HA VE Y OU BEEN
Outsmarted CROSSWORD LEAVERS AND QUITTERS
JOKES BBC NEWS - WOMEN SET TO BE
ALLOWED TO SERVE COMBAT ROLES ON THE FRONT LINE.
I THINK YOU WILL FIND IT'S SPELT " ROLLS ".
LEAVE GARY BARLOW ALONE!
WHATEVER HE SAID, WHATEVER HE DID, HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
HEARTFELT CONGRATULATIONS TO RUSSELL BRAND ON WINNING THIS YEAR'S EUROVISION SONG CONTEST.
IF I GOT £1 FOR EVERY TIME I
LOOKED AT THE NEGATIVE SIDE OF THINGS,
Across 1 Chatty Man's namesake can show you 'Te Easy Way to Stop Smoking' (4)
6 Lewis leaves which team for some German engineering? (7)
7 Boris said a Soviet "so long" in 1999.
9 Joseph Ratzinger resigned from his post, but what was his title? (4)
10 Paul dons the Claret and Blue after ditching the green and yellow (7)
13 Jeremy calls it a (news)night on his political show presenting (6)
14 Te 5th Beatle quit the band before the going got good (4,4)
15 He never made it to Rio, and resigned after not being selected by Roy (9)
16 Brucey's strictly too old to long in the tooth to carry on presenting (7)
Down 2 MP resigned in 2003 in protest of the invasion of Iraq (5,4)
3 He became the Eleventh Doctor without even obtaining a PHD (4,5)
4 Rebekah made global headlines when she resigned, initially. (1,1,1,1)
5 John's affair with Christine Keeler resulted in him quitting his party (7)
6 'Te Chosen One' didn't get the choice to stay as he was ousted after 10 months in the job (5)
8 From resignation as Director- General of the BBC to Chairman of the FA (4,4)
11 Cuban leader renounced faithfulness as he resigned from his post in 2008 (6)
12 Which Richard got a Frosty reception from famous interviewer over Watergate? (5)
13 Te 'pig with lipstick' quits her post as Governor of Alaska in 2009 (5)
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I'D HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TAX TO PAY.
THE OTHER DAY SOMEONE LEFT A PIECE OF PLASTICINE IN MY HOUSE.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT.
I WAS SAYING TO A STRANGER IN THE PUB LAST NIGHT, "MY
GRANDDAD IS 104 TOMORROW."
"HOLY SHIT. WHAT'S HIS SECRET?" "HE WAS BORN A LONG TIME AGO."
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