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6.00 CBBC: Rotten Ralph. (R) (C) (S) 6.10 Albert the Fifth Musketeer. (R) (C) 6.35 Chucklewood Critters. (R) (C) 6.55 Smurfs' Adventures. (R) (C) 7.20 Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 7.45 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 8.10 Yvon of the Yukon. (R) (C) (S) 8.35 The Wild Thomberrys. (C) (S) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. 1.00 Grandstand. Introduced by Steve Rider. (S) 1.05 Live Rugby Union: LeicesterTigers v Gloucester. (S) 3.00 Live Challenge Cup Rugby League: Leeds Rhinos v London Bron­ cos. (S) 3.45 Football Half-Times. 3.50 Live Challenge Cup Rugby League: Leeds Rhinos v London Broncos. (S) 4.45 Final Score. 5.25 BBC News; Weather. (C) . Regional News; Weather.. Friends Like These. Boys from Fam- ham and a group of Birmingham girls battle it out for the chance to win the holiday of a lifetime in Mexico. (C) (S) Comic Relief: The Ultimate Makeoverl Groups of celebrities build, dig and cook their way through three dawn-to-dusk chal­ lenges in Africa and the UK. (C) (S) The National L o t te ry : Je t Set. Eamonn Holmes introduces the quiz in which hopeful contestants battle it out to win a round-the-world trip. (C) Casualty. Events spiral out of control when Jeff tactlessly threatens a man while on a call-out with Nikki. The arrival of an attractive neurologist caus­ es a stir, and Simon declares his undy­ ing love for prostitute Jane — leaving Colette facing an uncertain future. (C) Jonathan Creek. New series. The unconventional hero investigates the puzzling murder of a policewoman, but is distracted by the intervention of an old acquaintance. Offbeat detec­ tive drama, with Alan Davies. (C) (S)


5.40 5.45


6.40 BBC2 7.40 8.15 9.05 10.25


10.05 BBC News; Weather; (C) National Lottery Update. Parkinson. TV chef Jamie Oliver and stand-up comedian Jack Dee drop in to the studio to discuss their latest projects. With music by Jools Holland and his orchestra accompanying


— .--t singer Beverley Knight. (C) (S) 11.25 - x


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. ' . * ' rity prison. Fact-based drama, with Clint Eastwood; (C) Weatherview.


1.20 They Think It’s All Over. (R) (C) (S) 1.50 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) (S) 2.20 Patrick Kielty Almost Live. (R) (C) (S) 2.55 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 3.25 BBC News 24.


FILM: Escape from Alcatraz (1979). , !( . break out of the notorious high-secu-


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6.00 Weekend 24. 9.05 Hardtalk. 9.30 Profile'. (C) (S) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (S) 11.30 Ever Wondered About Food? (R) (C) (S) 12.00 See Hear! (S) 12.45 Afoot Again in the Past. (R) (C) (S) 1.00 Racing from Haydock Park. Races at I . 10, 1.40 and 2.10. (S) 2.30 Film 2003 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) (S) 3.00 Full Circle with Michael Palin. (R) (C) (S) 3.50 Full Circle with Michael Palin. (R) (C) (S) 4.40 Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em. (R) (C) 5.10 What the Papers Say. (C) (S) Live A th le t ic s . The AAA Championships. Roger Black introduces the action at Birming­ ham’s National Indoor Arena. (C) The Great War. (R)(C)(S) Lo st Highway: The Sto ry of Country Music. The history of honky tonk. (C) (S) Newton: The Dark Heretic. Profile of Isaac Newton, revealing evidence of a religious obsession at odds with his image as the great thinker who discovered the forces of gravity. (C) (S) Taken. Charlie and Lisa leam abo­ ut their daughter Allie’s powers. (C)


5.20


10.30 Stand Up America. Comedy in the 1950s and 1960s. (C)(S)


10 Live Floor Show. (C) (S)


12.10 FILM: The Joy Luck Club (1993). Drama, with Kieu Chinh. (C) 2.20 Close. 3.00 BBC Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.


FIVE t i


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.35 WideWorid. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Sunrise. (S) 7.55 Milkshakel; Shake! 8.00 Gadget and the Gadgetinis. (S) 8.25 Bey- blade. (S) 8.55 Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future. (R) (S) 9.30 Xcalibur. (R) (S) 10.00 Max Steel. (R) (S) 10.30 Beast Wars. (S) 11.00 The Adven­ tures of Sinbad. (S) 11.55 Hercules: The Leg­ endary Journeys. (R) (S) 12.50 Popular. (R) (T) (S) 1.45 Harry and Cosh. (R) (T) (S) 2.15 Cleopatra 2525. (R) 2.40 Daria. (R) (S) 3.05 The Smash Hits Chart (S) 3.35 Home and Away. (T)


5.40


7.10 8.00


8.50 9.05 10.00


FILM: The Iro n Giant (1999). Premiere.'Animated adventure,’with!


«, the voice of Jennifer Aniston. (T) (S), Charmed. Piper books a mystery per­ former for the club. (R) (T) (S) Dark Angel. Alec is captured by Man- ticore. Jessica Alba stars. (T) (S) five news and sport. Headlines. (T) CSI: Miami. A priest is murdered. Starring David Caruso. (T) (S) Law and Order. A murder plan backfires; (T) (S) five news late.


'11.00 FILM: Serpent’s Lair (1995). Thriller ■ I ■ ‘ .following the sinister happenings which' befall a couple once they move into an v--’, apartment whose previous owner killed ! . himself. With Jeff Fahey. (T) (S)


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12.50 FILM: Heartbreakers (1984). Romantic comedy. Peter Coyote and Nick Mancuso star. 2.30 FILM: Footrot Flats: The Dog’s Tale (1986). Animated adventure, with the voice of John Clarke. (T) (S) 3.40 Melrose Place. (R) (S) 4.25 First Wave. (S) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (R) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R)


PICK OF THE DAY


Boys and Girls, : Ch 4, 9.05pm. This new series is the brainchild of 'Chris: Evans’ production company UMTV. The live game show,: hosted by Vernon Kay, sees 100 boys compete against 100 girls for a cash prize of £100,000. The winner then has to choose a member of the opposite team to join them on a shopping spree. It’s a party atmosphere fea­ turing special guests, celeb­ rity appearances, games and dancing. The partici­ pants are quizzed on their


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favourite subject— each other — and if they can predict how the others are thinking they will go through to a nail-biting final round.


CHANNEL 4


6.05 Party Animals. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Skiing on 4. 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 Sport Talk. 11.00 Skiing bn 4. (T) 11.55 Friends. (R) (T) 12.25 Friends. (R) (T) 12.55 J-Lo: Maid in Manhattan. (T) 1.25 Channel 4 attheraces from Newbury and Doncaster. Races at 1.35, 1.50, 2.05, 2.25, 2.40, 3.00,3.15 and 3.35. (T) 4.00 Brookside. 5.30 River Cottage Forever. (R) (T) A Place in France. (R) (T) Channel 4 News. (T)


6.00 6.30 7.05


9.05


: FILM: Michael (1996). Romantic ; ■ comedy, starring John Travolta and Andie MacDowell. (T) w Boys and Girls. New series. Live game show, hosted by Vernon Kay, in which 100 boys compete against 100 girls for a cash prize. (T)


10.40 11.45


10.10 The Salon: A f te r Hours. Late-night drama and gossip at the London beauty studio. (R) (T) Faking It USA. New series. Amer­ ican version of the show. (T) Derren Brown: Mind Control. Series featuring the extraordinary psychological magic. (R) (T)


12.15 World Rally Championship. 12.45 V Graham Norton: Look Back. 1.45 Origen’s Wake. (R) (T) 1.55 Shut Up and Dance. (R) (T) 2.05 FILM: Kagemusha (1980). Drama, with Tatsuya Nakadai. 4.45 For Your Love. (R) 5.10 Countdown. (R) (T)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00, Rockabye Bubble. 6.15 Horace and Oupa- gogo: Oooberry Buddies. 6.20 Cubeez. 6.40 Ni Ni’s Treehouse. 7.05 Diggin’ It. 9.25 SMTV Live. (T) (S) 11.30 CD UK. (T) (S) 12.30 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. (R) (T) (S) 1.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.05 Granada News; Weather. (T) 1.10 On the Ball. (T) (S) 2.00 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? (R) (T) (S) 3.05 Nash Bridges. (T) 4.00 The Goal Rush. (T) • 5.10 Granada News; Weather. (T) ITV News; Weather. (T) Blind Date. Cilia plays Cupid once more and finds out about last week's dates in Qatar and' Northumberland. (T) (S) New You’ve Been Framed! Lisa Riley presents more home-video howlers, including dancing disasters, a walk on the weird side and proof that kids really do say the funniest things. (T) Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Shama Twain performs her new single and Caribbean duo Patti and Bernice win a competi­ tion to appear as extras in Emmerdale. Plus, Little Ant and Dec go behind the scenes at the Baftas and singer Tony Hadley plays Human Darts. (T) (S) Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant invites another line­ up of contestants to have a go at answering those 15.questions which could change their life. (T) It S h o u ld n 't Happen on a TV Makeover Show. Memorable mishaps, including the Changing Rooms participant whose collection of teapots was destroyed when a suspended shelf turned out to be not quite strong enough, the time Alan Titchmarsh had a spat with fellow Ground Force member Tommy Walsh and the kids who turned their parents’ house into a burger bar in Home On Their Own. ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) Granada Weather. (T) The Prem ie rsh ip . Desmond Lynam presents the pick of the action from the day's games — including Newcastle United v Chelsea, West Ham United v Tot­ tenham Hotspur and Blackburn Rovers v Manchester City. (T) (S)


5.25 5.40


6.40 7.10 8.15 9.15


10.15 10.29 10.30


12.00 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. The comic duo provide another half-hour of unrehearsed laughs. (R) (T) (S) 12.30 FILM: The Prophecy II (1998). Christopher Walken reprises his role as renegade archangel Gabriel in this supernatural hor­ ror sequel which sees him locked in a bat­ tle with celestial foe Daniel; (T) (S) ITV News Headlines. 2.00 CD UK. Music chart show. (R) (T) (S) 2.50 Dial-a-Date. (R) (T). (S) '3.15 Ghost Stories; (R) (T) ITV News Headlines. 4.00 Entertainment Now. (R) (T) 4.25 Cybernet. (R) (T) 4.55 Get Stuffed. (T) (S) 5.00 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


1.05 Calendar News 5.10 Calendar News and Sport 10.29 Local Weather


BBC1


5.35 5.40 6.15


6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 TV Mail. (C) (S) 11.30 Coun- tryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 The Politics Show. (C) (S) 1.00 FILM: Bogus (1996). Heart-warming comedy, with Whoopi Goldberg. (C) (S) 2.45 EastEnders. (C) 4.35 Song for Europe 2003. 5.15 BBC News; Weather. (C) Regional News; Weather. Songs of Praise. (C) (S) Last of the Summer Wine. Marina buys Howard a full-sized life-like goril­ la, while Truly, Clegg and Billy try to track down Cyril Cooper — a man renowned for his green fingers and womanising ways. (C) (S) Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team present the first of two programmes from Renishaw Hall in Derbyshire, where they find a collection of swords, a patchwork quilt and a painting of a lion. (C) (S) Fawlty Towers. Sybil walks out on Basil on their anniversary, forcing him into a desperate ruse to convince their friends all is well on the marital front. John Cleese stars. (R) (C) Down to Earth. The rural idyll proves no picnic for the Brewers, as Frankie gets to grips with a pig and Matt loses his bearings making a delivery. Drama, starring Ian Kelsey, Inga Brooksby and Angela Griffin. (C) (S) Clo c k in g Off. New series of the acclaimed drama, which sees changes aplenty when Pat Fletcher takes over the running of Mackintosh Textiles, and cutting-room supervisor Jamie sets out to marry fiancee Suzie — but will it all go to plan? Starring Pam Ferris, Derek Riddell


6.45 7.30 8.00 9.00


10.00 10.15


"and Nicola Stephenson. (C) (S) BBC News at Ten O’clock. (C|


Panorama. With the heavy deployment of troops on the Iraqi border, audiences in Amenca and the Middle East are linked for a debate about the best way to deal with Saddam Hussein and the conse­ quences of getting it wrong. (C)(S) ■


11.05 MacIntyre Investigates. (C) (S)


[11.55||FILM:,Thunderbolt and Llghtfoot K |® J (1 9 7 4 )vVietnamtvete'ran-tumed-th|efj g^®|E,Clint Eastwood teams up with drifter's | |S ^ ^ J e f f Bridges to recover the loot from] | S f o | f his last heist.1 Light-hearted caperjj' sSfefcSSTstamng George Kennedy. (C) i t . , 1.45 The Sky at Night; (C) Weatherview. 2.10 FILM: Defenceless (1991). Thriller, starring Sam Shepard. (C) (S) 3.50 BBC News 24.


PICK OF THE DAY \* 4. * -A*" -


Barbara, ITV1 Granada; 7pm. When this series first aired in 1999, few thought it would run for quite as long as it has. It’s testa­ ment to the skill of the writ­ ers and actors that such a thin premise — about a nosey Yorkshirewoman and her extended family — could continue to be so appealing to viewers. In the second episode of the latest series, Christmas approaches, but the season of goodwill doesn’t extend to the Liversidges. Barbara and her husband Ted are


BBC2


7.00 CBBC: Arthur. (C) (S) 7.15 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.35 Yvon of the Yukon. (R) (C) (S) 8.00 Smile. (C) (S) 10.35 Galidon Defenders of the Outer Dimension. (C) (S) 11.00 BBC Three Highlights: Dermot’s Sporting Buddies. (C) (S) 11.30 BBC Three Highlights: Celebdaq. (S) 12.00 Sunday Grandstand. Introduced by Steve Rider. 12.05 Live Challenge Cup Rugby League: Wakefield Trinity Wildcats v Widnes Vikings. (S) 2.00 Live Rugby Union: London Irish v Northampton Saints. 3.45 Live Athletics. Times may vary. (S) 5.45 Congo’s Secret Chimps. (R) (C) Wild Scotland. (C) (S) The Natural World. (C)(S) Correspondent. Alleged racism in a small Texas town. (C) Car Junkies. Car drivers’ obses­ sion with speed. (C) (S) SAS Jun gle: Are You Tough ’ Enough? The sleep-depnved vol­ unteers face a night of interroga-, tion — how many will crack when1 subjected to stress, white noise and brutal questioning? (C) (S) 24. Jack joins a deadly mission when his undercover work pays'. of. Kiefer Sutherland stars. (C) (S);


6.15 6.25 7.15


8.00 9.00


10.00


10.45 The X Files. The agents capture ; a homfically scarred man. (C) (S) NeverMInd the Buzzcocks. (R) World Superbikes. 12.55 Cjose. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone. ■ £ ; ; I


11.25 11.55


FIVE 1 \


6.00 Russell Grant's Postcards. (R) (S) 6.05 The Jesus Effect: Christianity's Cultural Impact (S) 6.55 Milkshake! 1.05 five news update. (S) 1.10 FILM: Gnzzly Adams and the Treasure of the Bear (1995). Adventure; star-, ring Tom Tayback. (T) (S) 2.50 Great Artists., (R) (T) (S) 3.25 FILM: The Adventures of Quentin Durward (1955); Period drama, : starring Robert Taylor and Kay Kendall. (T) v 5.15 i '• Dream Holiday Home. Atimeshare in . < La Manga. With Carol Smillie (R)(T)


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. 8.00 . Ultimate Crash Tests. The history o f . vehicle safety and profiles of some o f ; the brave souls preparedto risk life and


■ limb to put themselves.through car crashes on behalf of the g e n e ra l, public; (R) (T) (S) five news at 9.


9.00WFILM: LethalJWeapon 4 (1998)?Mis-


fe jp lk nt^tched^co^Jduq, Mel,GiBson and; S ti^SD ^ r iy 'g lp ve r je tum to the screerfyhls*


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12.35 Live NHL Ice Hockey. Pittsburgh Pen- guins at Dallas Stars! (S) 4.30 Motocross. (R) ■ ■


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still at each other’s throats, and neither of them can stand the sight of their son Neil. Then, as their hated next door neighbours move out, wisecracking couple Angela and Norman Croft move in. Gwen Taylor stars.


CHANNEL 4


5.55 The Trap Door. (R) 6.00 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.25 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.50 Blue’s Clues. (R) (T) 7.15 The Investigators. (R) (T) 7.35 The Zack Files. (R) (T) 8.05 Totally Spies! (T) 8.30 City Guys. (R) (T) 9.00 T4: Wannabes. (T) 9.25 T4: Popworld. 10.25 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 12.30 T4: Dawson’s


; Creek. (T) 1.30 T4: The Salon: Reappoint­ ment. (T) 2.40 FILM: The Best of Benny Hill (TVM1974). Compilation of the funnvman’s best moments. (T) 4.00 World Rally Cham­ pionship. (T) 4.30 Stargate SG-1. (T) 5.25 Time Team. (T) 6.30 Channel 4 News. (T) 7.00 Ope ratu nity. The winning performance. Last in series. (T)


9.00 Bremner, B ird and Fortune. Satirical comedy from Rory Brem­ ner, John Bird and John Fortune, with Tony Blair and AlastairCamp- . bell coming under fire again. (T)


• 10.00 'F ILM : The Green Mile (1999). Premiere. An eight-foot-tall con,-, victed murderer arnves on death]


/ row, where a troubled prison |sguard begins to doubt his guiltii


, ■ • ^Oscarrnominated supernatural dramaiset in ;the:J 930s,.starring:


Lfiii'.SsATom Hanks and David Morse. (TjS 1.20 Buried. Shiel replaces Lee as top dog. (R) (T) 2.20 The Real Cracker. (R)


(T) 2.50 Classroom Cops. (R) (T) 3.50 Children Behaving Badly. (R) 4.15 Living by the Book. (R) 5.10 Countdown. (R) (T)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 The Sunday Programme. 7.45 Diggin’ It. 8.25 Up on the Roof. 9.25 The Premier­ ship. (R) (T) (S) 10.30 CITV: Miffy and Friends. (T) (S) 10.35 Tractor Tom. (T) (S) 10.50 Engie Benjy. (R) (T) 11.00 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 12.00 The Diocese of Truro. (T) 12.30 Soccer Sun­ day. 1.00 Jonathan Dimbleby Including ITV News and Weather. (T) (S) 1.55 Granada News; Weather. (T) 2.00 Remember When. 2.30 F1 Preview 2003. (T) (S) 3.35 Holiday Airport. (R) (T) (S) 4.40 Carol Vorderman’s Better Homes. (R) (T)


(S) 5.15 Granada News; Weather. (T)


5.30 Wild Shots. 6.00 Worthington Cup Final 2003. Liverpool v Manchester United. Gabby Logan and Andy Townsend present highlights of this after­ noon's game at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. (T) (S)


6.45 ITV News; Weather. (T) 7.00 Barbara. Pudsey battleaxe Bar­ bara waves a fond farewell to her hated neighbours. The question is, will the wise-cracking new people moving in next door meet with her approval? Gwen Taylor, Sam Kelly and Mark Benton star. (T)


7.30 Coronation Street. Peter can't seemtofindthe right moment to tell Shelley that he's engaged to Lucy, Gail finally plucks up the courage tov return home — just as Ashley is doing the same — and Eileen is shocked by the appearance of a familiar face in the Rovers. (T) (S)


8.00 The Royal. A coach crash has serious implications for Dr. Ormerod when he discovers his wife is among the injured — why was she travelling by bus In the first place? Meanwhile, new assis­ tant administrator Bernard Hussey proves to be quite a handful and Dr Chenton drops a bombshell on Nurse Taylor. Last in senes. (T) (S)


9.00 Cold Feet Adam is left holding the •


baby when Rachel unexpectedly returns to work, while Pete and Jo


• prepare themselves for an immi­ gration interview, but have a tough time convincing the authorities that their marriage is legitimate — especially when it emerges that


> ■; Pete has accidentally taped over their wedding video. (T) (S). ;. •


10.35 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T)


; 10.50 -The All-New Harry Hill Show." Celebrity couple. Leslie Ash and Lee Chapman join the big-collared


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funnyman to reveal their lesser-known hobby. (T) (S)


11.19 Granada Weather. (T) ; >■? 11.20 John Meets i: i Paul: A : " Mediterranean Journey. (T)


■ 11.50 Faith and Music; (R) (T) ITV News Headlines.


: 1250 Crossroads. (T) 255 Tnsha. (R) 3.15. Ghost Stones: (R) 3.40 World Sport; (R)ITV News Headlines. 4.05 ITV Nightscreen. ■ v


YORKSHIRE ‘ ■


12.30 Goals on Sunday1.55 Calendar v News and Weather 2.00 It's for Life 5.15:


Calendar News and Sport 5.30 Walking the : i


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SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


Heartbreakers, Sky Movies Premier, 8pm. With a cast that Includes Sigourney Weaver, Jennifer Love Hewitt and the great Gene Hackman, you know you’re onto a winner with this brilliant comedy. Weaver and Hewitt play Max and Page, a mother-and-daughter con team who have a neat little scheme going — feisty Max manias wealthy men, only for her daughter to seduce them so her mother can take them for every penny they have in the divorce court. Unfortu­ nately, their plans are scuppered when one of them falls in love with an intended victim.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


6.00 Merlin: The Return (PG) (2000) 7.35 Movie News 8.05 Ernest Scared Stupid (PG) (1991) 9.40 UK Top 10 10.05 South Pacific (PG) (2001) 12.20 Horse Crazy (U) (2001) 1.50 Ernest Scared Stupid (PG) (1991) 3 55 South Pacific (PG) (2001) 5.45 Merlin: The Return (PG) (2000) 7.30 Movie News 8.00 Heartbreakers (15) (2001) 10.10 Miss Congeniality (12) (2000) 12.05 Heartbreakers (15) (2001) 2.15 All the Pretty Horses (15) (2000) 4.15 Horse Crazy (U) (2001)


SKY MOVIES MAX


6.20 All Over Again (PG) (2000) 8.00 Lloyd (PG) (2000) 9.25 A Place for Annie (PG) (1994) 11.10 All Over Again (PG) (2000) 12.50 Cocoon (PG) (1985) 2.50 Lloyd (PG) (2000) 4.15 A Place for Annie (PG) (1994) 6.00 Cocoon (PG) (1985) 8.00 Red Planet (12) (2000) 10.00 The Immortals (18) (1995) 11.40 Under Hellgate Bridge (18) (1999) 1.15 Child’s Play


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(18) (1990) 2.50 Return to Cabin by the Lake (15) (2001) 4.25 All Over Again (PG) (2000)


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


5.20 Movie News 6.00 Dance, Fools, Dance (PG)' (1931) 7.30 Montana (PG) (1950) 9.00 The Count of Monte Crlsto (PG) (1934) 11.00 The Freshman (PG) (1990) 1.00 Mr Holland’s Opus (PGj (1995) 3.25 US Top 10 3.55 The Count of Monte Crlsto (PG) (1934) 5.50 The Freshman (PG) (1990) 7.30 Mr Holland’s Opus (PG) (1995) 10.00 Slap Shot (18) (1977) 12.00 The Mutations (18) (1973) 1.45 The Panic In Needle Park (18) (1971) 3.40 Scenes from the Class Struggle In Beverly Hills (18) (1989)


SKY ONE


5.10 Guilty! 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 7.00 Rescue Heroes. 7.30 Yu*Gi*Oh! 8.00 Transformers:


Armada. 6.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Stargate: Infinity. 9.30 The Simpsons. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Une. 1.00 Mutant X. 2.00 Stargate SG-1. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 6.00 Malcolm In the. Middle. 6.30 Malcolm In the Middle.' 7.00 The Simpsons. 8.00 Futurama. 6.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Kirsty's Home Videos. 10.00 Uncutl Reps In Ibiza. 11.00 Angel. 12.00 World Wrestling


Entertainment:


Smackdown. 1.50 Uncut! Reps in Ibiza. 2.40 Boot Camp.


SKY SPORTS 1 6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show.


7.00 The Full SP. 7.30 World Wrestling Entertainment: Classics. 8-30 Racing News. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Soccer Saturday. 5.30 Live First Division Football. Derby County v Leicester City. 8.00 Live Saturday Fight Night. Jawald Khaliq v Jan Bergman. 10.00 Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 First Division Football. 2.30 German Football. 3.00 Spanish Football. 5.00 German Football. 5.30 World Sport Special.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 Moto Plus. 8.30 World Wide Rugby. 10.30 World Championship Golf. 2.30 World Sport Special. 3.00 Moto Plus. 3.30 Live World Championship Golf. Accenture World Matchptay. 12.00 Challenge Cup Rugby League. 1.00 Saturday Fight Night. Jawald Khaliq v Jan Bergman. 3.00 World Wrestling


Entertainment:


Smackdown. 5.00 Challenge Cup Rugby League.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 World Cup Cricket Breakfast. 8.00 Live World Cup Cricket. 4.00 World Cup Cricket. 7.00 World Cup Cricket Centre. 11.00 World Cup Cricket Centre. 3.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Adventure. 8.00 Rally Driving. 8.30 Live Cross Country Skiing. From Val di Flemme, Italy. 11.45 Alpine Skiing. 12.15 Sid Jumping.


* 1.00 Rally Driving. 1.30 Live Cycling. The Het Volk race from Belgium. 4.15 Live Sidecar Racing. 5.15 Superbikes. 6.15 British Eurosport News. 6.30 Trial. 7.30 Live Italian Football. Parma v Modena. 9.30 British Eurosport News. 9.45 All Sports. 10.15 Snowboarding. 10.45 Yoz Magazine. 11.15 Winter X Games. 12.15 Rally Driving. 12.45 Women's Tennis. 1.45 Tennis. 3.30 Close.


UK GOLD


5.25 Eldorado. 6.00 As Time Goes By. 6.30 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie’s Angels. 10.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 11.00 New Adventures of Superman. 12.00 Doctors. 12.40 Casualty. 1.40 Doctors. 2.20 Holby City. 7.00 As Time Goes By. 7.40 Are You Being Served? The staff visit 10 Downing Street. 8.20 Dinneriadies. 9.00 Only Fools


and Horses. 10.35 Jonathan Creek. 11.45


•' Absolutely - Fabulous;*^ 12.20 Absolutely Fabulous. 12.50 Doctor Who. 2.35 Only Fools and Horses. 4.05 The Royle Family. 4.35 Dallas.


L1VINGTV


5.00 Planet Parent. 5.30 Home Shopping. 6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7.20 Katie and Orbie. 7.50 Oswald. 8.05 Barney and


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forum comprises Edwarl Rigby, Karl Barnsley, Laif rence McCabe, Joann| Green, Gillian Hanson Claire Burgess, Kare| Hanson, Holly Bono Vicky Schneider anl Declan Fitzhenry, who wil be putting forward the! own ideas to the adull organisers of Roefiell Leisure’s award-winnin| Timeout session. As well as suggestinl


Friends. 8.35 Busy Buses. 8.40 Busy Buses. 8.45 Timbuctoo. 8.50 Timbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Ricki Lake. 11.50 The Montet Williams Show. 12.40 Beyond with James Van Praagh. I . 05 Crossing Over. 1.30 Crossing Over. 1.55 Celebnty Extra. 2.20 Charmed. 3.15 Charmed. 4.10


. Charmed. 5.05 Charmed. 6.00 Celebrity Extra. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.00 Will and Grace. 7.30 Three Sisters. 7.55 Destiny's Child: Revealed. 8.50 Celebnty Extra- 9.00 Charmed. 9.55 The Shining. 10.55 Celebrity Extra. 11.00 Glamour Photography: The Easy Guide to Fulfilling Your Sexual Fantasies. 11.30 Sex Toys: The Easy Guide ‘to Fulfilling Your Fantasies. 12.00 Ricki Lake. 12.50 The Montel Williams Show. 1.40 FILM: Benny and Joon. 3.30 The Golden Girls..


GRANADA PLUS


5.00 Sykes. 5.30 Plus on Plus. 6.00 Magnum, PI. 7.00 Faith in the Future. 7.30 Just for Laughs. 8.00 Catherine Cookson's The Moth. 9.00 Coronation Street. 11.30 Faith In the Future. 12.00 FILM: Columbo: Murder by the Book. 1.30 FILM: Columbo: Death Lends a Hand. 3.00 FILM: Columbo: Dead Weight. 4.30 FILM: Columbo: Suitable for Framing. 6.00 FILM: Columbo: Lady In Waiting. 7.30 FILM: Columbo: Murder by the Book. 9.00 FILM: Murder by Death. I I .


new ways to organise thl weekly programme, thl committee will also bl bringing different ideas fcl activities to the Saturdal evening slot, which rur| from 5 to 7 p.m. and aimed at the Valley’s 121| 15-year-olds. Timeout co-ordinato


Inspector backs


planners


AN unauthorised exteri sion at Stirk House, Gia burn, looks like a | “intrusive afterthought’! says a Governmen| inspector. Two appeals concerninl


a timber-decked verandl and conservatory put up el the hotel have been di^ missed. One was against a | enforcement notice and th other against refusal i planning permission. Inspector Mr Chril


00 Van der Valk. 12.00 The


Equalizer. 1.00 Reckless. 2.00 Poirot. 3.00 The Wheeltappers. 3.30 Hale and Pace..


SCI-FI


9.00 The Real X-Files. 10.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 11.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 12.00 FILM: My Science Project. 2.00 The Twilight Zone. 2.30 The Twilight Zone. 3.00 seaQuest DSV. 4.00 seaOuest DSV. 5.00 SFG. 5.30 FILM: Colossus: The Forbin Project. 7.30 FILM: Godzilla. 10.00 FILM: Species. 12.00 FILM: Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business. 1.50 Unthinkable. 2.50 The Twilight Zone.


BBC THREE


7.00 Celebdaq. 7.30 Liquid Profiles. 8.00 Liquid Assets. 9.00 The 45th Grammy Awards. 10.25 Taken. 11.45 FatboySlim: Musical Hooligan. 12.45 This is Dorn Joly. 1.15 Monkey Dust


' 1.45 TT>e 45th Grammy Awards. 3.10 Body Hits..


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale. 11.50 Coronation Street. 2.10 The Goal Rush. 4.05 Northern Exposure. 5.05 The Goal Rush. 5.40 CD UK. 6.40 Blind Date Kiss and Tell. 7.40 Great Escapes. 8.15 Hospital Stories from Hell. 9.15 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop.


West shared the concern cl Ribble Valley Borougl Council that the construct tion could not comply witl various local plan policies! He felt it was eye-catchl


ing, detracted significantl;! from the area and wal “contrary to well-estab| lished local and nations guidance to protect th | area.” The inspector acknowl


edged that policies encourf aged tourist development) but felt that the objection! to the extension were incaf pable of resolution.


W i n t r y


DESPITE wintry weaf Silverwood's sale at Clitb Auction Mart was attended and contail enough good quality f interesting items to keep crowd entertained untill hammer fell on the last oj 400 lots. Surprise of the day wl


SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


Josle and the Pussycats, Sky Movies Premier, 8.30pm. A top boyband discover their music J has been sending subliminal messages to teenagers, persuading them to buy new prod­ ucts. As a resu lt, th e ir manager has them killed and launches a new group, led by sassy Josie. Little realising they’re being used, the girls become major stars — but what will they do when they discover what their suposedly caring, sharing manager has been up to? This ex cellen t fam ily film stars Rachael Leigh' Cook, Tara Reid and Alan Cummlng.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


6.00 Romancing the Stone (PG) (1984)


(1985) 10.00 The Fllntatonee In Viva Rock Vegae (PG) (2000) 11.35 UK Top 10 12.00 Romancing the Stone (PG) (1984) 1.50 Dr Dollttle 2 (PG) (2001) 3.30 Joale and the puseycate (PG) (2001) 5.15 The Fllntstonee in Viva Rock Vegas (PG) (2000) 7.00 Dr Dolittle 2 (PG) (2001) 8.30 Josle and the Pussycats (PG) (2001) Comedy, starring Rachel Leigh Cook. 10.15 Bedazzled (12) (2000) 11.55 The Claim (15) (2000) 2.00 For Love of the Game (12) (1999) 4.20 Return to Oz (PG) (1985)


SKY MOVIES MAX


6.05 Kickboxing Academy (PG) (1997) 7.50 Taking a Chance on Love. (PG) (2001) 9.35 How to Marry a Billionaire: A Christmas Tale (PG) (TVM 2000) 11.15 Evolution (PG)


(2000) 1.00 . 8.00 Return to Oz (PGj


8.00 Dream Team. The daily dramas of fictional Premiership football club Harchester United. 9.00 Close Up. Tottenham hero Teddy Sheringham. 10.00 Mile High. 11.00 Fear Factor. Contestants face a room full of tear gas. 12.00 Naked in Blackpool. 1.00 Dream


Team.


1.50 Mile High. 2.40 Guiding Stars. 3.30 Early Edition. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Spanish Football. 8.00 Saturday Fight Night. 10.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals on Sunday. 1.00 Live Worthington Cup Football. Liverpool v Manchester United (Kick­ off 2.00pm). Coverage of the final at the Millennium Stadium, where Gerard Houllier’s side will be looking to lift their first piece of silverware since winning


1 an impressive cup treble in 2001.5.00 Goals on Sunday. 7.00 Live Spanish Football. Real Betis v Sevilla (Kick-off 7.30pm). 9.30 Goals on Sunday. 11.30 World Wrestling Entertainment: Velocity. 1240 Spanish Football. 240 Goals on Sunday. 4 40 Close.


Kickboxing Academy (PG) (1997) 2.30 Taking a Chance on Love (PG) (2001) 4.05 Movie News 4.35 How to Marry a Billionaire: A Christmas Tale (PG) (TVM 2000) 6.15 Evolution (PG) (2000) 8.00 The Untold (15) (2002) Premiere. A businessman Is determined lo find his missing daughter— but stumbles across evidence of a mythical crealuro. Drama, starring Lance Hennksen. 9.30 Sabretooth (15) (2002) 11.05 Curse of the Talisman ; (12) (2001) 12.45 Child’s Play 3 (18) (1991) 2.20 Daybreak (15) (2000) 4.00 Disaster (15) (2001)


SKY MOVES CINEMA


5.30 US Top 10 6.00 The Old Man and the Sea (U) (1958) 7.30 The Wild One (PG) (1953) 9.00 Desert; Bloom (PG) (1986) 11.00 The Old Man and the Sea (U) (1958) 12.30 The Wild One (PG) (1953) 2.00 Harry and Walter Go to New York ; (U) (1975) 4.00 Dead Ringer (PG); (1964) 6.00 Cinema Nation 6.15 1 Desert Bloom (PG) (1966) 8.00 All That Jazz (15) (1979) Musical ; fantasy, with Roy Scheider. 10.05 TWllight Zone: The Movie (15) (1983) 12.05 House of Wax (12); (1953) 1.40 McQ (15) (1974) 3.35 All That Jazz (15) (1979) . ;


SKY ONE SKY SPORTS 2


6-00 Watersports World. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7 4 0 World Sport Special- 8.00 Challenge Cup Rugby League- 9.00 World Championship Golf. 3.00 World Motor Sports. 5 4 0 Moto Plus. 6.00 Saturday Fight Night. 8.00 Live World Championship Golf. The Accenture World Matchplay. 12.00 Challenge Cup Rugby League. 1.00 Indy Car Racing. 3.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 World Cup Cricket Breakfast. 6.00 Live World Cup Cricket. Australia v England. 4.00 World Cup Cricket. 7.00 World Cup Cricket Centre. 11.00 World Cup Cricket Centre. 3.00 Close.


EUROSPORT \ 7 4 0 All Sports. 8.00 Rally Dnving.


. 8.30 Superbikes. 10.00 Alpine ; Skiing. 11.00 Live Superbikes. From Valencia. 3 4 0 Women’s Tennis. 5.00 Live Tennis. The Dubai Open. 6 40 All Sports. 6.45 Team GB Update. 7.00 Live Sunday Scudetto. Juventus v Inter Milan (Kick-off 7.30pm). 9 40 British Eurosport News. 9.45 ' Superbikes. 11.15 NASCAR. 12.15


• Rally Driving. 12-45 Women's Tennis.' 2.00 British Eurosport .News. 2.15 Close


5.10 Star Trek: The Next Generation/,: 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Rescue Heroes. 7.30: .Yu-GI-Ohl 8.00 Transformers: ^ » Armada. »: 8.30 Pokemon.; 9.00 Stargate: Infinity.1' 9.30 The Simpsons. 10.00 World j Wrestling Entertainment: Afterbum. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment:: Heat. ;. 12.00 :America’s • Dumbest ;■ Criminals.12.30 America's Dumbest^ Criminals. 1.00 Close Up. 2.00 Close j U p . . 3.00 ■


<,Star Trek: ; The - Next \ l A V vr J '


Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next); Generation.' 5.00 Enterprise. 6.00 i: The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons.^ 7.00 Futurama.17.30 The Simpsons. ■;


UK GOLD


5 4 5 Eldorado. 6.00 As Time Goes By. 6 45 Are You Being Served? 7.10


Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie’s Angels. 10.00 - Quantum ; Leap. -1 1 .0 0 Quantum Leap. 12.00 The Bill. 1.00 Bergerac. 2.00 The Bill. 3.00 Lovejoy.; 4.00: The Bill. 5.00 > The Bill. 6.00 Dangerfield. 7.00 As Time Goes By. 7.40 Are .You Being Served? 8 4 0 Porridge. • 9.0 0 ' Waking > the Dead.


■1140 Sharpe. .140 Beast:1.55 Lee Evans: So What Now? 2 4 5 Waking the Dead 4 4 0 Dallas „ u


LIVINGTV


5.00 Judge Judy. 5.25 Celebrity Extra. 5.30 Home Shopping. 6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7 40 Katie and Orbie. 7.50 Oswald. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 Busy Buses. 8.40 Busy Buses. 8.45 Timbuctoo. 8.50 Timbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9 4 5 Hi-5.10.00 The Golden Girls. 1040 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Celebrity Extra. 11.15 Charmed. 12.10 Charmed. 1.05 Charmed. 2.00 Charmed. 2-55 George Clooney: Revealed. 3.50 Celebrity Extra. 4.00 Liz Hurley: Style ; Star. 4 4 0 Celebrity Extra. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5 4 0 Wilt and Grace. 6.00 Destiny’s Child: Revealed. 6.55 Celebrity Extra. 7.00 Jennifer Lopez: Let’s Get Loud. 8.00 Ricki Lake. 8.50 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Most Haunted. 9.30 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSt: Crime Scene Investigation. A burnt body Is found. 10.55 Ricki Lake. 11.45 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Ricki Lake. 12.50 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 1.45 FILM: A Long Way t-t0me 3 3 0 The Golden G^s 4-00 The Golden Girls. 4 4 0 Judge Judy.


GRANADA PLUS


5.30 Faith in the Future. 6.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 Faith in the Future. 9.00 Harry O. 11.00 The Professionals. 12.00 Poirot. 2.00 Poirot. 3.00 Poirot. 4.00 Poirot. 6.00 Poirot. 7.00 Poirot. 9.00 Ruth Rendell Mysteries. 10.00 Canned Carrott. 10.30 The Wheeltappers. 11.00 The Professionals. 12.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 1.00 Ruth Rendell Mysteries. 2.00 PolroL.


SCI-FI


9.00 seaQuest DSV. 10.00 FILM: Sword of the Valiant..11.59 FILM: Colossus: The Forbin Project 1.40 FILM: Godzilla. 4.10 Sir Arthur • Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 5.05 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 6.00 Special Unit 2. 7.00; Wltchblade. 8.00 The Lone Gunmen.; 9.00 The Dead Zone. 10.00 FILM: Species II. 11.45 Millennium. 12.45 • Good v Evil. 1.45 FILM: - Cold Heaven.


. BBC THREE mm . m —m mmmmmmm ■ \


7.00 : Liquid . News. ■ 7.30 Robbie: Williams: What a Performance. 8.00 - Liquid Assets. 9.00 Two Pints of.1 Lager and a Packet of Cnsps. 9.30


• Body Hits. 10.00 This is Dom Joly. 10.30 Brain Candy. 10.45 2 4 .1 1 4 0 Pure 24.12.00 Monkey Dust. 12.30 > Liquid News. 1.00 Two Pints of Lager; and a Packet of Crisps. 1 4 0 This Is Dorn Joty. 2.00 Liquid A s s e t s ! . .


ITV 2 • * < 9 4 5 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? !


. /1 0 4 0 American Idol. 1140 American >7 Idol: The Result 1140 Chart Choice:;: - 1145 Judge Judy. 1 2 4 0 Crossroads.^ 4 2.40 •• Emmerdale.; 5.05! Coronation'- vl Street 740; Grounded. for Life. 8 4 0 :


-^American ldoi. 840,'American Idol:::. . Jhe Result ^


*uV j i f children. FQ


pair of Art Deco-style VI wood vases with part f matching tea set, which sol £680. Other notable pil were realised by the folio# smaller items: a Sadler teT in the form of an Army I made £55, Sadler storagi| made up to £55, a small 1 medals and trinkets soil £52, as did a small box of .f items. A damaged graduated J


three Beswick pheasants! away at £130, three small ver Clitheroe Golf Club ml from 1893 to 1895 made f


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