THE GUESTLIST NETWORK | SEPTEMBER 2010
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DRUNKEN EXPERIENCES
SHIT! You KNOW you’ve had a good night when your best mate is covered in shaving foam, sun cream, toothpaste and abusive writing. OhOh, she wasn’t best pleased but HEY! That’s what you get when you can’t remember your name and have to be car- ried home by three random French people. The French people definitely didn’t like me and the other drunkees at the flat! We had a lecture from them which we definitely did not understand (ASK ME IF I CARE?). Now now the drunken mess of a friend was ill! Suuuurely me and my other drunken crew couldn’t tease the poor girl .. oh wait? We could and we did! Tut Tut us girls wanted to give our drunken buddy a telling off .. physi- cally! She always walked off from us and it was time she learnt her lesson. She had fallen asleep with her head on the toilet with chunder almost up to her head because ob- viously flushing the toilet is impossible for her at this stage. With the help from a friend's boyfriend we managed to guide her on to a blow up mattress situated outside the bath- room and drag her into the operating room (the kitchen of dooooom). In the kitchen we had shaving foam, shower foam, sun cream, toothpaste, permanent markers and colour- ful pens. Naturally we wanted to use it ALL.. absolute carnage. Smiley faces and swirls of foam over her bod and permanent marker
giving her a perfect moustache and bushy eyebrows. Oh we are cruel and luckily she DID forgive us in the morning.. Until she found out we recorded it all on camera :P. Helllooooo Facebook!
Charlotte from Kent
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