5 RULES FOR A MAN TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE
1. IT‟S IMPORTANT TO HAVE A WOMAN WHO HELPS AT HOME, WHO COOKS FROM TIME TO TIME, CLEANS UP AND HAS A JOB. 2 .IT‟S IMPORTANT TO HAVE A WOMAN WHO CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH. 3. IT‟S IMPORTANT TO HAVE A WOMAN WHO YOU CAN TRUST AND WHO DOESN‟T LIE TO YOU.
4. IT‟S IMPORTANT TO HAVE A WOMAN WHO IS GOOD IN BED AND WHO LIKES TO BE WITH YOU.
5. IT‟S VERY,VERY IMPORTANT THAT THESE FOUR WOMEN DON‟T KNOW EACH OTHER.
Know how to
A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast. He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there is a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable. The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'. Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?' The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.' The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is. The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share.' He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in it. 'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it is an ill wind and all that. So what is the other possible good news? 'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again!
prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
Subject: FW: Voted best Aussie Joke of the Year
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My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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