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Erol Alkan, 3.11am: Redlight, 2.15am:
Diplo, 9.45pm: Fake Blood, 12.33am: Diplo, 10.15am: Toddla T, 7.54pm: Tiesto, 2.17pm: Redlight, 2.14pm:
Nick Grimshaw, 11.04am:
Chemical Brothers, 10.15am:
Fake Blood, 6.29am: 9.45am:
Deadmau5, 2.33am: Jaymo, 6.42pm: Caspa, 6.07pm: Annie Mac, 1.13pm: Mr Oizo, 9.13am:
Calvin Harris, 10.01am:
‘The curtains will save us.’ Unlikely.
‘Ovaltine + rum, is this what my Saturday nights have come to?!!!’ 2.19am: ‘Fuck, it’s not even Ovaltine, it’s Horlicks – BADMAN selections!!!’ What a steamy Saturday night!
‘Jesus, did someone pee in my car last night?’ Schoolboy error number one: leaving it unlocked at Bestival
‘Coming up in a portaloo, can I hear a ‘déjà vu’?! WOOP WOOP’ We’ve all been there!
‘I love it when pregnant girls give me the middle finger.’ The erotic confessions of a superstar DJ…
‘Getting ready to batter a stake.’ Let’s hope he means a steak, and not a piece of wood.
‘I never get involved or take sides in political issues. I play music for all my fans and try to bring everybody together...’ Um, does anyone actually care?!
‘EDF Energy can suk my balls!!!!’ Ingenious way to get out of paying the gas bill.
‘Hollandaise on a hangover? Oh yeh I went there. Vom’ What he said. Vom.
‘the self-righteous voice that Jeremy Kyle puts on is the worst sound in the world.’ Possibly true.
‘Ban the sad / sentimental “musical montage” bit in comedy movies.’
‘Oh sorry - YEAH! PUPPIES! AND ICE CREAM! AND I JUST LOVE FRESH DANCEY BEATS! YEAAAH! WOO-HOOO! Hahahaha’ Puppies and ice cream?! Sick.
‘Mau5’s SMS of the day “Roger sanchez’s ass is in my face, but at least he’s playing good music. Kinda levels it out to ‘contentment’’ Raving logic.
‘Bilbo Baggins has gone into hiding. Apparently he overheard Gandalf’s Drug Counselor telling him he needs to ‘kick the Hobbit’’ Shit…but oh so funny!
‘Mopping can be very peaceful.’ Get your kicks where you can.
‘Is it possible to swoon at an armchair? I just did.’ In that case, I’d say yes then.
‘My computer is calculating. But I don’t know what, I just switched it on’ Should’ve stuck with vinyl…
Just seen some massive Graffiti saying “TITS” what a great word. I love London.’Yes!
Calvin Harris, 9.52pm: ‘Is it normal to sweat out of your knees’ No!
GOOD NEWS Jamie Wins
Naked chef Jamie Oliver has won an Emmy Award for his television show, “Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution”. The show was named best reality show at the creative arts Emmy ceremony. Jamie thoroughly deserves this prize for his efforts; his show brought the overwhelming issue of childhood obesity to the forefront of British televi- sion, tackling and finding solutions to prevent this growing phenomenon. We can only say, well done Jamie for making healthy food fun!
X-Factor Returns
Great news for all you reality TV addicts! If the thought of Big Brother coming to a close was getting you down, never fear - this year’s X Factor is back with a bang! With more celebrity panelists than ever (due to Minogue’s maternity leave and Cole’s unex- pected illness) we are in for more surprises and high quality entertainment than ever! Guest judges include Geri Halliwel, Pixie Lott and Nicole Scherzinger, each of whom promise some quality TV! Stay tuned and see if you can spot Britain’s next big star!
New Music!
If you’re heading to uni and want to snap up some great new music to start the soundtrack to your term, or if you simply want to update your iPod, then September is the month for new music! The album releases are endless this month...! Kicking us off are Aggro Santos (6th September); N.E.R.D and Kid Rock (7th September); Röyksopp, The Script and Phil Collins (13th September) - and that’s just the first half of September! Other artists releasing albums this September include Maroon 5, Kelly Rowland, T.I. and Diddy - boy oh boy, you better get shopping and hope you get a bonus this month!
with Celia Garforth
Who’s been saying what online this month? Celia names, shames and fames DJ’s mouthing off in cyberspace. You are what you tweet.
THE GUESTLIST NETWORK | SEPTEMBER 2010 TURNING POINT AT ROUNDHOUSE
17-19 September 2010 a host of big acts will come together to party it out at The Roundhouse in Camden. Rob da Bank and Roll Deep will join Ms. Dynamite, Toddla T and Professor Green and many others at the only London music festival to be completely created and controlled by young people aged 25 and under. Friday night will kick off with Pro- fessor Green headlining the main stage, joining him will be Toddla T, Breakage, Redlight and Jakwob. Saturday will bring mad vibes with the biggest and best names in urban music. BBC Radio 1 DJ, Rob Da Bank will be banging out the freshest beats, with Mistajam hosting the whole day. Roll Deep will be taking to the stage to bring some grime to the
weekend..and Ms. Dynamite will be doing what she does best!Sunday winds down with an eclectic mix of music, poetry, comedy.
New acts, performances and stages have been unveiled for this year’s Turning Point Festival at Camden’s Roundhouse taking place17-19 September.
Professor Green
This is going to be a massive party.. and if you want to be involved The Guestlist Network are giving away a pair of free tickets to one lucky reader who successfully answers the following question;
What was the name of Professor Green’s first hit single?
Just send your answers to
competitions@guestlist.net
YOUR HOROSCOPE Aquarius
Pisces Jan 21 - Feb 19 You must dance at Liverpool
Street station in order to gain the good luck for an important meeting this week.
Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23 Try a new hairstyle! That
style is old and boring. Cut it, colour it, actually better off.... SHAVE it! It will re-vamp your whole look.
Feb 20 - Mar 20 Ever thought you could be a
sky diver? Well today is the day! Walk down to the sports centre and sign up!
Virgo Aug 24 - sep 23 Tell that special person that
you like that you want them. The stars are pointing to the letter N.
Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20 If you keep begging Aries
you may just have enough for the shoes you have wanted for a while. DON’T STOP BELIEV- ING!
Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23 Take time to listen to others.
You’re speaking over them! There’s one individual that wants to open up, allow them to.
Taurus Apr 21 - May 21 You’re going away very
soon... I can see
it......make sure you pack your bags. Its a lovely place even a location for the fish to swim. Ahh the garden is always a nice place to escape to...
Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22 Have a shower in your favou-
rite fizzy drink... it will leave you in the bubbly mood to rave!!
Gemini May 22 - Jun 22 Play your music out loud in
your room tonight! Make sure the neighbours have something to complain about in the morn- ing!
Nov 23 - Dec 21 Sagittarius
The sun is shining for you
today Sagittarius. Leggings, a floral top and shades is the way forward. SMILE!!
Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23 You’re in a dark place this
week. Come up and out and join us all in the real world!
Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
Singing in the bath this
morning, will lift the mood of the day!
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