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7.15 The Clinic. (2004) 8.50 Batteries Not Included. (1987)
lO.SSTuck Everlasting. (2002) 12.20 Pennsylvania Miner’s Story. (2002) 2.05 Bonus: A Very Long Engagement. (2004) 2.20 Children on Their Birthdays. (2002) 4.10 Batteries Not Included. (1987) 6.00 Tuck Everlasting. (2002) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 The Matrix Revolutions. (2003) 10.15 X- Men 2. (2003) 12.35 Below. (2002) 2.25 Kin. (1999) 4.00 Stand by Me. (1986) 5.35 The Sandy Bottom Orchestra. (2000)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.15 Sounder. (2003) 6.00 Ghost Cat. (2003) 9.40 My Father, the Hero. (1994) 11.20 What Girts Learn. (2001) 1.20 Dragnet. (1987) 3.05 Killer Bees. (2002) 4.45 Sounder. (2003) 6.25 My Father, the Hero. (1994) 8.00 Bonfire o f the Vanities. (1990) 10.10 Dragnet. (1987) 12.00 American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt. (1989) 1.30 National Security. (2003) 3.00 Touching Evil. (2003) 4.30 Killer Bees. (2002)
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6.00 The Lion Has Wings. (1940) 7.20 Love Me Tender. (1956) 8.55 The Ballad of Ca b le Hogue. (1970) 11.00 B u s Stop. (1956) 12.45 The Lion Has Wings. (1940) 2.05 BonusI World Cinema. (2003) 2.30 Love Me Tender. (1956) 4.10 The Ballad of Cable Hogue. (1970) 6.15 Bus Stop. (1956) 8.00 McCabe and Mrs Miller. (1971) 10.00 The Long Goodbye. (1973) 11.55 Foxy Brown. (1974) 1.30 They Came to Rob Las Vegas. (1968) 3.45 Marriage on the Rocks. (1965)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 7.00 Premier League Preview Show. 7.30 ATP Tennis. 8.00 Gillette World Sport. 8.30 Premier League Preview Show. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 6.00 Test Cricket. 8.30 Football First: Game of the Day. 10.15 Football First: Match Choice. 11.45 Football First: Match Choice. 1.15 Football First: Match Choice. 2.45 Football First: Match Choice. 4.15 Spanish Football. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.
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6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 7.30 ICC Cricket World. 8.00 Live Test Cricket. 4.00 Legends of Cricket. 4.30 Gillette World Sport. 5.00 Euro Tour Golf. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 2.00 US Tour Golf. 5.00 Cycling. 5.30 Gillette World Sport.
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6.00 Race World. 7.00 Tight Lines. 8.00 Friday Fight Night. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Max Power. 2.00 Moto +. 2.30 World Motor Sport. 5.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 7.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 8.00 World Motor Sport. 10.30 Moto +. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment; Late Night Smackdown. 1.00 WWE; Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 Cycling. 2.30 World Motor Sport. 5.00 Max Power.
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8.00 Live Cross-Country Skiing. 10.00 Live Cross-Country Skiing. 11.30 Rally. 12.00 Live Alpine Skiing World Cup. 1.00 Live Biathlon. 2.45 Grand Slam Tennis. 5.00 Live Bobsleigh. 6.00 Ski Jumping. 7.00 You Say We Play. 8.30 Fight Club. 10.00 Rally. 10.30 YOZ Xtreme. 11.00 British Eurosport Nows Report. 11.15 Grand Slam Tennis. 0.00 Live Grand Slam Tennis. 2.00 Live Grand Slam Tennis.
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6.00 Star Trek; Voyager. 7.00 Malo Korrigan. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Yu-Gt-Ohl. 8.30 Zoids. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 Mutant X. 12.00 Little Monsters. 1.00 Dream Team. 2.00 Star Trek; Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek; Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Battlestar Galactica. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.00 Stargate SG-1. 9.00 Stargate Atlantis. 10.00 Proof Positive. 11.00 Tripping the Rift. 11.30 Scare Tactics. 12.00 South Park. 12.30 South Park. 1.00 Uncut! Kirsty’s Home Videos. 1.55 Relic Hunter. 2.50 Little Monsters. 3.45 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.40 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.35 Zoids.
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6.00 Thomas and Sarah. 7.00 Doctor Who. 9.00 Steptoe and Son. 9.40 Steptoe and Son. 10.20 Steptoe and Son. 11.00 Steptoe and Son. 11.40 Steptoe and Son. 12.20 Steptoe and Son. 1.00 Steptoe and Son. 1.40 Steptoe and Son. 2.20 Steptoe and Son. 3.00 Steptoe and Son. 3.40 Steptoe and Son. 4.20 Steptoe and Son. 5.00 Steptoe and Son. 5.40 Steptoc and Son. 6.20 Steptoe and Son. 7.00 Steptoe and Son. 7.40 Steptoe and Son. 8.20 Steptoe and Son. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 10.55 The Royle Family. 11.35 The Royle Family. 12.10 Only Foots and Horses. 1.55 The Royle Family. 2.35 The Royle Family. 3.10 Birds of a Feather. 3.45 Charlie’s Angels. 4.50 Charlie's Angels.
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7.00 Liquid Assets: Kylie's Millions. 8.00 Fantasy Travel. 9.00 Speed. 10.50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.20 The Smoking Room. 11.50 Vic and Bob in Cattcrick. 12.20 Monkey Dust. 12.50 The Bachelor. 1.45 Liquid Assets; Kylie's Millions. 2.45 Fantasy Travel. 3.40 Two Pints of Laqer and a Packet of Crisps.
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6.00 Rmbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Makers. (R) (C) 7.00 Arthur. (R) (C) 7.25 Astro Boy. (R) (C) 7.45 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 8.10 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 8.35 New Scooby and Scrappy Show. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dom in da Bungalow. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Sat urday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (C) 1.00 Grandstand. (C) 1.05 Racing from Haydock and Uttoxeter. 2.30 Around the Grounds. 2.35 Rugby Union Build-Up. 2.45 Rugby Union. 4.30 Rnal Score. (C) 5.10 BBC News; Regional News; Weath er. (C) 5.30 Only Fools and Horses. (R) (C) 6.00 Weakest Link. Anne Robinson pre sents a special edition of the quick- fire general knowledge quiz in which celebrities from different backgrounds compete in a battle of the classes. (C)
6.50 Secrets of Magic. Nick Knowles introduces a team of magicians who perform incredible illusions all over the UK before revealing the secrets of how the magic was done. (C)
7.35 The National Lottery Je t Set. Eamonn Holmes presents a fast- moving quiz show, incorporating the National Lottery draw and featuring a prize of a luxury holiday. (C)
8.10 Casualty. Abs is forced to take dra matic action to get Ellen out of his life forever. Romance is blossoming for Bex, whilst Woody and Luke plot to improve other love lives. (C)
9.00 Sea of Souls. Drama series about a parapsychology unit trying to explain the seemingly inexplicable. A sinister psychic entertainer plans to heal a girl with a terminal illness. (C)
10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.20 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker with highlights of today’s eight Premiership matches, including Chelsea v Portsmouth, Man Utd v Aston Villa, Southampton v Liverpool and Crystal Palace v Wenham. (C)
11.50 FILM: Near Dark: (1987) Atmospher-; ic story of modem^ay vampires who roam rural America in search of prey. A farmhand falls in love with one of
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: ^ them and struggles to save them both ;; from a grisly fate. Starring Adrian Pasdar, Jenny Wright, Lance Henrik- sen. (C)
■i.25 A Question of Sport. Sue Barker asks the questions in the popular sports quiz, with captains Ally McCoist and Matt Dawson. Guests are John Terry. (R) (C)
1.55 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) 2.25 Joins BBC News 24.
Sea Of Souls, BBC1,9.05pm
Sinister psychic entertain er John Wade attracts the investigative attentions of Craig, as he attempts to save a dying child with the power of the mind.
Intrigued by Wade’s theatre performance, Craig watch es with interest as the psy chic invites nine-year-old volunteer Chloe Williams on stage. Faltering in the presence of the pale young girl, Wade hears a voice in his head and abruptly cuts
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6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) 11.30 The Best. (R) (C) 12.00 Switch. (C) (Sign Lan guage) 12.30 Deaflympics 2005 Highlights. (C) (Sign Language) 12.45 Rim 2005 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) 1.15 FILM: The Island on Bird Street. (1997) Starring Patrick Bergin. (C) 2.55 Nero Wolfe Myster ies. (2001) (C) 4.25 Monk. (2002) (C) 5.10 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. (C) 6.00 Tsunami Relief Cardiff: Live. A spectacular line up of stars per form live at the Millennium Stadi um, Cardiff. (C)
7.00 What the Papers Say. With Zoe Williams. (C)
7.10 Abroad Again in Britain. Jonathan Meades visits Portsmouth dockyard. (C)
8.10 Horizon. Docudrama about how Einstein spent the last years of his life.(R) (C)
9.00 Holocaust: A Music Memorial Film from Auschwitz. Marking the 60th anniversary of the libera tion of Auschwitz-Birkenau. (C)
10.30 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz. (R) (C)
11.00 Tsunami Relief Cardiff: High lights. Highlights of the concert.
12.00 FILM: Rasputin. (1996) Drama ; ;
about the mad Russian monk. Stanring Alan Rickman. (C)
2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE
6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 7.20 Mio Mao. (R) 7.25 Milkshake!. 7.30 Peppa Pig. (R) 7.35 Monkey Makes. (R) 7.45 Noddy. (R) 8.00 The Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 8.30 The Save-Ums!. (R) 9.00 Beyblade. (T) 9.25 Duel Masters. 9.55 Xcalibur. (R) 10.25 The Best of No Girls Allowed. (T) 10.55 Her cules: the Legendary Journeys. (T) 11.55 The Chart. 12.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 2.30 Dawson’s Creek. (T) 3.30 FILM: TTie Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm. (1962) Starring Laurence Harvey. (T)
ITV 2
6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronalion Street Omnibus. 2.30 Holiday Showdown. 3.30 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 4.30 CD:UK. 5.30 Movios Now. 5.40 It’s Good to Be... Renee Zellweger. 6.10 Lisa Marie Presley... Love Chain. 6.40 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 7.10 ScroamI II You Want to Get Oil... Camp Diaries. 8.10 Celebrity Fit Club. 9.10 The Sixth Sense. 11.15 Jordan and Peter - Laid Bare. 12.15 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 1.15 Caught on Tapa. 2.10 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.30 Teleshopping. 5.30 ITV2 Nightscreen.
ITV3
5.00 Survival. 6.55 Survival. 8.00 The Royal. 9.05 Jeeves and Wooster. 10.10 Survival. 11.10 Forever Green. 12.15 Jeeves and Wooster. 1.20 The Big Country. 4.30 Forever Green. 5.40 Jeeves and Wooster. 6.55 Film File. 7.10 The Bill Omnibus. 9.10 Wycliffe. 10.15 ’The Commander. 11.40 The Commander. 1.10 Forever Green. 2.15 Teleshopping. 5.15 ITV3 Nightscreen.
6.00 Charmed. Paige reconjures Mr Right. 6.45 five news. (T) 7.00 Tsunami Relief Live. Concert to raise funds for victims of the tsunami disaster in Asia, to be held in the Mil lennium Stadium in Cardiff.
9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. Grissom fears that there is a serial killer on the loose. (R) (T)
9.55 Law and Order: Spe c ial Victims LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Jibba Jabba. 7.50 Busy Buses. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 The Forgotten Toys. 8.40 Junglies. 8.45 Titch. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 Nelly: The Rise and Rise CL 1.50 Little Women. 4.10 Charmed. 6.00 Oueer Eye for the Straight Guy. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 America’s Next Top Model. 9.00 Charmed. 10.00 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. 12.20 The Favor. 2.10 Celebrity Extra. 2.35 Happy Family. 3.00 The Cosby Show. 3.30 Talent. 3.55 The Antiques Ghost Show with Derek Acorah. 4.45 Mysterious Ways. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 1.00 Veritas: The Quest. 3.00 Veritas: The Quest. 5.00 Veritas; The Quest. 6.00 The Invisible Man. 8.00 Dark Angel. 9.00 Dark Angel. 10.00 Memoirs of an Invisible Man. 11.50 Emmanuelle In Space: A Lesson in Love. 1.40 Dark Angel. 2.40 Dark Angel. 3.40 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.10 Good vs Evil. 5.05 Millennium.
Midnight Run, Sky Cinema 1 ,10pm
The Matrix Revolution, Sky Movies 1 ,8pm Neo (Keanu Reeves) is trapped in limbo between reality and the Matrix, while Zion, the last human city, is attacked by hordes of machines. Meanwhile, Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne), TVinity (Car- rie-Anne Moss), and Seraph (Collin Chou) confront the ruthless Merovingian (Lambert Wilson) to secure Neos release. Eventually, Neo must face the increasingly powerful Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) in a last battle for the fate of humanity.
Jack Walsh (De Niro) is a cynical ex-cop turned bounty hunter who is offered $100,000 to bring Jonathan "the Duke" Mardukas (Grodin) to Justice. Jonathan is a sensitive accountant who embez zled from the mob, gave the money
Unit. Male escorts are assaulted and one is murdered. (T)
10.50 FILM: Boomerang. (1992) Romantic-: comedy about a womanising New York marketing man who meets his match in his new boss. Starring Eddie Murphy, Halle Berry. (T)
1.00 Law and Order. (R) (T) 1.55 FILM: Don’t Look behind You. (1999) Starring Patrick Duffy. (T) 3.25 Love Boat. (T) 4.15 Postcards. (R) (T) 4.20 The Invaders. (T) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (T)
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his show short. The next day, Craig meets up with Wade to observe some of his private psychic sessions.
CHANNEL 4
6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (T) 9.25 The Simple Life. (R) (T) 9.50 hit40uk. (R) 10.25 One Tree Hill. (T) 11.25 Friends. (R) (T) 11.55 Average Joe Hawaii. (T) 12.55 Celebrity Big Broth er - The Quiz. (T) 1.30 Friends. (R) (T) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing. (T) 3.55 FILM: Evil under the Sun. (1982) Starring Peter Ustinov, Jane Birkin, Colin Blakely. (T) 6.00 30 Minutes. Current affairs. (T) 6.30 C4 News;. (T) 7.00 Krakatoa. Drama-documentary recalling the volcanic eruption of Krakatoa. (T)
9.00 Celebrity Big Brother. (T) 10.00 Desperate Housewives. First episode of an American comedy series. (R) (T)
11.05 Desperate Housewives. Gabrielle tries to hide her affair with John the gardener but nearly gets caught out by her husband, Carlos, who arrives home early.
12.05 Desperate Housewives. The women decide to go ahead with the big dinner party the late Mary Alice had planned to host. Adul terous Gabrielle finds herself being blackmailed. (R) (T)
1.05 Celebrity Big Brother. 3.00 Trigger Happy USA. (R) (T) 3.25 Cocaine. (R) (T) 4.25 Private Lives of the Pharaohs. (R) (T) 5.15 Countdown. (R) (T)
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 CD:UK. 12.30 The Brits Are Coming. 1.00 ITV News; Weather. 1.05 Granada News and Weather. 1.10 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 1.20 FILM: Fiddler on the Roof. (1971) Starring Topol, Nornia Crane, Molly Picon. 4.40 Barbara. (R) 5.10 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast. News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report. New You’ve Been Framed. Harry Hill narrates the comedy clip show that pays out 250 pounds for view ers’ camcorder catastrophes. In this edition, wedding disasters, skater boy slip-ups and camping capers. Scream! If You Want To Get Off. Series pitting two teams againsi both each other and Nigel Marven in a succession of challenges, which this week involve being dragged at high speed over rough ground. Stars In Their Eyes. Tonight’s five contestants masquerade respec- tively as Justin Hawkins, Lulu, Bryan Adams, Christina Aguilera and Emma Bunton. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the award-win ning quiz show in which contes tants can double their cash prize with each correct answer and win up to a million pounds. Ultimate Force. Henno comes face to face with Al Qaeda when terrorists seize the Italian Con sulate in London, threatening to detonate a truck packed with explosives.
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10.40 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
10.55 FILM: Red Heat. (1988) Violent action thriller in which a Soviel detective arrives in Chicago to
> '. tearh up with an American cop in ;
the hunt far a Russian drug dealer who killed both their partners.
1Z5Q FILM: Madigan. (1988) Sharp, atmospheric, police action drama about two first-rate cops who are determined to recapture a wanted
2.40 3.35 4.00
: murderer they have unwittingly let slip from their grasp. Starring Richard Widmark, Henry Fonda, Inger Stevens. CD:UK. Music chart show pre sented by Cat Deeley, featuring the latest videos and live acts in the studio. Entertainment Now! The latest showbiz news, with reports on movies, music and celebrity gos sip. (R) Dare to Believe. Show consisting of a surprising cocktail of bizarre comedy and philosophy. With Dave MacCreedy, Amanda Abbington, Chris England, Paul Simpkin, Tim Scott, Patrick Allen and others. (R)
4.25 Cybernet. (R) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 i fv Early Morning News.
BBC1
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.10 Match of the Day. (R) (C) 9.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.30 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.30 Country- file. (C) 12.30 The Politics Show. 1.30 BBC
News. (C) 1.45 EastEnders. Zoe’s life takes a dan gerous turn after she takes a preg nancy test. Dennis makes a shocking discovery. Patrick tries to uncover more about his son’s disappearance.
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(R)(C) FILM: Diagnosis of Murder. (1991) A feature-length adventure for the sleuthing medic, D r Mark Sloan. When a friend is framed for murder, DrSloan tries to clear his name, while keeping his nose dean at work. Star ring Dick Van Dyke, Bill Bixby, Mari-
ette Hartley. (C) Songs of Praise. In the week of National Holocaust Memorial Day, Aled Jones presents a programme commemorating the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz. (C) Superstars. Johnny Vaughan and Suzi Perry are in La Manga, Spain as top sporting stars battle for the title Superstars Champion 2004. (C) Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team visit HMS Victory in a special edition marking the 200th anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar.
(C) News; Regional News; Weather. (C)
Down to Earth. Drama series follow ing a family adjusting to rural life. Tony’s determined to turn Silverdale into a lucrative paintballing business.
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(C) Sea of Souls. Drama series about a
parapsychology unit. Craig begins to dig into Wade’s past and discovers a dark secret that could prove that Chloe is in danger. (C) News; Weather. (C) FILM: The American: President:; (1995) Charming comedy about a widowed president who attempts to juggle his romantic life: with his politi cal commitments;-Starring Michael Douglas, Annette Bening; Martin; Sheen. (C) • ' „ ,
12.05 FILM: Simply Irresistible. (1999) Romantic comedy about a young : chef whose mystical culinary abilities attract the attentions of a budding; restaurateur. Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sean Patrick Flanery, Patricia Clarkson. (C)
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Cocaine, Channel 4 ,8pm
What could be a more dan gerous job than trying to bring law and order to Colombia? Thirty years of illegal drug money have made Colombia virtually ungovernable. The very institutions of the state have been corrupted. An Honest Citizen follows Maria Cristina Chirolla, head of the Attorney Gen eral's anti-money launder ing office, as she struggles to fight the extraordinary reach of drug money in this
ITV1
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Pet Alien. (R) 9.35 Art Attack. (R) 10.00 UP2U. (R) 10.30 The Championship. 11.15 My Favourite Hymns. 12.15 Sunday Supplement. 12.45 Jonathan Dimbleby including Lunchtime News and Weather. 1.40 Granada News and Weather. 1.45 Planet’s Funniest Ani mals. 1.55 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. 2.55 Hardware. (R) 3.25 World Rally Championship. 4.25 FILM: Grey Owl. (1999) Drama setin 1930s Canada; The story of Archie 'Grey Owl-Belaney, a fur
country. The programme also meets the head of the paramili taries, Salvatore Mancuso, with his army of hundreds of well-armed soldiers.
CHANNEL 4
6.00 Rmbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Mak ers. (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 What’s New Scooby Doo? (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 Sunday Style. (C) 12.00 Ken Horn’s Hot Wok. (R) (C) 12.30 Congo. (R) (C) 1.20 Sunday Grandstand. (C) 1.25 Sport +. 1.50 Tennis: Australian Open. 4.10 Wheelchair Curling. 4.15 Ski Sunday. 5.15 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave 'Em. (R) (C) 5.45 Wild Tales: Wind in the Willows. (C) 5.55 Big Cat Diary: Family Histories. Saba Douglas-Hamilton follows the life of Bella the leopard. (C)
6.25 Natural World. Documentary about Echo, a female elephant.
7.15 Time Commanders. (2003) Mili tary strategy game. (C)
8.00 The Best of Top Gear. (2004) A look back at some of the best bits of the last series. (C)
9.00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz hosted by Mark Lamam (C)
9.30 My Life in Film. Friendship is put to the test. (C)
10.00 Outlaws. Gulliver’s good inten tions go awry. (C)
10.30 Match of the Day 2. With Adrian Chiles. (C)
11.15 Arrested Development Comedy. 11.40 FILM: The Hustler. (1961) Clas sic drama. Stam’ng Paul Newman,
2.00 BBC Learning Zone. (C) FIVE
jjB.OO Franklin. 6.25 Bagpuss. (R) 6.40 The jClangers. (R) 6.50 Roobarb. (R) 6.55 Bear in
'i,the House. (R) (T) 7.20 Milkshake! 7.25 Peppa f,Pig. (R) 7.30 Monkey Makes. (R) 7.45 Noddy. |(R) 8.00 The Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 8.30 The |Save-Ums!. (R) 9.00 Insect Antics. (R) 9.05 |Aliens among Us. (R) 9.10 Ice Cream |Machine. (R) (T) 9.25 George Shrinks. (R) :i9.55 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) (T) 10.30 kCombat Club. (R) (T) 11.00 Snobs. (R).(T)
’ tl1.35 Make It Big. (R) (T) 12.05 Braceface. (R) j12.35 Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.10 news. (T)
1.15 The Chart. (R) 1.45 FILM: The Hunters. (1958) Starring Robert Mitchum. (T) 3.50 FILM: Cahill: US Marshal. (1973) Starring John Wayne. (T) 5.45 news. (T) 6.05 :: FILM: Angels in the Outfield. (1994) Warm-hearted tale about a hopeless
?: baseball team. Starring Danny Glover,: Tony Danza, Christopher Utyd. (T)
8.00 So You Think You CanTeach. First in a three-part series in which a trio of celebrities tackle the world of teach ing.
9.00 FILM: The Negotlator.:(1998);Taut; thriller in which a hostage negotiator is framed for a murder. Stanring Samuel L Jackson, Kevin Spacey.(T)
11.40 World’s Wildest Police Videos. Doc umentary. (T)
12.45 Natural Born Racers. 1.10 NCAA Col lege Basketball. 2.40 2004 Winter X Games. (R) 3.30 Ironman Triathlon Idaho. (R) 4.20 Por tuguese Football. (R)
LIVING TV
to charity, and jumped bail. Jack begins what he believes will be a relatively standard trip with his prisoner from New York to Los Angeles until he l^rns that Jonathan owes 15 million dollars to mobster Jimmy Serrano (Dennis Farina), who has put a hit out on the accountant.
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6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Jibba Jabba. 730 Busy Buses. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Forgotten Toys. 8.40 Jungties. 8.45 Titch. 835 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 10.30 Celebrity Extra. 11,00 Joan of Arcadia. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 America’s Next Model. 2.00 The Golden Globes. 4.00 Will and Grace. 5.00 My Wfe and Kids. 5.30 Jesse. 6.00 That 70s Show. 630 Charmed. 730 Body Work. 8.00 The Restaurant. 9.00 Dead Famous. 10.00 CSI. 12.00 Ghost Stories. 12,50 Diviaon. 1.45 Crime and Punishment. 2.35 Celebrity Extra. 2,40 The Cosby Show. 3.05 Three Sisters. 330 Talent. 335 Antiques Ghost Show with Derek Acorah. 4.45 Mysterious Ways. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCi-Fi
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre, 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 1.00 Destination Earth. 2.00 The Invisible Man. 4.00 Memoirs of an Invisible Man. 6.00 Andromeda. 7.00 Investigations of the Unexplained. 8.00 The Last Train, 9.00 The Last Train. 10.00 The Mummy. 12.20 Tracker. 2.20 The Mummy. 4.40 Ray Bradbury. 5.10 Millennium.
6.00 Fourways Farm. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 French Football. 7.30 Skiing World Cup Report. 7.55 Skiing World Cup. 8.55 Switched. (T) 9.25 Pop- world. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Sign Language) 1.00 Celebrity Big Brothers Little Brother. (T) 2.05 Welcome to the OC. (T) 3.05 Smallville. (T) 4.05 Stargate SG-1. (T) 5.00 Time Team. 6.00 The Simpsons. (T) 6.30 Scrapheap Challenge: The Scrappy Races. The four teams race their scrap dragsters to the Yorkshire Dales. (T)
7.30 C4 News;. (T) 8.00 Cocaine. The final film in the series. (T)
9.00 Celebrity Big Brother-The Live Final. Davina McCall presents the final live programme of the series.
10.05 RLM: American Pie. (1999) Baur ’ cous comedy about a group of teenage boys who vow to lose their virginity before prom night. Starring Jason Biggs, Chris Klein.
11.55 Sex and the Suburbs -The Des perate Housewives P h e nomenon. Documentary special about the success of Desperate Housewives. (T)
12.30 The MasterCard Priceless Evening. (R) (T) 2.00 Northern Soul. (R) (T) 2.30 KOTV. 2.55 World Football. 3.25 French Football. 5.15 Countdown. (R) (T)
6.30 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
claimed to be Native American. Starring Pierce Brosnan, Annie.; Gallipeau, Vlasta Vrana.
6.45 News; Weather. The latest nation al and international news.
7.00 Emmerdale. Charity pounces on an unsuspecting King brother - but can she prove that Sadie set her up? Chloe gets comfortable with Tom. Turner regrets searching for Shelly.
7.30 Coronation Street. Shelley finally feels the full force of Charlie’s fury. The future looks bright tor Katy and Martin. Les ends up in the dog house - is it a case of mistaken identity?.
8.00 The Royal. Goodwin finds that a woman scorned is a formidable enemy - especially when she’s a patient. Samantha takes drastic action to erase the past - with trag ic consequences.
9.00 Midsomer Murders. Barnaby and Scott investigate a death in Mid somer Mere, where the villagers appear to be able to predict the future.
11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
11.15 The South Bank Show. Notorious 'Brit Art’ figurehead Tracey Emin talks to Meivyn Bragg about her controversial career and her recent solo show. (R)
12.15 Faith and Music. For the first time on British TV, Yusuf Islam - former ly known as hit singer-songwriter Cat Stevens - talks about his con version to Islam and why he gave up music. (R)
12.55 Trisha. More heartwarming and shocking true stories with Trisha Goddard and a studio audience.
1.50 Today with Des and Mel. Des O’Connor and Melanie Sykes host the daily entertainment and celebrity talk show in front of a live studio audience. (R)
: 2.35 - FILM: Appointment with Venus. (1952) World War II comedy in which The Ministry of Agriculture and the War Office join forces to rescue a prized cow from the Ger man-occupied Channel Islands. Starring David Niven, Glynis Johns, George Coulouris.
4.05 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
ITV 2
6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 It’s Good to Be... Renee Zellweger. 9.55 Scream! If You Want To Get Off. 10.55 American Idol. 12.45 American Idol. 1.35 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.25 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.50 Movies Now. 7.00 Celebrity UK Radio Aid. 8.00 American Idol. 9.50 American Idol. 10.40 Jordan and Peter - Laid Bare. 11.40 Coronation Street. 12.10 Celebrity UK Radio Aid. 1.10 The Frank Skinner Show. 2.00 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 2.25 Nick Rhodes’s Orange Playlist. 3.00 The John Walsh Show. 3.50 Teleshopping. 5.50 1TV2 Nightscreen.
ITV3
6.00 Survival. 6.55 Survival. 7.50 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 8.45 Barbara. 9.15 Outside Edge. 9.45 The Queen’s Story. 10.50 The Big Country. 1.55 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 3.05 Outside Edge. 3.35 Survival. 4.40 Survival. 5.45 The Royal. 6.45 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 7.50 The Queen’s Story, 9.00 Borderline. 10.55 PD James. 12.00 Borderline. 2.00 Teleshopping. 3.00 ITV3 Niqhtscreen. 3.05 Emmerdale Omnibus.
SKY MOVIES 1
7.20 Spooky House. (1999) 9.10 Rookie o l the Year. (1993) 11.10 Masters of the Universe. (1987) 1.00 The Great Elephant Escape. (1995) 2.40 Paradise Virus. (2003) 4.20 Rookie of the Year. (1993) 6.05 Masters of the Universe. (1987) 8.00 Catch Me If You Can. (2002) 10.25 Road to Perdition. (2002) 12.25 Auto Focus. (2002) 2.15 Hawks. (1988) 4.10 Pet Shop. (1994)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.15 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Ciaus. (2001) 8.00 Merlin: The Return. (2000) 9.35 The Master of Disguise. (2002) 11.10 Hot Shots! Part Deux. (1993) 12.40 I Was a Teenage Faust. (2001) 2.20 Merlin: The Return. (2000) 4.00 The Master ot Disguise. (2002) 5.35 US Top 10. 6.101116 Long Waik Home. (1990) 8.00 Whaie Rider. (2002) 9.45 Phone Booth. (2002)
II.IOTheTruth about Cats and Dogs. (1995) 12.50 Glengarry Glen Ross. (1992) 2.35 Cherish. (2002) 4.20 ! Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. (2001)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Sunnyside. (1919) 6.35 Kiss Me, Stupid. (1954) 8.45 Road to Bali. (1952) 10.25 Sunnyside. (1919) 11.00 Judgment at Nuremberg. (1961) 2.00 The Command. (1954) 3.45 Kis s Me, Stupid. (1964)
5.SS UK Top 10. (2004) 6.25 Road to Bali. (1952) 8.00 Charley Varrick. (1973) 10.00 Midnight Run. (1988) 12.10 Adam at Sam. (1970) 2.00The Boys in the Band. (1970) 4.051116 Command. (1954)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 7.30 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 9.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Football League. 3.00 Ford Super Sunday. 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word. 7.00 Football League Review. 8.00 Spanish Football. 10.30 Ford Super Sunday. 0.00 Football League Review, 1.00 Spanish Football. 3.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 6.30 Spanish Football. 8.00 Live Test Cricket. 4.00 Legends of Cricket. 4.30 International Cricket. 6.00 Test Cricket. 8.30 US Tour Golf. 11.30 Euro Tour Golf. 1.30 US Tour Golf. 4.30 Cycling. 5.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Tenpin Bowling. 7.00 US Tour Golf. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 11.00 Wild Spirits. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 1.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 2.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 3.00 Tenpin Bowling. 4.00 X-Sport. 4.30 Sports Adventure. 5.00 Watersports World. 6.00 Euro Tour Golf. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Velocity, 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 0.00 Cycling. 0.30 International Cricket. 2.00 Test Cricket. 4.30 Close.
EUROSPORT
8.00 Ski Jumping. 9.00 Uve Cross-Country Skiing. 10.45 Alpine Skiing. 11.00 Uve Alpine Skiing. 11.45 Ski Jumping. 12.45 Uve Biathlon, 1.30 Rally. 2.00 Grand Slam Tennis, 4.00 You Say We Play. 5.00 Live Bobsleigh. 6.00 Strongest Man. 7.00 Live Football: Serie A. 10.00 Rally. 10.30 Freestyle Motocross. 11.00 British Eurosport News Report. 11.15 Grand Slam Tennis. 0.00 Live Grand Slam Tennis. 2.00 Live Grand Slam Tennis.
SKY ONE
6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Malo Korrigan. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl, 8.30 Zoids. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 12.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 12.30 Sky Travel Shop. 1.00 Mutant X. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Oliver Beene. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 24 - Prequel. 9.10 Farscape: The Peacemaker Wars. 11.00 24. 11.55 24 - Prequel. 12.05 The World’s Most Dangerous Animals. 1.00 South Park. 1.25 South Park. 1.50 King of the Hill. 2.15 Family Guy. 2.40 Relic Hunter, 3.30 Star Trek; Voyager. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Star Trek: Voyager.
UKTV GOLD
6.00 Thomas and Sarah. 7.00 Doctor Who. 9.00 It Ain’t Half Hot. Mum. 9.40 It Ain't Half Hot. Mum. 10.20 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 11.00 ’Alio ‘AlloL 11.40 •Alio ‘Alio!. 12.20 ’Alio ‘Allol. 1.00 Dad’s Army. 1.40 Dad’s Army. 2.20 Dad’s Army. 3.00 it Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 3.40 It Ain’t Half Hot. Mum. 4.20 It Ain’t Half Hot. Mum. 5.00 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 5.40 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 6.20 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 7.00 Dad's Army. 7.40 Dad’s Army. 8.20 Dad's Army. 9.00 Taggart. 11.20 Jack Dee’s Happy Hour. 12.00 Jack Dee's Happy Hour. 12.40 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. 1.55 Taggart. 4.10 Birds of a Feather. 4.45 Birds of a Feather. 5.25 Neighbours.
BBC THREE
7.00 The Story of Bohemian Rhapsody. 8.00 Who Rules the Roost?. 9.00 The Bachelor. 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.30 Twisted Tales. 11.00 Uttle Britain. 11.30 Ideal. 12.00 Can’t Stop Partying. 12.55 Who Rules the Roost?. 1.55 The Bachelor. 2.50 Can’t Stop Partvina.
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