+30 Clitheroe Advertiser & Times, Thursday, October 26th, 2006


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■ Robin Hood (BBC1,7,10pm) Robin and his gang steal Sir Guy of Gisborne's horses and, while retreating, the peasants' hero discovers ari abandoned baby. Keith Allen stars.


6.00 Breakfast (S) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen (S) 11.30 Rachel's Favourite Food at Home (S) 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 12.10 Football Focus (S) 1.00 Grandstand: Horse Racing from Ascot 2.20 Snooker Interactive viewers can access the footbaii resuits senrice Score from 2.30. Times may vary. (S)


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< mother unless he murders Robin. With Jonas Armstrong and William Beck. (S)


7.10 Robin Hood The gang of outlaws steal Sir Guy of Gisborne’s horses and, while retreating, discover a baby. A captured Roy finds out more about the abandoned infant, but the Sheriff gives him a terrible ultimatum, threatening to hang his


7.55 National Lottery: 1 vs 100 Dermot O’Leary hosts the quiz in which one contestant takes on 100 opponents in an attempt to win a big-money prize. Includes the Lotto, Dream Number and Thunderball draws. (S)


5.25 BBC News; Regional News; Weather 5.45 Strictly Come Dancing The 11 remaining couples perform. (S)


4.30 Final Score Round-up of results. Digital viewers can access extended coverage on the interactive service.


■ The Culture Show


(BBC2,7.10pm) Damon Albatn talks about his new band the Good, the Bad and the Queen and there’s a look in­ side architect Zaha Hadid's first UK building.


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5.30 Porridge (R) (S) 6.00 Snooker: The Grand Prix This evening's second semi-final. (S)


6.00 CBeebies 7.00 CBBC 12.00 See Hear (S) 12.45 Smaii Town Gardens (S) 12.55 Fiim 2006 with Jonathan Ross (R) (S) 1.25 Star Trek (R)(S) 2.15 Star Trek: The Next Generation (R) (S) 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (R) (S) 3.45 Monk(R)(S) 4.30 Snooker: The Grand Prix The first semi-final. (S)


7.00 What the Papers Say Kevin Maguire of the Daily Mirror takes a look at the week’s main news stories. (S)


7.10 The Culture Show Damon Albam talks about his new band the Good, the Bad and the Queen, there’s a look inside architect Zaha Hadid’s first UK building and artist Beryl Cook chats about turning 80. (S)


8.00 Ql Stephen Fry hosts the comedy panel gariie, which sees guests Sean Lock, Anriy Parsons and Clive Anderson join­ ing regular contributor Alan Davies. (R)


8.40 Casualty Nathan feels the pressure as two Health Authority inspectors visit Holby and an angry Maggie catches him kissing Selena. The tense situation isn't improved when the feuding doctors treat a patient together. Meanwhile, Comfort gets dressed up for a date with . Sean, not realising he is taking her on a picnic. (S)


9.55 BBC News; Weather (S) 10.15 Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of today’s Premiership clashes, including Sheffield United's daunting match against Chelsea at Bramall Lane. Plus, all the day’s other fixtures; (S) National Lottery Update


11.35 RLM: Halloween: Resurrection (2002) Premiere. Unstoppable killer Michael Myers returns to slaughter another gang of teenagers — this time broadcasting live on the Internet. Inept horror sequel, starring Busta Rhymes. (S) Friday Night with Jonathan Ross; (R) (S) Weatherview (GMT) BBC News 24


9.30 Strictly Come Dancing Irish pop star Ronan Keating and salsa dancers Cuban Groove entertain the audience — before Bmce Forsyth and Tess Daly reveal which couple will be knocked out of the contest. (S)


8.30 TOTP 2 Sieve Wright introduces classic performances by the Jam, Haysi Fantayzee, Def Leppard, Tasmin Archer, Girts Aloud and Leo Sayer. Plus, new music by Vincent Vincent and the Villains. (S)


10.30 Never Mind the Buzzcocks Anthea Turner, Alesha, Phil Nichol and Ricky


8.00 Snooker: The Grand Prix Hazel In/ine is joined by John Parrott and Steve Davis to present live coverage of the concluding session of the second semi­ final at the Aberdeen Exhibition and Conference Centre, where the players are hoping to progress through to tomorrow's final. This is the second ranking event of the season and represents an excellent chance for those who didn’t do too well at the Northern Ireland Trophy recently to improve their place on the provisional leaderboard. Commentary by Clive Everton, Dennis Taylor, Willie Thome and John Virgo. (S)


12.30 Snooker Extra (S) 1.00 (G ll^ BBC Learning Zone (S)


11.00 RLM: Boys and Girls (2000) Two friends in a platonic relationship struggle to understand their attraction to one another. Romantic comedy, starring Freddie Prinze Jnr and Claire Forlani. (S)


Ross join new host Simon Amstell and regular team captains Bill Bailey and Phill Jupitus on the music quiz. (R) (S)


5.30 ITV Morning News (S)


11.15 ITV News; Weather (S) 11.30 TV’s Naughtiest Blunders A selection of uncensored out-takes from the small screen, including bloopers featuring Adrian Edmondson, Des O’Connor, Melanie Sykes, Chris Tarrant and the cast of Emmerdale. (R) (S)


4.35 (GMT) Trading Treasures (R)(S) 5.00 ITV Nightscreen


10.15 Parkinson Home-grown Hollywood stars Jude Law and Kate Winslet chat to the veteran broadcaster about their latest film The Holiday. The movie also features Jack Black and Cameron Diaz, whose real-life boyfriend Justin Timberlake performs in the studio alongside veteran rockers the Who. (S)


9.15 afterlife As Alison gives in to the madness induced by her mother’s spirit, Robert tracks down the medium’s estranged father, hoping he will provide an explanation for his daughter’s haunting. The trio spend a stormy night dissecting the secrets of the past — leading to revelations about Alison’s childhood and how her mother died. Kenneth Ctanham guest stars, with Andrew Lincoln anrj Lesley Sharp. (S)


8.35 The X Factor — The Result Tony Bennett performs before the viewers’ verdict is announced and the two acts with the fewest votes sing again, hoping to win a reprieve from mentors Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne. Kate Thornton hosts. (S)


7.35 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant invites another line-up of contestants to lake the hotseat and have a go at answering 15 questions that could change their lives — with lifelines Ask the Audience, Phone a FrienrJ and 50-50 available to them if they get stuck.


4.25 Regional Programme 4.40 ITV News and Sport; Weather (S) 4.55 All Star Family Fortunes (S) 5.45 The X Factor Tony Bennett advises the acts as they perform Rat Pack classics.


2.35 RLM: Agatha Christie’s Dead Man’s Folly (1986) Mystery, starring Peter Ustinov anti Tim Pigott-Smith. (S)


6.00 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 7.20 Toonattik(S) 9.25 e r rv 12.30 ITV News; Weather (S) 12.40 Regional Programme 12.45 FILM: The War Wagon (1967) Tongue- in-cheek Western, with John Wayne. (S)


6.30 Channel 4 News (S) 7.00 Hitler’s Holocaust Focusing on the atrocities committed in Poland


4.00 A Place in the Sun (R) (S) 4.30 FILM: Baby Boom (1987) Comedy, with Diane Keaton and Harold Ramis. (S) .


8.00 Bremner, Bird & Fortune Political satire with Rory Bremner, John Bird and John Fortune, taking another sideswipe at the state of the nation. (S)


. following the Nazi invasion, where Jewish people were forced into ghettos — before being sentenced to death in concentration camps. (S)


12.05 4Music: 4Mustc Presents: My Chemical Romance


9.00 The 50 Greatest Comedy Films ' A collection of celluloid classics that have had the British public rolling in the cinema aisles. From Annie Hall to Bridget Jones, A Rsh Called Wanda to the Pink Panther and Dr Strangelove to Austin Powers, there’s something for everyone — but it remains to be seen which of the comedy hits will make the top spot. Others in the running include Ghostbusters, The Naked Gun and Four Weddings and a Funeral. Famous faces offering their opinions include Gene Wilder, Richard Curtis, Leslie Nielsen, Priscilla Presley and Steven Berkoff. (R)


12.00 Make Your Play Interactive game show; ITV News Headlines


3.40 Countdown (R) (S) 4.25 RLM: The Private Life of Henry VIII (1933) Historical biopic. starring Charles Laughton and Elsa Lanchester. (S)


12.40 4Music: Digital Music Awards 2006 (R) 1.40 4Music: 4Play: The Horrors 1.00 4Music: (GMT) Rockfeedback 1.25 RLM: Unconditional Love (2002) Premiere. Comedy drama, starring Kathy Bates and Rupert Everett. (S)


5.55 Inuk (R) (S) 6.10 The Hoobs (R) (S) 6.35 The Hoobs (R)(S) 7.00 Formula 4 Powerboats 2006 7.30 British GT Championship 8.00 The Morning Line (S) 8.55 T4: Futurama (R) (S) 9.20 T4: Friends (R) (S) 9.50 T4: Christina Aguilera: T4 Special (R) 10.30 T4: Popworld (S) 11.20 T4: Friends (R) (S) 11.55 T4: Totally Boyband (S) 12.25 T4: Freaky (S) 1.00 T4: Charmed (R) (S) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Wetherby and Newmarket Alastair Down and Mike Cattemiole introduce live coverage of today’s seven feature races, including the 2.50 John Smith’s Hurdle (3m If). (S)


6.00 Sunrise 7.00 Milkshake! 9.05 Shake! 11.55 RLM: Dennis (1993) Slapstick comedy, starring Walter Matthau. (S)


I. Jenny Agutter and John Meillon. (S)


3.35 FILM: Jack London’s Call of the Wild (2000) Adventure, with Nick Mancuso, Shane Meier and Rachel Hayward. (S)


7.00 five news and sport (S) 7.15 NCIS Gibbs and his crew are sent to investigate the case of a petty officer found dead backstage at a beauty pageant. Unfortunately the man in question has an alibi, sending the team in the direction of the victim’s double life. American drama, with Mark Harmon. (S)


5.25 FILM: Steel (1997) A former weapons designer dons a hi-tech suit of amnour and takes to the streets to fight crime. Comic-strip adventure, with Shaquille O'Neal and Annabeth Gish. (S)


9.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The team investigate a body found in a chimney, and when it emerges the homeowner knew a missing teenager they begin to search the house for clues to her whereabouts too. (R) (S)


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10.30 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A boy witnesses a fatal attack on his stepmother, but is too frightened to reveal what happened. As the investigation progresses, suspicion lands on the child’s father. (S)


9.00 The Real CSI Documentary examining how detectives used fingerprints to solve the contrasting cases of an armed robbery and the murder of a 16-year-old schoolgirl. (R) (S)


8.05 NCIS A female officer is found dead, and evidence initially suggests she committed suicide as a result of a nen/ous breakdown. However, a sceptical Ducky believes foul play was involved — and the team later discover the victim was caught up in a love triangle. (S)


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■ afterlife (ITV1,9.15pm) Robert tracks down Alison's estranged father, hoping he can provlrde an explanation thai will release the medium from the clutches of her mother's spirit.


■ Bremner, Bird & Fortune (Channel 4,8.00pm) Political satire with Rory Brem­ ner, John Bird and John Fortune, taking another sideswipe at the state of the nation.


■ NCIS (Five, 8.05pm) A female officer is found dead, though the evidence ini­ tially suggests she committed suicide as a result of a breakdown. Ducky thinks foul play was involved.


■ The Royle Family (BBC1, 9.00pm) Nearly seven years after their last outing, Jim is still setting the world to nghts, Nana has moved in and Denise is pregnant again.


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Heaven & Earth with Gloria Hunniford (S) 87078


3.30 (GMT) Ironman Triathlon (R) 4.20 Football Argentina


1.00 Major League Baseball: The World Series Jonny Gould and Josh Chetwynd present live coverage of game six of the World Series from the home of the American League champions.


thriller about a maverick Canadian Mountie who poses as a convict to smash a sinister plot involving the sale of humah organs. Jean-Claude Van Damme and Cynthia Gibb star. (S)


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and looking for love. Comedy, starring Caroline Aheme, Craig Cash and ■Ricky Tomlinson. (S) 3078 I BBC News; Weather (S) 797784 We Love TTie Royle Family A selection of guests including JK Rowling, Peter Kay, Johnny Vegas, Noel Gallagher, Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan reveal their favourite moments from the sitcom's past episodes. (S) 838405 Match of the Day 2 Highlights of West Ham United v Blackburn Rovers. ■ (S) 723523 FILM: Boiler Room (2000) Taut drama, starring Giovanni Ribisi, Vin Diesel and Nia Long; (S) Weatherview 73996 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) 73189 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? (R) (S) 55818 Sign Zone; Antiques Roadshow (R) (5)2446011 BBC News 24 (S) 3189634


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SKY MOVIES 1 11.45 Taken Away (1996) Powerful drama, with Jill Eikenberiy. 1.30 Star Wars: Episode VI — Return of the Jedi (1983) See 8.00pm. 4.00 R ve Children and It (2004) Children’s adventure, stamng Kenneth Branagh, Zoe Wanamaker, Freddie Highmore and Eddie Izzaid. 6.00 Robots (2005) A plucky robot heads for the city, keen to show off his latest invention — but he ends up battling against the evil machinations of big business. Animated adventure, with the voice of Ewan McGregor 8.00 Star Wars: Episode VI — Return of the Jedi (1983) George Lucas's original Slar Wars trilogy concludes, with the rebel friends making a last-ditch attempt to rid the galaxy of the Empire. Must-see sci-fl adventure, starring Harrison Ford, Carrie Rsher and Mark Hamill. 10.20 Hitch (2005) Romantic comedy, starring Will Smith. 12.25 The Ladykillers (2(X)4) Comedy, starring Tom Hanks...................... I.


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2.00 Camp Nowhere (1994) Family comedy, with Christopher Lloyd. 3.40 Matilda (1996) Children’s comedy, starring Mara Wilson. 5.20 The Karate Kid (1984) Martial arts adventure, starring Ralph Macchio, Pat Morila, Elisabeth Shue, Martin Kove and Rarrdee Heller. 7.30 Popcorn Comic quiz show. 8.00 The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) Premiere. Comedy adaptation of the fondly remembered TV series, starring Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville as good old boys Bo and Luke Duke. WIlie Nelson, Burt Reynolds, Jessica Simpson and Joe Don Baker co-star. 10.00 Wedding Crashers (2005) Two parly-mad bachelors make the most of the hospitality and romantic atmosphere as they gatecrash weddings to pick up women. Starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. 12.05 Hostage (2005) Thriller, starring Bmce Wilis. 1.05 (GMT) Paparazzi (2005) Violent thriller, starring Cole Hauser. 2.50 The Cure (1995) Tearful drama, starring Brad Renfro. 4.50 A Heartbeat Away (2004) Romantic drama, starring Heather Beers.


SKY ONE 12.00 Star Trek: Voyager 1.00 StarTrek: Voyager 2.00 StarTrek: Voyager 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Cirque de Celebrite 5.30 The Big Idea 6.30 The Simpsons. Bart looks after a nest filled with eggs. 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons. Usa babysits Bart. 8.00 Mission Implausible 9.00 Road Wars. The work of the Proactive Squad from Thames Valley Police. 10,00 Invasion of the Bodyscratchers. An experiment in which a man allows par­ asites to live in his body. 11.00 Ross Kemp on Gangs 12.00 Bones 1.00 GAPs on Asbos 1.50 The Secret Ufe Of 1.40 (GMT) Tested on Humans 2.30 The Boy Who WII Never Grow 3 20 How Not to Die 4.10 Paul McKenna: I Can Change Your Ufe 5.00 Dream Team


15 (GMT) Ray (2004) Acclaimed biopic. starring Jamie Foxx. BBC THREE ------


7.00 Mind, Body & Kick Ass Moves 7.30 The Real Hustle. The team expose a cash-machine scam. 8.00 Walking with Dinosaurs. Antarctic beasts of the Cretaceous period. Last in series. 9.00 The 34 Slone Teenager 10.00 The Electric Proms Uve 12.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1.00 The Real Hustle 1.30 The 34 Stone Teenager 125 (GMT) Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2.25 Mind, Body & Kick Ass Moves 2.55 Close


ITV2 11.50 Coronation Street 2.35 Holiday Showdown 3.35 Movies Now 3.45 The New Adventures of Superman 4.45 The Xtra Factor; Xcess Aii Areas 5.45 The New Adventures of Superman 6.40 The New Adventures of Superman 7.35 The Xtra Factor. Behind the scenes of the talent show. 8.35 Entourage Uncovered. Behind the scenes of the drama. 9.15 The Xtra Factor Result. Reaction to the latest performances. 10,00 Film: Kindergarten Cop (1990). Comedy thriiler, stamng Amoid Schwarzenegger. 12.05 The X Factor 1.55 The X Factor — The Result 1.35 (GMT) Playdate: ITV Play 3.30 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


12.00 Pumpkin Up the Volume 2.00 The Album Chart Show 220 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.05 Wfe Swap. A motorbike fanatic swaps families. 7.05 Invasion. Underlay attempts to find out who shot him. 8.00 Friends. The girts plot to retake their apartment. 8.30 Friends. Joey's snoring exasperates Chandler. 9.00 The 100 Greatest Scary Moments 1.00 Pom:A Family Business 1.40 Bo! in the USA 1.15 (G l^ Vifife Swap 2.15 Invasion 2.55 The Album Chart Show 320 Switched 3.40 Switched


4.00 The OC 4.45 One Tree Hill 5.25 Switched 5.55 Close


SKY SPORTS 1 12.00 Soccer Saturday 5.30 Uve European Cup Rugby Union. Munster v Bourgbin (Kick-off 5.30pm). 825 Football Rrst. A Premiership match in lull. 10.15 Football Rrst 11.45 Football Rrst 1.15 Football Rrst 1.45 (GMT) Football Rrst 3.15 Football Rrst 4.45 Sky Sports Classics.5.00 Max Power


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9.30 Uve International Cricket. England v West Indies. 6.00 International Rugby League. New Zealand v Great Britain. 7.00 Uve Darts. This evening's World Grand Prix seml-fnals. 10.00 International Criokel. England v West Indies. 12.00 IntemaUonal Rugby League 1.00 World Sport 1.30 International Cricket 2.30 (GMT) international Rugby League 3.30 Sports Unlimited 4.30 European Drag Racing 5.00 Sportnation


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11.00 WWE: Smackdown 1.00 Uve European Cup Rugby Union. Slade Francois v Ospreys (Kick-off 1.35pm) and Northampton Saints v Border Reivers (Kick-off 3.30pm). 5.30 Molo Plus 6.00 Ladies European Tour Goll, The Dubai Ladies Masters. 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. The Chrysler Championship. 11.00 WWE: U le Night — Smackdown 1.00 WWE: U le Night — Bottom Une 1.00 (GMT) Spanish Footbaii 3.00 Max Power 4.00 Moto Plus 4.30 J League Weekly 5.00 Sports Unlimited


STAR WARS: EPISODE VI — RETURN OF THE JEDI: Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia and the rest of the rebels prepare for a last-ditch battle to rid the galaxy of the evil Empire once and for all — but first they must rescue their friend Han Solo from the clutches of hideous alien gangster Jabba the Hutt. This final part of George Lucas’s original sci-fi trilogy may leave some feeling slightly nauseous, thanks to the inclusion of cuddly creatures the Ewoks, but is still a must-see. Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill slar. (Sky Movies 1,8.00pm)


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Regional Programme ‘Alio ‘Alio! (R) (S) 68554417 Keeping Up Appearances (R) (S) 68582436 Cash in the Attic (R) (S) 2755078 Murder, She Wrote (R) (S) 7002900 EastEnders (S) 50808504 Points of View (S) 5890097 A s Time Goes By (R) (S) 165 Songs of Praise (S) 716610 Antiques Roadshow (S) 76B875 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 422078 Incredible Animal Journeys Steve Leonard follows the tracks of three wild dogs as they cut ties with their light-knit family. For the animals to succeed they must find new mates and establish packs of their own, or face the prospect of death. Steve learns ancient survival techniques and camps out in lion- infested country for three weeks to chart • the trio’s dangerous journey. (S) 6542 The Royle Family New one-off episode. Nearly seven years after their last outing, Jim is still picking his nose and setting the world to rights from his armchair, Nana is now the centre of attention after moving in and Antony is a successful businessman. Denise is pregnant again and sporting some fancy hair extensions, while Cheryl is still trying to lose weight


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■ Snooker: The Grand Prix (BBC2y 8.00pm) Hazel Irvin pre­ sents live coverage of the evening’s session of this year's final, held at the Aberdeen Exhi­ bition and Confer­ ence Centre.


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Pingu (R) 4254233 Charlie and Lola (R) (S) 8726287 The Story Makers (R) (S) 9364788 CBBC 481962 Something for the Weekend (S) 72894 Planet Food (S) 3726 Animal Park (S) 70165 Sunday Grandstand; MotoGP 7442271 International Rugby League 8317455 Snooker: The Grand Prix Times may vary. (S) 37690894 Big Cat Diary Family Histories (R) (S) 707


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SKY MOVIES 1 11.10 The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1989) See 0.20am.


1.25 Em p ire of the S u n (1987) See 8.00pm. 4.00 The Jewel of the Nile (1985) Action comedy sequel, starring Michael Douglas, Spiros Focas and Howard J a y Patterson. 5.55 Shrek 2 (2004) Blockbusting animated adventure, with the voices of Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz. Eddie Murphy and Julie Andrews. 7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 8.00 Empire of the S u n (1987) Steven Spielberg’s emotional drama about an English boy’s efforts to survive imprisonment in war-tom Shanghai. Christian Bale, John Malkovich and Nige! Havers star. 10.35 U nle ash ed (2005) Intriguing, action-packed drama, starring Jet Li. 12.20 The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1989) Bizarre fantasy. John Neville, Uma Thurman. Oliver Reed and Jonathan Ptyce star. 2.30 Layer Cake (2004) Crime thriller, starring Daniel Craig. 4.20 A T im e to Dec ide (2000) Drama, starring Patty Duke.


SKY MOVIES 2 10.10 In G o o d Com p an y (2004) See 6.00pm.


12105 Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) Comedy, stam'ng Jim Varney. I . 50 Top 1 0s of 2006 Viewers vole for the year’s best films. 2.10 Zeus and Roxanne (1996) Family drama, stam'ng Steve Guttenberg. 4.00 Jungle 2 Jungle (199<0 Comedy, starring Tim Allen. 6.00 In Good Company (2004) Offbeat comedy, stam'ng Dennis Quaid. 8.00 Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) TTie struggling owner of a mn-down gym takes drastic action when a rival looks set to take over. Comedy, starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Christine Taylor. 10.00 Team America: World Police (2004) South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone take Inspiration from the clas s ic Thunderbirds series for this puppet satire, following the efforts of a team of heroes to defeat evil wherever it lurks. With the voice of Kristen Miller. . I I .


1.45 I Heart Huckabees (2004) Offbeat comedy, stam'ng Dustin Hoffman. 3.35 Roommates (1995) Comedy drama, stam'ng Peter Falk. 5.30 Zeus and Roxanne (1996) See 2.10pm.


45 Speed (1994) Thriller, stam'ng Keanu Reeves.


SKY ONE 12.00 Futurama 12.30 Popcorn 1.00 StarTrek: Voyager 2.00 StarTrek: Voyager 3.00 Stargate Atlantis 4.00 Futurama 4.30 Football Icon 5.30 ■ PumpKin Moon 2: The i3 ih Kitten 6.00 Tne Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Cirque de Celebrite. The remaining 10 stars attempt to master anoth­ er routine. 8.00 Dream Team. New series. The FA Cup winners return for a final season. 9.00 Cirque de Celebrite Results 9.05 The Big Idea 10.00 Ross Kemp on Gangs 11.00 Cold Case 12.00 Las Vegas 1.00 Vroom Vroom 1.50 The Secret Life Of 2.40 Killing Mum & Dad 3.30 How Not to Die 4.20 Paul McKenna: I Can Change Your Life 5.10 Dream Team


BBC THREE 7.00 Robin Hood. Robin discovers an abandoned baby. 7.45 Film: Cast Away (2000). Drama, starring Tom Hanks. 10.00 Torchwood. An alien object sparks terrifying wsions. 10.50 The Real Hustle. The team expose a cash-machine scam. 11.20 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 11.50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12.20 Torchwood 1.10 Torchwood De-Classified 1.25 The Rea! Hustle I. 55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2.25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2.55 Forty Years of F**' 3.55 Close


ITV2 I I . 30 Emmerdale 1.55 Film: Kindergarten Cop (1990). Comedy thriller, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Pamela Reed. Including Entertainment News Update. 4.00 Coronation Street 6.45 The X Factor. Tony Bennett advises the acts as they perform Rat Pack classics. 8.35 The X Factor — The Result. Tony Bennett performs before an act goes home. 9.15 The Xtra Factor Result. Reaction to the latest performances. 10.00 Entourage. New series. Ari has a commercial project lined up for Vince. 10.30 The Office: An American Workplace 11.00 Best Man’s Speech 12.00 Coronation Street 12.30 Entourage 1.00 The Office: An American Workplace 1.30 Playdate: ITV Play 4.00 Playalong: ITV Play 6.00 Close


E4 12.00 Dead Scary Videos 2.10 T4: Popworid 3.00 Justin Timberlake: T4 Special 3.30 Beyonce: T4 Special 4.05 Reunion 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Scrubs. Turk finds out Carla is pregnant. 6.30 The War at Home 7.00 One Tree Hill. The residents deal with the aftermath of the shooting. 8.00 Friends. Ross and Rachel reminisce. 8.30 Friends 9.00 Ghost Whisperer. Melinda helps Andrea’s friend find his missing brother. 10.00 The Sopranos 11.10 Hollyoaks: In the City 12.15 Scrubs 12.45 The War at Home 1.10 Ghost Whisperer 2.05 The Sopranos 2.55 Hollyoaks: In the City 3.55 Reunion 4.35 Switched 5.00 Switched 5.20 Switched 5.45 Close


S K Y SPORTS 1 11.00 Goals on Sunday 1.00 Live Football League. Ipswich Town v Luton Town (Kick-off 1.15pm). 3.30 Live Super Sunday. West Ham United v Blactoum Rovers (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 7.00 Footbaii League Review 8.00 Live Spanish Football. A La Liga match. 10.00 Football Special 11.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 12.00 Football League Review 1.00 Spanish Football 3.00 Close


S K Y SPORTS 2 8.30 Live International Cricket. India v Australia. 5.00 Sky Cricket Classic 5.30 World Sport 6.00 Britain’s Strongest Man 7.00 Live Darts. The World Grand Prix final. 9.30 European Cup Rugby Union. The second round of pool matches. 11.30 IntemaUonal Cricket. India v Australia. 1.30 European Cup Rugby Union 3.30 International Cricket 5.30 Close


S K Y SPORTS 3 12.00 Powerboating 12.30 Live European Cup Rugby Union. Edinburgh Gunners v Leinster (Kick-off 1.00pm) and Cardiff Blues v Leicester Tigers (Kick-off 3.00pm). 5.30 Powerboating 6.00 Ladies European Tour Golf 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. The Chrysler Championship. 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00 WWE: Late Night — Afterbum 2.00 WWE: Heat 3.00 Close


■Red Stag Rut A wildlife spectacle in the New Forest. (R) (S) 325148 Natural World A family of otters in Devon. (R) (S) 701788 Strictly Come Dancing Highliglits of last night’s show in which Tess Daly and Bruce Forsyth introduced the 11 remaining couples. The celebrity men and women were hoping to turn on the passion in the paso doble or perform a faultless foxtrot in a bid to earn a place in the next round. (S) 5436 Snooker: The Grand Prix Hazel Irvine is joined by John Parrott and Steve Davis to present live coverage of the evening’s session of this year’s final, held at the Aberdeen Exhibition and Conference Centre. John Higgins was in sensational form during the 2005 final, becoming the first player in ranking tournament history to record four consecutive century breaks. The Scot also scored 494 points without reply — the greatest number in any professional snooker tournament. His opponent, Ronnie O’Sullivan, struggled to match the standard set by the Wizard of Wishaw and eventually lost 9-2, and the locals will be hoping for another Scottish victor this time around. Commentaiy by Clive Everton, Dennis Taylor, Willie Thome and John Virgo. (S) 138233 The Catherine Tate Show Leslie Phillips and Rhona Martin guest star in the comedy sketch show, featuring the comedienne as an assortment of bizarre characters. (R) (S) 4078 Arrested Development George Snr and Lucille decide to host a fundraiser at the apartment to pay for a new lawyer. Lindsay becomes a mother figure in the Bluth household and Gob accidentally lands a job. (S) 301900 BBC News 24 41192523 BBC Learning Zone (S) 5745059


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(GMT) r rv Morning News (S) 55287 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 2854981 Toonattik(S) 11315788 CITV 4889900 The Championship (S) 72146 The Sunday Edition (S) 85610 Regional Programme The Way We Worshipped (S) 2286639 Parish in the Sun (R) (S) 3378436 The Planet’s Funniest Animals (S) 9511233 The X Factor (R) (S) 21004320 The X Factor — The Result (R) (S) 7753441 World Rally Championship 9419829 All Star Family Fortunes (R) 1044320 Beat: Lite on the Street (S) 963320 Regional Programme ITV News; Weather (S) 124374 Emmerdale Jimmy returns to the village with shocking news lor Matthew and Carl, while Viv persuades Emily to return to work at the Post Office. Shadrach convinces Rodney to sell his car. 9542 Coronation Street David puts the cat among the pigeons by sending Tracy a sympathy card, while Jamie is devastated to see Frankie and Danny growing closer. (S) 610 Heartbeat New series ol the drama. A Frenchwoman arrives to help with preparations for Aidensfield's twinning with her home town, and Rob saves a con-man when his car crashes into the river. (S) 1610 Mysterious Creatures One-otf fact- based drama, starring Timothy Spall and Brenda Blethyn as the parents of a woman with mental health difficulties. When their daughter’s hostile behaviour and the authorities’ lack of support become too much to handle, the couple decide to commit suicide together, writing a letter to a local newspaper to explain the reasons behind their actions. The cast also includes Rebekah Staton and Judy Flynn. (S) 7788 r rv News; Weather (S) 618542 The South Bank Show Meivyn Bragg visits Adrian Mole author Sue . Townsend’s home city of Leicester, where the writer discusses the impact her failing health and loss of sight has had on her work. (S) 983374 Champions League Weekly (S) 632436 Faith and Music (S) 8743896 Make Your Play Interactive game show; ITV News Headlines 33294653 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 6462858 ITV Nightscreen 19108


6.00 (GMT) Inuk (R) 4269165 6.10 H ie Hoobs (R) (S) 3082504 6.35 Hie Hoobs (R) (S) 1805875 7.00 Transworld Sport (S) 5395558 7.55 Adrenalin Rush 6293504 8.25 Freesports on 4 1839455 8.55 T4: Popworld (R) (S) 6231078 9.40 T4: Friends (R) (S) 1853558 10.15 T4: Hollyoaks (R) (S) 45480165 12.45 T4: Beyonce: T4 Special (S) 6953720 1.25 T4: Unanimous (R) (S) 6138962 2.25 T4: Friends (R) (S) 42356078 2.55 T4: Smallville: Superman the Early Years (S) 5770455


3.55 T4: Charmed (S) 6184504 4.55 Wild Thing I Love You (S) 5198639 5.55 Deal or No Deal Game show, with Noel Edmonds. (S) 392833


7.40 Channel 4 News (S) 792349 8.00 Deal or No Deal Anniversary Special Celebratory edition to mark the first anniversary of the game show, in which Dead Ringers impressionist Jon Culshaw makes a guest appearance in the guise of regular host Noel Edmonds. In today’s viewer prize draw, the winnings match what the contestant scoops from the banker — up to £250,000. (S) 9252 FILM: The Italian Job (2003) Premiere. A gang ot thieves are double-crossed by one of their own in a betrayal that leaves their friend and mentor dead — and regroup to form a daring plan to exact revenge on the traitor. Better-than- expected crime thriller, loosely based on the classic 1969 Michael Caine caper. Starring Mark W/ahIberg, Charlize Theron, Edward Norton, Seth Green and Donald Sutherland, (S) 27576558


6.40 Time Team Special Tony Robinson and the team embark on a dig at a site in London which was hit by the Blitz to commemorate the 60th anniversary of VE Day, illuminating the finds with real memories. (S) 400707


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(GMT) Milkshake! (GMT) The Save-Ums! 95363417 Bear in the Big Blue House (R) (S) 41070368 Sailor Sid (R) (S) 24217356 Roobarb and Custard Too (R) (S) 91469639 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs (R) (S) 20617392 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs (R) (S) 3914233 The Little Princess (S) 5383639 Make Way for Noddy(R) (S) 7116184 Franklin (R) (S) 3112078 Gerald McBoing Boing (R) (S) 3111349 Shake! 67746504 five news update (S) 59582233 Built for the Kill (R) (S) 45813542 FILM: The Young Guns (1956) Western, starring RussTamblyn, Perry Lopez and Gloria Talbott. 57289875 J FILM: The Hallelujah Trail (1965) Comedy Western, with Burt Lancaster and Lee Remick. (S) 74190875 five news and sport (S) 3238368 FILM: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (1972) Fantastical live- action musical version of Lewis Carroll’s classic tale, starring Fiona Fullerton as the youngster who has a series of incredible experiences in a magical world. (S) 58955639 Make Me a Supermodel Rachel Hunter hosts the catwalk reality show. The aspiring models who survived the live elimination show are welcomed back, however there’s no respite as they resume their intensive training; (S) five news at 9 90558/5 Greatest Ever Scary Movies Film expert (Biles Coren counts down the top 40 scariest films of all time as voted by viewers and the readers of The Times. Shortlisted movies include modem offerings such as Scream, The Grudge and American Psycho and a selection of classic chillers from the genre’s Seventies and Eighties heyday including The Evil Dead, Wicker Man, Poltergeist and The Shining. (S) 90503558 World’s Wildest Police Videos Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. (R) 5116981 Major League Baseball: The World Series Jonny Gould and Josh Chehvynd present live coverage of the seventh and final game of the World Series, where the outstanding team of the year will be crowned champions. 13997295 Dutch Football 9587672


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LIVE FOOTBALL LEAGUE: Ipswich Town V Luton Town (Kick-off 1.15pm). Coverage of the Championship clash at Portman Road, where two sides expecting to be Involved in the play-offs do battle. Neither has set the league alight so far this campaign, although the hosts will be in confident mood with Alan Lee In fine scoring form and Dean Bowditch showing promise, and manager Jim Magilton will expect his side to pick up the points if his strikers perform. (Sky Sports 1.1.00pm)


■ Mysterious Creatures (ITV1,9.00pm) One-off fact-based drama, starring Timothy Spall and Brenda Blethyn as the parents of a woman with mental health difficulb'es.


■ Wild Tiling I Love You (Chan­ nel 4 ,4.55pm) Bill Bailey comes to the aid of a number of adders whose home in the verges beside a stretch of motor­ way is about to be destroyed.


■ Greatest Ever Scary Movies (Five, 9.00pm) Giles Coren counts down the top 40 scariest films of all time as voted by the readers of The Times. Linda Blair contnbutes.


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