Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burnley 422331 (Classified) 24 Clitheroe Advertiser &Times, Thursday, June 9th, 2005 weekendpIustv vww.clitheroetoday.co.uk SATURDAY, JUNE IITH SKY MOVIES 1


6.25 Baby on Board. (1993) 8.00 Ed. (1996) 9.35 Dunston Checks In. (1996) 11.10 Dragnet (1987) 12.55 Ed. (1996) 2.35 Baby on Board. (1993) 4.10 Dragnet (1987) 5.55The Michael Jackson Slory; Man In the Mirror. (2004) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 Calendar Girls. (2003) 10.00 Shaun 01 The Dead. (2004) 11.45 Money Train. (1995) 1.40 Sidewalks ol New York. (2001) 3.40 Summer Catch. (2001) 5.30 Sky Movies News.


SKY MOVIES 2


6.50 Bugsy Malone. (1976) 8.35 The Ponder Heart. (2001) 10.20 Karl Racer. (2003) 12.00 Daddy Day Care. (2002) 1.35 Bugsy Malone. (1976) 3.10 The Ponder Heart. (2001) 4.50 Kart Racer. (2003) 6.25 Daddy Day Care. (2002) 8.00 Basic. (2003) 10.00 Two Weeks Notice. (2002) 11.45 Primal Fear. (1996) 2.00 They. (2002) 3.30 Consequence. (2003) 5.10 Kart Racer. (2003)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth. (1970) 8.00 The Alamo. (1960) 11.00 A Day’s Pleasure. (1919) 11.30 Rio Lobo. (1970) 1.30 When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth. (1970) 3.15 The Conqueror. (1956) 5.15 The Alamo. (I960) 8.00 Rio to b o . (1970) 10.00 Big Jake. (1971) 11.55, Death t in e . (1973) 1.30 Balse-Moi. (2000) 2.55 A Day’s Pleasure. (1919) 3.25 Chaplin Today; timellght. (2003) 4.00The Conqueror. (1956)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 tive Inlernational Rugby Union. 8.00 tive International Rugby Union. 11.00 Sailing; America’s Cup. 11.30 Gillette World Sport 12.00 tive Darts: UK Open. 10.00 International Rugby Union. 11.00 Speedway. 2.00 Super teague. 4.00 International Rugby Union. 5.00 Sailing: America’s Cup. 5.30 Giilelte World Sport.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Gillette World Sport 6.30 Australian Rules Football. 10.30 Australian Rugby teague. 12.30 Sailing: America’s Cup. 1.00 International Rugby Union. 2.00 tive Inlernational Rugby Union. 5.00 Inlernational Rugby Union. 6.00 Max Power. 7.00 Live Speedway. 10.00 NFL Europe. 0.30 Gillette World Sport 1.00 Molo +. 1.30 Live Motor Racing. 4.00 Max Power. 5.00 ICC Cricket World. 5.30 ATP


Tennis. SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Tenpin Bowling. 7.00 US Tour Golf. 9.00 Racing News.. 1 0 . 0 0 .World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Live Euro Tour Golf. 5.00 Motor Racing. 5.30 Sailing: America's Cup. 6.00 Live Super League. 8.30 Live Spanish Cup Football. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 1.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 Spanish Cup Football. 4.00 Watersports World. 5.00 Adventure Racing. 5.30 Wild Spirits.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Escape. 8.00 Beach Volleyball. 9.00 World Rally Championship. 10.00 Truck Sports. 10.30 Inside Superbikes. 10.45 MotoGP. 11.45 Live MotoGP. 12.15 Live MotoGP. 1.00 Live MotoGP. 2.00 Live ATP Tennis. 3.00 Football. 3.45 Live Football. 6.00 Live Women's Football. 10.00 MotoGP. 11.30 YOZ Mag. 0.00 Beach Volleyball. 1.15 All Sports: VIP Pass. 1.30 Rally Raid. 2.00 Close.


SKY ONE i !,'l’


6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Pokemon. 7.30 Stingray. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 9.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 12.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.00 America's Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 5.30 The Simpsons. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Brainiac: History Abuse. 9.00 The World's Greatest Sporting Legend. 10.00 Road Wars. 11.00 Mile High. 12.00 Is Harry on the Boat?. 1.00 South Park. 1.25 South Park. 1.50 Fear Factor. 2.40 Fear Factor. 3.30 Relic Hunter. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager.


UKTV GOLD ilh ,. i ' l l , I M- i! Ir'/i-.


6.05 Dangerfield. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 Last of the Summer Wine. 9.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 10.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 11.00 Last of the Summer Wine. 11.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 12.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 1.00 Last of the Summer Wine. 1.40 Last of the Summer Winp. 2.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 3.00 Last of the Summer Wine. 3.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 4.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 5.00 Last of the Summer Wine. 5.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 6.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine. 7.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 8.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 9.00 Dalzie! and Pascoe. 10.55 Men Behaving Badly. 11.35 Men Behaving Badly. 12.15 Jonathan Creek. 1.30 Shooting Stars. 2.05 Shooting Stars. 2.40 Men Behaving Badly. 3.15 Charlie's Angels. 4.15 Charlie's Angels. 5.15 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 5.25 Last of the Summer Wine.


BBC THREE


7.00 3 Non-Blondes. 7.15 Three's Outtakes. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.15 Farscape. 9.00


■ Ronin. 10.55 Doctor Who. 11.40 Doctor. Who Confidential. 12.10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet ■ of Crisps. 12.40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of .


•Crisps. 1.10 15 Storeys High. 1.40 Jacko: the Next Move. 2.40 Generation Jedi. 3.35 Body Hits..


: iLL: C 7 - f I* k’ / j V ' FIVE


6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Tickle, Patch and Friends. 7.20 Milkshakel. 7.25 Ebb and Flo. (R) 7.30 Peppa Pig. (R) 7.35 Make Way for Noddy. (R) 7.50 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) 8.25 Franklin. (R) 8.55 George Shrinks. (R) 9.30 Beyblade. (T) 10.00 Hercules; the Legendary Journeys. (R) (T) 10.55 Beast Wars. (R) (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.30 HLM: Challenger. (1990) Starring Karen Allen, Barry Bostwick, Brian Kerwin. (T) 4.20 FILM: Stay Tuned. (1992) Starring John Ritter, Pam Dawber, Jef­ frey Jones. (T) 5.55 Charmed. (R) (T)


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.30 Celebrity Rt Club. 3.30 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 4.30 Holiday


. Showdown. 5.35 Planet's Funniest Animals. 5.55 House of Horrors. 6.25 House of Horrors. 6.55 It's Good to Be... Justin Timberlake. 7.25 Holiday Airport • Palma. 8.25 Holiday Showdown. 9.25 Thelma and Louise. 12.00 Celebrity Love Island Live. 2.00 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.20 Teleshopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen..


, ITV3


6.00 Survival. 6.55 Rising Damp. 7.20 Rising Damp. 7.50 Up the Garden Path. 8.25 Up the Garden Path. 8.55 Survival. 9.55 Sur\rival. 11.05 The Royal. 12.05 Surgical Spirit. 12.35 Surgical Spirit. 1.05 Rising Damp. 1.35 Rising Damp. 2.0% Hornblov/er. 4.10 Up the Garden Path. 4.40 Up the Garden Path. 5.10 My Uncle Silas. 5.45 My Unde Silas. 6.15 Robin of . Sherwood. 7.20 Anna Lee. 9.25 Van der Valk. 11.30 A Woman's Guide to Adultery. 12.35 The Bill. 1.35 The Bill. 2.40 Teleshopping. 5.40 ITV3 Nightscreen.


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9.05 five news. (T) 9.25 ' CSI:NY. While Mao and Stella probe the, murder of a young woman, Danny and Akfen look into what seems to be a mor­ bid prank involving a homeless man. (T)


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Buzz and Poppy. 7.45 Elmo's World. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Junglles. 8.40 TItch. 8.50 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 Trolley, Dollies. 1.50 Survive the Savage Sea. 3 .40^ Charmed. 5.30 Celebrity Extra. 6.00 Queer Eye for.*^ the Straight Guy. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 America's Next Top Model. 9.00 Most Haunted: Top 5 Possessions. 12.00 Melrose Place. 12.55 . Extremities. 2.35 Celebrity Extra. 2.55 Three Sisters. 3.20 The Strip. 4.10 Wild Card. 5.00 The Cosby Show. 5.30 Home Shopping. ' ;


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 The Pretender. 12.00 Cloak and Dagger. 2.00 The Outer Umits. 4.00 Robot Wars. 6.00 The Pretender. 8.00 Invasion.: 9.40 The Making of ReGenesis. 10.00 Velocity Trap. 11.40 Emmanuelle in Space: Queen of the Galaxy. 1.30 Dark Angel. - 3.25 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 3.55 The Reckonings 4.10 The Pretender. .


I j : i j j. SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


Shaun of the Dead, Sky Movlea 1, 10pm


Shaun (Simon Pegg) is your below average thirtysomething who seems to have no real goal in life. Lacking any real ambition, he drives his long-suffering girlfriend Liz (Kate Ashfield) around the bend. He soon realises how much Liz means to him when the dead begin to walk the earth. Now it's a ■. race against time for Shaun to spring to the rescue not just of the girl he loves, but of his dear sweet Mum as well.


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BBC1


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (R) (C) 6.50 Boo!. (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.30 Dennis the Menace. (R) (C) 7.55 Watch My Chops. (R) (C) 8.15 The Mummy. (R) (C) 8.35 Fairly Odd Parents. (R) (C) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) 10.30 Trooping the Coiour. (C) 12.15 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.30 Keep­ ing Up Appearances. (R) (C) 1.00 Grand­ stand. (C) 1.05 McEnroe and Becker Inter­ view. (C) 1.20 Tennis from Queen's. (C) 5.20 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.40 Only Fools and Horses. Classic sit­ com. Rodney’s aspiration to be top o l , the pops is encouraged, promoted and totally dashed by Del Boy. (R) (C) •


6.10 Weakest Link. Anne Robinson pre­ sents the quick-lire general knowl­ edge quiz, featuring celebrity hair stylists. (C)


7.00 Doctor Who. The Doctor, Rose and Captain Jack have to fight for their lives on board the Game Station, but a more dangerous threat is lurking just out of sight. (C)


7.45 The National Lottery: Come and Have a Go. Julian Clary presents a


. fast-moving quiz show, incorporating the National Lottery draws and featur­ ing a possible top prize of 50,000 pounds. (C)


8.35 Casualty. Horrified by the discovery that Pete's raped before, Claire’s reaction puts Bex in danger. Josh's professionalism is tested when he's accused of causing a baby's death.


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1.30 Top o f the Pops. This week’s best­ selling singles, with live performances and pre-chart exclusives. 50 Cent, Rachel Stevens and Bobby Valentino are featured. (R) (C)


2.00 Joins BBC News 24. PICK OF THE DAY Conviction, BBC2,10.15pm


The net is closing in on Joe and Chrissie, the CID offij- cers who have killed their prime suspect in a moment of madness, in the last episode of this darkly humourous and pacy drama.


In a desperate attempt to throw his colleagues off the scent, Joe suggests that the killer could be one of the team - a police offi­ cer. Joe goes to retrieve Buliegh’s pocket from its


BBC2


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) 10.30 The Basil Brush Show. (R) ’(C) 10.55 What’s New Scooby-Doo? (R) (C) 11.15 The Story of Tracy Beaker. (R) (C) 11.35 CBBC Show Selecta. 12.00 See Hear. 12.45 The Sky at Night. (R) (C) 1.05 Talk­ ing Movies. (C) 1.30 The Garden with Dan Pearson. (R) (C) 2.00 Castle in the Coun­ try. (R) (C) 3.00 Monk. (2002) (C) 3.40 The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes. (R) (C) 4.30 Trooping the Colour: Highlights. 5.45 Match of the Day Live: Women’s Euro 2005. England's final group match against Sweden. (C) A Picture of Britain. David Dim- bleby sees how Britain’s country­ side has inspired its art. (R) (C) Soul Deep: The Story of Black Popular Music. This final part looks at contemporary R&B and its impact on the music industry. Conviction. The Magnolia Street police are closing in on Jason Buliegh’s killer. (C) ’


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CHANNEL 4


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (R) (T) 9.25 hit40uk. (R) 9.50 California Dreaming. (R) (T) 10.25 Big Brother. (R) 11.00 Big Brother. (R) 11.30. Friends. (R) (T) 12.00 The Simple Life 2: Road Trip. (R) (T) 12.25 PureT4.12.55 Fool Around... with Calum Best. (T) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing. (T) 4.00 Pioneer House. (T) 5.00 Pioneer House. (T) 6.00 ; U nreported World. Foreign affairs documentary series. (T)


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12.15 The Nokia Isle of Wight Festival. 1.20 Dr John on the Road. (T) 1.35 Big Brother Live. 4.30 Punk’d. (R) (T) 5.00 Countdown. (R) (T) 5.45 Greetings from Tucson. (T)


ITV1


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 cd:uk. 12.30 ITV News; Weather. 12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.45 Planet’s Funniest Ani­ mals. (R) 1.15 FILM: Destry Rides Again. (1939) Starring James Stewart, Marlene Dietrich, Charles Winninger. 2.55 Creature Comforts. (R) 3.10 Britain’s Best Back Gar­ dens. 3.40 FILM: Support Your Local Sher­ iff I. (1969) Starring James Garner, Joan Hackett, Walter Brennan. 5.25 Granada News and Weather. 5.40 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.


5.55 You’ve Been Framed. Harry Hill presents wedding disasters, skater boy slip-ups, camping capers, beautiful babies and giddy grand­ parents. Plus the party poopers who will make any bash go with a bang.(R)


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OiMi&iOssieDavis.’.OliveriBlatLj^^ 8!25 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. Chris Tarrant hosts the award-win­ ning quiz show in which contes­ tants can double their cash prize with each correct answer and win up to a million pounds.


9.25 Murder In Suburbia. Ash and Scribbs are called to the aftermath of a wedding at which the bride’s father has been electrocuted in a fish pond - did the bride do it?.


10.25 Celebrity Love Island. With rela­ tionships strained on the paradise island, tensions are set to rise even further as the contestants face more evictions this week! Can the celebrities keep their cool?.


11.15 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


11.30 F I : Canadian Grand Prix Quali­ fy in g . Jim Rosenthal presents coverage of the qualifying session of the Canadian Grand Prix from Montreal, with commentary by


. James Allen and Martin Brundle, and analysis by Tony Jardine.


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3.10 The Pitts . US sitcom about an accident-prone family. Bob and Liz


, ) join a square-dancing club which ' turns out to be the cover for a Satanic cult. (R)


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3.35 Wyclef Jean in Profile. (R) 4.00 Enter­ tainment Nowl. (R) 4.25 Cybernet. (R) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 Bear in the House. (R) (T) 6.30 The Save-Umsi. (R) 6.40 Franny’s Feet. (R) 6.55 Tickle, Patch and Friends. 7.25 Ebb and Flo. (R) 7.30 Peppa Pig. (R) 7.35 Noddy. (R) 7.50 Rolie Polie d ie . (R) 8.25 Franklin. (R) 8.50 George Shrinks. (R) 9.25 Secret of Eel Island. (T) 9.40 Aliens among Us. (R) 9.55 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) (T) 10.25 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R) (T) 10.55 Snobs. (R) (T) 11.30 A Different Life. (R) (T) 12.00 Rooted. (R) (T) 12.30 Tim Marlow’s Judgement Day. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T) 1.15


2.00 Joins BBC News 24. , BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 News 24 Sunday. (C) 10.00 The Heaven and Earlh Show. 11.00 The Super League Show. 11.30 Countryfile. (C) 12.05 The Politics Show. 1.10 Bargain Hunt. (R) (C) 1.40 Diagnosis Murder. (R) (C) 2.25 EastEnders. (R) (C) 4.20 Holiday 10 Best. (C) 5.00 Songs of Praise. Sally Magnusson travels to Barkingside in Essex, to the headquarters of a charity still bears the name of its founder 100 years after his death - Dr Thomas Barnar- do.(C) 20th Century Roadshow. Alan Titch- marsh and the team value collectibles from the 201h century, including a col­ lection of unmade Airfix models, a 1930’s Moustache mug and a 19S0’s Sodastream machine. (C) News; Regional News; Weather. (C) Star Portraits with Rolf Harris. Rolf Harris invites three accomplished artists to paint the portrait of comedi­ an Adrian Edmondson. The artists have just two weeks to create their portraits. (C) 55 Degrees North. Police drama series set in Newcastle. Tensions run high as Nicky clashes with Claire over a complex case and things start to heat up between Brookes and Bing. (C) The Vicar of Dibley. Ecclesiastical sitcom about the unconventional Rev Geraldine Granger. The committee agree that they should celebrate mil­ lennium year by erecting a statue on the green. (R) (C) A Picture of Britain. David Dimbleby sees how Britain’s countryside has inspired its art. He visits East Anglia - Constable country, a land ol mists, meadows, windmills and fenland. (C) News; Weather. (C)


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Whicker’s War, Channel 4, 8pm


Alan Whicker is a televi­ sion icon. The “citizen of the world” dominated the schedules across five decades with Whicker’s World. But life was differ­ ent before, as an 18-year- old army officer Whicker was appointed to run the Army Film and Photo Unit, as it followed the Allied advance through Italy, from Sicily to Venice, during the Second World War. From fighting on the front line to


BBC2


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (R) (C) 6.50 Bool (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 What’s New Scooby-Doo?. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.00 Sunday Past Times. (C) 11.30 Sunday Grandstand. (C) 11.35 Motorcycling: Isle of Man TT. (C) 12.35 Moto(3P; Catalunya. (C) 2.00 Tennis from Queen’s. (C) 5.10 Some Mothers Do 'Ave ’Em. (R) (C) 5.40 Natural World. (R) 6.30 BBC Cardiff Singer of the World Preview. Aled Jones previews a week of coverage from the world's premier singing competition. (C)


7.00 Don’t Panic, I’m Islamic. Docu­ mentary about what it means to be a British Muslim. (C)


8.00 Top Gear. James road tests the Murano, a new 4x4 from Nissan.


9.00 Tribe. Bruce Parry travels to the jungles of West Papua. (R) (C)


10.00 Mock the Week. Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and impro­ vised games. (C)


10.30 Barca - The Inside Story: Sto- ryville. Documentary following the fortunes of Barcelona Football Club over a year of crisis. (C)


12.00 Match o f the Day: Women’s Euro 2005 - Highlights. High­ lights from the decisive matches in Group B.(C)


12.40 FILM: Desperate. (1947) Starring Steve Brodie. (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone


FIVE


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8.30 Two and a Half Men. Sitcom. (T)


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11.30 World’s Wildest Police Videos. (R) 12.25 Wildboyz. (T) 12.50 US Major League Baseball Live. 4.05 Motorsport Mundial. (R) 4.30 FIFA Confederations Cup Final 2003. (R)


LIVING TV fiAtELLiTEPiCKrOFTHEPAY^ Identity, Sky Movies 2 ,10.50pm


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6.00 Home Stiopplng. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.3S Buzz and Poppy. 7.45 Elmo's World. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 dunglies. 8.40 Trtc)i. 8.50 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Fnends. 9.25 Hi*5.10.00 According to Jim.11.00 Body Specialists. 11.30 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Amenoa’s Next Top Model. 1.00 Queer Eye lor the Straight Guy. 3.00 Extrema Makeover. 4.00 Will and Grace. 5.00 The Swan. 9.00 Most Haunted. 12.00 Melrosa Place. 12.55 Christina Aguilera’s Greatest TV Moments. 1.45 Revealed. 2.30 Glrllnends. 2.55 Three Sisters. 3.20 The Strip. 4.10 Wild Card. 5.00 The Cosby Show. 5.30 Home Shopping.


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6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Farscape. 11.00 Farscape. 12.00 Ancient Prophecies. 1.00 Robot Wars. 2.00 Robot Wars. 3.00 Clean Slate. 5.00 Rrelly. 6.00 Andromeda. 7.00 Medical Investigation. 8.00 Haunted. 10.00 The First Power. 11.50 Push, Nevada. 12.50 Millennium. 1.50 Dead Ringers. 4.00 Farscape. 5.00 Farseape.


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6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. 10.15 Celebrity Wrestling. 11.15 Survival. (R) 12.15 Sunday Supplement. 12.45 Jonathan Dimbleby including Lunchtime News and Weather. 1.40 Granada News and Weather. 1.45 FILM; Sweet Charity. (1969) Starring Shirley MacLaine, John McMartin, Ricardo Mon- talban. 4.30 Granada News and Weather. 4.45 ITV Nev/s; Weather. 4.30 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


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CHANNEL 4


6.05 Party Animals. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Thunder Racing at the Rock. 7.30 British Superbikes. 8.00 The Cricket Show. (T) 8.30 Vee-TV. (T) (Sign Language) 9.00 Nokia Isle of Wight Festi­ val. 9.35 Popworld. (T) 10.30 Hollyoaks Qmnibus. (R) (T) (Signed) 1.00 California Dreaming. (T) 1.35 BBLB. (T) 2.35 The DC. (T) 3.35 Star Trek: Enterprise. (T)


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12.45 Big Brother Live. 3.45 The Chris Isaak Show. (T) 4.35 KQTV. (T) 5.00 Countdown. (R) (T)


4.45 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news.


5.00 FI: Canadian Grand Prix Live. Jim Rosenthal presents live cover­ age of round eight of the world championship - the Canadian Grand Prix from Montreal. Com­ mentary by James Allen and Mar­ tin Brundle.


7.50 Emmerdale Family Album. The arrival of the Tates in 1989 was heralded as Dallas with dung. Relive some ol the most gripping moments in the history of this pow­ erful and glamorous dynasty.


8.20 Coronation Street. Bev’s left out in.the cold as the walls continue to close in around Shelley. Do Steve and Tracy have a future together? Sally fails to meet with Rosie’s approval.


8.50 The Last Detective. The lead singer of a 1970s boy band is found dead - seemingly from alco­ holic poisoning. But further investi­ gation reveals spurned talent and ruined innocence.


10.20 Celebrity Love Island. The resort staff spill the beans on all the celebrily goings-on. Plus a chance to catch up on the week’s events on the paradise island. Presented by Patrick Kielty and Kelly Brook. •


10.50 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


10.55 The South Bank Show. Meivyn • Bragg presents a profile of the Peruvian operatic sensation whose extraordinary vocal range has made him one of the most talked-about tenors. (R)


11.55 F I : Canadian Grand Prix. Jim Rosenthal presents highlights of the Canadian Grand Prix, with commentary by James Allen and Martin Brundle, analysis from Tony Jardine, and interviews with the top drivers.


12.55 Moforsporl UK. Diana Binks pre­ sents the latest domestic motor racing action.'


1.30 World Sport. Sports news and features from around the world.


1.55 Trisha. More heartwarming and shocking true stories with Trisha Goddard and a studio audience.


2.55 Today w ith Des and Mel. Des ■ Q’Connor and Melanie Sykes host


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3.45 Loose Women. (R) 4.25 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2.955 Its Good to Be...Beyonoe.9.45 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 10S0 Flanet’s Funniest Animals. 11.15 Celebrity Wresifing: Bang It On. 12.15 Man V Beast USA. 1.15 Coronalxjn Street SecrelstThe Street Undressed. 2.15 Emmetdale Family Album. 2.45 Emmerdale Omnibus. 55 0 Cotonaton Street Omnibus. 750 Spin City. 850 Mamed willi ChiMren. 850 Missiont Impossible II. 11.10 Footbatlers’ Wives Extra Time. 11.40 Coronation Street. 12.10 Celebrity Love Island Live. 2.00 Sally Jessy Raphael. 2.40 Teleshopping. 5.10 rrV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 7.00 Rohm of Sherwood. 8.00 Film File. 8.10 Rattles. 9.15 Second Thoughts. 10.15 Surgical Spirit. 11.20 Home to Roost. 12.25 Raffles. 1.30 Cadlael. 3.00 Robin of Sherwood. 4.05 The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes. 5.05 Second


. Thoughts. 6.05 Heartbeat. 7.05 Film File. 7.15 The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes. 8.20 Peacemakers. 9.45 The Medusa Touch. 11.45 The Vice. 12.45 The Medusa Touch. 2.45 Teleshopping. 3.15 Emmerdale Omnibus.


, ■ , - SKY MOVIES 1


6.00 Stanley’s Gig. (2000) 8.00 MXP: Most ' XIreme Primate. (2003) 9.45 Home Alone 4. (2002) 11.15 Looney Tunes; Back in Action. (2003) 12.50 Stanley’s Gig. (2000) 2.25 Hoodlum & Son. (2002) 4.00 Looney Tunes; Back In Action. (2003) 5.45 UKTop 10. (2004) 5.05 Home Alone 4. (2002) 8.00 Bright Young Things. (2003) 10.00 Young Adam. (2003) 12.00 Swimfan. (2002) I .


(1994) 5.30 Sky Movies News. SKY MOVIES 2


6.45 Arthur’s Quest. (1998) 8.15 Me and the Kid. (1993) 9.55 I Love Trouble. (1994) 12.00 Teen Agent. (1991) 1.50 Arthur’s Quest. (1998) 3.35 Me and the Kid. (1993) 5.25 Sky Movies News. (2001) 5.55 1 Love Trouble. (1994) 8.00 Heat. (1995) 10.50 Identity. (2003) 12.25 Blue Crush. (2002) 2.15 Helen ol Troy. (2003) 3.50 Helen ol Troy. (2003) 5.25Teen Agent. (1991)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 The Idle Class. (1922) 6.45 An Affair to Remember. (1957) 8.45 MacArthur, (1977) 11.00 The Idle Class. (1922) 11.45 To Kill a Mockingbird. (1962) 2.00 Wing and a Prayer. (1944) 3.45 An Affair to Remember. (1957) 5.45 MacArthur. (1977) 8.00 To Kill a Mockingbird. (1962) 10.15 The Boys from Brazil. (1978) 12.25 The King of Marvin Gardens. (1972) 2.15 Paternity. (1981) 3.55 Bonus Kings And Queen. 4.15 wing and a Prayer. (1944)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 international Rugby Union. 7.00 Spanish Cup Football. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Summer Supplement. 10.30 Motor Racing. 12.00 Live Darts; UK Open. 5.00 Gillette World Sport. 5.30 Wild Spirits. 6.00 Live Darts: UK Open. 11.00 Gillette World Sport. I I .


Entertainment Heal. 1.00 Live Wrestling. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Max Power. 7.00 Motor Racing. 8.30 Super League. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30. Sailing. 1.00 Wild Spirits. 1.30 Jimmy Hill's Summer Supplement. 3.00 Live Football: Northern Masters. 6.00 Mote +. 6.30 Gillette World Sport. 7.00 Golf. 8.00 Live US Tour Goll. 11.00 Goll - McDonalds LPGA Championship. 1.00 Euro Tour Golf. 3.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 US Superbikes Championship. 7.00 US Superbikes Championship. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Atterburn. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat, 11.00 Wild Spirits. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Golf. 1.00 Euro Tour Golf. 5.00 Sailing: America’s Cup, 5.30 Sailing. 6,00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 7.00 Masters Football: Northern Masters. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Alterburn. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Velocity. 0.00 Australian Rugby League. 2.00 Darts: UK Open. 4.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Women’s Football. 0.45 Live MotoGP. 9.15 Live MoloGP. 9.45 Live MotoGP. 11.00 Live MoloGP. 12.30 Live MotoGP. 2.00 Inside Superbikes. 2.15 Live Women’s Football. 7.15 MoloGP. 9.15' Motocross. 10.15 Motorsporls Weekend. 10.45 Beach Volleyball. 11.15 Beach Volleyball World Tour. 0,15 All Sports: VIP Pass. 0.30 Close.


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Pokemon. 7.30 Stingray. 6.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 9.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 12.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 The World's Greatest Sporting Legend. 9.00 24. 10.00 Ross Kemp on Gangs. 11.00 Camp Michael Jackson. 12.00 Law and Order. 1.00 The World's Most Dangerous Police Chases. 1.50 Britain's Hardest. 2.40 Next Action Star. 3.30 Kirsty's TV Meltdown. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Star Trek: Voyager.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Dangerfield. 7.00 Doctor Who. 8.55 Miss Marpte. 11.20 Porridge. 12.00 Porridge. 12.40 Pomdge. 1.20 2point4 Children. 2.15 Waiting for God. 2.55 Waiting for God. 3.30 Waiting for God. 4.05 'Alio 'Allot. 4.35 Miss Marple. 7.00 Porndge. 7.40 Porridge. 8.20 Pomdge. 9.00 My Family. 9.40 My Family. 10.20 My Family. 11.00 My Family. 11.40 My Family. 12.20 My Family. 12.55 The Messenger The Story of Joan of Arc. 3.45 Charlie's Angels. 4.40 Charlie's Angels. 5.35 Neighbours.


BBC THREE


7.00 Doctor Who. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.00 The House of Tiny Tearaways witii Tanya Byron. 9.00 Spendaholics. 10.00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. 11.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.00 Cyderdelic. 12.30 Spendaholics. 1.30 The House of Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron. 2.25 Jacko: the Next Move. 3.25 Cyderdelic.


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