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Upbeat in Healdsburg, CA! JOKES & Humor #6

We Love Upbeat Times Up Here in Healdsburg!

A golfer was having a terrible round – 20-over par for the front nine with scores of balls lost in water or rough. When his caddie then coughed as he steadied himself over a 12-inch putt on the 10th, he lost it.

“You’ve got to be the worst caddie in the world!” he yelled.

At Grandmas Pumpkin Patch & Grandma’s Tree Farm we always look at the bright side and always look for good news! We love the upbeat Times and all the positive stories!- Jennifer Crawford

“I doubt it,” replied the caddie, dead-pan. “That would be too much of a coincidence.”

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