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NEW YEAR, NEW YOU There might have been some overindulgence during the festive period. Here are our handy tips to start off and beat the bulge
juice. You’ll feel horrible as you detox but before long, your eyes will be clear and you’ll be wraith-thin. The first bite of food puts it all back on, so eat with caution when you get back to living normally.
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I AM THE EGG MAN It worked for Charles Saatchi so why not you? Simply eat nine boiled eggs a day and nothing else. You might feel clucking crazy but watch the pounds fall off. If you start growing a beak or feathers, it’s time to stop.
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THE URGE TO PURGE So, we don’t exactly recommend this but it is a tried and trusted
method for some, after all, what goes in, must come out.
CAVEMAN Get your club out and go hunting and gathering! Start eating like a
cave man, after all, if it worked for homo erectus, it will work for you. Faux fur only these days if you’re dressing the part!
NIL BY MOUTH There’s nothing wrong with replacing food with drink and
getting your calories from liquids. A nutritious shake works perfectly as a meal replacement, not a bottle of vodka!
ELASTIC GASTRIC If you have absolutely no will power, it’s time to head down the surgical
route and get a gastric band. Before you know it, you’ll be eating like a tiny bird and that bikini will look fabulous. No pain, no weight gain. Just remember to tuck that loose flesh into your waist band.
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JUICE, JUICE, BABY Get out the juicer, rev up the blender and replace all solid food with green
MY FAVOURITE WINTER DESTINATION MADONNA DI CAMPIGLIO, TRENTINO ALTO ADIGE, ITALY
Andrew Azzopardi, General Manager No12 Fine Wines & Provisions
My ideal winter getaway definitely revolves around a destination that offers a combination of good food and sports such as skiing. ‘Madonna di Campiglio’ is one of those places. A fantastic mecca of the most superb ski slopes, gourmet restaurants and great wines from the region. I recommend an early morning ski up to ‘Monte Spinale’ for a coffee and morning glass of frizzante at the ‘Chalet Fiat’ followed by some off-piste
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skiing through the lush forests if you’re that way inclined or simply stick to the numerous marked slopes. The number of good restaurants on the slopes makes it a joy for last-minute reservations before hitting the slopes again in the afternoon. Winding down the active day with a few Après ski drinks, followed by a delectable dinner at one of the many restaurants in town is always one of the highlights of the trip.
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