8 Diary of a Club Promoter
It has been a very strange month; World Cup fever has most certainly brought London to its knees! Nobody can be bothered to work, everyone is drunk and I find myself having a strange affection for South Korea...
I have remained strong however and although I am currently sipping a cold beer I am pleased to bring you my diary for this month! Probably the most star-studded event this month was the “Baseline Film Premiere after party” which was attended by the Saturdays, Gemma Atkinson, Louise Glover and Plan B at private members club Molton House. Gemma seemed very close to Rick Parfitt Jn and they left hold- ing hands - watch this space... My favourite encounter this month however was being hugged by “The Phantom Hugger” as she is notori- ously known. You will often see her standing outside The Mayfair Ho- tel looking for any celeb to get her arms around. I feel very privileged to be hugged as previous “victims” in- clude; Katie Price, Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell, although, to be fair, I did have to ask for mine! Surprisingly, I spent more dosh in the bar than it cost for the room! Surely that can’t be right?! The most Z-list party this month has
to go to Greedy Mo from last year’s Big Brother’s birthday party! It must be a very tough time for clubs at the moment if they need to resort to us- ing this as a plug! Saying that, I felt I had to go and attend it on behalf of all the
guestlist.net readers in London. I have thought long and hard about the best way to review this event and I think I have come up with one word that can accurately
describe the whole experience for you... “Poo”. I will no doubt come across this years’ Big Brother contestants on the club scene as they frequently turn up at posh clubs to try and make the most of the fame, but luckily I know I can find a safe haven in China White as they have officially banned all Big Brother contestants from going in! It is great to see a club take such a stance, I really could not think of anything worse than sharing a Vodka and Red Bull with Shabby’s sweaty bum marring the taste. The beer is now finished and I do hope you have enjoyed this month’s column, I do appreciate feedback and if you know of any events that you want me to attend then feel free to get in touch and I will make an ap- pearance!
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BROWNSTOCK FESTIVAL (3RD, 4TH & 5TH SEPT)
Brownstock isn’t your ordinary festival; for those of you out there looking for a festival that REALLY spoils you, look no further.
BROWNSTOCK... Born in a field 6 years ago with the sole intention of giving a mates band a chance to perform on stage... and by stage, lets be specific, an old converted lorry trailer. Sat on hay bales with a can in hand, 300 revellers came to witness the birth of something truly special... Going from strength to strength, BROWNSTOCK wel- comed 2500 people through its gates last year to see the likes of Finlay Quaye and the Holloways rock the main stage and this year has pushed the boat out even fur- ther with a star studded line up of epic proportions. This year you can expect headline shows from acts including DOES IT OFFEND
YOU YEAH?, CASPA, DOORLY, BEARDYMAN, SWAY, DAN LE SAC vs SCROOBIUS PIP, Radio 1’s MISTAJAM and much much more. BROWNSTOCK prides it- self on being a peoples festival and with BBC Introducing in support has stuck to its guns by offering the support slots to some of the excep- tionally talented local bands from around the area, with NEW TOWN KINGS, THE MILK, BRITISH INTELLIGENCE and CATHOUSE heading up the bill. With a huge ar- ray of interactive areas, BROWN- STOCK really does have something for everyone, dance like no ones watching in the very exclusive 24HR SILENT DISCO running non stop
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throughout the weekend, register your team in the 5 A SIDE TOUR- NAMENT within the fully equipped football cage, challenge your mates to a duel in the MUD WRESTLING ARENA (Fancy Dress Optional), go for a mooch around the BROWN TOWN SHOPPING VILLAGE, catch a movie at the CINEMA, or grab your board and go riding in the SKATE PARK, one things for sure, at a recession busting £48 for 3 days camping, theres never a dull moment to be had at BROWN- STOCK ‘ROUND THE CLOCK’ 2010. For full details, ticket info and list- ings, visit
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YOUR HOROSCOPE Aquarius
Pisces Jan 21 - Feb 19 A celebrity will approach
you. He will whisk you away to Hollywood and you will ex- perience one night of hot sexy passion...watch out boys!
Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23
You will meet the love of your life in your local Mac- donalds...your life from then on will be filled with utter romance and class!
Feb 20 - Mar 20 Go through your phone
book, scroll down to the first J... call em up, your gonna have a sick night with them!
Virgo Aug 24 - sep 23 Make a bank transfer
today sort code: 501005 ac- count number: 21115230 and all your dreams will come true
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 20 Alba aint alll that!!!
Come on guys.. Jessica
Taurus
Apr 21 - May 21 Love your work
Gemini May 22 - Jun 22 Tonight wear the shittiest
clothes you
own...its gonna get messy!
Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23 Think One Love Festival
Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23 You will sufer deja vu,
caused by excessive mastur- bation
Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22 This month people will
think your
strange...because you are.
Nov 23 - Dec 21 Sagittarius
Suntan your straplines your gonna need it
Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
Go on Facebook and
send a love message to a random stranger.
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