the lads broke with howls and belly laughs and all the girls laughed when Vicki said “You’re pathetic Wiggins”.
Delmer: I think that was the last dance we had.
Cecil: Yeah, Miss Beeton sent me to the principle for improper behavior and that was the end of dances at the school!
Delmer: What ever happened to Vicki Saunders?
Cecil: She ran for the green party in Temiskaming! Anyway, it all ended well.
Delmer: Whaddya mean? Cecil: I can’t dance anyway!
Delmer: Remember back in health class when we briefly covered sex education?
Cecil: Yeah, that was a lot of fun.
Delmer: Remember the supply teacher we had for a week cause Mrs. Gallagher was sick or somethin?
Cecil: That was classic. His first big mistake was asking us where Mrs Gallagher had left off.
Delmer: And we all said you should start at the beginning of chapter four (knowing full well it was the sex part and wasn’t on the curriculum).
Cecil: When Gary Mineau asked him to demonstrate some of the things we were talking about I thought his head was gonna explode.
Delmer: Yeah he told Gary to go stand in the hall and the rest of us to shut up and read.
Cecil: Did ya see what they’re gonna teach in school now.
Delmer: I don’t know what half them things are. I think that a good trip to a farm would tell ‘em all they need ta know.
Cecil: Ah, someone would complain. It’s not politically correct ta see it, but it’s okay ta talk about it in school.
Delmer: It’s enough ta drive you to drink.
Cecil: Excellent idea....let’s go have a polite one.
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