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Upbeat in Healdsburg, CA! JOKES & Humor #6


We Love Upbeat Times Up Here in Healdsburg!


A golfer was having a terrible round – 20-over par for the front nine with scores of balls lost in water or rough. When his caddie then coughed as he steadied himself over a 12-inch putt on the 10th, he lost it.


“You’ve got to be the worst caddie in the world!” he yelled.


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“I doubt it,” replied the caddie, dead-pan. “That would be too much of a coincidence.”


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