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■ Doctor Who (BBC1,7.00pm)


Part one of two. Rose discovers her father is stiil alive in an aiter- nate reality, whiie the Doctor ieams some enemies are preparing to take over the world.


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6.00 Breakfast (S) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen (S) 11.30 Great British Menu (S) 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 12.15 Murder, She Wrote (R) (S) 1.00 Match of the Day Live: FA Cup Final Liverpool v West Ham United (Kick-off 3.00pm). For the finai time, the Miiiennium Stadium plays host to the showpiece event on the Engiish football calendar. Subsequent programmes subject to change. (S)


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5.40 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S)


6.00 Strictly Dance Fever The couples dance the American Smooth and flamenco in a bid to impress the judges and slay in the mansion for a sixth week. Graham Norton hosts. (S)


7.00 Doctor Who Part one of two. Rose discovers her father is still alive in an alternate reality, while the Doctor learns some old enemies are preparing to take over the world. (S)


7.45 The National Lottery: Jet Set Eamonn Holmes introduces the quiz in which hopeful contestants battle it out to win a round-the-world trip. (S)


8.20 Casualty Ellen collapses in the street, leading Kelsey and Sam to discover her secret. Harry warns Maggie to watch her temper in her interview, and Luke arranges a football trial for Sol.


9.10 Strictly Dance Fever Graham Norton returns to announce the result of the viewers' vote, revealing which couple is to be knocked out of the competition. (S)


9.40 BBC News; Weather; (S) National Lottery Update


10.00 FILM: The Hunted (2002) Premiere. A trained assassin loses his cool and runs amok in an area of woodland, picking off innocent civilians in grisly fashion — prompting his mentor to set out to track him down before the authorities take drastic action. Far-fetched, gritty thriller, with plenty of action to make up tor the paper-thin characters. Tommy Lee Jones, Benicio Del Toro, Connie Nielsen and Mark Pelegrino star. (S)


11.30 Match of the Day: FA Cup Final Highlights (S)


12.20 FILM: Morons from Outer Space (1985) Sci-fi comedy, starting Mei Smith, Joanne Pearce, Jimmy Nail, James B Sikking, Joanne Pearce and Griff Rhys Jones; (S) Weatherview


2.55 BBC News 24


1.55 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross With Uma Thurman. (R) (S)


■ Ql: Quite Interesting (BBC2,8.40pm) Jeremy Clarkson, John Sessions, Alexander Arm­ strong and Alan Davies provide answers to host Stephen Fry’s questions.


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6.00 CBeebies 7.00 CBBC 11.45 Live Golf: British Masters Hazel Inrine presents coverage of the third day's play at the Belfry, where those players challenging near the top of the leader- board will hope to enhance their title aspirations with another low score. (S) RLM: The Flight of the Phoenix (1966) An aeroplane crashes in the blazing heat of the desert, forcing crew and passengers to repair the craft. Tense adventure, with James Stewart and Richard Attenborough. (S) Great British Menu (R) (S) Nicola Benedetti — A Winning Story Profile of the BBC Young Musician of the Year 2004. (S) Flog It! Paul Martin visits the Leeds Com Exchange, where he meets more people eager to make a profit selling their valuables.(S) Life On Air Michael Palin meets David Attenborough and looks back over his distinguished career in broadcasting. Exploring his passion for nature and chronicling a lifetime in front of the camera, the programme celebrates his most memorable moments and offers a candid insight into his interests, which embrace anthropology, art, consen/ation and music. (R) (S) Ql: Quite Interesting Panellists Jeremy Clarkson, John Sessions, Alexander Armstrong and Alan Davies provide imaginative answers to host Stephen Fry’s questions on topics including cheating, caravans and cuckoo clocks. (R) (S) FILM: The English Patient (1996) Ralph Fiennes stars as the enigmatic, badly burned survivor of a wartime plane crash who recalls a passionate love affair while his wounds are tended by a nurse in a derelict Italian monastery. Anthony Minghella's gorgeous, critically acclaimed Oscar-winning romantic drama, based on the novel by Michael Ondaalje, and co- starring Juliette Binoche, Kristin Scott Thomas, Willem Dafoe, Naveen Andrews and Kevin Whately. (S)


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11.45 FILM: The Joy Luck Club (1993) Acclaimed heart-warming drama set in San Francisco, told in flashback and exploring the relationships between four Chinese women as one of their American-born daughters sets off for the Orient to meet her long-lost sisters. Kieu Chinh and Ming-Nar; (S) The Witness


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Showdown (S) The Planet’s Funniest Animals (R) (S) Mission: Impossible 3 Premiere Special (S) ITV News; Weather (S) Regional Programme FI: Spanish Grand Prix Qualifying (S) Pulling Power (R) (S) GP2(S) The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) (S) The Rockford Files (R) (S) Regional Programme ITV News and Sport; Weather You’ve Been Framed! (R) (S) FILM: X-Men (2000) Bryan Singer’s blockbusting adaptation of the Manrel comic book in which powerful mutants Wolverine and Rogue join an academy for their kindred. Adventure, starring Hugh Jackman. (S) Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant invites another line-up of contestants to have a go at answering 15 questions that could change their lives — with Ask the Audience, Phone a Friend and 50-50 available to them if they get stuck. (S) Denis Norden’s All New 13th Laughter File Jovial host Denis Norden delves into his Laughter File once more, to present a fresh compilation of pranks, predicaments and assorted oddities from the world of film and television. Plus, rare spoofs from masters of mirth Steve Martin and Victor Borge. (S) RLM: The In-Laws (2003) Premiere. An uptight chiropodist is determined to ensure his daughter’s wedding plans go smoothly — but reckons without the bizarre activities of her future in-laws, who bring chaos to proceedings. Unnecessary comedy remake, which sees stars Michael Douglas and Albert Brooks struggle to keep the jokes flowing. With Robin Tunney, Candice Bergen and David Suchet. Continues after the news. (S) ITV News; Weather (S) Regional Programme RLM: The In-Laws (2003) Concluded; (S) ITV News Headlines


I The Mint Interactive game show; (S) ITV News Headlines People’s Court Real-life disputes.


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Cubeez (R) (S) The Hoobs (R (S) The Hoobs (R) (S) French Football FIA GT Championship The Morning Line (S) T4: Futurama (R) (S) T4: Pure T4 T4: Friends (R) (S) T4: Popworld (S) T4: Friends (R) (S) T4:4Music Presents: Red Hot Chili Peppers (S) T4: Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands (R) (S) Channel 4 Racing from Newmarket, Lingfield Park and Beverley (S) 10 Years Younger (R) (S) It’s Me or the Dog (R) (S) Wife Swap (S) Deal or No Deal (S) Channel 4 News (S) The Real Da Vinci Code Tony Robinson travels to the Middle East, Europe and Glastonbury on a personal quest to uncover the truth about the Holy Grail.


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(R) (S) RLM: Along Came a Spider (2001)


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The daughter of a senator is kidnapped from her expensive private school, sparking a desperate race to hunt down her psychotic and devilishly intelligent captor before it’s too late. Luckily, grizzled police psychologist Alex Cross (Morgan Freeman) is on hand to match wits with the villain. Nail-biting thriller based on James Patterson’s best-selling page-turner, starring Monica Potter, Michael Wincott, Dylan Baker and Penelope Ann Miller. (S) Green Wing Joanna and Statham fry to keep the incident with the stuffed heron under wraps, Caroline has to be cruel to be kind, and Martin comes into some money. (R) (S) 4Music: The Album Chart Show With Primal Scream. 4Music: 4Music Presents: The Streets Interview and performances by Mike Skinner. (R) (S) 4Music: 4Play: Imogen Heap (S) 4Music: 4Play Rodrigo y Gabriela. (S) 4Music: Michael Jackson’s Moments (S) RLM: Beautiful Thing (1995) Offbeat comedy, with Glen Berry. (S) FILM: Mr Holland’s Opus (1995) Heart­ warming drama, starring Richard Dreyfuss. (S) Animated Tales of the World (R) (S)


■ Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? ' (ITV1,8.10pm)


Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize quiz, inviting another line-up of contes­ tants to have a go at answering ques­ tions that could change their lives.


■ Deal or No Deal (Channel 4, 5.55pm) Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the contents of mystery boxes holding as much as £250,000.


■ CSI:NY(five,


9.10pm) A woman's body is found in a water tank, and the team discover the build­


ing in which their victim was discov­


ered has seen six suspicious deaths


in 10 years.


6.00 Sunrise 6.55 Milkshake! 8.50 Shake! 11.25 Fifth Gear (R) (S) 12.25 FILM: Dance With Me (1998) Dance drama, starting Vanessa L Williams and Chayanne. (S) FILM: Three Ninjas Kick Back (1994) Family adventure, starting Max Elliott Slade. (S) Charmed (R) (S) RLM: Memphis Belie (1990) Wartime drama, starring Matthew Modine and Eric Stoltz. (S) Cricket on Five England v Sri Lanka. Mark Nicholas introduces highlights of the third day’s play in the First Test at Lord’s. Commentary by Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. (S) five news and sport The day’s headlines, with Helen Fospero. (S) NCIS The team investigate when a decomposing body is discovered in a bath of acid at a naval base. The victim is soon identified as a submarine crewman — but when none of the vessels reports anyone missing, the detectives suspect an impostor has taken his place. (S) CSI: NY When blood begins pouring from the taps in a building, the team find a woman’s body in the water tank. Learning the property in which their victim was found has seen six suspicious deaths over a 10-year period, Lindsay begins to wonder if the place Is cursed. Stella and Hawkes discover a man’s corpse on a playground swing. (S)


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10.10 Law & Order: Criminal Intent A girl takes desperate measures to avenge the years of abuse and neglect Inflicted by her psychotherapist parents. The events that follow culminate in tragedy for a man caught up in their promiscuity, mind games and competitiveness. Detective drama, starring Vincent D’Onofrio, Kathryn Elbe and Jamey Sheridan.(S)


1.15 QuizCall Interactive game show. 5.35 Animal Airport A Neapolitan mastiff arrives worse for wear. (R) (S)


11.10 RLM: Casualties of War (1989) A rookie G1 lands himself in trouble with his bmtish commanding officer by speaking out against the platoon’s kidnap and rape of an Asian girl. Director Brian De Palma’s Vietnam War drama is powerful stuff, and can make for uncomfortable viewing. The high-class cast includes Michael J Fox, Sean Penn, John C Reilly and John Leguizamo. (S)


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■ Hannibal (BBC1,8.30pm) Drama about the Carthaginian genera!, foiiowing his pian to strike at Rome by lead­ ing an army — accompanied by 37 elephants — across the Alps.


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Breakfast (S) 13906646 Match of the Day: FA Cup Final Highlights (R) 6234733 Sunday AM (S) 84511 Heaven and Earth with Gloria Hunniford (S) 84062 Bargain Hunt (R) (S) 9646 Countryfile (S) 7725 The Politics Show (S) 22511 Keeping Up Appearances (R) 26462 Cash in the Attic; (R) (S) Sport Relief 5098172 EastEnders (S) 42896608 Holiday 10 Best (S) 5742530


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•Points of View (S) 3235172 Songs of Praise (S) 8683608 The Impressionists (S) 28795 Antiques Roadshow The team travel to Sydney, Australia, where they view items including part of Captain Cook’s ship the Endeavour and a collection of Maria Callas’s belongings. (R) (S) 6207 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 8795 Hannibal Drama-documentary about the Carthaginian general, following his audacious plan to strike at Rome by leading an army — accompanied by 37 elephants — in a gruelling march across the Alps. (S) 84882 BBC News; Weather (S) 142545 Panorama Shelley Jofre examines the reliability of fingerprinting as legal evidence, considering a case in v;hich innocent people were accused of serious crimes. (S) 749646 Hannibal: The Man, the Myth, the Mystery Profile of the Carthaginian general, featuring historians and archaeologists examining his campaign against Rome and considering his impact on Europe in subsequent generations. (S) 554171 FILM: The Price of Beauty (2000) Two female friends leap at the chance to become part of the Playboy empire in the 1960s — but the life of a bunnjf girl proves challenging. Unconvincing drama, starring Marina Black; (S) Weatherview 736248 Sign Zone: Holby City Helena suffers complications after Nick’s surgery. (R) (3)810405 Sign Zone: A Passion for Churches (R)(S)61573 Sign Zone: The Armstrongs (R) 60844 Sign Zone: A Seaside Parish (R) 67757 Sign Zone: Animal Park: Wild in Africa (R) (S) 3692689 BBC News 24 27028


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■ Funland - (BBC2,10.30pm)


Comedy thriller set in Blackpool. Carter Krantz amVes in town naked and bearing only a scrap of


paper that could reveal who mur­ dered his mother.


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CBeebies 55511 C B BC 432191 Regional Programme Regional Programme Sunday Grandstand: MotoGP 9306085 Live Golf: British Masters Times may vary. 42677153 Coast From Liverpool to Carlisle. (S) 26337 Top of the Pops Current and classic chart-toppers: (S) 123801 How I Met Your Mother Ted throws a party purely so he can invite Robin. However, his plans don’t amuse Marshall, who has a paper to write over the weekend. Sitcom, starring Josh Radnor. (S) 136646 Top Gear The Yorkshire Dales is the setting for a contest between the Jaguar XK, the BMW650i and the Mercedes SL350, while a rally car and a jet- powered kayak compete on the surface of a frozen lake. The team hijack a drive time radio show in Brighton, and Gordon Ramsay is the latest Star in a ' Reasonably Priced Car. (S) 3199 World Cup Stories The series reviews the fortunes of Brazil’s national side over the past hall-century , and considers their record in football’s biggest competition. Inspired by the likes of Pele, arguably the world’s finest ever player; and Garrincha, one of the most skilful players to have graced the game, Brazilian teams have gone from strength to strength since their first triumph in 1958. (S) 3733 The Office Boss David Brent uses the staff’s annual appraisals as yet another opportunity to dole out his particular brand of wisdom — but his attempts to impress the Swindon arrivals don’t come close to the efforts of new manager Neil. Award-winning workplace comedy, starring Ricky Genrais and Mackenzie Crook. (R) (S) 27578 Funland New series. Comedy thriller set in Blackpool. Carter Krantz arrives in town naked and bearing only a scrap of paper that could reveal who murdered his mother. (S) 713356 Rugby Union Highlights of the Premiership semi-finals, as the team who finished top of the league takes on the fourth-placed side, while the runners-up clash with the third-placed team. 552068 FILM: The Conversation (1974) Disturbing mystery, with Gene Hackman, John Cazale, Robert Duvall and Harrison Ford; (S) The Witness 566134 BBC Learning Zone (S) 1421467


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ITV Morning News (S) 90172 GMTV: The Sunday Programme 59337 Little Einsteins 3075882 Toonattik (S) 98538627 CITV 7046849 FILM: Sabrina: Friends Forever (2002) Animated adventure, with the voice of Britt McKillip. (3)9660172 ITV News; Weather (S) 3378820 Regional Programme FI: Spanish Grand Prix Live 154801 British Touring Car Championship (S) 34627 Animals Do the Funniest Things (R) (S) 6714 Regional Programme Regional Programme ITV News; Weather (S) 814725 Emmerdale Jasmine responds to Cain’s advances, while Debbie tries to make amends. Steph and Adam return to the village, and Jonas the horse may need to be put down. (S) 7443 Coronation Street Hour-long episode. Becky sets Kelly up lor a fall, Sarah conceals the truth when another Richard Hillman card arrives, and Roy’s Rolls gets permission to reopen. (S) 13240 Heartbeat Rosie has cause for concern when Bemie becomes the target of a series of mysterious and violent attacks. A face from Helen’s past arrives — turning the doctor’s world upside-down. (S)


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See No Evil: The Moors Murders First in a two-part drama charting the deeds of Moors murderers Ian Brady and Myra Hindley. While searching for missing 12- year-old John Kilbride, investigating officer DCI Mounsey notices a number of children have vanished in the Manchester area. Myra’s brother-in-law David is comforted by Brady after the death of his baby daughter— but his misplaced trust leads him to witness a horrifying crime. Maxine Peake and Sean Harris star. Concludes tomorrow. (S) 34153 ITV News; Weather (S) 352004 The Classical Brit Awards 2006 Another chance to see the ceremony from the Royal Albert Hall. (S) 794511 FI: Spanish Grand Prix Highlights; (S) ITV News Headlines 5135825 The Mint (S) 930080 Fat Chance (R) (S) 24964496 Redcoats; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines 66054080 Boot Sale Treasure Hunt (R) 18321825 Boot Sale Treasure Hunt (R) 87387738 Regional Programme


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Cubeez (R) (S) 1378424 The Hoobs (R) (S) 2081085 The Hoobs (R) (S) 6233424 Transworld Sport (S) 6729581 World Superbikes 9030795 Vee-TV (S) 8399917 T4: One Tree Hill (S) 1478789 T4: Hollyoaks (S) 69814424 T4: Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands (S) 3167337 T4: Shipwrecked: The Aftermath 70808608 T4: Totally Frank (S) 40930443 T4: The DC (S) 5442004 T4: World Challenge (S) 4806220 Time Team Special (R) (S) 3301153 The Worst Jobs in History (S) 326356 Lost Jack confronts the mysterious Desmond, whose story provides the castaways with more questions than answers. Michael, Sawyer and Jin are thrown into a pit, and meet another survivor. (R) (S) 438085 Channel 4 News (S) 121714 Invasion With the storm gaining speed as it approaches, Russell and Underlay try to find Szura’s hiding place for the hybrids, and realisation dawns that they will need to evacuate their families from Homestead in order for them to survive. Sci-fi drama, with Eddie Cibrian, James Frain and William Fichtner. (S) 5337 FILM: Braveheart (1995) Actor-director Mel Gibson’s breathtaking multi-Oscar- winning epic charting the life of legendary Scottish hero William Wallace and his efforts to defeat tyrannical Edward I of England. Following the slaughter of his father and brother, young Wallace is taken in by his uncle, who teaches him how to use brain as well as brawn — something that comes in handy years later, when he wants to avenge his wife’s execution by the king’s soldiers. Patrick McGoohan, Ian Bannen and Sophie Marceau co-star. (S) 10607269 4Music Presents: Red Hot Chili Peppers Edith Bowman speaks to the band, who perform tracks from their latest album and classic hits. 9000405 The Album Chart Show With Primal Scream. (R) 8525347 King of the Hill Hank persuades Dale to donate a kidney. 5153405 Freesports on 4 (R) 8315573 KOTV Boxing magazine. (S) 54283 South American Championship Football 5216931 French Football 427554 Countdown (R) (S) 7459283


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12.30 Divine Designs (R) (S) 7467998 1.00 five news update (S) 30056917 1.10 FILM: Any Which Way You Can (1980) Clint Eastwood reprises his role as street-fighting trucker Philo Beddoe who once again has faithful orang-utan buddy Clyde in tow. Riotous comedy sequel, with Sondra Locke. (S) 73547801


Milkshake! 35655578 Shake! 67004153


3.15 FILM: Tobruk (1967) Allied soldiers and Jewish resistance fighters set out to destroy Rommel’s fuel supplies in the Sahara Desert. Tough World War Two adventure, with George Peppard and Rock Hudson. (S) 26925356


■ See No Evil: The Moors Murders ( r rv i, 9.30pm) Rrst in a two-part drama charting the deeds of Moors murderers Ian Brady and Myra Hindley. Con­ cludes tomorrow.


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■ The Worst Jo b s In History (Channel 4, 5.40pm) Some of history’s worst employment opportunities at sea, including the roles of underdog, flying man and lighthouse builder.


■ Everybody Hates Chris (five,


8.00pm) Rochelle’s dad dies, prompting a


tense visit from her mother— and Chris’s efforts to intervene in the family conflict end . in disaster.


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5.20 FILM: Submarine X-1 (1967) An American Navy captain is given a second chance at sinking a Nazi battleship, this time using a revolutionary miniature submarine. Tense wartime adventure, starring James Caan. (S) 66987882


7.00 five news and sport (S) 6586849 7.15 Cricket on Five England v Sri. Lanka. Highlights from the fourth day of the First Test at Lord’s, where the hosts will look to increase the pressure on the tourists at a crucial stage of the match. (S) 8395646


8.00 Everybody Hates Chris Rochelle’s dad dies, and Chris is startled by how cheerful she seems the next day. . However, when domineering grandmother Maxine pays a visit, family conflict can’t be far away and the youngster’s efforts to keep the peace end in disaster. Comedy, starring Tyler Williams. (S) 3228578


8.30 Everybody Hates Chris The daily routine of beatings from the school bullies takes its toll on Chris. But when his parents refuse to let him change schools, he hatches a plan to get himself expelled — and causing a car crash might just be what it takes to do it; (S) live news at 9 3207085


9.00 Britain’s Funniest Comedy Characters (S)8267004


12.00 ITU Triathlon World Cup Highlights from the latest event on the calendar, as competitors face a gruelling test of stami­ na over a challenging course. 5283554


4.05 Motorsport Mundial High-speed coverage. (R) 66600115


12.50 Major League Baseball Live Minnesota Twins V Chicago White Sox. Jonathan Gould and Josh Chetwynd introduce tonight’s American League Central Divi­ sion clash at the Metrodome. 23646080,


4.30 World Supercross Grand Prix Action from round 15 inTexas. 1857318


SKY MOVIES 1 10^0 The Red Sneakers (2001} See 5.35pm.


12.45 The Michael Jackson Story: The Man In the Mirror (2004) Biopic, starring Flex Alexander, Eugene Clark and Lynne Cormack. 2.20 The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004) Fantasy adventure, star- ring Noah Wyle, Kyle MacLachlan and Kelly Hu. 4.00 MVP2: Most VerUcal Primate (2Cioi) Comedy sequel, starring Richard Kam, Cameron Bancroft. Robert Costanzo and Scott Goodman 5.35 The Red Sneakers (2001) Sporting comedy, stamng Dempsey Pappion, Gregory Hines, with Dempsey Pappion and Vincent D’Onofrio. 7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 8.00 Hide and Seek (2004) Premiere. Chilling thriller, stam'ng Robert De Niro, Dakota Fanning and Famke Janssen. 10.00 The Bourne Supremacy (2004) Fast-paced sequel to The Bourne Identity, starring Matt Damon as the amnesiac assassin, who is forced to fight for survival vriien he is put In the frame for a botch^ CIA operation. WAh Brian Cox, Joan Allen and Franks Potente 11.55 Hide and Seek (2004) See 8.00pm. 1.50 Panther (1995) Powerful drama, stam'ng Courtney B Vance. 4.10 The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004) See 2.20pm.


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11.55 Honey (2003) See 6.20pm. 1.35 Freddie as FR07 (1992) Animated adventure, voiced by Ben Kingsley, Jenny Agutter, Nigel Hawthorne and Midtael Hordern. 2.55 Terminal Error (2001) Hl-tech thriller, stam'ng Michael Nouri. 4.35 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) High-kicking adventure, with Jason David Frank, Johnny Yong Bosch and Catherine Sutherland. 6.20 Honey (2003) Drama, starring Jessica Alba. 8.00 Taxi (2004) Fast-paced thriller, stam'ng Queen Latifah. 9.45 Our House (2003) Comedy, starring Drew Barrymore. 11.20 The Grudge (2004) Horror, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar. 12.55 Bugsy (1991) Gangster thriller, starring Warren Beatty. 3.15 Marci X (2003) Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow. 4.45 Freddie as FR07 (1992) See 1.35pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 Stargate Atlantis 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Treic Voyager 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Malcolm In the Middle 520 Malcolm in the Middle 6.00 The Simpsons 620 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons. Homer becomes owner of the power plant 8.00 Vroom Vroom. The team test drives the Fiat Croma. 9.00 Celebrity World Cup Soccer Six. The all-important draw is made. 10.00 Greatest Goals Against Man Utd. Part two of two. The top 50 goals scored against Man United. 12.00 Battlestar Galactica 1.00 Surviving 120 Stargate SG-1 2.40 Star Trek: Voyager 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager 420 The 1970s Office


BBC THREE 7.00 Strictly Dance Fever on Three 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. The


return of the Cybennen. 8.15 Grown Ups. Sitcom series, stam'ng Sheridan Sm'rth. 8.45 The Apprentice: The Final. An event management task decides the winner. Last In series. 9.45 Rim: High Rdelity (2000). Romantic comedy, stam'ng John Cusack. 11.30 Radio 1’s Big Weekend 1.00 The Real Hu^e 1.30 The Real Hustle. Pickpockets' latest tech- . niques. 2.00 The House of Tiny Tearaways 2.5518 vwth a Bullet The inmates of Chalate Prison. Last in series. 3.55 Close


925 Emmerdale 12.10 Coronation Street 2.10 Holiday Showdown 3.10 Celebrity Frt Club USA 4.10 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 4 2 0 Make Me Rich 5.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 6.00 Breaking the Magician's Code 7.00 Airline USA 7 20 Airline USA 8.00 Nanny 911 8 2 0 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 9.10 Rim: You’ve Got Mail (1998). Romantic comedy, starring Tom Hanks. Including Entertainment News Update. 11.30 Lip Service 12.00 Rtm: Fatal Instinct (1993). Spoof of erotic Hollywood thrillers. Armand Assante stars. Including Entertainment News Update. 1.45 Quizmania 320 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


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E4 12.00 Rtties from LA 2.00 The Album Chart Show 2.30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.35 Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands 6.55 World Challenge 8.00 Friends, Rachel propositions Joey. 8.30 Friends. Rachel and Joey hit the town. 9.00 Big Brother Best 20. Part one of two. Viewers' favourite housemates. 10.05 Big Brother Best 20. Conclusion. Viewers’ favourite housemates. 11.10 Big Brother Most Outrageous Moments 12.15 Big Brother Funniest Moments 120 Pom: A Family Business .1.55 Pom: A Family Business 220 Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands 3.40 World Challenge 4.40 Switched 5.00 Fool Around — With Romeo


SKY SPORTS 1 10.30 Live Test Cricket. England v Sri Lanka. 7.00 Live Super League. Wakefield Trinity Wildcats v Wigan Warriors (Kick-off 7.15pm). 9.15 Test Cricket 11.15 Scottish Cup Football 11.45 FA Cup Rnal 12.15 Football League 1.45 Spanish Football 3.15 Scottish Cup Football 3.45 FA Cup


Rnal 4.15 Football League 5.45 Sky Sports Classics


SKY SPORTS 2 12.00 Live Football League. A League Two play-off semi-final fii^-leg match. 2.00 Live FA Cup Rnal. Uverpool v West Ham United (Kick-off 3.00pm). 6.00 Uve Football League. A League Two play-off semi-final first-leg match. 820 FA Cup Rnal 9.00 Live Spanish Football. A La Uga match. 11.00 America’s Cup Sailing 11.30 Rugby Union 120 Rugby Union 3 2 0 Super League 5.00 America’s Cup Sailing 5 20 Pipeline


SKY SPORTS 3 1^00 WWE: Smackdown 2.00 Live Scottish Cup Football. Hearts v Gretna (Kick-off 3.00pm). 5.30 Friday Rght Night 7.30 America’s Cup Sailing 8.00 Live U S Tour Golf. The EDS Byron Nelson Championship. 11.00 WWE: Smackdown 1.00 WWE: Late Night — Bottom Une 2.00 Test Cricket 4.00 Motor Racing 5.00 360 Surfing 5.30 British Rally Championship


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UVE FA CUP RN A L : Uverpool v West Ham United (Kick-off 3.00pm). Coverage of this afternoon's shovypiece match at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff, where the oldest cup prize In world football is at stake. Liverpool have won this competition six times in their history and start as slight favourites after disposing of Chelsea in the semi-finals. The Hammers had Marlon Harewood to thank for scoring the only goal In their last-four encounter.wWi Middlesbrough. (Sky Sports 1,2.00pm)


S K Y MOVIES 1 11.00 October Sky (1999) See 6.10pm.


1ZS0 Project: ALF (1996) Comedy, with Miguel Ferrer. 2 2 5 In the Army Now (1994) Comedy, starring Pauly Shore. 4.00 A Cinderella Story (2004) Romantic comedy, starring Hilary Duff. S.50 U K Top 10 Rims currently on release. 6.10 October Sky (1999) Fact-based drama, stamng Jake Gyllenhaal. 8.00 Spanglish (2004) Comedy, staning Paz Vega and Tea LMni. 10.15 K is s the Girls (1997) Detective Morgan Freeman hunts for the sen- al kidnapper responsible for his niece’s disappearance. Neive-jangling thriller, with Ashley Judd, Tony Goldwyn and Jay O Sanders.


12.15 Night of the Living Dead (1990) Chiller, slamng Tony Todd. 2.00 Milk (1998) Black comedy, stam'ng James Reel. 4.00 The Patron Saint of Liars (1997) Emotional drama, stamng Ellen Burstyn, Dana Delany, Sada Thompson and Clancy Brown.


r t S s Lenidi^^nickel’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) See 6.00pm.


I. 05 Finding Buck McHenry (2000) Drama, stamng Ossie Davis. . „ . n -


2.55 Lenny the iWonder Dog (2004) Family adventure, slamng Craig Ferguson, Michael Window arid Sammy Khan. ,


4.30 Tom and Jerry: Blast Off to Mars (2005) Animated adventure,.with the voice of Billy West and Brad Garrett.


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6.00 Lemony SnIcket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Fantasy adventure, starting Jim Carrey, Emily Browning and ally Connolly. 8.00 Friday Night Lights (2005) Premiere. Acclaimed sporting drama, starring Billy Bob Thornton, Lucas Black and Garrett Hedlund. 10.00 Leqionnaite (1998) Adventure, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. I I .


Matthau, Ann-Margrel, Daryl Hannah and Burgess Mer^ilh. 1.30 The Big Bounce (2003) Comedy Ihnllen stemng aven WIsom


3.10 Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003) Spade, Doris Roberts, Nicholas Schwerin and Dick Van Patten.


4.55 RndIng Buck McHenry (2000) See 1.05pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 Celebrity-World Cup Soccer Six. The knockout begins, followed by


the hour-long live final. 6.00 The Simpsons 6 JO The Simpsons 7.00 Celebrity World Cup Soccer Six. Highlights of the football competition. 8.00 Dream Team. The day of the FA Cup final arrives. Last in series. 9.00 24. The daughter of Martha Logan’s assistant is kidnapped. 10.00 Rescue Me. Tommy stands to inherit a fortune. 11.00 Bones. A dead body is found clutching a 300-year-old bone. 1Z00 Star Trek: Voyager 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager 1.50 Am I Normal? 2.40 UFO Invasion at Rendlesham 3.30 Ultimate 10 Unexplained Mysteries 4.20 The 1970s Office .


BBC THREE 7.00 Three’s Out-Takes. A selection of hilarious blunders. 7.15 Doctor


\Mio. Part one of two. Rose learns her father is still alive. 8.00 Doctor Who Conrdenlial. The return of the (tybermen. 8.30 The House of Tiny Tearaways. Another three families arrive. 9.30 Little Britain. Bubbles gives


' Roman a facial. 10.00 Grown Ups. Michelle declares her love for Dean. 10.30 Radio 1’s Big Wee'send. With Keane, Editors and the Kooks. 12.00 The Story of Pulp’s Common People 1.00 Grown Ups 1.30 The Real Hustle ZOO The House ol Tiny Tearaways 2.30 The Story of Pulp’s Common People 3 JO The Real Hustle 4.30 Close


ITV2 11.15 Nanny 911 12.05 Emmertiale 2 J 0 Rim: You’ve Got Mail (1998).


45 Grumpier Old Men (1995) Comedy sequel, stamng Walter


Romantic comedy, stam'ng Tom Hanks. Including Entertainment News Update. 5.10 Coronation Street 7.00 Celebrity Daredevils. Celebrity Big Brother's Bez takes on some risky stunts. 7.10 Cruises from Hell 8.10 Amen'can Idol 9.00 American Idol 9.30 Supernatural. The duo tackle a maniacal ghost. 10.30 Lip Senrice. Highlights of the week's top chat shows. 11.00 Coronation Street 12.00 Rim; St Elmo's Rre (1985). Brat- pack drama, starring Demi Moore. Including Entertainment News Update. 2.10 Quizmania 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Close


E4 11.30 From Movies to Music 1.35 Worid Challenge Z40 Popworid 3.30 Chantelle’s Dream Dates 4.00 Totally Frank 4 JO Pure T4 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 The OC. Sandy faces a dilemma. 7.00 Smallville: Superman the Early Years. Clark and Martha take in an orphan. 8.00 ER. Abby treats a 12-yearrold and her grandmother. 9.00 Invasion. Tire hurri­ cane hits Homestead. 10.00 Lost. The pressure lakes its loll on Hurley. 11.00 Desperate Housewives. Lynette appears in court. 1200 My Name Is Earl 12.30 Smallville; Superman the & t ly Years 120 The OC 2.15 ER 3.00 My Name Is Earl 3.20 Popwortd 4.05 Chantelle’s Dream Dates 4 JO Totally Frank 4.55 Fool Around


SKY SPORTS 1 10.30 Live Test Criokel. England v Sri Lanka. 6.30 Live International Cricket. West Indies v Zimbabwe. 10.00 Test Cricket 1200 Spanish Football 1.30 America’s Cup Sailing 200 Test Cricket 4.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 2 12.00 Live Football League. A League One play-off semi-final second leg.


2.30 Live FA Trophy Rnal. Grays Athletic v Woking (Kick-off 3.00pm). 5.00 Footbaii League 6.30 Champions League Weekly 7.00 America's Cup Sailing 7.30 Live Spanish Football. A La Uga match. 10.00 FA


.Trophy Rnal. Grays Athletic v Woking. 11.00 America’s Cup Sailing 11.30 Football League 1.00 Australian Rugby League 3.00 Rugby Union 5.00 America’s Cup Sailing 5.30 Close


S K Y SPORTS 3 12.00 Athletics 1.00 Live Rugby Union. Coverage of the Premiership semi-finals. 6.00 VVWE: Experience 7.00 Athletics 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. The EDS Byron Nelson Championship. 11.00 VWVE: Late Night — Afterbum 1200 WWE; Late Night — Velocity 1.00 WWE: Heat 2.00


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U V E TEST CRICKET: England v Sri Lanka. Coverage of the fourth day of the First Test at Lord's, where the hosts will for an improvement on their last match here, when they were thrashed by Australia. England showed their rnettle last summer by recovering from that defeat to win back the Ashes, and if they lift their performances to that level once again, they should have far too much for the tourists to cope with as they look to prepare to defend the Ashes against Australia later this year. (Sky Sports 1,10.30am)


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