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2 • October 2016 • UPBEAT TIMES, INC. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~ Jim Davis


Upbeat Times at Giants Game! AT & T Park, San Francisco, CA!


www.upbeattimes.com First Fun Facts


Earth’s volcanoes occur because its crust is broken into 17 major, rigid tectonic plates that fl oat on a hotter, softer layer in its mantle.


Green, sweet bell pepper have 2 times as much vitamin C as oranges; red and yellow bell peppers have 4 times as much.


It is believed that the sheep’s milk cheese that Polyphemus the Cyclops made in his caves in Homer’s ‘Odyssey’ was most likely an early form of feta cheese.


Americans eat almost 30% of their meals away from home each year!


DizKlaimurz CORRECTION:


Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.


Samantha Nickel(left) and Marie D. at the Padres vs. Giants on September 14th ! The weather was perfect the company awesome, even though the Giants lost! ~ We love Upbeat Times!


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three thousand hits in baseball. It took one aſt ernoon on the golf course.” ~Hank Aaron


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(Upbeat Printed This In Error!) Although their ages don’t preclude their being mother and daughter, Phyllis Diller and Susan Lucci are not related. Phyllis Driver was born in Ohio in 1917 and married Sherwood Diller in 1939; they had fi ve children together before divorcing in 1965, none of whom was Susan Lucci (who was born in New York in 1946).


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