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Horoscopes ~ April 2017 by Yerevan readingsbyyerevan@gmail.com


Aries (3/21 - 4/20)


This month is full of surprises, some good and some not-so-good, particularly when it comes to relationships. Try not to react too soon but allow other people to explain their positions. Things might be tense but many of you are in fairly good shape and able to take on challenges. After a long period of hard work you are reaching new heights in your job or vocation. This is a month to ponder your financial investments and adjust if necessary.


Taurus (4/21 - 5/20)


You may be feeling very passionate about something or someone as well as ready to do something special about it. This could be sensual and exciting or even inspiring. Just be careful that this passionate energy doesn’t turn into irritation if everything doesn’t go your way or according to plans. Allow for some interesting quirks and benevolent mishaps to guide you toward making corrections and improvements where they are needed most.


Gemini (5/21 - 6/20)


While the world around you appears more chaotic you have actually got things more un- der control than usual. As your ruling planet appears to be traveling backward this month here is ironically an increasing focus and steadiness to your endeavors. This doesn’t mean you won’t experience your share of challenges but they’ll be manageable enough. You could be reconnecting with old friends, colleagues or a certain ally later April.


Cancer (6/21 - 7/22)


This month you may strongly desire to work with others toward some goal and it is pos- sible that you are taking the lead. There is a lot on your plate and you realize that you can’t take care of it all on your own. In a close relationship you are willing to work hard for certain results also. You could be very suc- cessful at what you’re doing if you don’t push yourself too hard. Know when to take breaks and just go have silly fun.


Leo (7/23 - 8/22)


You could be feeling more heady and intel- lectual than usual. There may be an unex- pected visit from someone from afar or you may be called to venture into some strange land. Also, there may be reconsideration of an agreement that was made several months ago, as it no longer seems to fit within your lifestyle or long range goals. Fortunately there will be opportunities to adjust if nec- essary and align with something more ap- propriate.


Virgo (8/23 - 9/22)


This month should be very interesting and lively but you are mostly focused on complet- ing projects you started earlier this year and later last year. It is also an optimal time for a tying up some loose ends and getting rid of excesses. Managing your finances may be another priority and it is best to avoid making very large purchases until early May if pos- sible. Doing yoga and receiving massages could really help you manage your stress.


Libra (9/23 - 10/22)


A lot of things seem bigger than life right now, including your attitude, O diplomatic one. It’s ok to put a few niceties on hold while you get down to business. There are some very big developments taking place in your existing working partnerships so don’t let that attitude get too far out of hand. These could range from business collaborations, a baby, a mar- riage or political campaigns. For some Libras it will be a bit of all of the above and more.


Scorpio (10/23 - 11/22)


Nobody is better than you at keeping a secret but you should be careful not to slip on that ability this month. To do so could jeopardize an otherwise secure position. Most likely you will not let that happen though because you will have some amazing outlets for express- ing your pent up energy and creativity. A rela- tionship could be very heated, hopefully good ways! The solution to any discord might be in generosity and letting the other person win.


Sagittarius (11/23 - 12/21)


This could be a rather intense month for many of you, as many very happy and un- happy experiences seem to be occurring simultaneously, making it quite difficult to just “be” with any of them for any length of time. So much is happening at once you may need time-outs to pay extra attention to your inner voice and needs. There could be an exciting but short-lived romance or excitement with an existing lover that leads to adventure and new discoveries.


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Capricorn (12/22 - 1/19)


You could be entering a period of deep evalu- ation over the many recent changes that have taken place in your life, weighing the pros and cons and checking to see if there is anything important you left out. Part of you may feel called to go out and share what you have learned or gained and yet another part equal- ly pulls you toward making quiet completions. You may have a strong need for boundaries, as well as quality time in nature or solitude.


Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18)


Random education is a highlight. Foreign languages, mysterious symbols and ancient philosophies could be especially intriguing and enriching to you at this time. Home life might be a little rocky and your first impulse might be to stay away from it and wander. Also your love life could probably use a little spice right about now. Whatever tools being used you’re bridging gaps in unusual places and stirring the pot where things have gotten too predictable.


Pisces (2/19 - 3/20)


You could be very artistically inclined in the weeks ahead if not already by nature. You may also feel raw, undergoing a magnificent transformation on some level and wish for someone to understand exactly where you’re coming from, which may not come easily. Talk to the moon, whisper to the stars, roll on the grass, and observe your reflection in a pool of water. These kinds of connections may be more affirmative now than those from most humans.


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