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ts Ma tch o f th e Day. (B B C 1 ,1 0 .3 5 pm ) Gary Lineker intro­ duces highlights of today’s Premier- : ship clashes, in­ cluding Chelsea V Portsmouth and ■ Bimiingham City v Sunderland.


B Winter Olympics (BBC2,1.45pm) Colin presents live coverage of the second run in the men's slalom at 5.20, followed by the fourth and final run in the men’s bobsleigh at 6.00.


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6.00 Breakfast (S) 612458 9.00 Vifeekend 24 (S) 29903 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Second Helpings New senes. (S) 32090


11.30 Rachel's Favourite Food for Friends Recipes for party food. (S) 7534


12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 7760800 12.10 Football Focus A preview of tomorrow’s Carling Cup final between Manchester. United and Wigan Athletic, and a look back at the week’s Champions League and UEFA Cup action. 9768629


1.00 Six Nations Grandstand Introduced by John Inverdale. 1.10 WinterOlympics:


; Ice Hockey. 1.40 Rugby Build-Up. 1.50 Live Rugby Union: France v Italy. Times may vary. (3)2771800


4.30 Final Score Ray Stubbs rounds up the afternoon’s results from th e - Premiership, Football League and


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. Scottish Cup. Digital viewers can access extended coverage on the interactive service. (S) 7449380 Six Nations Grandstand Scotland v England (Kick-off 5.30pm). The Calcutta ,Cup encounter at Murrayfield, where the


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BBC News; Regional News (Sj 582477 The National Lottery: Millionaire Manor Mark Durden-Smith hosts the quiz show in which families compete for the chance to live the life of a millionaire in a luxury mansion. (S) 396854 Casualty A duty-bound Harry proposes to Ellen for the sake of the baby. Maggie upsets a patient on the opening day of the hepatitis B clinic and Sarh’s dreams of being a paramedic are dashed. (S) 884729 Just the Two of Us The seven remaining pairs perform rock or country and western duets, before one is eliminated from proceedings at the end of the show. Presented by Vernon Kay and Tess Daly. (S) 277361


1.15 BBC News; Weather; (S) National ■ Lottery Update 907583


1.35 Match of the Day Highlights of today’s Premiership clashes, including Chelsea v Portsmouth at Stamford Bridge and Birmingham City v Sunderland at St Andrews. (S) 5999729 '


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.55 FILM: Dressed to Kill (1980) Michael Caine and Angie Dickinson star in this tense thriller about a psychiatrist forced • to investigate the murder of a patient n v F whose extramarital affair led to her death; (S) Weathenriew 969632 BBC News 24 66060775


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6.00 CBeebies 16941 7.00 CBBC 5573125 12.00 Switch (S) 47651 12.30 Film 2006 with Jonathan Ross Pierce Brosnan’s film The Matador. (R) 86038 Cagney and Lacey (R) (S) 9492854 Winter Olympics The men’s slalom. Clare Balding presents. (S) 1644545 Animal Park The lion cubs face round two of their inoculations, Molly the iguana has life-saving surgery and it’s MOT time in the goat paddock. (R) (S) 4973361 Flog It! Paul Mariin meets Merthyr Tydfil residents eager to make a profit selling their valuables. (R) (S) 4279293 What the Papers Say (S) 7727125 Winter Olympics Live coverage of the second mn in the men’s slalom from Sesiriere at 5.20, followed by the fourth and final mn in the men’s bobsleigh from Cesana Pariol at 6.00.65410187 Winter Olympics Live coverage of the men's 500m and women’s 1000m short track speed skating finals at 6.50,7.45 and 8.25. Plus, highlights of the women's 5,000m speed skating


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10.00 FILM: Dirty Pretty Things (2002) Premiere. An illegal immigrant living in London makes a gmesome discovery— but can’t risk going to the police about it, and embarks on a danger-filled investigation instead. Stephen Frears’ acclaimed drama, with Audrey Tautou, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Sergi Lopez, Sophie Okonedo and Benedict Wong. 844564


11.35 Dave Allen at Large A chance to see the controversial comedian delivering


■ sketches and jokes from the last show of his 1971 series. (R) (S) 383632


12.20 Mock the Week Topical comedy quiz ' show, hosted by Data O'Briain with impressionist Rory Bremner, and guests


. Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle and John Oliver. Last in series. (R) (S) 5483688


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5.15 London Today; Weather (S) 7701187 5.30 ITV News and Sport (S) 359835 5.45 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Comic view of the week’s television. (S) 581816 Stars in Their Eyes Kids Youngsters le through the famous doors to brm as Christina Aguilera, Shirley Laine, Jackie Wilson, Don McLean Doris Day. Cat Deeley oversees leedings. (S) 917477. ■ icing on Ice The remaining four ' ibrity skaters perform the routines 've been learning for the past


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jen days, in the hope of making it ugh to next week’s spectacular id final. (S) 8946632 > Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris


■ant hosts the big-prize quiz, inviting |ther line-up of contestants to have a it answering 15 questions that could


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:nge their lives. (S) 269361 icing on Ice: The Skate Off two worst couples, as nominated


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w.(S)506458 Fight Live Matt Skelton v Danny,


iams and Amir Khan v Jackson iams. Live coverage of the British


' Commonwealth heavyweight bout, . the light weltenveight clash in


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5.50 Spider-Man (R) (S) 7953449 6.10 The Hoobs(R) (3)6904545 6.35 The Hoobs(R) (3)7953545 7.00 French Football 62583 . 7.30 Freesports on 441090 8.00 The Morning Line (S) 1951867 8.55 T4: Totally Frank (R) (S) 2232922 9.25 T4: NME Awards 2006: The T4 Highlights 8756922


10.00 T4: Friends (R)(S) 27922 10.30 T4: Popworld (S) 1841564 11.20 T4: Friends (R) (S) 5729564 11.50 T4: Rock School (R) (S) 9567922 12.55 T4: Shipv/recked 2006: Battle of the Islands (R) (3)5746545


2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Sandown Park and Newcastle Lesley Graham and Jim McGrath present coverage of today’s six feature races, including the 3.10 Racing Post Chase (H’cap) (3m 1/21) from Sandown Park. (S) 80225944


4.15 Countdown With Tom O’Connor in Dictionaiy Corner. (S) 8183816


5.00 Supernanny US A couple who can’t agree on parenting. (S) 7789748


5.55 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the contents of mystery boxes holding as much as £250,000.519212


6.45 Channel 4 News (S) 503038 7.15 Krakatoa Dramatised account of the volcano’s eruption in 1883, which created


■ a tidal wave twice the size of ihe 2004 tsunami and a cloud of ash that affected the climate around the world. 364816


9.15 FILM: Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (2001) Italian forces invade a Greek island, where one of the soldiers falls for a local girl— much to the disapproval of the other inhabitants. Stilted wartime romance, with Nicolas Cage and Penelope Cruz. (S) 78184651


11.40 The IT Crowd Jen tries to deter Bill Crouse’s amorous advances, while Roy also struggles to fend off an admirer. Comedy, starring Chris O'Dowd and Richard Ayoade. (R) (S) 275699


12.10 4Music: Motley Crue: Live in Concert Live performance. 962341


1.50 4Music: Michael Jackson’s Moments Rock with You. (S) 2266539


1.55 4Music: Soundproof (S) 8080808 2.10 4Music: 4Play: Leya 3056336 2.25 Simon Thurley: Building Britain The buildings that make Britain great. (R) (S) 621510


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Renaissance The rise of Cosimo de’ Medici. Last in series. (R) (S) 5318684


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B G id e o n ’s D a u g h te r (8 B C 1 ,9 .0 0 pm ) A disillusioned PR consultant meets with a grieving mother and it plunges his world; into disarray. i : . Robert Lindsay and Bill Nighy star.


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B P e tro lh e a d s (B B C 2 ,1 0 .0 0 pm ) Actor John Gordon Sinclair and radio presenter Edith Bowman try park­ ing blindfolded and bet on flying Minis. Comedy game ■ shovr, hosted by Neil Morrissey.


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Breakfast (5)36046189 Match of the Day Highlights of Chelsea vPortsmouth.(R)(S)7079539- SundayAM(S)42171 The Heaven & Earth Show (5) 3347862 Countryfile The Northern Ireland coast. Including w eather.for the week ahead. (5)4241046 The Politics Show (5) 3023997 EastEnders The Beales receive devastating news from South Africa. (S)54558626 Six Nations Grandstand Introduced by Jill Douglas. 2.50 Live Rugby Union: Ireland v Wales. (S) 89075442 Songs of Praise Descendants of Welsh settlers in South America. (S) 7623794


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■Junior Mastermind (S) 370065 Antiques Roadshow The team visit Montaoute House in Somerset, where items include chairs from one of Nelson’s Trafalgar ships arid vintage underwear collected by a vicar’s wife. (S) 350336 BBC Nevrs; Regional News; Weather (S)761369 Just the Tvro of Us The remaining six duos try to earn the public’s vole by performing a duet, this time backed by a big band. The pairs can choose between singing a rock ’n’ roli hit or a classic from the musicals as they tiy to stay in the competition. Tess Daly and Vernon Kay host. (S) 6249 Gideon’s Daughter Feature-length drama from Stephen Poliakoff, telling the tale of a disillusioned PR consultant vrhose meeting with a grieving mother plunges his world into disarray. Robert Lindsay and Bill Nighy star. 97540862 BBC News; Weather (S) 378733 Rail Cops PC Jeff Nelson deals with a passenger who jams a train door and a potential suicide jumper closes the station for hours. PC Bob Gee investigates bwo children pickpocketing. (R) (S) 432423 FILM; Trapped: Buried Alive (2001) Premiere. An avalanche traps a woman and her daughter in a ski lodge, leaving her husband to stage a rescue before the next snowfall buries them for ever. Average drama, starring Jack Wagneq (S) Weatherview 694959 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) 6962718 Sign Zone: A Passion for Churches (R) (S)9866094 Sign Zone; Beat the Bailiff (8415805 Sign Zone: How to Live Longer (R) (5)5763621 BBC News 24 412973


6.00 CBeebies 13171 7.00 CBBC 231323 10.00 Sunday Style (S) 44152 11.30 FILM: Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon (1942) Mystery thnller. Basil Rathbone stars. (S) 9456852


12.35 The Winter Flying Gardener Winter colour from evergreens. (R) 24613978


12.50 Winter Ofympios Clare Balding presents live coverage of the men’s ice hockey final at the Palasport Olimpico at 12.55, where defending champions Canada are expected to be involved. (S) 87832404


4.55 Scime Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em Frank and Betty travel to Ihe seaside for a second honeymoon, hoping to make up lor the catastrophes of the first one. Classic comedy, starring Michael ■ Crauriord.jR) (5)1021171


5.15 Wild Summer River A glimpse of the wildlife along the River Dart. (S) 7610881


5.25 Big Cat Diary' Family Histories The story of lion cubs Cheza and Sala, as they grov/ up together in Kenya’s Maasai Mara. The pair become the centre of the pride, but their life isstill fraught with danger. (S) 1632249


5.55 Natural World A black bear raises her hvo cubs in Montana’s Rocky Mountains. She teaches the pair how to find food, but they must also be able to


' climb trees to avoid predators and stay alive. (R) (S) 940201


6.45 Winter Olympics Closing Ceremony Sue Barker introduces live coverage from the Stadio Olimpico in Turin, where the closing ceremony marks the end of 17 days of unforgettable competition. Subsequent programmes are subject to change. (S) 86701688 ■


10.00 Petrolheads Actor John Gordon Sinclair and radio presenter Edith Bowman tiy pariting blindfolded and bet on flying Minis. Comedy game show with a motoring twist, hosted by Neil Morrissey. (S) 45510


10.30 Match of the Day 2 Highlights of this afternoon’s Premiership fixtures, featuring Bolton Wanderers v Fulham at the Reebok Stadium, Liverpool v Manchester City at Anfield and West Bromwich Albion v Middlesbrough at the Hawthorns. (S) 18862


11.30 American Dad! Stan and Roger try each other’s lifestyles. (S) 575862


11.50 Family Guy (S) 586978 12.15 FILM: Chopper (2000) Australian drama, starring Eric Bana. (S) 880640


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6.00 Milkshake! 30612442 8.50 Shake! 35931688 11.30 Arthur’s Trip to India 8791355 12.00 Rooted 2109404 12.30Divine Designs Grotesque gargoyles and sombre stained-glass windows. (R) (S) 6605715


1.00 five nev;s update (S) 85827626 1.10 Nigel Marven’s Meerkat Adventure Studying the creatures in the wild. (R) (3)31034133


2.15 FILM: Do Not Disturb (1965) An American executive relocates to London with his wife, who soon drives him wild with jealousy by flirting with a French I antiques dealer. Sweet romantic farce, starring Doris Day. (S) 97959404


4.25 FILM: Calamity Jane (1953) Light­ hearted Western musical, starring Doris Day as the tomboy gunslinger who falls in love with Wild Bill Hickok and decides to spruce herself up. With Howard Keel. (3)41175249


6.20 five news and sport (S) 3595794 6.40 FILM: Maverick (i 994) The first of tonight’s two Mel Gibson movies sees the star play Bret Maverick, a suave con artist who joins forces vrith the equally


. vrily Jodie Foster to cheat his way across the Wild West and win enough money to enter a high-stakes poker tournament. Top-drawer Western comedy, vrith James Garner, star of the original TV series, lending support alongside Graham Greene and James Cobum; (S) five news at 9 10495775


9.00 FILM: The Patriot (2000) A wortd-weaiy, retired soldier is forced to take up arms once again to avenge the unprovoked murder of his son at the hands of the British during the American War of Independence— and finds himself up against a sadistic officer who wreaks havoc in the surrounding area. Historically inaccurate it may be, but Roland Emmerich's adventure is still a rollicking good watch. Mel Gibson takes the lead as the vengeance-seeking hero,


. ably supported by Jason Isaacs, Joely Richardson and Heath Ledger, who will be hoping to clinch an Oscar at next week’s Academy Awards for his role in . Brokeback Mountain. (S) 23103171


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S Midsomer Murders (ITV1,9.00pm) The d uo investi- gate the case of a mother found . drovrned a t a local c a rn iva l— and d ix o v e r h er killing may b e linked. John Nettles stars.


Q 100 G re a te s t F u n n y M om e n ts (C ha nn e l 4 , 9.00pm) Rob Brydon pre­ sents the funniest gaffes, gags, stunts and stand- up. The nrndown includes hidden camera stunts.


El A r th u r ’s T r ip to Ind ia (liv e , 11.30am) The family visit Trivandrum,


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S K YM O V IE S 1 11.55 Phantom Below (2004) Adventure, starring Adrian Paul. '


3.20 The Sandy Bottom Orchestra (2000) Adventure, stam'ng Glenne Headly, Tom Irwin, Jane Powell and Madeline Zma. >


' 5.05 Seabiscuit (2003) Fact-based drama, starring Tobey Maguire.


7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 8.00 The Terminal (2004) Premiere. A man travels from Eastern Europe on a visit to ^ e n c a — only for a violent coup to throw his country into tur­ moil, a situation v/hich leaves him unable to either return home or enter the USA Comedy, stamng Tom Hanks and Catherine Zeta-Jones. 10.10 Alfle (2004) Comedy drama, stamng Jude Law. ' 12.00 The Tenninat (2004) See 8 00pm ' 2.15 Wilbur (Wantsio Kill HimselO (2003) Black comedy, starring Jamie Sives, Adrian Rawlins, Shirley Henderson and Usa McKinlay. - 4.15 Phantom Below (2004) See 11.55am.


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S K Y MOVIES 2 10.20 Phenomenon (1996) See 5.50pm. 12.30 Cave In (2003) Thniier, starring Mimi Rogers. 2.15 Miracle in the Woods (1997) Drama, starring Meredith Baxter. 4.00 Matilda (1996) Enchanting fantasy about a gifted youngster whose ' parents pack her off to a prison-like school, where she uses her special powers to turn the tables on the nasty headmistress. Mara Wilson stars 5.50 Phenomenon (1996) Sentimental drama, stam'ng John Travolta. 8.00 Catwoman (2004) A shy graphio designer is bumped off when she stumbles upon a corporate conspiracy— but Is reanimated as a leather-' clad avenger with the abilities of a cal. Comic-book adventure, starring Halle Berry, Sharon Stone and Benjamin Bratt.


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S K Y ONE " , 12.00 Stargate SG-11.00 Futurama 1.30 Malcolm in Ihe Middle 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 4.00 - Malcolm in Ihe Middle 4.30 Malcolm in Ihe Middle 5.00 Fulurama 5.30 Futurama 6.00 The Simpsons. Homer tries to smuggle drugs into the country. 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 6.00 . Brainiao: Science Abuse. Humorous laboratory antics. 9.00 Slargate SG- 1. Alien insects pul Ihe Gamma Site at risk during a diplomatic visit. 10.00 Stargate Atlantis 11.00 Battlestar Galactica 12.00 Killing Mum & Dad 1.00 Stargate SG-11.50 Relic Hunter 2.40 Britain’s Hardest3.30Slar Trek: - . . The Next Generation 4.20 The X Files


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7.00 Three’s Out-Takes 7.15 MPs’ Out-Takes. Embarrassing political ■ gaffes. 7.45 The Apprentice 8.45 The Apprenticer.You’re Firedl. Interview with Ihe show’s freshly rejected candidate. 9.15 film: A Time to Kill (1996). A slick lawyer defends a black man charged with killing the thugs who ■ raped his daughter. Taut thnller, starring Sandra Bullock and Matthew McConaughey. 11.40 T‘ “ ybangbang 12.10 The Last Laugh 1.05 Man. Stroke Woman. Comedy senes, stam'ng Nick Frost. 1.35 Grass. Billy pre­ pares to leave. Last in series. 2.05 The Story of Pulp’s Common People 3.00 Mischief. Report on hospital cleanliness. 4.00 Close ■ .


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9.25 Emmerdale 12.10 Coronation Street 2.30 Coronation Street Family Album 3.00 Emmerdale Secrets 4.00 Dale My Daughter 4.45 The Planet’s


.Funniest Animals 5.15 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 6.15 Australian Princess 7.15 Surface 8.20 Dancing on Ice: Defrosted 9.20 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 9.50 Dancing on Ice: Defrosted Results 10.20 Film: The Pelican Brief (1993). Thnller, with Julia Roberts. Including Enlertainmenl News Update. 1.00 film: Volcano (1997). Action adventure, wiyh Temmy Lee Jones. 2.55 DARE 3.30 Emmerdale 5.50 Nightscreen 6.00 Close -,


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10.30 Chanlelle’s Whatever You Want 12.30 Scariest of the Scary 2.30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of Ihe Islands. James relums to Tiger Island. 7.00 Brat Camp USA The kids .spend three days on their own. 8.00 Celebrity Big Brother. Another chance


.. to see this year’s series. 9.00100 Greatest No Is. Countdown of smash hits. 1.10 The Friday Night Project ^ 1 5 Pom: A Family Business 2.50 ■ i


, Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands 3.50 Brat Camp USA 4.30 ' Switched 4.55 Fool Ar o un d- ' I— -


- SKY SPORTS 1 I T V 1.1


-' 12.00 Live Scottish Cup Football. Hearts v Partick Thistle (Kick-oil 12.15pm). 2.30 Soccer Saturday 5.45 Uve Super League. Warririolon ■


. Wolves V Hull FC(Kick-olf 6.00pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike ' Stephenson present coverage ol the Super League XI encounter at the


Halliwell Jones Stadium. 7.55 Champions League Weekly 8.25 Football


First10.15FpolballFirst11.45FootballFirsl1.15Foolballfirst245 Football firs t 4.15 Football f irs t 5.45 Sky Sports Classics


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SKY SPORTS 2 11.45 Live Rugby Union. Gloucester v Bath (Kick-of112 00pm)


Coverage of the Premiership clash at Kingsholm. 2.00 Yachting 2 30 Moto Plus 3.00 World Sport 3.30 Live World Goll Championship -The


Accenture Match Play Championship. 12.00 Motor Racing 1 30 Max Power 2.30 Super League 4.00 Motor Racing 5.30 Mote Plus


SKY SPORTS 3 l''*®"'ational Cricket 4.30 Moto Plus 5.00 ■' WWE: Smackdown 7.00 WWE: Bottom Une 8.00 Uve Moior Racing ' ‘ '


.Qualifying for the A1 Grand Prixol Mexico. 10.00 Rugby Union 12 00 WWE: Late Night -


Smackdown 2.00 WWE; U te Night - Bottom Une ' .3,00 Rugby.Union 5.00 Shift Adventure Snownders 5.30 ATP Tennis " •


LIVE WORLD GOLF CHAMPIONSHIP:Jhe ,


Accenture Match Play Championship. ^ Coverage of the quarter-finals and semi-finals on the sixth day ol the World Golf : Championship event at La Costa Resort and Spa in Carlsbad, California. Ian Poulter and Relief Goosen both made it to the semi-finals last year, before eventually having to settle for a third-place play-off match, and they will be looking to go one better this year. Goosen was


- the only one of the top four seeds to reach the quarter-finals. (Sky Sports 2 ,3.30pm)


S KY MOVIES 1 ■11.40SharkTale(2004)See6.15pm. . ,


1.15 Peter Cottontail (2005) Children's animated adventure, vath the ' voices ol Roger Moore, Tom Kenny and Christopher Lloyd.


■ ‘ 2.30 Voyage of the Unicom Concluding part. The family continue their quest Fantasy, with Beau Bridges, Marcus Panic and Ocean Heilman. 4.00 The Second Jungle Book: Mowgii and Baloo (1997) Adventure sequel, stam'ng James Williams, Bill Campbell and Roddy McDowall.


! 5.45 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 6.15 Shark Tale (2004) Animated adventure, with the voice ol Will Smith. 8.00 The Day After Tomorrow (2004) Disaster thriller, with Jake


Gyllenhaal, Emmy Rossum and Ian Holm.


■ 10.10 Kill Bill: Vol Two (2004) Revenge.th'niler, slarring Uma Thurman. 12.30 The Junction Boys (2002) Fact-based drama, stamng Tom Berenger, Fletcher Humphreys and Nick Tate., -.


, 3.50 Spin (2004) Drama, starring Ryan Merriman..


: 5.40 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. SKY MOVIES 2 -


-11.55 Matinee (1993) See 6.15pm. . ’


• 1.40 Lenny Ihe Wonder Dog (2004) Family adventure, starnng Craig , Ferguson, Michael Winslow and Sammy Khan. 3.10 Kart Racer (2003) Drama, slarring Randy Quaid. y . 4S0 Garfield (2004) Comedy, with the voice ol Bill Murray,. 6.15 Matinee (1993) Comedy, slarring John Goodman.


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• 8.00 Sideways (2004) Premiere. Acclaimed comedy, with Paul Giamatli,., Scarlett Johansson Thomas Haden Church and Virginia Madsen. ^


■;'10.15 Lost In Translation (2004) Acclaimed comedy drama, stamng Bill Murray, Giovanni Ribisi and Anna Paris.


- r , 12.00 Anaconda (1997) Adventure, starring Jon Voight. ........ ■ . ,


. 1.35 Their Eyes Were Watching God (2005) Drama, starnng Halle Berry. 3.30 The Sex Monster (1998) Comedy, stamng Mariel Hemingway. ■ 5.10 Kart Racer (2003) See 3.10pm. . -


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' 2.10 Breaking the Surface: The Greg Louganis Story (1997) Biopic, starring Mario Lopez, Michael Murphy and Rosemary Dunsmore. .


SKY ONE 12.00 Slargate SG-11.00 Enterprise 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation


3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 4.00 Brainiac: Sdence Abuse 5.00: -


Futurama 5.30 Malcolm in the Middle 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The . Simpsons 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Dream - Team, th e team prepare lor the Carting Cup final. 9.00 24. Jack is target-,


ed by an assassin. 10.00 Rescue Me. New series. Tommy continues his downward spiral. 11.00 Bones 12.00 Slargate SG-11.00 Bnlain’s Hardest I .


3.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation 4.20 The X Files' ' i .


BBC THREE 7.00 Anthea Turner; Perfect Housewife. The presenter dispenses domes­ tic advice. 8.00 Honey We’re Killing the Kids. Advice for a lazy family. 9.00 Wedding Stories. An Olympic hopeful ties Ihe knot. 10.00 Two Pints ol Lager and a Packet ol Crisps New senes. Janet gets a new job. • . - ^ 10.30 The Real Hustle. Pickpockets’ latest techniques. 11.00 Fresh. A . . man’s quest to discover whether penis size matters. 11.55 V/edding , Stories 12.55 Honey We’re Killing the Kids. Advice for a lazy family. 1.50 Anthea Turner Perfect Housewife 2.50 Fresh. A man’s quesi to discover whether penis size matters. 3.50 Close,:..... .


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12.00 Greatest Nearly Number Ones Ever! 2.10 Popworid 3.00 Young, Sexy and Soapy 3.55 Beauty and Ihe Geek 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends -. 6.00 The OC. Ryan is challenged to a light. 7.00 Smallville: Supennan the


50 World’s Fastest Police Chases 2.40 Star Trek: The Next Generation


. , Early Years 8.00 ER. A plane crashes over Chicago. 9.00 Invasion 10.00 Desperate Housewives. Gabnelle conceals her pregnancy. 10.55 My - ' Name Is Earl. Goll-obsessed Scott is next on Earl’s list. 11.25 Smallville: Superman the Early Years 12.15 The OC 1.10 ER Z05 My Name Is Earl - 2.30 Beauty and the Geek 3.30 Popworid 4.15 Switched 4.35 Switched ■ :: 4.55 Fool Around— With the Cheeky Girls ■:


SKY SPORTS 1 1Z00 Live Super Sunday. Liverpool v Manchester City (Kick-off 12.15pm). 2.30 Live Carling Cup Final. Manchester United v Wigan Athletic (Kick-off 3.00pm). 6.00 Live Spanish Football 10.00 Carling Cup Final. Manchester United V Wigan Athlebc. 11.00 Football Special 12.30 Football League Review 1.30 Spanish Football 3.30 Carling Cup Final 4.30 Football '.League Review 5.30 Close..........,


SKY SPORTS 2 8.00 Live InlernaSonal CnckeL South Africa v Australia. Coverage ol th e , , first one-day international clash at Supersport Park in Centunon, South


40 Emmerdale Betty and Adam track down.Terence’s ex-wile. 2.20


! Coronation Street. Becky interrupts Uoyd and Kelly's date. 4.40 American Idol. The 12 remaining boys sing for the public. 6.25 American Idol. The. 12 remaining girls sing lor the public. 8.10 Amencan Idol, The results o l .


Ihe viewers’ vole: 9.00 Supernatural. A friend of Sam’s is accused of mur­ der. 10.00 film: Volcano (1997). Action adventure, starring Tommy Lee Jones. Including Entertainment News Update. 12.05 Coronation ■ - , - Street. Ashley gets a letter from an old enemy. 12.35 Ricki Lake 1.25 Play Sudoku. Interactive game with cash pnzes. 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Close


■' Afnca. 4.00 Uve World Goll Championship. Tlie Accenture Match Play ■ Championship, from California. 12.30 Motor Racing 2.30 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 World Sport 12.30 Uve Terinis. The ABN AMRO World Tennis ■. Tournament final. 230 Moto Plus 3.00 Wild Spints 3.30 World Sport 4.00


, Watersports World 5.00 WWE: Expenence 6.00 Max Power 7.00 Uve Motor Racing. Tlie A1 Grand Prix of Mexico. 10.30 WWE: Late Night------ Alterburn Featuring the stars ol Smackdown. 11.30 WWE: Late Night— Velocity 12.30 VWI/E: Heat 1.30 Wild Spints 2.00 Close r


LIVE CARLING CUP FINAL: Manchester United V Vyigan Athletic (Kick-off 3.00pm).The '


, showpiece match in English football’s second ■ cup compebtion takes place at the Millennium . '■ Stadium this afternoon, as Paul Jewell’s men aim to win the most prestigious prize in the club’s history. The Latics are sure to get the neutrals’ - vote this afternoon, as they bid to topple the five-


• time finalists and qualify for Europe for the first i time in their history. There has only been one: -.


! meeting between these sides, and United ■ ■ romped to a 4-0 victory (Sky Sports 1 ,2.30pm) ■


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