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FIRST UP! Upbeat Gone to the Dogs in Cazadero!
Publisher, President & CEO Paul Andrew Doyle
paul@upbeattimes.com
Co-Publisher & VP Valerie A. Doyle
707-494-1767 Writing team:
Barry O’Meara Gabriel Fraire Marcia Singer Ron Skaar
Kimberly Childers Ellie Schmidt
Joanne Mumola Williams Shekeyna Black
Dr. Yolanda Mangrum James Fish Zak Zaikine
Chance Massaro
Distribution team: John Follansbee Don Emerson Paul Behringer
Narayan & Janet Baltzo Matt Scuteri Paul Quistgard Paul Doyle
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Magnolia, the Catahoula mix, enjoys a summer get-away in Cazadero before the kids go back to school. Her favorite activities were swimming in Austin Creek, paddle boarding in Jenner, and digging sand at Blind Beach. She gives a big tail wag to Barkers Pet Supply for her new squeaky ball and her Bear Crunch treats.
LETTERS From our Readers
Hello Paul, I just got fi nished reading your story about your hike up Half Dome. I can say that I actually
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relived my trek, reading your words. I hiked ‘The Dome’ 20 years ago. The year before, I skydived, twice and would love to do it again but to climb Half Dome again was never even a thought. I too sat at the bot- tom by the beginniwng of the cables, and asked myself “what the heck did I get myself into here” I also thought ‘I have gone this far, I can’t quit now’ Like I said, your words were spot on. It was my birthday and I thought, okay, if I’m gonna die, what a good day for it. To this day I talk about it to folks
and tell them it was the most exciting (& scary) thing I have ever done in my life. I have photo’s of Half Dome all
& Yosemite that around me
and I carry with me a special connection with ‘The Dome’ Thank you so much for spark- ing
connection. I hope
you had a happy 4th of July! Sincerely, Debbie MacKinnon
First Humor
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
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My niece was dragged into court by a neighbor who complained about her barking dogs. At one point, the judge asked the neighbor a question. The neighbor didn’t reply. “Sir, are you going to answer me?” The neighbor leaped to his feet. “Are you talking to me?” he asked. “Sorry; I can’t hear a darn thing.” The case was dismissed.
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