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■ Casualty ’ i ” (BBC1,8.20pm). Nina uses her ■ Army training to rescue a marathon runner trapped in a bog, prompting the frustrated techni- ■ cian to set her ' • sights on becom- : ing a paramedic. -
■ A Night on . ; Brick Lane (BBC2,9.10pm)
j A look at Brick . . . I Lane, bringing to - ; i life the commu- : : ! nit/s history • .
; through the experi ences of genera- 1
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■ You’ve Been Framed! (ITV1,5.30pm) , Harry Hill presents •anotherrib-tickling
•collection of cam- corder calamities, T
featuring parenting' •problems, holiday horror stories and • • clever creatures. <.
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(Channel 4,. 8.10pm) Political satire with
■RoryBremner, John Bird and John Fortune, taking another . 1. . sideswipe at the • •state of the nation.^
■ C S I :N Y (live, 9.10pm)
.. : Mac, Danny and t' .:
: Lindsay investigate the death of a doll r shop owner found, buried beneath his '• stock, while Stella and Dr Hawkes try to discover who V - ' . killed a waitress..
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■ Planet Earth (BBC1,9.00pm) A look at subter ranean life, from Thailand's blind cavearigelstoa : : system in Borneo where the drop pings of five million bats support a . whole ecosystem.
■ Pinochetin , Suburbia .
(BBC2,9.00pm) Drama telling the
story of General Pinochet’s arrest in , Britain in 1998, from the legal bat tle for his release to his friendship with Margaret Thatcher.
■ Agatha Christie’s Poirot (ITV1,9.00pm) A North Country ; patriarch disinherits his son just before he dies, and foul play is confirmed when fhe victim’s
I youngest sister is ! found dead.
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7.25 Commonwealth Games Athletics, boxing and diving. (S) 80310813
12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 8977583 12.10 Football Focus (S) 4978729 . 1.00 Commonwealth Games Report News from the penultimate day of competition. (S) 64941
1.30 Commonwealth Games Highlights from -
the penultimate day of the Games in Melbourne, featuring^a mix of badminton,
. gymnastics, netball, squash and table tennis at 1.35 and Games Today at 3.50. Times may vary. (S) 650583 .
4.30 Final Score Round-up of results. Digital viewers can access extended coverage on the interactive seprice. (S) 5114800
5.25 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S )6832670
5.45 All Time Greatest Movie Songs A host of stars join Tess Daly to sing classic film music. Shirley Basse/ tops the bill with renditions of her James Bond themes Goldfinger, MoonrakeranrJ Diamonds Are Forever. (Sj 926125
6.45 Only Fools and Horses Christmas special from 1987, in which Del-Boy sets out to find his dear departed molheris treasure trove. Comedy, guest starring Joan Sims, with David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst. (R) (S) 917477
7.45 The National Lottery: Jet Set Eamonn Holmes introduces the quiz in which hopeful contestants battle it out to win a round-the-world trip. (S) 999090
8.20 Casualty Nina uses her Army training to rescue a marathon runner trapped in a bog 'and sets her heart on becoming a paramedic. Ellen is devastated to receive yet another blow. (S) 804583
9.10 New Tricks An abduction case from 1992 is reopened when a body, identified at the time as that of the missing woman, turns out to be someone else— while the presumed victim turns up alive and well. (R) (S) 969380
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10.30 Match of the Day Gary Uneker presents highlights of today's Premiership clashes, including the Merseyside derby at Anfield, a s Liverpool and Everton met in the league for the 174th time. 7068859
11.50 Commonwealth Games Live action on the final day in Melbourne features cycling, badminton and hockey at 11.55 GMT, followed by cycling, badminton,
■ netball and hockey at 3.00 BST. Times ■ may vary. (5)27109922 '
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6.00 CBeebies 19038 7.00 Breakfast (5)56670 8.30 CBBC 5662496 12.00 See Heart 4985019 12.50 The Rockford Files (R) (5) 5937274 . 1.35 The Rockford Files (R) (5) 7022019 , Animal Par (R) (5) 9041361 FILM: The Alamo (1960) John Wayne stars as Davy Crockett in this sprawling epic reconstructing the battle between ^ Mexican troops and Texan volunteers fighting for independence. Richard Widmark co stars. (5) 74787361 ' Flog It! Paul Martin visils the Isle of Man, where he meets members of the public anxious to turn their unwanted items into cash. He also investigates the work of designer Archibald Knox. (R) 592670 ' Planet Earth David Attenborough presents a tour of the mightiest rivers in the world, from the freshwater seals of 5iberia to the piranhas that patrol the wetland downstream of Earth’s tallest waterfall. (R) (S) 603670 Around the World in 80 Treasures Dan Cmickshank attempts to find the Ark of the Covenant. He visits Jordan, Israel, Palestine and Ethiopia in search of the lost relic, encountering the Guardian Monk along the way. (R) (5) 917496 A Night on Brick Lane First of two programmes focusing on Brick Lane in East London, bringing to life the. community’s history through the experiences of generations of its immigrant residents. (5) 736813
10.05 Banglatown Banquet Drama, with acclaimed Indian actress Ghabana Azmi as a British Bangladeshi woman facing up to her husband’s decision to take a second wife after their children have flown the nest. (5) 484800
11.00 Commonwealth Games Jill Douglas introduces live coverage of the women’s cycling road race from the Royal Botanic Gardens Circuit in Melbourne, as the final day of the Games gets under way. With commentary by Hugh Porter. (5) 254496
11.50 Never Mind the Buzzcocks Simon . Amstell guest hosts the comedy music quiz, with TV presenter Nick Knowles, Friday Hill’s Kenzie, Russell Howard and Aaron Gilbert from Delays. (R) 266941
12.20 Days That Shook the World Dramatisation of the 1671 plot to steal the crown jewels, based on the accounts of Charles II and the mastermind behind the scheme. (R) (5) 5717084
12.50 Weatherview; The Witness 3824626 2.00 (BST) B BC Learning Zone 9440713
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11.30 cd:uk(S) 73632 12.30 ITV News; Weather (S) 80727670 - 12.35 Regional Programme 12.40 The Planet’s Funniest Animals (R) (S) 80714106
12.50 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) (S) 7712799
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The Ultimate Heist: Making Inside Man (5)78045019 The Rockford Files (S) 9046816 FILM: Support Your Local Sheriff (1968) Western spoof, with James Gamer. (S) 42649979 Regional Programme ITV News and Sport; Weather 8967748 You’ve Been Framed! (R) (S) 390 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Comic view of the week’s television. Last in series. (S) 903 Ice Age 2: Behind the Scenes 228632 FILM: Ice Age (2002) Premiere. A' mismatched trio of prehistoric animals team up to return a human infant to its tribe. This animated adventure is huge fun for kids of all ages. With the voice of John Leguizamo. (S) 6679816 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize quiz, inviting another line-up of contestants to have a go at answering 15 questions that could change their lives. (S) 904922 Celebrity Stars in Their Eyes Cat Deeley hosts as another batch of well- known figures swap their own famous faces for those of their singing idols. Among those taking the plunge are Jade Goody and Neil Fox. (S) 961748
10.10 Parkinson The king of chat welcomes ; Daniel Day-Lewis and Jane Fonda, along . with comedienne Jo Brand. Music is provided by veteran singer-songwriter Van Morrison. (S) 879309-
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11.10 ITV News; Weather (S) 279380, 11.24 Regional Programme 11.25 FILM: Narrow Margin (1990) An assistant DA and a witness to a gangland slaying are pursued by vicious hit-men on board a speeding train. Action-packed thriller, with Gene Hackman and Anne Archen (S) ITV News Headlines 273187 (BST) Quizmania Interactive game show; (S) ITV News Headlines 637171 People’s Court Real-life disputes. Carol Smillie presents. (R) (S) 1952607 ITV Nightscreen Behind the scenes of ITV programmes. 19978
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Animated Tales of the World 4526258 The Hoobs(R) (5)1321274 The Hoobs(R) (5)5571903 French Football 58380
7.30 World Cup Skiing 44187 8.00 The Morning Line (S) 4481767 8.55 T4: Totally Frank (R) (S) 4805800 9.20 T4: Pure T4 8393011 9.55 T4:Popworld (3)4933038 10.45 T4: Chantelle: Living the Dream (S) 511922
11.15 T4: The Games: Live Final ■ Another chance to see the final from
, Sheffield’s Don Valley Stadium. Last in series. (R) 76503670
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12.55 T4: Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands (R) (5)9359354 Channel 4 Racing from Redcarand Newbury Including the 3.10 William Hill Lincoln (H’cap) (1m). (S) 29474651 Countdown (S) 6977816 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away A couple choose between properties in Cromer on the Norfolk coast or Spain’s Costa Tropical. Jasmine Harman and Jonnie Irwin present. (R) (S) 5213125 Supernanny Jo Frost sets out to help desperate parents with their badly behaved children. (R) (S) 521922
6.55 Channel 4 News (S) 534545 7.25 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the contents of mystery boxes holding as much as £250,000. (S) 944390
8.10 Bremner, Bird & Fortune Political satire with Rory Bremner, John Bird and John Fortune, taking another sideswipe at the: state of the nation. (S) 902564
9.10 The Games: Champions of Champions Kirsty Gallacher joins 2005 champions Chesney Hawkes, Kevin Simm and Princess Taniara as they take on this series’ winners at Pond’s Forqe in Sheffield. (3)42643800 '
10.50 FILM: Eraser (1996) Misfiring action thriller, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a government agent helping people in
the witness protection programme, whose loyalty is brought into question bv atraitor. (5)17565496
12.55 4Music: The Album Chart Show Music
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by Franz Ferdinand. 7970881 (BST) 4Music: (BST) Moby: Live In Concert 33930 (BST) 4Music: Michael Jackson’s Moments T(S) 47529864 (BST) 4Musio: The Hives: Live in Concert (R) (S) 5992978 Funk’d (R) 75898607
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11.20 The Gadget Show (R) (S) 5610816 12.10 FILM: Sophia Loren: Her Own Story (1980) Autobiographical drama, with Armand Assante. (S) 37237922 FILM: Hercules and the Circle of Fire
. (1994) Mythical adventure, starring Kevin Sorbo and Anthony Quinn. (S) 7955583 Charmed Jason discovers the sisters are witches and ends his relationship with
Phoebe— who also has the misfortune to be possessed by a spirit. (R) 2367941
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Everybody Hates Chris Comedy series about a teenager growing up in New York. Chris stmggles to keep his siblings in line at home and the school bully in check. Tyler Williams stars. (R) 58675922 Everybody Hates Chris Drew gets a tutor to help with his maths and Chris soon develops a crush on her. Meanwhile at school, the headmaster sets up a bully exclusion zone that Greg decides to exploit. (R) (S) 6208835 Charmed The sisters try to discover who
has cast a spell of darkness on a magic school, and Phoebe goes on a vision quest. With Alyssa Milano. (R) 6648632
7.00 FILM: Guns of the Magnificent Seven (1969) Gunslingers set out to save a Mexican version of Robin Hood from his evil captors. Shaqj-shooting but rather hollow Western sequel, witii George Kennedy and Joe Don Baker. 8320831
9.00 five news and sport (S) 4877729 9.10 CSI: NY Mac, Danny and Lindsay investigate the death of a doll shop owner found buried beneath his dismantled stock, while Stella and Dr Hawkes try to discover who killed a waitress. American drama, with Gaiy Sinise and Eddie Cahill. (S) 9949361
10.10 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Goren and Bishop investigate a multiple homicide in a close-knit island community, and are soon pursuing a teenage Svengali who has been brainwashing girls on the island. (5)2039748
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Commonwealth Games Report The latest from Melbourne. (S) 46249 Sunday AM (S) 46997 Commonwealth Games Closing Ceremony Live coverage from the Melbourne Cricket Ground. (S) 776978 The Politics Show (S) 37268 Keeping Up Appearances (R) 64133 Cash in the Attic Funding a trip on the Orient Express. (R) (S) 1161 Monk Sharona and Monk pretend to marry. (R) (5)1788046 . • EastEnders (S) 84773065 Songs of Praise Celebrating Mother’s Day at Arley Hall, Cheshire. (S) 4647794 Holiday 10 Best Local history and alternative lifestyles. (S) 687355 Last of the Summer Wine Billy organises a barbecue. (S) 569249 Antiques Roadshow From Sherborne School, Dorset. (R) (S) 305352 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S )666715 Mayo The team visit a well-heeled suburban close where a man has been found dead in a back garden, though no- one on the street admits to knowing him. Meanwhile, Alex decides not to invite Mayo to her housewarming, angry at him for feigning indifference about the party. Crime drama, starring Alistair McGowan and Jessica Oyelowo. (S) 3775 Planet Earth David Attenborough looks at the world’s caves, including the Lechuguilla Cave in USA which contains chambers filled with crystals. Inside Deer Cave in Borneo he finds five million bats, whose droppings support an entire ecosystem, and observes creatures in Texas and Thailand who never see daylight, leaving them with neither eyes nor colour. (S) 3539 BBC News; Weather (S) 631171 Panorama Report on alleged overspending within the NHS, where government investment has failed to cover an £800million shortfall, leaving ministers pointing the finger of blame at managers. (S) 389404 ■ FILM: Random Hearts (1999) Love blossoms between a cuckolded couple whose two-timing partners have been kilted in a plane crash. Romantic drama, starring Harrison Ford and Kristin Scott Thomas; (S) Weatherview 28409220 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) 7945195 Sign Zone: A Passion for Churches (R) (5)4788756 Accidents Can Happen (R) 1995602 BBC'News 24 78226718
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SKY MOVIES 1 11.25The Age of Innocence (1993) See 5.10pm. ■ ' -1.45 Devi! Winds (2003) Adventure, slam'ng Joe Lando.
: 3.30 Five Children and It (2004) Children’s adventure. 5.10 The Age of Innocence (1993) Martin Scorsese's subtle romanlic ■
• drama about a love triangle between wealthy socialites in 19lh-cenlury New York. Daniel Day-Lewis, Michelle Pfeiffer and Winona Ryder star. 7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood.'i'
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8.00 Allen vs Predator (2004) Premiere. A team of explorers; land in the mother of all tricky situations when their investigation into a
: deadliest creatures in the universe. Sci-fi thriller, slamng Sanaa Lalhan ' Raoul Bova, Lance Hennksen and Ewen Bremner. : : ' 9.45 independence Day (1996) Blockbusting sd-li adventure.■' - ,12.15 Alien vs Predator (2004) See 8.00pm.
mysterious pyramid in the Antarclrc leaves them caught between the ‘ ■
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.12.40 Joe Torre: Curveballs Along the Way (1997) Baseball drama, starring Paul Sorvrno.
-.2.20 The Meeksville Ghost (2000) Family adventure.' . , ^
4.00 Jumanll (1995) Fantasy adventure, stam'ng Robin Williams; ■ • • 6.00 The Prince and Me (2004) Romantic comedy, stam'ng Julia Stiles. 8.00 Along Came Polly (2004) Romanlic comedy, stam'ng Ben Stiller.' 9.45 Troy (2004) Epic adventure, stamng Brad Prtt
,12.35 Drop Zone (1994) Action thriller, starring Wesley Snipes. . ■ • • ' : - 3.35 (BST) Dogfight (1991) Teenage romance, with River Phoenix ■ . 5.20 Joe Torre: Cunreballs Along the Way (1997)
Spn'n^eld. 6.30 fhe Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons, Homer fears the ,• know Joey’s giillriend. 8.35 Friends 910 Mv Name Is Fart n an apocalypse is imminent. 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse ,Ts Earl 10.10 My Name Is Eart 10 45 The Games- IrLsirta TmrV
9.00 Dannv Wallace’s Hoax Files in an RaHiesre. r,eiee,,ee sv ,n •: y BBC THREE ,
, 7.00 Three’s Out-Takes 7.10 Honey We’re Killing the Kids Revisited 7.40 The Apprentice. The candidates create a TV ad and poster campaign. • '•
,, 8.40 The Apprentice: You’re Rredl. Interview with the show’s freshly - rejected candidate. 9.10 Rim: Copycat (1995). An agoraphobic psycholo-'' gist agrees to help a detective hunt tor a serial killer - little realising she's ' his 'next intended victim. Stylish Ihniler, with Sigourney Weaver. 11.10 Dog
; Borstal 12.05 Paparazzi. Photographers dxumeni the London bombings. ■ 2.05 (BST) Spendaholics. A football fan wllh massive debts. 3.00 The ■ Real Hustle 3.30 Kick Ass Miracles 4.00 Close '
ITV2. 9.25 Emmerdale 12.10 Coronation Street 2.30 Emmerd'ale Secrets 3.30
•. Make Me Rich 4.00 Holiday Showdown 5.00 Who Wants to Be a i • ■
- Millionaire? 6.00 Movies Now 6.10 Celebrity Rt Club 7.10 Surface 8.10 T Nanny 911 9.00 Movies Now 9.10 Rim: Jurassic Park III (2001). Action-
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^ Rhinos (Kickoff 6.00pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present .(xoverage of fte Super League XI encounter at the Sloop. 7.55 Champions , Lepgue Weekly 8.25 Football Rist. Clare Tomlinson introduces full
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10.55 Test Drive My,Girljriend 11.25 Rim: Booty Call (1997). Comedy, :.:' '» Vedra Beach: Rorida where Fred F iT i f rh l^ ^ ^ Sawgrass rn Ponte ■ slam'ng Jamie Fpxx. Including Entertainment News Update. 205 (BST) • ■ - DARE 3.30 Emmerdale 6.00 Close
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,: fifth Major from the T PC at Sawgrass in Ponte ; V ^ ra Beach, Florida, where Fred Funk is the reigning champion. The'Amerioan claimed . victory in 2005 with a final score of nine-under-
Parlegdins v Leeds ; : r ■ - of one of this afternoon's Premiership matches, as two";
: par, after wind and rain had wreaked havoc, '.and everyone involved will be hoping for more , favourable conditions this year. World number one Tiger Woods has recently regained ■ his best form and will be a firm favourite . : to take the title. (Sky Sports 1' 7.00pm)
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SKY MOVIES i 10.40 Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) See 4.00pm.
12.20 First Daughter (2004) See 5.55pm. 2.10 Welcome to Mooseport (2004) Comedy, stamng Gene Hackman.
' 4.00 Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) Teen drama, star- • ring Lindsay Lohan, Adam Garcia, Glenna Headly and Alison Pill.
5.55 First Daughter (2004) Romantic comedy, stam'ng Katie Holmes. 8.00 Hellboy (2004) Action fantasy, starring Ron Perlman.
10.05 US Marshals (1998) Adventure sequel, stam'ng Tommy Lee Jones. 12.20 Everybody Loves Sunshine (1998) Violent drama, starring David Bowie, Rachel Shelley and Andrew Goth.
1 2.05 Resurrection (1999) Crime thriller, stam'ng Christopher Lambert. 4.00 Role of a Lifetime (2001) Comedy drama, starring Scott Bakula.
SKY MOVIES 2 10.40 The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns Part two of two. Fantasy
' adventure, starring Randy Quald, Whoopi Goldberg and Kieran Culkin. - 1Z25 Teen Agent (1991) Espionage comedy, starring Richard Grieco.. ,
' 2.10 Kart Racer (2003) Drama, starring Randy Quaid, : 4.00 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 4.30 The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns Part one ol two. Fantasy adventure, stam'ng Randy Quaid, Whoopi Goldberg and Kieran Culkin. 6.15 The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns Part two of two. Fantasy
• adventure, stam'ng Randy Quaid, Whoopi Goldberg and Kieran Culkin. , 8.00 Before Sunset (2004) Nine years alter their whirlwind affair, a pair ol
; thirtysomethings bump into each other again, and lake the opportunity to catch up. Romantic drama, slam'ng Ethan Hawke.
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: 9.30 Closer (2004) Premiere. Complex romantic drama, slamng Julia . Roberts, Jude Law, Natalie Portman and Clive Owen, v •
■-T1.20 French Kiss (1995) Romantic comedy, stamng Meg Ryan, Kevin Kline, Jean Reno and Timothy Hutton. . , , : ■ - - - . ,
:T.20 King Cobra (1998) Sci-fl horror, starring Scott Brandon. • 3.00 The Cowboy Way (1994) Tongue-in-cheek adventure, starnng - Woody Harrelson, Kiefer Sutherland, Dylan McDermott and Ernie Hudson. 4.50 Kart Racer (2003) See 2.10pm.
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BBC THREE 7.00 Live Women’s International Football. England v France (Kick-off •. 7.05pm). All the action from tonight’s Worid Cup qualifier at Blackburn , Rovers’ Ewood Park. With commentary by Steve Wilson and Marianne Spacey. 9.00 Wedding Stories. Anna and Sam prepare for a spectacular wedding. 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet ol Crisps. Jonny tries to ; overturn doubts about his sexuality. 10.30 Ideal. Moz receives a visit from • his landlord. 11.00 The Real Hustle 11.30 Kick Ass Miracles 12.00 Honey We re Killing the Kids. Children suffering from an unhealthy diet. Last in • series. 12.55 Anthea Turner Perfect Housewife 1.55 Spendaholics. A ■ Brixton woman who owes £27,000.2.50 The Trouble with 3.50 Close; ; ;
1TV2 11.25 Nanny 91112.15 Emmerdale 3.00 Film: Jurassic Park III (2001). Action-packed sequel, stam’ng Sam Neill. Including Entertainment News , Update. 4.40 Coronation Street 7.00 American
Idol.The remaining 11 singers perform. 8.30 American Idol. Anollier contestant is eliminated. - : 9.00 Supernatural. The brothers investigate a mysterious asylum. 10.00 Test Drive My Girilriend 10.30 Coronation Street. Jason asks Sarah to .
many him; 11.00 Rim: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1988). Comedy, with Keanu Reeves. Including Entertainment NewsUpdale. 12.45 Judge
Judy 1.15 DARE 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Close ; i 1-., , 1 1 -
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E4 11.50 Jamie Cullum: In Profile 12.30 The Games: Champions o l . , Champions 2.10 Popworid 3.00 Beauty and the Geek 4.00 Beauty and the Geek 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 The OC. The friends hope to get,. • - Manssa back into school. 7.00 Smallville: Superman the Early Years 8.00, - ER. Dr Dubenko faces a tough day shift. 9.00 Invasion. Underlay attempts; to find out who shot him. 10.00 Desperate Housewives 11.00 My Name Is Earl 11.30 Smalhnlle: Supemian the Early Years 12.20 The OC 1.15 ER . , 2.10 My Name Is Earl 2.35 Beauty and the Geek 3.20 Popworid 4.05 Switched Up! 4.25 Switched 4.50 Fool Around— With Dan Corsi
SKY SPORTS 1 11.00 Goals on Sunday 1.00 Live Super Sunday. Middlesbrough v Bolton: Wanderers (Kick-off f .30pm). 3.30 Live Super Sunday. Manchester United
V Birmingham City (Kick-off 4.00pm). This afternoon s second live match
•: comes from Old Trafford. 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 7.00 -i, ::'! - Football League Review 8.00 Live Spanish Football. A La Uga match, -i-: ' ,10.00FootbaIISpedal11.30SuperSunday:TheLastWord1Z00 Football League Review 1.00 Spanish Football 2.30 Close :.
SKY SPORTS 2 9.30 Live Test Cricket. South Alrica v Australia. 4.30 Legends ol Cricket 5.00 Australian Rugby League 7.00 Kite Surfing 7.30 Live US Tour Golf, .r The Players Championship. The final day ol the fifth Major from the TPC at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach. 12.30 Australian Rugby League
6.00 CBeebies 17997 7.00 Breakfast (S) 26268 8.00 CBBC 51442 9.30 Match of the Day (R) (S) 7525572 10.40 The Heaven & Earth Show (S) 8962404 11.40 Countryfile (S) 2809132 12.40 Sunday Grandstand: MotoGP Suzi Perry presents live coverage of ttie MotoGP Spanish Grand Prix. 7118959
2.00 Paralympic Winter Games Highlights of the Games from Turin. 31268
3.00 Rugby Union John Inverdale presents highlights of the clash between London Irish and Sale Sharks. 2314249
3.20 Games Today 83818161 5.40 Regional Programme 6.10 Natural World A mission to save the king cobra snake. (R) (S) 309065 '
7.00 Top of the Pops Featuring performance from the Strokes, Morrissey, the Streets, Ne Yo, Pink and Cyndi Lauper. 770959
7.35 Malcolm in the Middle Lois finds herself repeatedly insulted at Hal’s family reunion, so the youngsters plot revenge. Guest starring Christopher Lloyd. 466797
8.00 Ray Mears’ Extreme Survival Ray visits New Zealand, where he flies over Mount Cook to tell the tale of two climbers who survived in a snow-hole for two weeks white blizzards raged outside. Rivers rise so fast in the country that early settlers called drowning‘the New Zealand disease’— so Ray takes his life in his hands to show how a rucksack doubles up as a flotation device. (R) (S) 1317
9.00 Pinochet in Suburbia Drama telling the story of the UK’s relationship with dictator General Pinochet, from his arrest in 1998 and subsequent legal battle regarding his extradition, to his friendship with Margaret Thatcher. The film contrasts the dictator’s experiences with those of the Anglo-Chilean community in the UK, who were galvanised into protest by his detention. Derek Jacobi stars. (S) 9323
10.30 Match of the Day 2 Ray Stubbs reviews, today’s three matches, Manchester United V Birmingham City, Middlesbrough V Bolton Wanderers and Charlton Athletic V Newcastle United. (S) 12688
11.30 Family Guy Three stories inspired by viewers’ mail, in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain super-powers,'' and Peter appears with his pals as 'Little. Rascals’. (S) 593268
11.55 Family Guy Three stories inspired by viewers’ mail. (S) 112442
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