminating video tape at her office that could provide clues. Crime drama, starring Gary Sinise and Melina Kanakaredes. (S) 3273128 Law & Order: Criminal Intent The team investigate the suicide of an Argentinian immigrant which may be linked to her husband, who has a history of violent ' behaviour: 'They discover the woman - died in the same way as several pensioners in the home where she worked -r- and learn she also discovered their bodies. (S) 3297708 FiLM: House on Haunted Hill (1999)


- An eccentric tycoon challenges five ■ mismatched people to spend a night ' in a spooky mansion, promising them S1 million each if they stay the course. Glossy shocker, starring Geoffrey Rush.7305321 - Law & Order: Criminal intent ’ (R) (3)2063616


The FBI Files The work of the Bureau’s crime laboratory. (R) (S) 7664426 The Wright Stuff (R) (S) 71875635 The Wright Stuff (R) (S) 70697093 Wildlife SOS (R) 70170971 Animal Airport (R) 7972258


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7.50 Commonwealth Games Swimming, ■ 'cycling, badminton, boxing and- weightlifting.(S)30518722'


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2.00 Cash in the Attic (R) (S) 50432 3.00 EastEnders (S) 70086398


4.50 Lifeline Appeal on behalf of Sambuhj Aid in Africa. (S) 6269093'


5.00 Songs of Praise (3)4982819 5.35 Holiday 10 Best (S) 307426


6.15 Last of the Summer Wine (S) 789838 6.45 Antiques Roadshow in the last episode


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- look back at the best finds of the season, following what happened to some of the


: objects after the experts gave their valuations. (S) 172432


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8.00 Mayo The murder of ex-hippie Marion ■ Dove leads the team to suspect . members of her family, who hoped to inherit her successful glass factory.


. However, the reading of the will uncovers a new twist— the woman had a secret child, to whom she bequeathed e'verything. Crime drama, starnng . Alistair McGowan. (S) 6971


9.00 Planet Earth David Attenborough , presents a tour of the mightiest rivers in the world, from the freshwater seals of Siberia to the piranhas that patrol the . wetland downstream of Earth’s tallest waterfall. There’s also unique footage of the lightning-quick ambush of wildebeest by crocodiles in Africa, and macaque


-■ . monkeys swimming underwater to'catoh ' crabs in Indonesia- (S) 9635


10.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 432161 10.15 Panorama The future of Iraq looks , increasingly uncertain as the oil-rich . south moves toward the repressive theocracy of Tehran in which women have few rights and assassination is


.. commonplace. Jane Corbin reports from the area, talking to British troops stationed in the city of Basra and witnessing the protests that followed the - al-Askari Mosque bombings. (S) 111364


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' action in Melbourne begins with athletics and swimming at 11.00, as the men’s decathlon gets under way on the .- track, and the men’s 50m freestyle and 1500m freestyle, along with the women’s 200m backstroke and 400m -


/ ■ freestyle heats, take place in the pool. - Times may vary. (S) 1492987


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12.30 Regional Programme 1.00 Commonwealth Games Table tennis, • lawn bowls, netball, squash and synchronised swimming. (S) 81441600


3.05 Miss Marple A body is found in a : couple’s library. (R) (S) 16307987


5.30 A Wild Spring Day (R) (S) 306797 6.10 Natural World Michael Portillo explores his Spanish heritage. (R) (S) 117345


7.00 Top of the Pops Featuring performances from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the Secret Machines and Girls Aloud. (S) 5345 ■


7.30 Games Today A review of the fourth day of the Commonwealth Games in


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Melbourne, featuring the first athletics heats at the MCG, including both the men’s and women’s 100m. The swim­ ming continued at the Melbourne Sports and Aquatic Centre, with England’s Rebecca Cooke looking to retain her 800m freestyle crown. (S) 71819


9.00 The Best of Top Gear In the final programme of the senes Jimmy Carr, one-time leader of the Stars in Reasonably Priced Cars lap board, goes on a behind-the-scenes tour of the


. show’s studio and test track. Plus, the team’s fastest drives and most bizarre . stunts of the season. (S) 7277 .


10.00 Petrolheads Neil Morrissey presents the comedy quiz show, as actor John , Thomson and Top of the Pops presenter Fearne Cotton join Richard Hammond and Chris Barne for more four-wheeled fun. The teams gamble on a giant game of conkers, played with an ice-cream van and a burger van 100ft above the ; . ground. (S) 87451 ■


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10.30 Match of the Day 2 Adrian Chiles reviews the day’s Premiership action, including the west London derby between Fulham and Chelsea at Craven Cottage. Plus, highlights of Newcastle . United V Liverpool. (S) 456074


11.20 American Dad! Hayley moves in with - her boyfriend. (R)(S) 739529


11.45 Family Guy Stewie plans a trip to '... England; (S) Weathen/iew703364


12.10 Sign Zone: Natural World (R) 2062681 1.00 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) 57933 2.00 BBC Learning Zone (S) 9671681


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SKY ONE 12.00 Undercover Magic 1.00 Enteqirise 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00; i, "■ Sta r Trek: Voyager 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 6.00


"The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons. A carnival worker moves in wrth the ■ Simpsons.-7.00 Malcolm in the Middle 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Dream h . -


"Team 9.00 24.:The terrorists target a shopping centre. 10.00 Rescue Me. ?' "A surprise visitor amves at the fire station. 11.00 Bones 12.00 Staigate S G -1 1.00 Naked in Blackpool 1.50 Britain’s Hardest 2.40 The X R e s 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager


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■•7.00 Anthea Turner Perfect Housewife 8.00 Honey We’re Killing the Kids f- : 9.00 Wedding Stories. Jackie and Andrew return. Last in series. 10.00 a "?> "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Louise meets her dad. 10.30 . Ideal. Cartoon Head organises' a stag nighL-11.00 The Real Hustle The :/-s / swindlers make a false compensation daim."l1.30 Kick As s Mirades ,—a / .‘Amazing physical and mental abilitres.-12.00 Honey We’re Killing the K id s ? '"A family.tiy a hew'daily ibutine.-12.55 Wedding Stories'Jackie'and


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2.05 A Time for Dancing (2000) Emotionardiama/slam'ng Shin Appleby.rf Cnsps Louise meets her dad. 2.25 Ideal,.Cartoon Head organises a stag a;: 4.00 Mannequin (1987) Fantasy comedy, stamng Andrew McCarthy.- rv,.,. night. 2.55 Anthea Turner Perfect Housewife 3.55 Close


, ^ '" - I T V 2 - ' j " , E4 .7.00 The Games: Uve from the Athletes’ Village 12.35 The Games: Uve


) 1.40 Popworid 2.25 Beauty and the Geek 3.30 The Games: Uve at th e ' Heats 4.30 Fnends 5.00 Fnends 5.30 Friends 6.00 The OC. The g r o u p " decide to help a friend in need. 7.00 Smallville: Superman the Early Years


: 8.00 ER; Abby stnrggles to dedde whether to keep her baby. 9.00 = .: Invasion 10.00 The Games: Inside Track 10.30 Despeiate Housewives :


"11.30 My Name Is Earl 11.55 Smallville: Superman the Early Years 12.50 ; ■ The OC 1.45 ER 2.40 My Name Is Earl 3.00 Beauty and the Geek 4.00 Popworld 4.45 Fool Around— With Mikey from Phixx ,


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5.30 ITV News (S) 65616 6.00 - FI: Malaysian Grand Prix The second. race of the season in Sepang.(S) :. 719797


9.00 GMTV: Toonattik 61548 ; - - '


11.00 .The Championship (S) 5180 11.30 Jonathan Dimbfeby including ITV News; Weather (S) 26906 :


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12.30 American idol (S) 45420548 2.10 Regional Programme 2.15 American idol The singer with the least votes is eliminated. (S) 976797


2.45 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) (S) ■ 393600


3.45 F I : Malaysian Grand Prix (R) (S) . 85673155


6.30 Regional Programme 6.45 ITV News; Weather (S) 614242 7.00 Emmerdale Dawn discovers Scott informed on her, and Katie’s mother arrives at the hospital. Noreen pulls out


. of the election after a scathing article is published in the local paper. (S) 9971


7.30 Coronation Street Matt angers Ashley even further by turning up at Josh’s


. birthday party. Mike fails to recognise Penny when she comes to look after him, and Maria asks Tyrone for money. 567


8.00 The Royal Mr Middleditch brings his reign to an end as he hands over the ledgers to the new administrator— having craftily secured the hospital’s future. Dr Ormerod’s plaster comes off, Mr Rose risks his own skin to save a . friend during a game of golf, and a trivial accident leads a family to make a major and heartbreaking discovery. (S) 4567


9.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Crime writer Ariadne Oliver is among the guests who meet Poirot at a bridge evening arranged by wealthy adventurer Shaitana, who sits out the first game — only to be found


- later stabbed through the heart. As nobody has left or entered the victim’s apartment during the night, the sleuths . combine their skills to discover which of the party is responsible. (S) 1426


11.00 ITV News; Weather (S) 444074 11.15 FI: Malaysian Grand Prix Highlights The second race of the season in Sepang. (S) 889703


12.20 Faith and Music Former chart star Terence Trent D’Arby; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines 5451778


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1.05 Quizmania 96888865 3.15 Fat Chance (R) (S) 40378020 . 3.40 Redcoats; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines 77813020


4.10 Boot Sale Treasure Hunt (R) 6565933 5.00 Regional Programme


6.15 The Hoobs (R) (S) 1488513 6.40 The Hoobs (R) (S) 5727180 7.05 Transworld Sport (S) 1565155 ■ 8.00 World Cup Skiing 4612635 8.55 T4: One Tree Hill (S) 1296797 - 9.45 T4: Hollyoaks (S) 14330987 12.30 T4: Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the - Islands (S) 7377600


1.45 T4: The OC The group decide to help a ; fnend in need. (S) 473890


2.45 T4: Friends (R) (S) 7685529


3.20 T4; The Games: Live (R) 8960819 4.25 T4: Friends Ross is hornfied to learn Rachel has a date. (R) 2630548


4.55 Scraphe’ap Challenge: The Scrappy Races (R)(S)5288109 '


6.00 TlmeTeam(S) 840161 6.55 Desperate Housewives George stalks Bree, despite her best efforts to ward him off. (R) (S) 356646


7.45 Channel 4 News (S) 803074 8.00 Invasion Russell visits Mariel and discovers that Underlay has taken the children on an unscheduled holiday without asking her permission. As he ■ leaves, he notices a stranger lurking in the shadows. Larkin becomes suspicious of her husband’s intentions towards his former wife. (S) 2109


9.00 The Games: Live Celebnties including Bernie Nolan, Javine, Jade Jones and Peter Duncan compete, as the women go head to head in track cycling and the men fight using lengthy bamboo swords in the programme’s first kendo tournament. Plus, the latest from the athletes’ village. Jamie Theakston and Kirsty Gallacher present. (S) 2345 -


10.00 FILM: The Hole (2001) Four school friends escape the tedium of a field trip by hiding in an underground bunker, only to realise they are inexplicably sealed in.


- As panic gnaws away at them, tensions , inevitably rise, and they desperately try to ■ work out how they can escape. : Claustrophobic but flawed thniler, hampered by some unconvincing plot twists. Thora Birch stars. 392345


11.55 Maty J Bilge featuring U2: Video . Exclusive A cover of U2’s hit One.


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12.00 Album Chart Show (R) 6058865 12.35 Showbiz Hissy Fits with Julian Clary (R)4446001


1.35 KOTV (3)6946440 ■


2.00 French Football 517310 3.50 The Jamie Kennedy Experiment : (R)24899488 ‘


4.15 Wild Things 8087952 5.00 Scrapheap Challenge (R) 7070099


6. 00. 6.10


■ Petrolheads (BBC2,10.00pm)


w Neil Mom'ssey pre-" I sents, as actor - •John Thomson and Top of the


- Pops presenter 5 Feame Cotton join ■


/Richa rd Hammond:; : -■ and Chris Barrie • : ■for more fun.


■ ■ The Royal


I' (ITV1,8.00pm) I -"i j Mr Rose attempts'/. .I; to save his friend’s ;


ifr life during a game?; /'.of golf,;and Mr; ,i/' Middleditch brings ?; ; his reign to an end 3 ; as he hands over ■? the led g e rs to th e -S :i'-new adm inis tra to r ;;;


'■ Time Team ; - (Channel 4," "


- 6.00pm)' ■ The team visit


: Sussex to exca- :' vate what they -


'■believe to bea'-:-: Neolithic settle-a-.-/1


, ment. The site was ‘j;discovered more-"'.; " than 80 years ago. :-


B Everybody Hates Chris .


' ( f ive, 8.00pm) New comedy series about a teena ge ri •/'-growing up in New-j


.. . York. Chnsstnjg- ./ ’ gles to keep his sib-; lings in line at home and the school , : 'bully in check.


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6.00 Milkshake! 59800203 8.50 Shake! 98341426 12.25 Divine Designs (R) (S) 35303600 12.55 five news update (S) 78761258 1.05 FILM: Carry On Admiral (1957) Sea- bound farce. David Tomlinson stars. (S) 69470426 FILM: The Wrong Box (1966) Black comedy set in Victorian England, starring John Mills and Ralph Richardson as the last surviving heirs to an inhentance. (S) 65776971 ' . - ■


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FILM: Dennis the Menace Strikes Again (1998) The pint-sized terror ' • returns to wreak fresh havoc on his unsuspecting neighbours, helping grouchy Mr Wilson celebrate his birthday Annoying comedy sequel, starring Justin Cooper. (S) 78624513 ' five news and sport Headlines, with Priya Kaur-Jones. (S) 9788548 FILM: Daddy Day Care (2003) Premiere. Two unemployed executives decide to open a day care centre— but soon find looking after a horde of kids isn’t as easy as it looks. Chaotic comedy, with Eddie Murphy. (S) 48838221 Everybody Hates Chris New comedy series about a teenager , growing up in New York. Chris struggles to keep his siblings in


. 8.30 9.00


line at home and the school bully in check. Tyler Williams stars. (S) 5048068 Everybody Hates Chris Drew gets a tutor to help with his maths and Ch'ris soon develops a crush on her. Meanwhile at school, the headmaster sets up a bully exclusion zone that Greg . decides to exploit. (S) 5123703 FILM: Anger Management (2003) Premiere. An unassuming man is forced to attend an anger management course following an unpleasant incident on a plane— but he soon comes to the conclusion that his therapist is the crazy one, especially when the deranged doctor moves in with him. Frustrating comedy, starting Jack Nicholson. (3)78520567 -


11.05 Peter Kay: Live at the Top of the Tower Comedy routine recorded at • Blackpool Tower, with the acclaimed


funnyman taking on a variety of comical roles from his often bizarre childhood. - (R)4097074 / ' . -^ .


12.20 Winter X Games 2006 6486407 1.05 Ironman Triathlon (R) 4408730


1.45 NCAA College Basketball 7453681. 3.35 Motor Racing 1380865 4.30 Dutch Football (R) 1629778


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SKY SPORTS 1 11.00 Goals on Sunday 1.00 Uve Super Sunday. Newcastle United v - Uveipool (Kick-off 1.30pm).-3.30 Uve Super Sunday. Fulham v Chelsea'-'/ (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6.30 Super Sundayi The Last Word 7.00 Football League Review A round-up o l recent matches.' 8.00 Uve Spanish '"i Football. A La Uga match. 10.00 Football Special 11.30 Super Sunday: :■ '• K ? The Last Word 12.00 Football League Review 1.00 Spanish Football 2.30 -.'"i Close 4.15 Live Test Cncket India v England


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®8.00 Dodgeball: A Tree Underdog Story (2004) The stroggling owner of ; '- i i .2 5 Emmeidale 2.15 Rm ; The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997).f.> r-a nrn-down gym takes drastic action when a rival looks set to take over.-is* Adventure sequel,- stamng Jeff Gotdblum.' Induding Entertainment News.i#j LSIde-splitting comedy, starring Ben-Stiller and V i n c e , V a u g h n ; , C o r o n a t i o r i Street 7.00 American Idol.-The final 12 begin ■ 9.45 Resident Evil: A p o talyp se (2004) .The heroine of the first filnniS",/;^.j."(f,g|p


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f . lainment news update. 1 .M Play Sudoku 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Close . - for victory. 8.30 American Idol.The singer with the least votes "IS ,


: 12.00 Live Test Cncket. South Afnca v Australia. 3.30 Legends of Cricket 4.00 Legends of Cncket 4 J 0 Test Cricket 7.30 Live US Tour Golf. The Bay Hill Invitational. 11.00 Test Cncket 2.00 Close „


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;12.00'WWE; Heat 1.00W W E Wrestling: Saturday Night’s Main Event 3 .0 0 1? .European Tour Golf 5.00 WWE: Experience 6.00 WWE Wrestling: - . • ’ ' Saturday Night’s Main Event 8.00 Seamastor Sailing 8.30 Live NBA">»j®'*-a; ' Basketball. Live coverage of a tofi game from the NBA in North A m e r ic a .^ "11.00 WWE: U te Night —(Afteibum 1 20 0 WWE: U te Night - l Velocity 1.00 W W E Heat 2.00 European Tour Golf 4.00 Close -


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