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■ Robin Hood (BBC1,6^pm) In the last of Ihe series, Robin abandons the gang when he is unable to come to terms vwth Mar­ ian's death. Jonas Armstrong stars as the hero.


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6.00 Breakfast (S) 7803301 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Food of The Year The show’s best moments. (S) 60672


11.00 The Queen at 80 (R) (S) 57108 1Z00 BBC News; Weather (S) 1815653 12.10 Football Focus (S) 2524479 1.00 Wailace & Gromit: A Grand Day Out (R) (S) 47453450


1.25 FILM: Rubber (1997) Comedy, with Robin Williams. (S) 7727837


2.50 RLM: Big (1988) Comedy. Tom Hanks and Elizabeth Perkins star. (S) 50818585


4.30 Rnal Score Round-up of results. Digital viewers can access extended coverage on the interactive service. 3951063


5.10 Weakest Link (S) 1820332 6.00 BBC News; (S) Regional News 585189 6.20 Mastermind Celebrity Special 401653 6.50 Robin Hood (S) 909276 7.35 The National Lottery: In It to Win It Quiz show, including the all-important numbers. (S) 617943


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BJ25 Casualty Part one of two. Harry tends to a critically ill baby, while an accident involving a vanload of prisoners and a crowd of residents protesting against a brothel ensures the staff have their hands full. (S) 887^6 Little Britain Abroad Second of two festive specials. Vicky Pollard's mum (Dawn French) arrives in Thailand for her daughter’s drug-smuggling trial, lovelorn PM’s aide Sebastian makes a shocking discovery about his boss and hypnotist Kenny Craig finally gets his comeuppance. Peter Kay and Paul McKenna guest star. (S) 151634


9.45 Jam & Jerusalem Tash and James spend their first Christmas without Mike, and Sal fears they are finding the festivities hard to deal with. Meanwhile, Queenie takes charge of the pantomime. Last in series. (S) 894653


1025 BBC News; Weather (S) 205672 10.45 Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of today's Premiership dashes, including the west London derby between Chelsea and Fulham, and Manchester United against Reading. (S) 529566


1Z15 RLM: Wing Commander (1999) ^- f i adventure, stam’ng Freddie Prinze Jnn (S) Weatherview 494561


1.55 Sign i&ne: Nigelia's Christmas Kitchen (R) (S) 5635509


225 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) 1328219 325 Sign Zone: The Choir (R)(S) 7998935 425 Sign Zone: Jam & Jerusalem (R) (S) 92966615


4.55 BBC News 24 (S) 1569851 I I SKY MOVIES 1 H


• 11.50 Shark Tale (2004) See S.5Spm. -1 2 5 Pride and Prejudice (2005) Costume drama, stam'ng Keira Knightley, Donald Sutherland, Brenda Blethyn and Talulah Riley. 3 2 5 Moonstruck (1987) Romantic conedy, starring Cher. 5 2 5 Shark Tale (2004) Animated adventure, with the vok» of VWII Smith. 7 2 0 Popcorn Comic quiz show hosted by Andy Goldst»n. 8.00 Doom (2005) Premiere. Scl-fi thriller, starring The Rock. 9.50 Walking Tall (2004) Action adventure, starring The Rock. 11.20 Doom (2005) See 8.00pm. 1.10 K ill Bill: Vol Two (2004) Revenge thriller, starring Uma Thurman. 3 2 0 The Dreamers (2003) Sizzling drama, starring Michael Pitt, 5 2 5 Popcorn Comic quiz show hosted by Andy Goldstein.


SKY MOVIES 2 1120 Bewitched (2005) See 6.00pm.


1.05 Chasing Christmas (2005) Comedy starring Tom Arnold. 2 2 0 The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) Animated adventure, with the voice of Tom Kenny and Lawrence Douglas, 4.00 Ella Enchanted (2004) Fantasy adventure, starring Anne Hathaway. 6.00 Bewitched (2005) Romantic comedy, starring Nict^e Kidman. 8.00 School fo r Seduction (2004) C om ^ . starring Kelly Brook. 10.00 Goal! (2005) Premiere. Sporting drama, starring Kuno Becker. 12.05 The Whole Ten Yards (2004) Comedy sequel, starring Matthew Perry, Amanda Peel and Natasha Henstridge. 1.45 The Phantom (1996) Fantasy adventure, starring Billy Zane. 3 2 0 Open Water (2004) Taut drama, staoing Blanchard Ryan. 4 2 5 The Dinosaur Hunter (2000) Adventure, starring Simon MacCorkindale, Chr isk^ er Plummer, Alison Pill and Bill Switzer.


SKY ONE 12.00 Stargate Atlantis 1.00 Stargate Atlantis 200 Stargate Atlantis 3.00 Stargate Atlantis 4.00 Stargate Atlantis 5.00 Stargate Atlantis 6.00 Malcolm in the Middle 6 2 0 Malcolm in the Middle 7.00 The Simpsons, Mr Burns brands Homer irisane. Michael Jackson guests. 7 2 0 The Simpsons


8.00 The Simpsons 8 2 0 The Simpsons 9.00 Best of Brainiac: Science Abuse. Highlights of sdence show. 10.00 Best of Brainiac: Science Abuse 11.00 Best of Brainiac: Science Abuse 1200 Cold Case 1.00 Cold C ase 1 2 0 Bones 240 Bones 3 2 0 Dream Team 4 2 0 Dream Team 5.10 Guilty!


BBC THREE 7.00 The Real Hustle 7 2 5 Rim: RoNn Hood: Prince of Thieves (19911. Ttie legendary outlaw enlists a band of loyal accomplices and sets out to liberate the peo;Me of Nottingham from the tyranny d their devil-worship­ ping sherilf. Action-packed blockbusting adventure, starring Kevin Costner and Alan Rickman, with Mary Slzabeth Mastrantonio. Morgan Freeman and Christian Slater. Watch out for Sean Connery, who makes a regal appearance in the dosing scenes. 1 0 2 3 Torchwood. The team investigate a spate of kidnappings. 112 5 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1125 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Louise applies for a new job. 1225 Tlttybangbang 1255 Torctiwood 1.45 Torchwood 225 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 3.05 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 3 2 5 Trttybangbang 4.05 Close


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9 2 5 Emmsrdalo 1240 Coronation Street 3.00 Nanny 9t f 3 2 5 It’s a Boy Girl Thing 4 2 5 2006 Greatest Hits 5 2 5 2006: The Greatest Hits Downloaded 7.00 Rim: ET: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982). Steven Spielberg’s blockbusting sd-fr fantasy, stamVig Henry Thomas. Induding Entertainment News Update. 9.00 Rim: The Fast and the Furious (2001). An undercover r e i agent infiltrates the world of fate-night drag radng — but stniggles to dedde where his loyalties lie. Mindless high-octane thriller, starring Vin Diesel. Induding Entertainment Nevre Update. 11.00 Rim: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003). A (fisgraced cop is offered the chance to prove his mettle — but the lure of fast cars and foxy giris proves too much once more. Hi-octane thnller, with Paul Walker. 1.05 Harry Hilfs Christmas T V Burp 1 2 5 Make Your Play: ITV Play 3.40 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


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,11.00 Roland and Zammo s New Year Party 1.45 The Best of The Album Chart Show 2 3 0 Hollyoaks S.00 Fnends 5 2 0 Fnends 6.00 Earthsea. Part one of two. When the war-prevenbng Amulet of Peace Is brdeen and part of rt vantshes. a novice wizard must take on a villamous king intent on con- quenng the islands of Earthsea. Epic fantasy drama based on the award­ winning novel by Ursula K LeGuin, starring Isabella Rossellini. Condudes tomorrow, 7 2 5 Friends. Joey tries to team French. 8 2 5 Friends. Monica and Chandler go house-hunting. 9.00 The 100 Greatest Number Ones. Graham Norton's epic nindown. 1.15 Shameless 2 1 5 Shameless 320 Eaithsea 4.45 Switched 5.05 Switched 5 2 5 Switched 5 2 5 Close


SKY SPORTS 1 1200 Soccer Saturday 5.10 Live Footbai! Spedal. Sheffield United v Arsenal (Kick-off 5.15pm). 7.40 Sky Sports Classics 7 2 5 FIFA Futbd Mondial. International football magazine featuring the best action from across the globe, induding the latest news from the biggest leagues in Europe and South America 8 2 5 Football RrsL Full delayed coverage of one of this afternoon’s Premiership matches. 10.15 Football RrsL Highlights of a Premiership match. 11.45 Football Rrst 1.15 Football Rrst 2 4 5 Football Rrst 4.15 Footbai! Rrst 5.45 Sky Sports Classics


SKY SPORTS 2 1020 Test Cric'KOt 1.00 Golf 3.00 Moto Plus 3 2 0 Test Cricket 6.00 Max Power 7.00 Live Darts. The semi-finals of the 2007 World Championship. 11.00 Gdf 1.00 Darts. The 2007 World Championship. 5.00 Max Power


SKY SPORTS 3 1200 WWE: Bottom Une 1.00 Darts 5.00 W W E Smackdown 7.00 Moto . Pius 7 2 0 Test Cricket 10.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling 11.00 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown 1.00 Live N F L Washington Redskins v New York Giants (Kick-off 1.00am). 4 2 0 Moto Pius 5.00 Sports Unlimited


UVE FOOTBALL SPECIAL: Sheffield United vArsenal (Kick-off 5,15pm). All the action from thrs eventngs Premiershrp dash at Bramall Lane, where the Gunners are attempting to do the double over the Blades. A 3-0 victory rn September handed Arsene Wenger's men their fii^ league vw'n at the . Bnlrates Stadium, and though their form has improved considerably, they remain inconsistent in front of goal and need to be more dinical if they are to take maximum points here. (Sky Sports 1,5.10pm)


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■ BBC Gardener of the Year 2006


'(BBC2,8.15pm) It’s a case of plant


''pots at dawn as ~ Joe Swift presents the annual chal­ lenge, with five leading amateurs competing for the prestigious title.


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6.00 CBeebies 18081 7.00 CBBC 1764653 12.00 Animal Park Becky the giraffe gives birth to a 6ft calf. (R) (S) 71653


1.00 Cash in the Attic A Surrey couple sell unwanted items. (R) (S) 60301 Sherlock Holmes: The Master Blackmailer Feature-length episode. A \rillain bites off more than he can chew. Jeremy Brett stars. (R) (S) 965214 Ready, Steady, Cook With Connie Rsher. (S) 4318382


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4.30 Weakest Link Quiz, hosted by Anne Robinson. (S) 7336092 RLM: Spirited Away (2002) Premiere. Oscar-winning animatM fanta^, with the voices of Daveigh Chase and James Marsden. Dubbed in English. (S) 677837 Regional Programme BBC Gardener of the Year 2006 Joe Swift presents the annual challenge, with five leading amateurs competing for the prestigious title. It’s a case of plant pots at dawn when the contestants discover they have just four days to build outdoor sanctuaries— for people they have never met. (S) 571634 RLM: The Hours (2003) Premiere. Magnificent, emotional drama e)q3loring how Vii^inia Woolfs novel Mrs Dalloway affects the lives of three very different women— a put-upon Fifties housewife, a modern-day literary editor and the famed novelist herself. Director Stephen Daldrys follow-up to the acclaimed Billy Elliot received nine Oscar nominations, but Nicole Kidman, who is almost unrecognisable as Woolf, thanks to a prosthetic nose, was the only winner on the night. The talented cast includes Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore, Stephen Dillane, Miranda Richardson, Ed Ham's, Toni Collette and John C Reilly. (S) 12210740


11.05 Cricket: The Ashes Australia v England. The fifth and final day of the Fourth Ashes Test at the MCG in Melbourne, where the wsitors vrill be de^rate to come out on top. (S) 527924


11.45 RLM: Steptoeand Son (1972) Harold marries a stripper— but makes the mistake of letting Albert ta9 along on the honeymoon. Brilliant comedy spin-off from the mucrft-loved series, stam'ng Harry H Corbett, Wilfrid Brambell, Carolyn Seymour and Victor Maddem. (S) 263030


120 RLM: The Falcon Out West (1944) Thriller, stam'ng Tom Conway and Don Douglas. (S) 5738344


5.30 CrrV 1717672


5.55 n V Morning News (S) 3327363 6.00 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 7107856 725 Toonattik (S) 15037672 925 CW f 6534030 9.40 RLM: One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing (1975) Disney family comedy, stam'ng Peter Ustinov. (S) 17880943


1120 RLM: The Alamo (1960) Historical epic,


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stam'ng John Wayne. (S) 44911363 ' [TV News;^Wealher (S) 20581363


Regional Programme RIM: Superman (1978) Adventure, with Christopher Reeve. (S) 72435634 Regional Programme


5.15 r rv News and Sport; Weather (S) 1945914


520 It’s Now Or Never (S) 37740 620 Steve invin— A Tribute to the Crocodile Hunter (S) 99092


720 Hany Hill’s Christmas TV Burp The comic takes an irreverent look at festive TV offerings, sorting the telly treats from the turkeys. What will he make of the murderous goings-on in Emmerdale and Pauline Fov^eris exit from Albert Square? (S) 585


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8.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity In the last of three festive spedals, all-round entertainer Bonnie Langford and Strictly Come Dancing - professional Anton Du Beke par up in a bid to win as much as they can for ChildUne. (S) 5585 Viewer of the Year 2006 The race to be crowned the most attentive TV viewer in the country reaches a spectacular climax with a i'lve studio quiz hosted by Kate Thornton. A group of 50 Emmerdale obsessives, X Factor experts and I’m A Celebrity devotees vwll be desperate to be crowned top dog when it comes to all things telly-related and walk away with an impressive home entertainment system and plasma TV as well as a cheque for the ^0,000 prize money in the process. Viewers at home need not feel left out— they are in a chance of being made a winner too, as a host of massive prizes is up for grabs for those who take the plunge and pit their wits against the quiz by playing along interactively. (S) 8672


11.00 rrV News; Weather 561818 11.15 RLM: The Object of My Affection (1996) Romantic comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston. (S) 192999^


120 Make Your Play Interactive game show: ITV News Headlines 95834412


4.35 Trading Treasures (R) (S) 64890509 5.00 ITV Nightscreen 78122


620 Inuk (R) 9293818


625 The Hoobs (R) (S) 9493^5 7.00 Little Wolfs Book of Badness Light­ hearted animated tale. (R) 45363


7.30 Adrenalin Rush 64498 8.00 The Morning Line (S) 7375740 8.55 T4: It’s a Boy Girl Thing: T4 Movie Special (R) (S) 7893295


925 T4: Friends (R) 7749585 10.00 T4: Popworid 7685498 1025 T4: Friends (R) (S) 1189943 1125 T4: Celebrity Predictions: A Look Back at 2006 (3)5340112


1220 RLM: The Witches (1990) Fantasy, stam'ng Anjelica Huston. (S) 896585


2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Haydock Park and Musselburgh Including the 3.10 Haydock Park Graduation Chase (2m 60. (3)2634


4.00 A Place in the Sun (R) 214 420 RLM:T1meBandits(1981)Adventure, stam'ng John Cleese. (S) 89233108


6.40 Channel 4 News (S) 563127 7.00 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts a festive special in which the jackpot rises to £500,000, giving the lucky contestant the prospect of a very merry Christmas indeed. (R) (S) 44^


8.00 RLM: Sense and Sensibility (1995) Adaptation of Jane Austen’s classic tale about impoverished sisters who are taken in by their mother’s cousin and set their sights on two very different men. Fabulous romantic drama, stam'ng Emma Thompson. (S) 26843769


10.40 The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2006 Jimmy Carr is joined by celebrities Jonathan Ross, David Walliams, Russell Brand, Rob Brydon, Noel Relding and Cat Deeley for the seasonal entertainment extravaganza, taking a not-too-serious iook at the past 12 months. Topics up for discussion in<dude: which MP did the best cat impersonation on national TV, why did an Eighties pop icon turn street sweeper for a day, and whose cheeky Portuguese wink outraged the nation? A string of A-list celebrities pop in to help the contestants, and with last year’s winner Jonathan Ross eager to hold on to his crown, *


rt promises to be a tightly fought battle. (R) (S) 89653382


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12.45 Green Wing Guy searches for somewhere to live. (R) (S) 309967 Best of the Worst (R) (S) 85257 World Cup Skiing 1324493 Escape to Alaska (R) (S) 7995561 Freesports on 4 (R) 92953141


Adrenalin Rush (R) 57407561 Men in White (R) (S) 2000580


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- ■ Deal or No Deal (Channel 4,7pm).


■ Noel Edmoiids\ ... hosts a festive edt- tion in which the jackpot is douUed to £500,000, giving the lucky contes- I tantthepro^>ect of a very merry


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■ Careless - . Whiskers: The - Unseen George Michael (Rve, 10.15pm) Documentary chart­ ing the Trie of the singer-songwnter whose debut album F ^ sold over 20 million copies.


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6.00 Sunrise 9839856 6.55 Milkshake! 75484/37


9.00 Shake! 22946160 11.35 BumfortheKill(R)(S) 66702009 12.05 RLM: Columbo: A Deadly State of . Mind (1975) Crime drama, stam'ng Peter Falk and Lesley Warren. (S) 8167230


45 RLM: Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)


Comedy, starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan and Dan Hedaya. (S) 501491^


3.35 RLM: Jason and the Argonauts (1963) Classic fantasy adventure, stam'ng Todd Armstrong. (S) 5 //8924


5.35 RLM: The Muppets’ Wizard of Oz (2005) Comedy antics, with Kermit and pals. (S) 80053566


7.10 five news and Sport (S) 7772856 7.25 NCIS The team race to find a sniper who is targeting Marine recniitera and picking them off one by one— and their only clue is a vrfiile feather left at the scene of eadi killing. American drama, stam’ng Mark Harmon and Michael Weatherly. (R) (S) 2212818


820 NCIS Three similar execution-style killings take place and the team discover one of the victims, an aviator, was going through a messy divorce. His widow falls under suspicion of comm'itting the first two crimes to mask the murder of her husband — but unfortunately she has an Iron-clad alibi. (R) (S) 5691382


9.15 CSI: Crime Scene investigation Grissom investigates a muraer in the


small Nevada backwater of Jackpot and discovers certain people in the town do not want the crime to be solved. Undeterred, he meets the person who found the victim’s severed head in woodland, and evidence soon leads him to the rest of the body buried in a shallow grave. Crime drama, starring V\7illiam • Petersen, Mara Helgenbergerand Gary Dourdan. (R) (S) 7044160


10.15 Careless Whiskers: The Unseen George Michael Documentary . charting the life of the singer-songwriter whose massive worldwide success has often been overshadowed by private and public struggles with his sexuality. (S) 7068740


I I . 15 Inside the Priory A peek behind the


doors of tile famous Roehampton clinic, profiling previous guests and investigating claims that some stars check In to give their careers a boost (S) 7378943


12.20 Prison Break (R) (S) 8395509 1.20 The Great Big Quiz 29957238 525 Wildlife SOS (R) (S) 91525412


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6.00 Breakfast (S) 423899 8.30 Match of the Day (R)(S) 49722 10.00 Heaven & Earth with Gloria Hunntford From London’s West End. (S) 14764


11.00 The Queen at 80 Conclusion. The life of Elizabeth II. (R) (S) 34528


12.00 ’Alio ’Allol General Von Winkerhoffen makes his presence felt. (R) (S) 2500899


12.50 BBC News; Weather (S) 69538580


1.00 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook Sketches including the Phantom Raspberry Blower. (R) (S) 43747


ZOO EastEnders (S) 2272764 5.20 Robin Hood Robin prepares for a final showdown with the Sheriff. Last In series, stam’ng Jonas Armstrong. (R) 3201257


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6.05 BBC News (S) 973567 6.30 Songs of Praise Aled Jones introduces the New Year Big Sing Party at London's Royal Albert Hall. (S) 450073


7.10 Antiques Roadshow: The Next Generation Michael Aspel and the team return to the Royal Museum In Edinburgh for a junior edition of the show. Among the collectors is a girl with a valuable set of railway posters. (S) 781580


8.00 Casualty Conclusion. Prostitutes and punters make a desperate bid to escape as fire rages at the brothel, and Guppy comes face to face with the arsonist as


• he treats an injured man inside the building. (S) 395948


850 BBC News; Weather (S) 136325 9.00 The Big Rnish with Graham Norton The comedian hosts this quiz that sees five celebrity teams go head to head in a celebration of the finest moments of


•2006, and opens its doors to artists from the world of entertainment (S) 7122


1050 Little Britain Abroad Rrst of two comedy specials in which Matt Lucas and David Walliams take their popular characters overseas, with Lou and Andy jetting off to Disneyworld, Daffyd visiting Myfanw/s gay bar on Mykonos and Yrcly Pollara getting thrown into prison in Thailand. Steve Coogan and Ronnie Corbett guest star. (R) (S) 17238


11.00 Little Britain Abroad Dawn French, Peter Kay and Paul McKenna guest star in the second festive special. (R) 8238


1150 New Year Live End-of-year party, hosted by Natasha KaplinsW. (S) 151141


1250 RLM: Romancing the Stone (1984) Comedy adventure, starring Michael Douglas. (S) 225807


ZOO RLM: Tales from the Crypt (1972) Chilling anthology, with Ralph


Richardson; (S) Weatherview 364642 355 BBC News 24 (S) 4^999623


■The Big Rnlsh with Graham Norton (BBC1, 9pm)


'nvecome<fian hosts this end^f- -


year quiz that sees five celebrity teams' ccxnpete In a cele­ bration of the finest moments of 2006 '


■Joois* Annual Hootenanny 2006 (BBC2,10.50pm) Piano maestro Joois Hdland sees in the New Year with a mag'tcal mix of music Paul Weller, the Zutons, the Kooks and Amy Winehouse. i


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6.00 CBeebies 67493 7.00 CBBC 467528 10.00 Animal Park (R) (S) 12306 11.00 Churchill’s Bodyguard (S) 6990031 11.50 RLM: El Cid (1961) Epic drama, starring Charlton Heston. (S) 32878073


Z40 Rog it! From Hereford. (S) 2407677 355 Sherlock Holmes: The Last Vampyre Feature-length drama, starring Jeremy Brett (R) (S) 63000238


5.10 Coast Revisited Part one of two. Highlights from the series. (R) 9698431


6.10 H Started with Swap Shop Noel Edmonds, Keith Chegwin, Maggie Philbin and John Craven are reunited for a nostalgic celebration of Saturday morning kids’ show Multi-Floured Swap Shop, v\4tich first aired 30 years ago and ran until 1982. (R) (S) 75811764


8.00 The Archbishop of Canterbury’s New Year Message The Most Rev Dr Rowan Williams reflects on the past year’s events and looks forward to the challenges facing the world over the next 12 months. (S) 703986


8.05 Grumpy Old New Year Contributors Including Jenny Eclair, Arabella Weir, Des Lynam, Bill Oddie, Jeremy Clarion, Unda Robson and Shobna Gulati voice their opinions on New Year’s Eve shenanigans. (R) (S) 605702


9.00 Fear of Fanny Black comedy, starring Julia Davis as real-life culinary icon Fanny Cradock, television’s first celebrity chef. The League of Gentlemen’s Mark Gatiss co-stars as her long-suffering oriscreen husband Johnnie, with Nicholas Bums, Hayley Atwell, Claudie Blakely and Jason Watkins. (S) 6397561


1050 Dead Ringers Christmas Sp^'al Festive edition of the satirical sketch show, featuring an irreverent take on Bleak House. Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kewn Connelly and Mark Perry star. (R)(S) 876603


10.50 Joois’ Annual Hootenanny 2006 Piano maestro Joois Holland sees In the New Year vwth a magical mix of music by Paul Weller. Lhe Zuions, the Kooks, Amy Winehouse, Sam Moore, Ray Lamontagne, Marc Almond and Lily Allen. (S) 98493035


1Z50 Beyonce at the BBC Performance by the chart-topping diva. (R) (S) 3470130


155 RLM: The Falcon In Mexico (1944) /Vi artist’s daughter becomes suspidous when paintings by her supposedly dead father appear on the market, and hires the debonair sleuth to investigate. Thriller, vwth Tom Conway. (S) 1127517


■ IWas There: The People’s Review 2006 (rrvi,10pm) The headline sto­ ries of the past year I from a unique ai^e | —•all the footage wasc^turedby ; eyewitnesses on ^ camcorders.


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5.30 r rv Morning News (S) 19344 6.00 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 7174528 755 Toonattik (S) 15004344 9.25 CXW 3077141 1055 The Championship (S) 7639219 11.25 FI: 2006 Season Review (S) 4887238 1255 Cathedral (S) 3660493 155 ITV News; Weather (S) 22523857 1.35 Regional Programme I.


Reunion concert from the City of Manchester Stadium. (R) (S) 3216238


Z45 All Star Family Fortunes Teams from Ckironation Street and Emmerdale compete. Last in series. (R) (S) 1676141


3.35 RLM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) Comedy thriller, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) 746899


5.30 The Very Best of You’ve Been Framed! Highlights. (S) 98122


6.30 Regional Programme 6.45 ITV News; Weather (S) 333567 7.00 Emmerdale Toni is furious to learn Paddy didn’t mean to propose and her rage is compounded when she sees Del with David. Viv contemplates a lonely new year after Bob Is refused bail. (S) 4054


7.30 Coronation Street Jamie is shocked to receive a cryptic phone call just as he and Frankie are making their final preparations for departure. Steve plans a romantic seduction scene for Michelle, and Jason insists baby Holly should go into care. (S) 306


8.00 Heartb^t An anti-war protest has serious consequences for Walker when one of the demonstrators accuses him of assault, while a cobra causes havoc after escaping from vet Fergus’ car. (S) 6722


9.00 Heartbeat Paul Nicholas guest stars as a Swedish sailor who may not be telling the truth about the contents of the coffin he's escorting home. A trio of youno joyriders steal Carol’s car. (S) 6986


10.001 Was There: The People’s Review 2006 Headline stories, as captured on camcorders, mobile phones and other personal devices. (S) 9073


11.00 ITV News; Weather (S) 427293 II.


15 RLM: True Lies (1994) Action


adventure, stam’ng Arnold Sr^warzenegger. Including the chimes of Big Ben at midnight (S) 54059325


1.45 Cathedral The community surrounding Canterbury Cathedral. (R) (S) 3379401


Z35 RLM: Agnes Browne (1999) Drama, starring Anjelica Huston. 2983517


4.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 8764994 5.00 r rv Nightscreen 84642


6.10 The Hoobs (R) (S) 5974580 655 The Hoobs (R)(S) 9470677 7.00 Wilde Stories: The Devoted Friend Oscar Wilde’s dark tale. (R) 22763


750 RLM: Rugrats Go Wild (2003) Premiere. Animated escapade, with the voice of Nancy Cartwright 4847073


40 Take That Live: The Ultimate Tour


8.55 T4: Popworid (R) (S) 5182967 9.40 T4: Friends (R) (S) 3795870 10.15 T4: Hollyoaks (S) 49168509 1250 T4: Friends (R) (S) 2870493 1250 T4: TTie Best of Fleb r ity Big Brother 2006 Highlights. (R) (S) 4018615


1.55 RLM: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) Sci-fi adventure, starting William Shatner. (S) 48401967


4.05 RLM: Explorers (1985) Sci-fi adventure, starring Ethan Hawke. (S) 30110870


6.05 Channel 4 News (S) 998396 6.10 Deal or No Deal (S) 789702 7.00 Time Team: Big Royal Dig Highlights of the team’s summer excavations of a portion of the grounds at the three main royal residences— Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle and Holyroodhouse Palace. (S) 79279


9.00 The 2006 Fame Review Funtdown of the 50 celebrities whose lives, loves and scandals have seen them accumulate the most column inches over the course of the year. The totals are calculated using all available coverage ^ tiie more paparazzi pictures, newspaper headlines and total word-counts someone’s docked up, the more likely they are to be featured. Ukely candidates for the top slots indude much-photographed tabloid favourite Kate Moss, whose nimoured wedding to on-off lover Pete Doherty Is keeping her firmly on the front pages, and perennial m^ia darlings David and \ridoria Beckham, alongside possible surprise entries such as Ma!avrian-bom baby David Banda, who's garnered considerable publicity since Madonna adopted him in Odober. (S) 492054


1Z00 The Secret Policeman’s Ball Comedy charity event in aid of Amnesty International, featuring an all-star line-up that indudes Eddie Izzard, Chevy C'nase, Russell Brand, /M Murray and the Mighty Boosh. (R) (S) 221081


) Green Wing Caroline regrets her choice of lodger. (R) (S) 3409623


ZAO Best of the Worst (R)(S) 6928377 3.05 The Best of The Album Chart Show A showcase from 2006. (R) 2709468


350 Transworid Sport (S) 7025604 4.45 Supporting Acts 32749987 455 Men in White (R)(S) 4392352


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■T he 2006 Fame Revriew (Channel 4 ,9pm) Countdown of the celebrities who: have accumulated the most cx^umn inches over the course of the year, using headlines arKJ word-counts.


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■ World’s Strongest Man : (Five, 8pm) The competition in China, as 25 qualifiers begin their attempts to succeed Mariusz Pudaanowsta as - the reigning champion.


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I. 05 RLM: The Cannonball Run (1931) Fun- packed comedy about a wild, illegal car race across America. Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore, Farrah Fawcett, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jnr are among the brilliant all-star cast (S) 182670^


3.00 RLM: Krull (1983) Fantasy about the exploits of a dashing prince, who sets out


to save a princess from the clutches of a monster. Starring Ken Marshall and Freddie Jones. (S) 82630073


5.20 five news and sport (8)23838437 5.40 RLM: The Man in the iron Mask (1998) The three Musketeers set out to depose the villainous King of France and reinstate his imprisoned hvin brother. Exciting swashbuckling adventure, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Hugh Uurie. (S) 73275783


8.00 World’s Strongest Man New series. The competition from Sanya in China, as


. 25 qualifiers begin their attempts to succeed Mariusz Pudzianowski as the reigning champion. TTie USA’s


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Phil Pfisterand Mark Felix of Grenada are among the favourites, as is three­ time champion Pudzianowsid, while Britain’s hopes lay with the UK’s strongest man Terry Hollands. Continues tomorrow. (S) 3813702 RLM: Adaptation (2002) Premiere. A neurotic screenwriter struggles to complete his latest project thanks to the intervention of his brash twin brother vrtio


decides to come up with a film of his own. Surreal comedy drama from


director Spike Jonze, based on (^hailie Kaufman’s clever and mesmerising screenplay. The imaginative director and writer also worked together on Being John Malkovich, and fans of challenging cinema will be hoping the pair reunite in the future. Nicolas Cage shows off his range as both brothers, adeptly capturing


their tragically funny relationship, while convincing support is provided by Meryl Streep and Chris Cooper, who won an


Oscar for his performance. Includes five news update at 10.10. (S) 49025141


II. 15 Prison Break Michael and /\bruzzi


try to get back into the guards’ room before the escape hole Is found. Kellerman and Hale receive unwelcome help in tracking down U . Holly Valance guest stars. (R) (S) 7031696


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SKY MOVIES 1 1150 Robots (2005) See 6.15pm.


12.40 Because of Wnn D irie (2005) Uplifting drama,' starring Annasophia Robb and Jeff Daniels. 2 5 0 The Secret of NIMH (1962) Animated tale, vcxced by Derek Jacobi 4.00 Corpse Bride (2005) See 1050pm. 5.45 Christmas with Sky Movies Rims over the festive period. 6.15 Robots (2005) /Uiimated adventure, with the voice of Ewan McGregor, Halle Berry, Rot^ WilTiams and Greg Kkinear. 8.00 The Island (2005) Explosive sci-fi ttiriDer, stam'ng Ewan McGregor. Scartett Johansson and Sean Beaa 1050 Corpse Bride (2005) Premiere. Animated fantasy, with the voice of Johnny 0 ^ and Helena Bonham Carter. 12.05 Die Hard writh a Vengeance (1995) Relentless, e x p lo ^ action thriltef, also starring Jeremy Irons arid Grsham Greene. 2 5 0 The Stepford Wives (2004) Black comedy, starring Nicole lOdman. 4.00 Frog aiM Wombat (1998) Comedy, starring Bonny Cox.


SKYM0VIES2 1155 Christmas With the Kranks (2004) See 550pm. 1.15 Bingo (1991) Comedy drama, with Cindy \MlliarTrs. 2 5 0 Balto 3: W lr^ of Change (2004) Animated adventure, with the voice of Sean Astin, Itelth Carradine and David Paymer. 4.15 Air Bud: Se v^th Inning Fetch (2002) Canine comedy, stam'ng Caitlin Wachs, Jeffrey Ballard and Molly Hagaa 5 5 0 Christmas with the Kranks (2004) Comedy, starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Aykroyd and Ttm Alien. 7 5 0 Sky Movies News The latest from H(%wood. 8.00 K e y in g Mum (2005) Prertu'ere. Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson. 1050


the Fodrers (2004) Comedy sequel, starring Ben Stiller.


1255 Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) Comedy, star­ ring Lisa Kudrow, Janeane Garofak) and Alan Cumrrung. 1v40 Passion of Mind (2000) Romantic drama, starring Demi Moore. 3 5 5 Melinda and Melinda (20041 Comedy, starring Radha Mitchell. 5.05 Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002) See 4.15pm.


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SKY ONE 12.00 Malcolm in the Middle !2 5 0 Pjturama 1.00 Tep 50 Greatest Celebrity Arxnrals 3.00 KyTie: Tire Interview 4.00 The Sctence of Superman 5.00 Futurama 5 5 0 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 650 The Sinpsons 7.00 The Simpsons 7 5 0 The S in r^ n s . Bart becomes a Cathc^ Liam Neeson guest stars. 850 Dream Team 9.00 Spice Giris: 10 Years of Girl Power 10.00 Robbie WHIiarrrs: A Close Encounter 1150 Robbie’s Top Ten 12.00 Pop Years 1.00 Pop Years 150 Pop Years 2.40 Pop Years 350 Pop Years 4 5 0 Pop Years 5.10 Pop Years


BBC THREE 7.00 The Real Hustle. A car-damping racket 7 5 0 The Real Hustle. A dodgy memorabiria market stall Last in series. 8 5 0 Goals, Goals, Goals 2006. A chance to relive some of the finest goals scored from around the worid during the calendar year, induding spectacular strikes from the Premiership and the Worid Cup. 9.00 The Most Annoying P e c^ of 2006. A countdown of the most Irritating celebrities of the year. 1255 The Most Annoying People of 2006. A countdown of the celebrities who most irritat­ ed the public over the pa^ 12 months. The progranvne also takes a sw ^ at the year’s most anno^'ng products, pop songs and fads. 3 5 0 Close


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11.15 Emmerdale 2 5 5 FHm: ET: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982). Steven Spielberg’s blockbusting sd-fi fantasy, starring Henry Thomas. Indudtng Entertainment News Update. 4.40 Coronation Street 7 5 0 Get Me Out of Here Changed My Life 8.00 FilrTU Peter Pan (2003). Magical adventure, starring Jason Isaacs. Induding Entertainment News Update. 10.00 Rim: 2 Fast 2 furious (2003). Thriller sequel, starring Paul Walker and Cote Hauser. Induding Entertainment News Update. 12.05 Rim: Gone in 60 Seconds (2000). High-octane thnlter, starring Nicolas Cage. Induding Entertainment News Update. 2.15 2006: The Greatest Hits Downloaded 3.15 Tire Mint ITV Play 4.00 Playalong: ITV Play 6.00 Close


E4 1055 Ide of Wight Festival 20061255 Isle of Vifight Festival 20061.40 Popworid 2 5 5 Popworid 3 5 5 Robbie Willianrs: Live in Berlin 5.00 Friends 5 5 0 Friends 650 E a r th^ . Condusion of the two-part fantasy. 755 Friends. Jo e /s agent efies. 8 5 5 Friends. Rachel prepares to leave for Paris. 9.00 Derren Brown: Something Wicked This Way Corrres 1050 The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 20061255 Shameless 1.40 Shameless 2.45' Shameless. Mandy gets pregnant 3.45 Earthsea 5.10 Switched 550 Switched. An Aladcan teenager experiences his first kiss.


SKY SPORTS 1 11.00 Goals on Sunday 1 5 0 Football League Review 2 5 0 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Si^rplement 3 5 0 Ryder Cup Spedal A look back at this year’s remarkable event held at the K Clii) in Straffan, Ireland, where the European side prcxJuced another fantastic perfonnance to make it three wins in a row. 5 5 0 Super League. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson take a look back at Super League XI, focudng on the best tries scored on the road to the Grand Rnal. 6.00 Live N F L Double- Header. Two cmdal games. 1.00 Football League Review 2.00 Goals on Sunday 4 5 0 Football League Rewew 550 R FA Futbol Mundial


SKY SPORTS 2 12.00 Ryder Cup Spedal 2 5 0 United Strongman Series 3.00 Super League 3 5 0 Goals on Sunday 6.00 Football League Review 7.00 Ryder Cup Spedal 950 Goals on Sunday 1150 Ryder Cup Special 1 5 0 Super League 3 5 0 Ryder Cup Spedal 5 5 0 Jack’s Perfect Golfer


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 Ice Skati^ 1.00 Darts 5 5 0 W W E Experience 6.00 United Strongman Series 7.00 Yachting 8 5 0 Super League 10.00 W W E Late Night— Afteibum 1150 W W E Heal 1250 VI/WE Raw Spedal 2.00 Tennis 3.00 United Strongman Series 4.00 Yachting 5.00 Tennis


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CORPSE BRIDE: Tim Burton's stop-motion animated fantasy. In which shy bridegroom Victor finds h im ^ inadverteritly hitched to a ghostly bride, who takes him into the netherworld. But while Victor struggles to find his v«yiiack to the land of the living, a duplicitous Count plots to marry his flesh and blood fiancee so he can get his daws into the family fortune. Johnny D^)p and Helena Bonham Carter head up an all-star voice cast, Induding Emily Watson, ChristCHJher Lee and Richard E Grant (Sky Movies 1,10.30pm)


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